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"Nectar points" I saved up enough for an iPod dock once! | |||
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"This week everyone's a decorator... since I posted I'm painting I've been inundated with naked decorator offers with payment in kind..should really invite them all round and go out for the day.." When I was injured I had plenty of offers of healing cock ![]() | |||
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"This week everyone's a decorator... since I posted I'm painting I've been inundated with naked decorator offers with payment in kind..should really invite them all round and go out for the day.. When I was injured I had plenty of offers of healing cock ![]() Ha ha they're relentless aren't they... love the way it's nearly always strangers too.. not even guys I've ever spoken to. | |||
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"Someone offered to put my tights on for me ![]() ![]() ![]() Totally. And I think a general rule of thumb would be if it's something I can do better myself, they're pretty surplus to requirements. | |||
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"People offer to be my toilet. " I've had this many times. Just no Thankyou. ![]() | |||
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"Nectar points" I've got a shell card with 3879 points on? | |||
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"Why do people offer a massage like it's gonna make you desperate to meet them? Is it just me? I'm just not attracted to the thought of a stranger massaging me. It just seems a bit too intimate a starting place. What else do people offer you don't understand? " Because they've gotta use an angle. It's insecurity. Like seeing these guy's going into clubs with big kit bags looking like they're gonna do some DIY with all their tools. | |||
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"The offer I get most is to 'take' me to Vanilla (swingers' club in Dublin). It would be flattering if I wasn't around long enough to know that they probably couldn't get an invite without bringing a female ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Once in awhile I'll get guys writing to me telling me that it's my duty to take them to clubs! | |||
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"Why do people offer a massage like it's gonna make you desperate to meet them? Is it just me? I'm just not attracted to the thought of a stranger massaging me. It just seems a bit too intimate a starting place. What else do people offer you don't understand? Because they've gotta use an angle. It's insecurity. Like seeing these guy's going into clubs with big kit bags looking like they're gonna do some DIY with all their tools. " I've always wondered what's in those bags! Sometimes I think it's where they keep their personality and sense of humour. ![]() | |||
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"Why do people offer a massage like it's gonna make you desperate to meet them? Is it just me? I'm just not attracted to the thought of a stranger massaging me. It just seems a bit too intimate a starting place. What else do people offer you don't understand? Because they've gotta use an angle. It's insecurity. Like seeing these guy's going into clubs with big kit bags looking like they're gonna do some DIY with all their tools. I've always wondered what's in those bags! Sometimes I think it's where they keep their personality and sense of humour. ![]() Probably that too ![]() | |||
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"Why do people offer a massage like it's gonna make you desperate to meet them? Is it just me? I'm just not attracted to the thought of a stranger massaging me. It just seems a bit too intimate a starting place. What else do people offer you don't understand? " They've watched too much porn ![]() | |||
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"I'm quite partial to a nice massage, yet to try a proper one out though.." I had a Turkish one once...amazing! | |||
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"Why do people offer a massage like it's gonna make you desperate to meet them? Is it just me? I'm just not attracted to the thought of a stranger massaging me. It just seems a bit too intimate a starting place. What else do people offer you don't understand? " im a hairdresser if you'd like a trim ![]() | |||
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"Oh and the "nothing in return" guys who want to just come give you oral ![]() This is called a pussy Slave.... This is actually a fetish... | |||
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"Oh and the "nothing in return" guys who want to just come give you oral ![]() Yeah but these guys try to use it as a way in too. A lot of women aren't gonna be satisfied with just that. | |||
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"I've been massaged by a stranger, it was a sports massage though and hurt like hell! " Me too, but it cured my back problem. | |||
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"Why do people offer a massage like it's gonna make you desperate to meet them? Is it just me? I'm just not attracted to the thought of a stranger massaging me. It just seems a bit too intimate a starting place. What else do people offer you don't understand? " What about if I offered to take you to a Rita Ora concert? ![]() | |||
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"Why do people offer a massage like it's gonna make you desperate to meet them? Is it just me? I'm just not attracted to the thought of a stranger massaging me. It just seems a bit too intimate a starting place. What else do people offer you don't understand? What about if I offered to take you to a Rita Ora concert? ![]() Thought you were taking me ![]() | |||
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"Why do people offer a massage like it's gonna make you desperate to meet them? Is it just me? I'm just not attracted to the thought of a stranger massaging me. It just seems a bit too intimate a starting place. What else do people offer you don't understand? What about if I offered to take you to a Rita Ora concert? ![]() Delete+Block | |||
