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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Why do people offer a massage like it's gonna make you desperate to meet them?

Is it just me? I'm just not attracted to the thought of a stranger massaging me. It just seems a bit too intimate a starting place.

What else do people offer you don't understand?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People offer to be my toilet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been massaged by a stranger, it was a sports massage though and hurt like hell!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nectar points

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone offered to put my tights on for me

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I’d like a massage message.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People offer to be my toilet. "

That takes the piss...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nectar points"

I saved up enough for an iPod dock once!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

All sorts of goods, services, and money. I just don't think it's smart to mix obligation (beyond showing up clean and doing what's expected) with this sort of thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This week everyone's a decorator... since I posted I'm painting I've been inundated with naked decorator offers with payment in kind..should really invite them all round and go out for the day..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm quite partial to a nice massage, yet to try a proper one out though..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Someone offered to put my tights on for me "

It amused me imagining someone helping put your tights on, it just wouldn't work, you need to do that hold the top and stretch your legs out thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah it's always " massage "

Or use them as a slave or a toilet

I also hate messages that offer stats as the first message

" 8 inches, heavy cummer, breathe through my ears, shaved " etc ..

Just no.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Guys offer to take me out to dinner but I can't think of anything worse than sitting through a meal with someone you don't find appealing!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"This week everyone's a decorator... since I posted I'm painting I've been inundated with naked decorator offers with payment in kind..should really invite them all round and go out for the day.."

When I was injured I had plenty of offers of healing cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This week everyone's a decorator... since I posted I'm painting I've been inundated with naked decorator offers with payment in kind..should really invite them all round and go out for the day..

When I was injured I had plenty of offers of healing cock "

Ha ha they're relentless aren't they... love the way it's nearly always strangers too.. not even guys I've ever spoken to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone offered to put my tights on for me

It amused me imagining someone helping put your tights on, it just wouldn't work, you need to do that hold the top and stretch your legs out thing "

Totally. And I think a general rule of thumb would be if it's something I can do better myself, they're pretty surplus to requirements.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People offer to be my toilet. "

I've had this many times. Just no Thankyou.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nectar points"

I've got a shell card with 3879 points on?

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral


"Why do people offer a massage like it's gonna make you desperate to meet them?

Is it just me? I'm just not attracted to the thought of a stranger massaging me. It just seems a bit too intimate a starting place.

What else do people offer you don't understand? "

Because they've gotta use an angle. It's insecurity. Like seeing these guy's going into clubs with big kit bags looking like they're gonna do some DIY with all their tools.

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

The offer I get most is to 'take' me to Vanilla (swingers' club in Dublin). It would be flattering if I wasn't around long enough to know that they probably couldn't get an invite without bringing a female

Oh... And I've been offered sun holidays a few times

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"The offer I get most is to 'take' me to Vanilla (swingers' club in Dublin). It would be flattering if I wasn't around long enough to know that they probably couldn't get an invite without bringing a female

Oh... And I've been offered sun holidays a few times "

Once in awhile I'll get guys writing to me telling me that it's my duty to take them to clubs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do people offer a massage like it's gonna make you desperate to meet them?

Is it just me? I'm just not attracted to the thought of a stranger massaging me. It just seems a bit too intimate a starting place.

What else do people offer you don't understand? Because they've gotta use an angle. It's insecurity. Like seeing these guy's going into clubs with big kit bags looking like they're gonna do some DIY with all their tools. "

I've always wondered what's in those bags! Sometimes I think it's where they keep their personality and sense of humour.

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral


"Why do people offer a massage like it's gonna make you desperate to meet them?

Is it just me? I'm just not attracted to the thought of a stranger massaging me. It just seems a bit too intimate a starting place.

What else do people offer you don't understand? Because they've gotta use an angle. It's insecurity. Like seeing these guy's going into clubs with big kit bags looking like they're gonna do some DIY with all their tools.

I've always wondered what's in those bags! Sometimes I think it's where they keep their personality and sense of humour. "

Probably that too I asked 1 once "Have you come to fix the Jacuzzi?" The look on his face was priceless.

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do people offer a massage like it's gonna make you desperate to meet them?

Is it just me? I'm just not attracted to the thought of a stranger massaging me. It just seems a bit too intimate a starting place.

What else do people offer you don't understand? "

They've watched too much porn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Offers to ‘breed’ me are quite regular.

And the endless photographers offering to take pics free of charge...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve been offered a free trip to London for a week all expenses paid....

