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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

After a week of newbie time out, I can post again!

Hello to those that remember me and to those that I’ve not met yet...

That’s it...

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Hi x

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Hi x"

*waves*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ya fanny

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Ya fanny "

I was just saying hello, no need to get all gynaecological!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Hello, who were you before?

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Welcome back to the forums Chimp xx

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Hello

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Hello, who were you before?"

The same... even the same avatar. Obviously I made a big impression on you Steve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ya fanny

I was just saying hello, no need to get all gynaecological! "

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Welcome back to the forums Chimp xx"

Thanks lovely

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Hello "

Hello, lovely to see you again!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Hello, who were you before?

The same... even the same avatar. Obviously I made a big impression on you Steve "

Hello again. Why did you leave then?

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Hello, who were you before?

The same... even the same avatar. Obviously I made a big impression on you Steve

Hello again. Why did you leave then? "

Long story, can we just call it personal reasons? I’d rather not discuss it in public...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello and welcome back x

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Hello and welcome back x "

Thank you!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Hello, who were you before?

The same... even the same avatar. Obviously I made a big impression on you Steve

Hello again. Why did you leave then?

Long story, can we just call it personal reasons? I’d rather not discuss it in public..."

Ooooh! Was it a penis enlargement operation?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hurrah. Were you counting down the minutes

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Hello, who were you before?

The same... even the same avatar. Obviously I made a big impression on you Steve

Hello again. Why did you leave then?

Long story, can we just call it personal reasons? I’d rather not discuss it in public...

Ooooh! Was it a penis enlargement operation? "

No, penis reduction. I was scaring people and passing out whenever I got aroused

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

So are you a swinger now? Or just between relationships?

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Hurrah. Were you counting down the minutes "

I had a timer set on my mantelpiece, Mickey’s hands were going so slowly!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Hello, who were you before?

The same... even the same avatar. Obviously I made a big impression on you Steve

Hello again. Why did you leave then?

Long story, can we just call it personal reasons? I’d rather not discuss it in public...

Ooooh! Was it a penis enlargement operation?

No, penis reduction. I was scaring people and passing out whenever I got aroused"

saucy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello, who were you before?

The same... even the same avatar. Obviously I made a big impression on you Steve

Hello again. Why did you leave then?

Long story, can we just call it personal reasons? I’d rather not discuss it in public...

Ooooh! Was it a penis enlargement operation?

No, penis reduction. I was scaring people and passing out whenever I got aroused"

The crabs are gone then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello, who were you before?

The same... even the same avatar. Obviously I made a big impression on you Steve

Hello again. Why did you leave then? "

Because of your insistent questions Steve.

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Hello, who were you before?

The same... even the same avatar. Obviously I made a big impression on you Steve

Hello again. Why did you leave then?

Long story, can we just call it personal reasons? I’d rather not discuss it in public...

Ooooh! Was it a penis enlargement operation?

No, penis reduction. I was scaring people and passing out whenever I got aroused

The crabs are gone then"

Yep, I got them burned off with a lighter

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Hello, who were you before?

The same... even the same avatar. Obviously I made a big impression on you Steve

Hello again. Why did you leave then?

Because of your insistent questions Steve. "

why do you say that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello, who were you before?

The same... even the same avatar. Obviously I made a big impression on you Steve

Hello again. Why did you leave then?

Because of your insistent questions Steve. why do you say that? "

See what you did there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Hello, who were you before?

The same... even the same avatar. Obviously I made a big impression on you Steve

Hello again. Why did you leave then?

Because of your insistent questions Steve. why do you say that?

See what you did there."

haha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello, who were you before?

The same... even the same avatar. Obviously I made a big impression on you Steve

Hello again. Why did you leave then?

Long story, can we just call it personal reasons? I’d rather not discuss it in public...

Ooooh! Was it a penis enlargement operation?

No, penis reduction. I was scaring people and passing out whenever I got aroused

The crabs are gone then

Yep, I got them burned off with a lighter"

poor crabs. That's cruel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hurrah. Were you counting down the minutes

I had a timer set on my mantelpiece, Mickey’s hands were going so slowly! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never even notice when someone's gone, never mind back....

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Hello "

Hey! Nice to see you again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey there mr tea watcha talkin fool

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"I never even notice when someone's gone, never mind back...."

Well I thought I’d give my return a touch of ostentation, hang on I’ve got a party popper around here somewhere...

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

Welcome back OP.... Milk and 2 sugars ta!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Hello, who were you before?

The same... even the same avatar. Obviously I made a big impression on you Steve

Hello again. Why did you leave then?