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"Why do people offer a massage like it's gonna make you desperate to meet them? Is it just me? I'm just not attracted to the thought of a stranger massaging me. It just seems a bit too intimate a starting place. What else do people offer you don't understand? What about if I offered to take you to a Rita Ora concert? ![]() I wouldn’t go and see a Rita Ora concert if she was playing in my front room. | |||
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"Why do people offer a massage like it's gonna make you desperate to meet them? Is it just me? I'm just not attracted to the thought of a stranger massaging me. It just seems a bit too intimate a starting place. What else do people offer you don't understand? What about if I offered to take you to a Rita Ora concert? ![]() ![]() Yep. Looks like that’s back on ![]() | |||
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"Oh and the "nothing in return" guys who want to just come give you oral ![]() I wouldn’t know... I’m black... I don’t eat pussy.. | |||
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"Why do people offer a massage like it's gonna make you desperate to meet them? Is it just me? I'm just not attracted to the thought of a stranger massaging me. It just seems a bit too intimate a starting place. What else do people offer you don't understand? What about if I offered to take you to a Rita Ora concert? ![]() ![]() Whoa hang on... I thought you were taking me? You didn't tell me you were meant to be going with White ![]() | |||
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"Why do people offer a massage like it's gonna make you desperate to meet them? Is it just me? I'm just not attracted to the thought of a stranger massaging me. It just seems a bit too intimate a starting place. What else do people offer you don't understand? What about if I offered to take you to a Rita Ora concert? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Why do people offer a massage like it's gonna make you desperate to meet them? Is it just me? I'm just not attracted to the thought of a stranger massaging me. It just seems a bit too intimate a starting place. What else do people offer you don't understand? What about if I offered to take you to a Rita Ora concert? ![]() ![]() ![]() I think he was lining up a beardy surprise for you. | |||
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"Why do people offer a massage like it's gonna make you desperate to meet them? Is it just me? I'm just not attracted to the thought of a stranger massaging me. It just seems a bit too intimate a starting place. What else do people offer you don't understand? What about if I offered to take you to a Rita Ora concert? ![]() ![]() ![]() busted ![]() | |||
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"Why do people offer a massage like it's gonna make you desperate to meet them? Is it just me? I'm just not attracted to the thought of a stranger massaging me. It just seems a bit too intimate a starting place. What else do people offer you don't understand? What about if I offered to take you to a Rita Ora concert? ![]() I bet you still would though... | |||
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"Oh and the "nothing in return" guys who want to just come give you oral ![]() You're like the Italian Americans then. I seen on The Sopranos that it is considered not manly to do so. | |||
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"This week everyone's a decorator... since I posted I'm painting I've been inundated with naked decorator offers with payment in kind..should really invite them all round and go out for the day.." Oh interesting, I need a decorator and a plasterer ![]() | |||
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"This week everyone's a decorator... since I posted I'm painting I've been inundated with naked decorator offers with payment in kind..should really invite them all round and go out for the day.. Oh interesting, I need a decorator and a plasterer ![]() I'm very partial to getting plastered ![]() | |||
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"This week everyone's a decorator... since I posted I'm painting I've been inundated with naked decorator offers with payment in kind..should really invite them all round and go out for the day.. Oh interesting, I need a decorator and a plasterer ![]() ![]() Actually me too lol | |||
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"I’d like a massage message. " If I message you a massage message would you message me a massage message or would you massage a message to message me a massage? | |||
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"I’d like a massage message. If I message you a massage message would you message me a massage message or would you massage a message to message me a massage?" This hurt ![]() | |||
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"I’d like a massage message. If I message you a massage message would you message me a massage message or would you massage a message to message me a massage?" My brain just done a backflip and landed on its neck ![]() | |||
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"I’d like a massage message. If I message you a massage message would you message me a massage message or would you massage a message to message me a massage? This hurt ![]() Sorry, maybe you will get an offer of a massage to make it better ![]() | |||
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"I’d like a massage message. If I message you a massage message would you message me a massage message or would you massage a message to message me a massage? My brain just done a backflip and landed on its neck ![]() A massage for the tonsils ![]() | |||
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"I’d like a massage message. If I message you a massage message would you message me a massage message or would you massage a message to message me a massage? This hurt ![]() ![]() Fingers crossed! ![]() | |||