When I told him I wanted to stay at the Dorchester Hotel, he called me bloody rude....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oh and the "nothing in return" guys who want to just come give you oral

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I have Annie Lennox as an ear worm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm quite partial to a nice massage, yet to try a proper one out though.."

I had a Turkish one once...amazing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do people offer a massage like it's gonna make you desperate to meet them?

Is it just me? I'm just not attracted to the thought of a stranger massaging me. It just seems a bit too intimate a starting place.

What else do people offer you don't understand? "

im a hairdresser if you'd like a trim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh and the "nothing in return" guys who want to just come give you oral "

This is called a pussy Slave....

This is actually a fetish...

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral


"Oh and the "nothing in return" guys who want to just come give you oral

This is called a pussy Slave....

This is actually a fetish..."

Yeah but these guys try to use it as a way in too. A lot of women aren't gonna be satisfied with just that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh and the "nothing in return" guys who want to just come give you oral

This is called a pussy Slave....

This is actually a fetish..."

I’ve indulged once or twice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've been massaged by a stranger, it was a sports massage though and hurt like hell!

"

Me too, but it cured my back problem.

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By *hite1100Man
over a year ago

Hither Green

When I first posted for profile advice a “straight” guy messaged me, initially gave some advice, and then asked if I’d ever fancied giving a blowjob ...

I blocked single guys after a couple of experiences like that.

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By *hite1100Man
over a year ago

Hither Green


"Why do people offer a massage like it's gonna make you desperate to meet them?

Is it just me? I'm just not attracted to the thought of a stranger massaging me. It just seems a bit too intimate a starting place.

What else do people offer you don't understand? "

What about if I offered to take you to a Rita Ora concert?

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral


"Why do people offer a massage like it's gonna make you desperate to meet them?

Is it just me? I'm just not attracted to the thought of a stranger massaging me. It just seems a bit too intimate a starting place.

What else do people offer you don't understand?

What about if I offered to take you to a Rita Ora concert? "

Thought you were taking me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why do people offer a massage like it's gonna make you desperate to meet them?

Is it just me? I'm just not attracted to the thought of a stranger massaging me. It just seems a bit too intimate a starting place.

What else do people offer you don't understand?

What about if I offered to take you to a Rita Ora concert? "

Delete+Block

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do people offer a massage like it's gonna make you desperate to meet them?

Is it just me? I'm just not attracted to the thought of a stranger massaging me. It just seems a bit too intimate a starting place.

What else do people offer you don't understand?

What about if I offered to take you to a Rita Ora concert? "

I wouldn’t go and see a Rita Ora concert if she was playing in my front room.

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By *hite1100Man
over a year ago

Hither Green


"Why do people offer a massage like it's gonna make you desperate to meet them?

Is it just me? I'm just not attracted to the thought of a stranger massaging me. It just seems a bit too intimate a starting place.

What else do people offer you don't understand?

What about if I offered to take you to a Rita Ora concert? Thought you were taking me "

Yep. Looks like that’s back on .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh and the "nothing in return" guys who want to just come give you oral

This is called a pussy Slave....

This is actually a fetish... Yeah but these guys try to use it as a way in too. A lot of women aren't gonna be satisfied with just that."

I wouldn’t know... I’m black... I don’t eat pussy..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do people offer a massage like it's gonna make you desperate to meet them?

Is it just me? I'm just not attracted to the thought of a stranger massaging me. It just seems a bit too intimate a starting place.

What else do people offer you don't understand?

What about if I offered to take you to a Rita Ora concert? Thought you were taking me "

Whoa hang on... I thought you were taking me? You didn't tell me you were meant to be going with White

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral


"Why do people offer a massage like it's gonna make you desperate to meet them?

Is it just me? I'm just not attracted to the thought of a stranger massaging me. It just seems a bit too intimate a starting place.

What else do people offer you don't understand?

What about if I offered to take you to a Rita Ora concert? Thought you were taking me

Yep. Looks like that’s back on . "

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By *hite1100Man
over a year ago

Hither Green


"Why do people offer a massage like it's gonna make you desperate to meet them?

Is it just me? I'm just not attracted to the thought of a stranger massaging me. It just seems a bit too intimate a starting place.

What else do people offer you don't understand?

What about if I offered to take you to a Rita Ora concert? Thought you were taking me

Whoa hang on... I thought you were taking me? You didn't tell me you were meant to be going with White "

I think he was lining up a beardy surprise for you.

