FabSwingers.com forum: It's Thursday. WHERE THE FUCK IS IT????????

By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Well?

Where is it?

Voila!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dun ahh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I just say ...

Fuck off windy rain

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By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Dun ahh

As if by magic........

*pulls coin from behind ear....

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By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Can I just say ...

Fuck off windy rain

You can.

Go on......

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By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Quiet day. Is everyone in a really good, untroubled mood today?

It's obviously better when the other two host this.......

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Well?

Where is it?

Voila!!!!!!!

Oh god let me at it......insurance companies who take 300 quid from your personal account without you giving your permission when they quoted you 40 less on a comparison website whaaaaaaaa!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

And I need two new tyres......

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

I got a hole in my shoe

Although I’d definitely give someone a giggle should they spot me avoiding puddles moving like the end of Simon and The Witch

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By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Well?

Where is it?

Voila!!!!!!!

Oh god let me at it......insurance companies who take 300 quid from your personal account without you giving your permission when they quoted you 40 less on a comparison website whaaaaaaaa!

Approved all day long.

Thieving bastards.

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

My day has been trouble free OP... I've had to cancel arrangements for a much-looked-forward-to trip this morning, but in the scheme of things it could be worse, and I can always take the trip another time

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By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"I got a hole in my shoe

Although I’d definitely give someone a giggle should they spot me avoiding puddles moving like the end of Simon and The Witch"

An excuse to buy more shoes.

As a man I find this hard to approve.

On the flipside if I don't, I run the risk of not getting a shag in the foreseeable future from the lovely ladies of Fab.

Hmmmmmmmm. Concience or sex....?

*rubs chin

APPROVED!!!!!

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By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"My day has been trouble free OP... I've had to cancel arrangements for a much-looked-forward-to trip this morning, but in the scheme of things it could be worse, and I can always take the trip another time

Rant ermmmmmm neither approved or dissaproved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a sore throat.

I have sore ears.

I have a sore mouth.

I have a sore nose.

What I don't have is sex.

I want lots of sex.

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

I just had a van door blow shut and trap my leg and the blood is running down my leg grr

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By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"I have a sore throat.

I have sore ears.

I have a sore mouth.

I have a sore nose.

What I don't have is sex.

I want lots of sex."

Have you tried sucking on a fisherman's friend?

I haven't had any of the sex for 3 weeks. I feel your pain.

Approved.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a sore throat.

I have sore ears.

I have a sore mouth.

I have a sore nose.

What I don't have is sex.

I want lots of sex.

Have you tried sucking on a fisherman's friend?

I haven't had any of the sex for 3 weeks. I feel your pain.

Approved. "

I don't know any Fishermen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a sore throat.

I have sore ears.

I have a sore mouth.

I have a sore nose.

What I don't have is sex.

I want lots of sex.

Have you tried sucking on a fisherman's friend?

I haven't had any of the sex for 3 weeks. I feel your pain.

Approved.

I don't know any Fishermen

What makes it worse is, I've been offered sex- lots of sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody council, have decided to stop the contract for servicing my sons specialist toilet. So I’ve now got to find £160 + a year to keep it in working order. And because it’s specialist I can only go to the company that make them. I don’t know where they think I have the money. X

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By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Bloody council, have decided to stop the contract for servicing my sons specialist toilet. So I’ve now got to find £160 + a year to keep it in working order. And because it’s specialist I can only go to the company that make them. I don’t know where they think I have the money. X

That's approved all day long too.

Bell ends.

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By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"I have a sore throat.

I have sore ears.

I have a sore mouth.

I have a sore nose.

What I don't have is sex.

I want lots of sex.

Have you tried sucking on a fisherman's friend?

I haven't had any of the sex for 3 weeks. I feel your pain.

Approved.

I don't know any Fishermen

What makes it worse is, I've been offered sex- lots of sex

Then have some of the sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

THOSE STUPID FUCKIN THREADS,EVERY FUCKIN DAY,I don't know why they bug me but they do

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By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"THOSE STUPID FUCKIN THREADS,EVERY FUCKIN DAY,I don't know why they bug me but they do"

Which ones? This could get instant approval.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wrapping paper that's an inch too short for what you need.

And cocks that are the same!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"THOSE STUPID FUCKIN THREADS,EVERY FUCKIN DAY,I don't know why they bug me but they do

Which ones? This could get instant approval.

I can't talk about it I'm so upset '

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"THOSE STUPID FUCKIN THREADS,EVERY FUCKIN DAY,I don't know why they bug me but they do

Which ones? This could get instant approval.

I can't talk about it I'm so upset '

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By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Wrapping paper that's an inch too short for what you need.

And cocks that are the same! "

By smaller presents. Denied.

Don't believe Sky remotes. Approved though.

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By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"THOSE STUPID FUCKIN THREADS,EVERY FUCKIN DAY,I don't know why they bug me but they do

Which ones? This could get instant approval.