Because of your insistent questions Steve. why do you say that?

See what you did there."

I’m on fire.

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Welcome back OP.... Milk and 2 sugars ta! "

Thanks, I’ll just pop the kettle on. How do you want me to deliver it? The envelope will probably leak...

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

Oh hello op! Who are you again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After a week of newbie time out, I can post again!

Hello to those that remember me and to those that I’ve not met yet...

That’s it...

"

Welcome back lovely x

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Oh hello op! Who are you again? "

Hi! Just another simian based profile...

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"After a week of newbie time out, I can post again!

Hello to those that remember me and to those that I’ve not met yet...

That’s it...

Welcome back lovely x"

*waves*

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Hello, who were you before?

The same... even the same avatar. Obviously I made a big impression on you Steve

Hello again. Why did you leave then?

Because of your insistent questions Steve. why do you say that?

See what you did there. I’m on fire. "

Did you have the crab treatment too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello

Hey! Nice to see you again "

Nice to see you again too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So are you a swinger now? Or just between relationships?"

A studiously avoided question- welcome back OP

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Welcome back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hola

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ciao!

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"So are you a swinger now? Or just between relationships?"

Are the two mutually exclusive?

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Hey there mr tea watcha talkin fool "

Whatcha talking bout Willis?

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination


"Welcome back OP.... Milk and 2 sugars ta!

Thanks, I’ll just pop the kettle on. How do you want me to deliver it? The envelope will probably leak..."

Tsk noooob!! The envelope will soak it up... I'll just wring it out when it arrives

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"So are you a swinger now? Or just between relationships?

A studiously avoided question- welcome back OP"

One got past me!

Thanks, good to be backed

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Welcome back "

Thanks! Hi PP

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Hola "

Wotcher

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Ciao! "

Ciao *rides off on a moped*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So are you a swinger now? Or just between relationships?

A studiously avoided question- welcome back OP

One got past me!

Thanks, good to be backed "

Hey, it’s always good to see another old timer return

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They always return

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You've only come back for the Christmas cards.

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"So are you a swinger now? Or just between relationships?

A studiously avoided question- welcome back OP

One got past me!

Thanks, good to be backed

Hey, it’s always good to see another old timer return "

Old timer...?

That’s probably true now! I only left and came back so I could fudge my age

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"They always return "

So very true

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"You've only come back for the Christmas cards."

I’ve got some mistletoe around here somewhere...

I think it’s fallen down the back of the chair *rummages*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So are you a swinger now? Or just between relationships?

A studiously avoided question- welcome back OP

One got past me!

Thanks, good to be backed

Hey, it’s always good to see another old timer return

Old timer...?

That’s probably true now! I only left and came back so I could fudge my age"

You are showing your age with your strap line- I think you must have been minus 4 years old when the Joker came out

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"So are you a swinger now? Or just between relationships?

A studiously avoided question- welcome back OP

One got past me!

Thanks, good to be backed

Hey, it’s always good to see another old timer return

Old timer...?

That’s probably true now! I only left and came back so I could fudge my age

You are showing your age with your strap line- I think you must have been minus 4 years old when the Joker came out "

You know, funny thing; they have these things these days called radios where they play all sorts of different songs...

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By *ingAlMan
over a year ago

hereford

Shouldn't have done that, they could have been money spiders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You've only come back for the Christmas cards.

I’ve got some mistletoe around here somewhere...

I think it’s fallen down the back of the chair *rummages*"

Have you found it yet?

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Welcome back OP - good to see you found the way back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So are you a swinger now? Or just between relationships?

A studiously avoided question- welcome back OP

One got past me!

Thanks, good to be backed

Hey, it’s always good to see another old timer return

Old timer...?

That’s probably true now! I only left and came back so I could fudge my age

You are showing your age with your strap line- I think you must have been minus 4 years old when the Joker came out

You know, funny thing; they have these things these days called radios where they play all sorts of different songs..."

Ah yes the Wireless - marvellous invention

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Welcome back.

Nothing changes but the shoes.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..

Welcome back lovely

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By *vcarolTV/TS
over a year ago

kilmarnockish

Guten Morgen

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"You've only come back for the Christmas cards.

I’ve got some mistletoe around here somewhere...

I think it’s fallen down the back of the chair *rummages*

Have you found it yet?"

Nope... I did find 50p though!

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Welcome back OP - good to see you found the way back"

Thanks! Favs gravitational pull is equivalent to that of a black hole

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Welcome back.

Nothing changes but the shoes. "

And underwear...

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Welcome back lovely "

Thank you!

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Guten Morgen "

Guten tag!

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