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By *lem-H-Fandango OP   Man
over a year ago

salisbury

Why 72? Who thought that was the perfect number of virgins? And why was there no mention of age?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And do those 72 virgins have any say in the matter?

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP   Man
over a year ago

salisbury


"And do those 72 virgins have any say in the matter? "

Depends which town they're from i guess.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And where would they find them?

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

And once you've had them all they're not virgins anymore, so then what?

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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners

The person who dreamed this up really did not think it through.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why 72? Who thought that was the perfect number of virgins? And why was there no mention of age? "

Well they originally asked for a nice round 100 but they had a few drop outs on the day (as anyone that has organised a social party will know) so they had to make do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does it specify which gender the virgins will be?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most of these dudes are into chicks with dicks.

It's more like 72 male virgins and a ladyboy prostitute in 1 hotel room.

^^^that's what I've observed on my travels...

Big hairy disgusting smelly overweight blokes gangbanging 1 ladyboy in a hotel room.

I don't feel sorry for their wives contracting whatever disease.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah, but are we talking human or goats?

(Bittwr and twisted ex-military!!!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That’s only one of the 7 blessings.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ah, but are we talking human or goats?

(Bittwr and twisted ex-military!!!) "

The army must stop to pray 5 times per day now.

It's ok to cry and play practicle jokes..

The adverts are all about gender fluid Muslims joining the army and crying.

Hahaha

The country is being defended by emotional gender confused multi faith people.

Halal rations.

Lots of softies who never had a fist fight respecting eachothers beliefs and being politicly correct.

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York


"Ah, but are we talking human or goats?

(Bittwr and twisted ex-military!!!)

The army must stop to pray 5 times per day now.

It's ok to cry and play practicle jokes..

The adverts are all about gender fluid Muslims joining the army and crying.

Hahaha

The country is being defended by emotional gender confused multi faith people.

Halal rations.

Lots of softies who never had a fist fight respecting eachothers beliefs and being politicly correct."

You're looking too much into the soft Facebook adverts about the army, most are still robust blokes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ah, but are we talking human or goats?

(Bittwr and twisted ex-military!!!)

The army must stop to pray 5 times per day now.

It's ok to cry and play practicle jokes..

The adverts are all about gender fluid Muslims joining the army and crying.

Hahaha

The country is being defended by emotional gender confused multi faith people.

Halal rations.

Lots of softies who never had a fist fight respecting eachothers beliefs and being politicly correct."

Not having fist fights and respecting others beliefs is a bad thing then?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The truth is in the bible,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The truth is in the bible, "

We're all going to hell?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol,,maybe, just depends, ,,,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ah, but are we talking human or goats?

(Bittwr and twisted ex-military!!!)

The army must stop to pray 5 times per day now.

It's ok to cry and play practicle jokes..

The adverts are all about gender fluid Muslims joining the army and crying.

Hahaha

The country is being defended by emotional gender confused multi faith people.

Halal rations.

Lots of softies who never had a fist fight respecting eachothers beliefs and being politicly correct.

Not having fist fights and respecting others beliefs is a bad thing then?... "

Yes!

They should ALL be doing thai boxing. If they can't fight in a ring they won't have the guts/composure to go to war.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"And once you've had them all they're not virgins anymore, so then what?"

Go find another one I suppose

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull


"Why 72? Who thought that was the perfect number of virgins? And why was there no mention of age? "

I think it got lost in translation and it meant to say a 72 year old virgin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why 72? Who thought that was the perfect number of virgins? And why was there no mention of age?

I think it got lost in translation and it meant to say a 72 year old virgin "

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"The truth is in the bible,

We're all going to hell? "

The Dead South - In Hell I'll Be In Good Company

www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9FzVhw8_bY

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By *hloe sussexTV/TS
over a year ago

Larne

[Removed by poster at 29/11/18 11:11:29]

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By *hloe sussexTV/TS
over a year ago

Larne


"Does it specify which gender the virgins will be?"

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York


"Ah, but are we talking human or goats?

(Bittwr and twisted ex-military!!!)

The army must stop to pray 5 times per day now.

It's ok to cry and play practicle jokes..

The adverts are all about gender fluid Muslims joining the army and crying.

Hahaha

The country is being defended by emotional gender confused multi faith people.

Halal rations.

Lots of softies who never had a fist fight respecting eachothers beliefs and being politicly correct.

Not having fist fights and respecting others beliefs is a bad thing then?...

Yes!

They should ALL be doing thai boxing. If they can't fight in a ring they won't have the guts/composure to go to war."

Which regiment did you serve in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Which regiment did you serve in?"

I've got asperger. They failed my medical.

I don't think it would be relivant to what I wanted to do.

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

I think 144 would be Gross!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The truth is in the bible,

We're all going to hell?

The Dead South - In Hell I'll Be In Good Company

www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9FzVhw8_bY"

Keep a tot a whiskey warm for me for when I arrive Ace

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP   Man
over a year ago

salisbury


"[virginity removed by poster at 29/11/18 11:58:44]"

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP   Man
over a year ago

salisbury


"The truth is in the bible,

We're all going to hell?

The Dead South - In Hell I'll Be In Good Company

www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9FzVhw8_bY

Keep a tot a whiskey warm for me for when I arrive Ace "

Warm?

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By *ddibleMan
over a year ago

Exeter Bristol Salisbury


"And once you've had them all they're not virgins anymore, so then what?"

I bet they will be gutted to discover the 72 virgins vaginas don't have an opening so they'll always remain a virgin.

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP   Man
over a year ago

salisbury


"And once you've had them all they're not virgins anymore, so then what?

I bet they will be gutted to discover the 72 virgins vaginas don't have an opening so they'll always remain a virgin."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like Robbin William version, 72 Virginians, kicking their arse after they have gone.

Or

Achmed the Dead Terrorist, after the first few you get bored with teaching them.

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By *ily Con CarneTV/TS
over a year ago

Cornwall


"The truth is in the bible,

We're all going to hell? "

.

Hope so... most of my friends will be there

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