I can't talk about it I'm so upset '

Approval on hold pending further clarification.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"THOSE STUPID FUCKIN THREADS,EVERY FUCKIN DAY,I don't know why they bug me but they do

Which ones? This could get instant approval.

I can't talk about it I'm so upset '

Approval on hold pending further clarification.

See the interesting facts thread

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By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"THOSE STUPID FUCKIN THREADS,EVERY FUCKIN DAY,I don't know why they bug me but they do

Which ones? This could get instant approval.

I can't talk about it I'm so upset '

Approval on hold pending further clarification.

See the interesting facts thread"

BRB.........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s not pay day yet and the accounts empty

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By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"THOSE STUPID FUCKIN THREADS,EVERY FUCKIN DAY,I don't know why they bug me but they do

Which ones? This could get instant approval.

I can't talk about it I'm so upset '

Approval on hold pending further clarification.

See the interesting facts thread

BRB........."

I think I kinda know whatcha mean.

Approved.

*you did better than last week.

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By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"It’s not pay day yet and the accounts empty "

Empathetic approval.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thus may disappoint a few people. But all is good with me. No complaints. Life is good!!

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By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Thus may disappoint a few people. But all is good with me. No complaints. Life is good!!

*paraphrase - this is not the thread you're looking for....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thus may disappoint a few people. But all is good with me. No complaints. Life is good!!

*paraphrase - this is not the thread you're looking for....

Oh is this not the Thursday Rant thread?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"THOSE STUPID FUCKIN THREADS,EVERY FUCKIN DAY,I don't know why they bug me but they do

Which ones? This could get instant approval.

I can't talk about it I'm so upset '

Approval on hold pending further clarification.

See the interesting facts thread

BRB.........

I think I kinda know whatcha mean.

Approved.

*you did better than last week.

Pooh what did I do last week? I'm 55 I can't remember yesterday

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By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"THOSE STUPID FUCKIN THREADS,EVERY FUCKIN DAY,I don't know why they bug me but they do

Which ones? This could get instant approval.

I can't talk about it I'm so upset '

Approval on hold pending further clarification.

See the interesting facts thread

BRB.........

I think I kinda know whatcha mean.

Approved.

*you did better than last week.

Pooh what did I do last week? I'm 55 I can't remember yesterday"

Last week's rant was dissaproved.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thus may disappoint a few people. But all is good with me. No complaints. Life is good!!

*paraphrase - this is not the thread you're looking for....

Oh is this not the Thursday Rant thread?"

Yes,but your not ranting? Hence not the thread for you........takes a bow

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By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Thus may disappoint a few people. But all is good with me. No complaints. Life is good!!

*paraphrase - this is not the thread you're looking for....

Oh is this not the Thursday Rant thread?"

It is. But you're not ranting. You need the "it's all good here ta" thread.

PS - there isn't one....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thus may disappoint a few people. But all is good with me. No complaints. Life is good!!

*paraphrase - this is not the thread you're looking for....

Oh is this not the Thursday Rant thread?

Yes,but your not ranting? Hence not the thread for you........takes a bow"

There is a reason for my post but I'm not getting into it. That's all for me folks. Happy ranting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thus may disappoint a few people. But all is good with me. No complaints. Life is good!!

*paraphrase - this is not the thread you're looking for....

Oh is this not the Thursday Rant thread?

Yes,but your not ranting? Hence not the thread for you........takes a bow

There is a reason for my post but I'm not getting into it. That's all for me folks. Happy ranting

Have a good day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thus may disappoint a few people. But all is good with me. No complaints. Life is good!!

*paraphrase - this is not the thread you're looking for....

Oh is this not the Thursday Rant thread?

Yes,but your not ranting? Hence not the thread for you........takes a bow

There is a reason for my post but I'm not getting into it. That's all for me folks. Happy ranting

Have a good day

Already am thanks

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By *argaret James200TV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

"I got a hole in my shoe

Although I’d definitely give someone a giggle should they spot me avoiding puddles moving like the end of Simon and The Witch

An excuse to buy more shoes.

As a man I find this hard to approve.

On the flipside if I don't, I run the risk of not getting a shag in the foreseeable future from the lovely ladies of Fab.

Hmmmmmmmm. Concience or sex....?

*rubs chin

APPROVED!!!!!

Er, reality check, only men ever have enough shoes.

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By *argaret James200TV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

"I have a sore throat.

I have sore ears.

I have a sore mouth.

I have a sore nose.

What I don't have is sex.

I want lots of sex."

I don't have any of them ailments but I do have a sore bum so be careful what you wish for.

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By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"I got a hole in my shoe

Although I’d definitely give someone a giggle should they spot me avoiding puddles moving like the end of Simon and The Witch

An excuse to buy more shoes.

As a man I find this hard to approve.

On the flipside if I don't, I run the risk of not getting a shag in the foreseeable future from the lovely ladies of Fab.

Hmmmmmmmm. Concience or sex....?

*rubs chin

APPROVED!!!!!

Er, reality check, only men ever have enough shoes."

I've got 18 pairs of shoes and boots.

No Jesus sandles though.

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