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"I had a Thai massage once from a tiny woman who told me I could scream if I wanted to. I nearly did. I haven't been back" I had one on a beach from a Thai lady, she pummelled me so hard I nearly peed myself! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I had a Thai massage once from a tiny woman who told me I could scream if I wanted to. I nearly did. I haven't been back I had one on a beach from a Thai lady, she pummelled me so hard I nearly peed myself! ![]() ![]() Don't you mean squirt? ![]() | |||
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"I had a Thai massage once from a tiny woman who told me I could scream if I wanted to. I nearly did. I haven't been back I had one on a beach from a Thai lady, she pummelled me so hard I nearly peed myself! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I had a massage in China that lasted 3 hours ...amazing it was " Was that at the infamous four floors in Hong Kong? | |||
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"I had a massage in China that lasted 3 hours ...amazing it was " I think I'd get bored. How did you feel after? | |||
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"I had a Thai massage once from a tiny woman who told me I could scream if I wanted to. I nearly did. I haven't been back I had one on a beach from a Thai lady, she pummelled me so hard I nearly peed myself! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I'd of been out of there when she locked the door! I can remember saying to my lady 'you're very strong for a little person' And, yes, Doc I meant squirted!! ![]() | |||
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"I had a massage in China that lasted 3 hours ...amazing it was Was that at the infamous four floors in Hong Kong? " No it was in Shenzhen , don't know what the place was called but before massage I had a leg and foot massage aswell while watching Barca v Real while drinking tea ![]() | |||
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"I had a massage in China that lasted 3 hours ...amazing it was I think I'd get bored. How did you feel after?" I fell asleep for a bit | |||
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"I had a massage in China that lasted 3 hours ...amazing it was I think I'd get bored. How did you feel after? I fell asleep for a bit " Felt great afterwards | |||
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"Why do people offer a massage like it's gonna make you desperate to meet them? Is it just me? I'm just not attracted to the thought of a stranger massaging me. It just seems a bit too intimate a starting place. What else do people offer you don't understand? " It’s not just you! I’ve had this too. I’m the same, I don’t really get off on the idea of being massaged by someone I don’t know. ![]() | |||
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"I’d like a massage message. If I message you a massage message would you message me a massage message or would you massage a message to message me a massage?" Confused the hell out of me. ![]() | |||
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"I like foot, oil and Thai massage. Foot massage is convenient. " Convenient for what? | |||
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"I like foot, oil and Thai massage. Foot massage is convenient. Convenient for what?" If someone massages my feet, we're having a fight. | |||
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"I like foot, oil and Thai massage. Foot massage is convenient. Convenient for what?" Your hands are free so you can peruse fab while you’re enjoying the massage. | |||
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"I like foot, oil and Thai massage. Foot massage is convenient. Convenient for what? Your hands are free so you can peruse fab while you’re enjoying the massage. " But my hands would always be free if I'm the one being massaged ![]() | |||
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"I like foot, oil and Thai massage. Foot massage is convenient. Convenient for what? Your hands are free so you can peruse fab while you’re enjoying the massage. But my hands would always be free if I'm the one being massaged ![]() Not if you’re lying face down on a massage table. | |||
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"I like foot, oil and Thai massage. Foot massage is convenient. Convenient for what? Your hands are free so you can peruse fab while you’re enjoying the massage. But my hands would always be free if I'm the one being massaged ![]() Yeah, just wrap my arms round under the table and look at my phone through the hole. | |||
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"I like foot, oil and Thai massage. Foot massage is convenient. Convenient for what? Your hands are free so you can peruse fab while you’re enjoying the massage. But my hands would always be free if I'm the one being massaged ![]() I’ll have to try that. I normally have to wait until they flip me over for the happy ending ![]() | |||
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"I like foot, oil and Thai massage. Foot massage is convenient. Convenient for what? Your hands are free so you can peruse fab while you’re enjoying the massage. But my hands would always be free if I'm the one being massaged ![]() ![]() I guess that's good so you can watch porn and pretend the masseuse is a sexy woman not Dave the destroyer. | |||
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"Oh and the "nothing in return" guys who want to just come give you oral ![]() No in my Bdsm/cuckold playing giving women oral sex is the duty of the cucks... his only reward is to get his wife ready for me and clean up after I’m finished.... | |||
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"I like foot, oil and Thai massage. Foot massage is convenient. Convenient for what? Your hands are free so you can peruse fab while you’re enjoying the massage. But my hands would always be free if I'm the one being massaged ![]() ![]() Dave the destroyer is a double bag situation: a bag over his head and a bag over mine, incase his falls off. Then I can just lie back and imagine he’s a 5”2” woman called Ying ![]() | |||
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"I always like to giv massage befor sex its a great way to relax a partner and slowly turn on the nervous system especialy if folowed by licking to orgasam before sex" OK. | |||