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral


"Why do people offer a massage like it's gonna make you desperate to meet them?

Is it just me? I'm just not attracted to the thought of a stranger massaging me. It just seems a bit too intimate a starting place.

What else do people offer you don't understand?

What about if I offered to take you to a Rita Ora concert? Thought you were taking me

Whoa hang on... I thought you were taking me? You didn't tell me you were meant to be going with White "

busted

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By *hite1100Man
over a year ago

Hither Green


"Why do people offer a massage like it's gonna make you desperate to meet them?

Is it just me? I'm just not attracted to the thought of a stranger massaging me. It just seems a bit too intimate a starting place.

What else do people offer you don't understand?

What about if I offered to take you to a Rita Ora concert?

I wouldn’t go and see a Rita Ora concert if she was playing in my front room. "

I bet you still would though...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People offer to be my toilet. "

That's wrong and grim

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral


"Oh and the "nothing in return" guys who want to just come give you oral

This is called a pussy Slave....

This is actually a fetish... Yeah but these guys try to use it as a way in too. A lot of women aren't gonna be satisfied with just that.

I wouldn’t know... I’m black... I don’t eat pussy.."

You're like the Italian Americans then. I seen on The Sopranos that it is considered not manly to do so.

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By *hesexpeopleCouple
over a year ago

s wales


"This week everyone's a decorator... since I posted I'm painting I've been inundated with naked decorator offers with payment in kind..should really invite them all round and go out for the day.."

Oh interesting, I need a decorator and a plasterer

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By *allSteveMan
over a year ago

Poole


"This week everyone's a decorator... since I posted I'm painting I've been inundated with naked decorator offers with payment in kind..should really invite them all round and go out for the day..

Oh interesting, I need a decorator and a plasterer "

I'm very partial to getting plastered

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By *hesexpeopleCouple
over a year ago

s wales


"This week everyone's a decorator... since I posted I'm painting I've been inundated with naked decorator offers with payment in kind..should really invite them all round and go out for the day..

Oh interesting, I need a decorator and a plasterer

I'm very partial to getting plastered "

Actually me too lol

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"I’d like a massage message. "

If I message you a massage message would you message me a massage message or would you massage a message to message me a massage?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d like a massage message.

If I message you a massage message would you message me a massage message or would you massage a message to message me a massage?"

This hurt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d like a massage message.

If I message you a massage message would you message me a massage message or would you massage a message to message me a massage?"

My brain just done a backflip and landed on its neck

Although a brilliant tongue twister lol

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Massage might turn you on

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex

I had a Thai massage once from a tiny woman who told me I could scream if I wanted to. I nearly did. I haven't been back

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"I’d like a massage message.

If I message you a massage message would you message me a massage message or would you massage a message to message me a massage?

This hurt "

Sorry, maybe you will get an offer of a massage to make it better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's you view on cake OP because it seems to get most women on here instantly wetting their knickers!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"I’d like a massage message.

If I message you a massage message would you message me a massage message or would you massage a message to message me a massage?

My brain just done a backflip and landed on its neck

Although a brilliant tongue twister lol"

A massage for the tonsils

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d like a massage message.

If I message you a massage message would you message me a massage message or would you massage a message to message me a massage?

This hurt

Sorry, maybe you will get an offer of a massage to make it better "

Fingers crossed!

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"I had a Thai massage once from a tiny woman who told me I could scream if I wanted to. I nearly did. I haven't been back"

I had one on a beach from a Thai lady, she pummelled me so hard I nearly peed myself!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a Thai massage once from a tiny woman who told me I could scream if I wanted to. I nearly did. I haven't been back

I had one on a beach from a Thai lady, she pummelled me so hard I nearly peed myself! "

Don't you mean squirt?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"I had a Thai massage once from a tiny woman who told me I could scream if I wanted to. I nearly did. I haven't been back

I had one on a beach from a Thai lady, she pummelled me so hard I nearly peed myself! "

.

This woman took me into a basement room, locked the door and proceeded to basically rough me up . I'm not keen on massages etc but I won it in a raffle

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

I had a massage in China that lasted 3 hours ...amazing it was

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By *hite1100Man
over a year ago

Hither Green


"I had a massage in China that lasted 3 hours ...amazing it was "

Was that at the infamous four floors in Hong Kong?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"I had a massage in China that lasted 3 hours ...amazing it was "

I think I'd get bored. How did you feel after?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm thinking of trying a new angle. I'm gonna start offering to put the bins out, lol

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"I had a Thai massage once from a tiny woman who told me I could scream if I wanted to. I nearly did. I haven't been back

I had one on a beach from a Thai lady, she pummelled me so hard I nearly peed myself!