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"I've had Thai birds massage me at work and I love it ..im getting paid and they're doing the bizzo" Now why did I read that as they're doing the bingo? Must be my overtired brain keeping me awake again | |||
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"I've been offered money a few times. Once by a disabled guy in a wheelchair who called himself ugly. He wrote he would leave cash on a bedside table on his way out. I lived on a first floor with no lift back then ![]() ![]() Was he ugly? Did you accept his money? | |||
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"I've been offered money a few times. Once by a disabled guy in a wheelchair who called himself ugly. He wrote he would leave cash on a bedside table on his way out. I lived on a first floor with no lift back then ![]() ![]() How much did he offer? I don’t get offered more than a tenner.... | |||
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"I've been offered money a few times. Once by a disabled guy in a wheelchair who called himself ugly. He wrote he would leave cash on a bedside table on his way out. I lived on a first floor with no lift back then ![]() ![]() Why would I..? I haven't met him. | |||
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"I've been offered money a few times. Once by a disabled guy in a wheelchair who called himself ugly. He wrote he would leave cash on a bedside table on his way out. I lived on a first floor with no lift back then ![]() ![]() 700 quid. | |||
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"Massage? Ah no. Couldn’t think of anything less sexy for a complete stranger. Massage is absolutely hurty, horrible and makes me cry. Definitely not an aphrodisiac!" You’ve never been for a hot stone massage, then? Invariably delivered by a complete stranger in exchange for good cash money ![]() | |||
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"I've been offered money a few times. Once by a disabled guy in a wheelchair who called himself ugly. He wrote he would leave cash on a bedside table on his way out. I lived on a first floor with no lift back then ![]() ![]() I’m jealous | |||
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"I've been offered money a few times. Once by a disabled guy in a wheelchair who called himself ugly. He wrote he would leave cash on a bedside table on his way out. I lived on a first floor with no lift back then ![]() ![]() ![]() I would never meet anyone who offers money for sex. | |||
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"I've been offered money a few times. Once by a disabled guy in a wheelchair who called himself ugly. He wrote he would leave cash on a bedside table on his way out. I lived on a first floor with no lift back then ![]() ![]() No need to be. | |||
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"I've been offered money a few times. Once by a disabled guy in a wheelchair who called himself ugly. He wrote he would leave cash on a bedside table on his way out. I lived on a first floor with no lift back then ![]() ![]() I guess a tenner in dollar terms isn't that much... I twigged earlier that Chelsea actually means Chelsea, NY. Holding my lighter up in the air for you, as you speak. How is the (bigger) smoke? | |||
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"Massage? Ah no. Couldn’t think of anything less sexy for a complete stranger. Massage is absolutely hurty, horrible and makes me cry. Definitely not an aphrodisiac!" It helps if the person doing the massage, uses oils , then I wouldn't mind ! Obviously helps if there is an attraction though. | |||
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"Massage? Ah no. Couldn’t think of anything less sexy for a complete stranger. Massage is absolutely hurty, horrible and makes me cry. Definitely not an aphrodisiac! You’ve never been for a hot stone massage, then? Invariably delivered by a complete stranger in exchange for good cash money ![]() I’ll have to take your word for it. I’m too wussy to try it ![]() | |||
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"I've been offered money a few times. Once by a disabled guy in a wheelchair who called himself ugly. He wrote he would leave cash on a bedside table on his way out. I lived on a first floor with no lift back then ![]() ![]() Honestly NYC isn’t the same anymore.... all the cool people have been priced out.... it’s become a soulless city. With no mom and pop stores and overrun by tourists.... | |||
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"I've been offered money a few times. Once by a disabled guy in a wheelchair who called himself ugly. He wrote he would leave cash on a bedside table on his way out. I lived on a first floor with no lift back then ![]() ![]() Much the same as London, then. | |||
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"I've been offered money a few times. Once by a disabled guy in a wheelchair who called himself ugly. He wrote he would leave cash on a bedside table on his way out. I lived on a first floor with no lift back then ![]() ![]() Yes but the problem is the poor people need a place to live also... We need affordable housing.... but I digress.... | |||
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"I've been offered money a few times. Once by a disabled guy in a wheelchair who called himself ugly. He wrote he would leave cash on a bedside table on his way out. I lived on a first floor with no lift back then ![]() ![]() Much the same as London, then. ![]() | |||
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"I've been offered a free flat ...(lol yeah right I really believed that of course) As for the massage , I would like one of those tantric, soft stroking type of thing...if you know what I mean" I've got some guy asking me how I shit. I ended conversation before he offers to wipe me arse ![]() | |||
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"I've been offered money a few times. Once by a disabled guy in a wheelchair who called himself ugly. He wrote he would leave cash on a bedside table on his way out. I would never meet anyone who offers money for sex. " I think I could be tempted under the right circumstances, I never have though I must add ... | |||
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