.

This woman took me into a basement room, locked the door and proceeded to basically rough me up . I'm not keen on massages etc but I won it in a raffle "

I'd of been out of there when she locked the door! I can remember saying to my lady 'you're very strong for a little person'

And, yes, Doc I meant squirted!!

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

I'm utterly clueless as to how to give a massage so I'd never use that as an opening line

That being said, I'd never use any personal skill as an opening line

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock


"I had a massage in China that lasted 3 hours ...amazing it was

Was that at the infamous four floors in Hong Kong? "

No it was in Shenzhen , don't know what the place was called but before massage I had a leg and foot massage aswell while watching Barca v Real while drinking tea ....was good

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock


"I had a massage in China that lasted 3 hours ...amazing it was

I think I'd get bored. How did you feel after?"

I fell asleep for a bit

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock


"I had a massage in China that lasted 3 hours ...amazing it was

I think I'd get bored. How did you feel after? I fell asleep for a bit "

Felt great afterwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like foot, oil and Thai massage.

Foot massage is convenient.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do people offer a massage like it's gonna make you desperate to meet them?

Is it just me? I'm just not attracted to the thought of a stranger massaging me. It just seems a bit too intimate a starting place.

What else do people offer you don't understand? "

It’s not just you! I’ve had this too.

I’m the same, I don’t really get off on the idea of being massaged by someone I don’t know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d like a massage message.

If I message you a massage message would you message me a massage message or would you massage a message to message me a massage?"

Confused the hell out of me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I like foot, oil and Thai massage.

Foot massage is convenient.

"

Convenient for what?

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own


"I like foot, oil and Thai massage.

Foot massage is convenient.

Convenient for what?"

If someone massages my feet, we're having a fight.

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By *hite1100Man
over a year ago

Hither Green


"I like foot, oil and Thai massage.

Foot massage is convenient.

Convenient for what?"

Your hands are free so you can peruse fab while you’re enjoying the massage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had Thai birds massage me at work and I love it ..im getting paid and they're doing the bizzo

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I like foot, oil and Thai massage.

Foot massage is convenient.

Convenient for what?

Your hands are free so you can peruse fab while you’re enjoying the massage. "

But my hands would always be free if I'm the one being massaged

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By *hite1100Man
over a year ago

Hither Green


"I like foot, oil and Thai massage.

Foot massage is convenient.

Convenient for what?

Your hands are free so you can peruse fab while you’re enjoying the massage.

But my hands would always be free if I'm the one being massaged "

Not if you’re lying face down on a massage table.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I like foot, oil and Thai massage.

Foot massage is convenient.

Convenient for what?

Your hands are free so you can peruse fab while you’re enjoying the massage.

But my hands would always be free if I'm the one being massaged

Not if you’re lying face down on a massage table. "

Yeah, just wrap my arms round under the table and look at my phone through the hole.

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By *hite1100Man
over a year ago

Hither Green


"I like foot, oil and Thai massage.

Foot massage is convenient.

Convenient for what?

Your hands are free so you can peruse fab while you’re enjoying the massage.

But my hands would always be free if I'm the one being massaged

Not if you’re lying face down on a massage table.

Yeah, just wrap my arms round under the table and look at my phone through the hole. "

I’ll have to try that.

I normally have to wait until they flip me over for the happy ending .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I like foot, oil and Thai massage.

Foot massage is convenient.

Convenient for what?

Your hands are free so you can peruse fab while you’re enjoying the massage.

But my hands would always be free if I'm the one being massaged

Not if you’re lying face down on a massage table.

Yeah, just wrap my arms round under the table and look at my phone through the hole.

I’ll have to try that.

I normally have to wait until they flip me over for the happy ending . "

I guess that's good so you can watch porn and pretend the masseuse is a sexy woman not Dave the destroyer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh and the "nothing in return" guys who want to just come give you oral

This is called a pussy Slave....

This is actually a fetish... Yeah but these guys try to use it as a way in too. A lot of women aren't gonna be satisfied with just that.

I wouldn’t know... I’m black... I don’t eat pussy.. You're like the Italian Americans then. I seen on The Sopranos that it is considered not manly to do so."

No in my Bdsm/cuckold playing giving women oral sex is the duty of the cucks... his only reward is to get his wife ready for me and clean up after I’m finished....

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By *hite1100Man
over a year ago

Hither Green


"I like foot, oil and Thai massage.

Foot massage is convenient.

Convenient for what?

Your hands are free so you can peruse fab while you’re enjoying the massage.

But my hands would always be free if I'm the one being massaged

Not if you’re lying face down on a massage table.

Yeah, just wrap my arms round under the table and look at my phone through the hole.

I’ll have to try that.

I normally have to wait until they flip me over for the happy ending .

I guess that's good so you can watch porn and pretend the masseuse is a sexy woman not Dave the destroyer. "

Dave the destroyer is a double bag situation: a bag over his head and a bag over mine, incase his falls off.

Then I can just lie back and imagine he’s a 5”2” woman called Ying .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always like to giv massage befor sex its a great way to relax a partner and slowly turn on the nervous system especialy if folowed by licking to orgasam before sex

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I always like to giv massage befor sex its a great way to relax a partner and slowly turn on the nervous system especialy if folowed by licking to orgasam before sex"
OK.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've had Thai birds massage me at work and I love it ..im getting paid and they're doing the bizzo"

Now why did I read that as they're doing the bingo?

Must be my overtired brain keeping me awake again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been offered money a few times. Once by a disabled guy in a wheelchair who called himself ugly. He wrote he would leave cash on a bedside table on his way out.

I lived on a first floor with no lift back then

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By *hite1100Man
over a year ago

Hither Green


"I've been offered money a few times. Once by a disabled guy in a wheelchair who called himself ugly. He wrote he would leave cash on a bedside table on his way out.

I lived on a first floor with no lift back then "

Was he ugly? Did you accept his money?

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Massage? Ah no. Couldn’t think of anything less sexy for a complete stranger. Massage is absolutely hurty, horrible and makes me cry. Definitely not an aphrodisiac!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've been offered money a few times. Once by a disabled guy in a wheelchair who called himself ugly. He wrote he would leave cash on a bedside table on his way out.

I lived on a first floor with no lift back then "

How much did he offer?

I don’t get offered more than a tenner....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've been offered money a few times. Once by a disabled guy in a wheelchair who called himself ugly. He wrote he would leave cash on a bedside table on his way out.

I lived on a first floor with no lift back then

Was he ugly? Did you accept his money? "

Why would I..? I haven't met him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've been offered money a few times. Once by a disabled guy in a wheelchair who called himself ugly. He wrote he would leave cash on a bedside table on his way out.

I lived on a first floor with no lift back then

How much did he offer?

I don’t get offered more than a tenner...."

700 quid.

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By *hite1100Man
over a year ago

Hither Green


"Massage? Ah no. Couldn’t think of anything less sexy for a complete stranger. Massage is absolutely hurty, horrible and makes me cry. Definitely not an aphrodisiac!"

You’ve never been for a hot stone massage, then?

Invariably delivered by a complete stranger in exchange for good cash money .

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By *hite1100Man
over a year ago

Hither Green

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've been offered money a few times. Once by a disabled guy in a wheelchair who called himself ugly. He wrote he would leave cash on a bedside table on his way out.

I lived on a first floor with no lift back then

How much did he offer?

I don’t get offered more than a tenner....

700 quid. "

I’m jealous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've been offered money a few times. Once by a disabled guy in a wheelchair who called himself ugly. He wrote he would leave cash on a bedside table on his way out.

I lived on a first floor with no lift back then

Was he ugly? Did you accept his money?

Why would I..? I haven't met him.

Sorry. Totally misunderstood (I thought you meant to say that he wrote you a message on the way out). "

I would never meet anyone who offers money for sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've been offered money a few times. Once by a disabled guy in a wheelchair who called himself ugly. He wrote he would leave cash on a bedside table on his way out.

I lived on a first floor with no lift back then

How much did he offer?

I don’t get offered more than a tenner....

700 quid.

I’m jealous "

No need to be.

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By *hite1100Man
over a year ago

Hither Green


"I've been offered money a few times. Once by a disabled guy in a wheelchair who called himself ugly. He wrote he would leave cash on a bedside table on his way out.

I lived on a first floor with no lift back then

How much did he offer?

I don’t get offered more than a tenner...."

I guess a tenner in dollar terms isn't that much...

I twigged earlier that Chelsea actually means Chelsea, NY.

Holding my lighter up in the air for you, as you speak.

How is the (bigger) smoke?

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By *he Vital SparkMan
over a year ago

Preston


"Massage? Ah no. Couldn’t think of anything less sexy for a complete stranger. Massage is absolutely hurty, horrible and makes me cry. Definitely not an aphrodisiac!"
It helps if the person doing the massage, uses oils , then I wouldn't mind ! Obviously helps if there is an attraction though.

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway


"Massage? Ah no. Couldn’t think of anything less sexy for a complete stranger. Massage is absolutely hurty, horrible and makes me cry. Definitely not an aphrodisiac!

You’ve never been for a hot stone massage, then?

Invariably delivered by a complete stranger in exchange for good cash money . "

I’ll have to take your word for it. I’m too wussy to try it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've been offered money a few times. Once by a disabled guy in a wheelchair who called himself ugly. He wrote he would leave cash on a bedside table on his way out.

I lived on a first floor with no lift back then

How much did he offer?

I don’t get offered more than a tenner....

I guess a tenner in dollar terms isn't that much...

I twigged earlier that Chelsea actually means Chelsea, NY.

Holding my lighter up in the air for you, as you speak.

How is the (bigger) smoke? "

Honestly NYC isn’t the same anymore.... all the cool people have been priced out.... it’s become a soulless city. With no mom and pop stores and overrun by tourists....

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By *hite1100Man
over a year ago

Hither Green


"I've been offered money a few times. Once by a disabled guy in a wheelchair who called himself ugly. He wrote he would leave cash on a bedside table on his way out.

I lived on a first floor with no lift back then

How much did he offer?

I don’t get offered more than a tenner....

I guess a tenner in dollar terms isn't that much...

I twigged earlier that Chelsea actually means Chelsea, NY.

Holding my lighter up in the air for you, as you speak.

How is the (bigger) smoke?

Honestly NYC isn’t the same anymore.... all the cool people have been priced out.... it’s become a soulless city. With no mom and pop stores and overrun by tourists...."

Much the same as London, then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've been offered money a few times. Once by a disabled guy in a wheelchair who called himself ugly. He wrote he would leave cash on a bedside table on his way out.

I lived on a first floor with no lift back then

How much did he offer?

I don’t get offered more than a tenner....

I guess a tenner in dollar terms isn't that much...

I twigged earlier that Chelsea actually means Chelsea, NY.

Holding my lighter up in the air for you, as you speak.

How is the (bigger) smoke?

Honestly NYC isn’t the same anymore.... all the cool people have been priced out.... it’s become a soulless city. With no mom and pop stores and overrun by tourists....

Much the same as London, then. "

Yes but the problem is the poor people need a place to live also...

We need affordable housing.... but I digress....

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By *hite1100Man
over a year ago

Hither Green


"I've been offered money a few times. Once by a disabled guy in a wheelchair who called himself ugly. He wrote he would leave cash on a bedside table on his way out.

I lived on a first floor with no lift back then

How much did he offer?

I don’t get offered more than a tenner....

I guess a tenner in dollar terms isn't that much...

I twigged earlier that Chelsea actually means Chelsea, NY.

Holding my lighter up in the air for you, as you speak.

How is the (bigger) smoke?

Honestly NYC isn’t the same anymore.... all the cool people have been priced out.... it’s become a soulless city. With no mom and pop stores and overrun by tourists....

Much the same as London, then.

Yes but the problem is the poor people need a place to live also...

We need affordable housing.... but I digress....

"

Much the same as London, then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gotta love fab

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By *ily Con CarneTV/TS
over a year ago

Cornwall

I've been offered a free flat ...(lol yeah right I really believed that of course)

As for the massage , I would like one of those tantric, soft stroking type of thing...if you know what I mean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've been offered a free flat ...(lol yeah right I really believed that of course)

As for the massage , I would like one of those tantric, soft stroking type of thing...if you know what I mean"

I've got some guy asking me how I shit. I ended conversation before he offers to wipe me arse

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By *ily Con CarneTV/TS
over a year ago

Cornwall


"I've been offered money a few times. Once by a disabled guy in a wheelchair who called himself ugly. He wrote he would leave cash on a bedside table on his way out.

I would never meet anyone who offers money for sex. "

I think I could be tempted under the right circumstances, I never have though I must add ...

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