FabSwingers.com forum: Redesign human anatomy for sex

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If you were given the divine power to redesign the male and female human anatomy, especially our sex organs and the way they function, what kinky new editions and adjustments would you make? How weird can this thread get?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think they are truly perfect the way they were design but if Id love to add another penis on me to be able to do a dp, dvp, dap, dbj, and dhj

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over a year ago

"I think they are truly perfect the way they were design but if Id love to add another penis on me to be able to do a dp, dvp, dap, dbj, and dhj"

Yep

. Whatever all that means

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Colourful clits for easy locating! Maybe glow in the dark even.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d have a place where you can put your cup of tea on a pair of tits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think they are truly perfect the way they were design but if Id love to add another penis on me to be able to do a dp, dvp, dap, dbj, and dhj

Yep

. Whatever all that means

If you don't know what that means, you are not a real swinger then x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d have a place where you can put your cup of tea on a pair of tits. "

Can get a bottle of beer between mine. Tea would be a bit hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think they are truly perfect the way they were design but if Id love to add another penis on me to be able to do a dp, dvp, dap, dbj, and dhj

Yep

. Whatever all that means

If you don't know what that means, you are not a real swinger then x "

Nope. I most certainly am not and never claimed to be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d have a place where you can put your cup of tea on a pair of tits.

Can get a bottle of beer between mine. Tea would be a bit hot

You do have a nice rack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think they are truly perfect the way they were design but if Id love to add another penis on me to be able to do a dp, dvp, dap, dbj, and dhj

Yep

. Whatever all that means

If you don't know what that means, you are not a real swinger then x

Nope. I most certainly am not and never claimed to be

Then you aren't an explorer then unless you implied that you are an anal explorer?

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By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth

I guys dick moved to his forehead, because most guys are......no wait, I jest.

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By *omesticated_VixenWoman
over a year ago

sw London

"I’d have a place where you can put your cup of tea on a pair of tits.

Can get a bottle of beer between mine. Tea would be a bit hot

I’ve done vodka and orange between then in a bar a few times, frees up the hands for other uses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A way to make sure it's says up when you want it to.And get up when you need it to. And a way so it not up when you not want it up. The penis has been a joy and a pain in my life. It has its own mind.And sometimes does it's own thing.And sometimes never mind all the will power in the world the thing doesn't want to play.

And a switch so it blows when you want, not when it gets carried away and says fuck you and that's it over

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Maybe move the cervix a bit, so it doesn't get bashed too much?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think they are truly perfect the way they were design but if Id love to add another penis on me to be able to do a dp, dvp, dap, dbj, and dhj

Yep

. Whatever all that means

If you don't know what that means, you are not a real swinger then x

Nope. I most certainly am not and never claimed to be

Then you aren't an explorer then unless you implied that you are an anal explorer? "

Ooh I love to explore. It’s just finding something interesting enough to explore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I guys dick moved to his forehead, because most guys are......no wait, I jest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think they are truly perfect the way they were design but if Id love to add another penis on me to be able to do a dp, dvp, dap, dbj, and dhj

Yep

. Whatever all that means

If you don't know what that means, you are not a real swinger then x

Nope. I most certainly am not and never claimed to be

Then you aren't an explorer then unless you implied that you are an anal explorer?

Ooh I love to explore. It’s just finding something interesting enough to explore

Colons are a good thing to explore and quite deep too

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By *ensualgent38Man
over a year ago

London & Edinburgh

"Colourful clits for easy locating! Maybe glow in the dark even. "

Evolution seems to have made women’s clits a beacon for my attention. I love the love button!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Colourful clits for easy locating! Maybe glow in the dark even.

Evolution seems to have made women’s clits a beacon for my attention. I love the love button!

Ok, I'd settle for everyone acquiring your clit-o-vision

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think they are truly perfect the way they were design but if Id love to add another penis on me to be able to do a dp, dvp, dap, dbj, and dhj

Yep

. Whatever all that means

If you don't know what that means, you are not a real swinger then x

Nope. I most certainly am not and never claimed to be

Then you aren't an explorer then unless you implied that you are an anal explorer?

Ooh I love to explore. It’s just finding something interesting enough to explore

Colons are a good thing to explore and quite deep too "

Excellent let me grab my 4 ft telescope and I shall pop over and explore yours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think they are truly perfect the way they were design but if Id love to add another penis on me to be able to do a dp, dvp, dap, dbj, and dhj

Yep

. Whatever all that means

If you don't know what that means, you are not a real swinger then x

Nope. I most certainly am not and never claimed to be

Then you aren't an explorer then unless you implied that you are an anal explorer?

Ooh I love to explore. It’s just finding something interesting enough to explore

Colons are a good thing to explore and quite deep too

Excellent let me grab my 4 ft telescope and I shall pop over and explore yours. "

Go ahead but watch out my lovely hemorrhoids please

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By *ensualgent38Man
over a year ago

London & Edinburgh

"Colourful clits for easy locating! Maybe glow in the dark even.

Evolution seems to have made women’s clits a beacon for my attention. I love the love button!

Ok, I'd settle for everyone acquiring your clit-o-vision "

It’s not the vision that counts though is it! I much prefer to find exactly the right spot using other more tactile parts of the body.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Multiple orgasms for men as standard ...

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By *ensualgent38Man
over a year ago

London & Edinburgh

"Colourful clits for easy locating! Maybe glow in the dark even.

Evolution seems to have made women’s clits a beacon for my attention. I love the love button!

Ok, I'd settle for everyone acquiring your clit-o-vision

It’s not the vision that counts though is it! I much prefer to find exactly the right spot using other more tactile parts of the body.

I just had to come and say hi and tell you how much I LOVE the photo of you in the Macintosh coat. I have a long-held fantasy of meeting a

lady who is dressed in just a Mac and a delicious lingerie outfit underneath. When we shut the bedroom door she starts to undo the belt to show me her outfit. And then........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone would be fully functional hermaphrodites so we could all go and fuck ourselves...

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By *edtothecore74Woman
over a year ago

Spalding

"I’d have a place where you can put your cup of tea on a pair of tits. "

I have those

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nah I'm perfect,,tits n a cock,,what else ya want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Colourful clits for easy locating! Maybe glow in the dark even.

Evolution seems to have made women’s clits a beacon for my attention. I love the love button!

Ok, I'd settle for everyone acquiring your clit-o-vision

It’s not the vision that counts though is it! I much prefer to find exactly the right spot using other more tactile parts of the body.

I just had to come and say hi and tell you how much I LOVE the photo of you in the Macintosh coat. I have a long-held fantasy of meeting a

lady who is dressed in just a Mac and a delicious lingerie outfit underneath. When we shut the bedroom door she starts to undo the belt to show me her outfit. And then........

Guessing that was meant to be a PM?

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By *ensualgent38Man
over a year ago

London & Edinburgh

"Colourful clits for easy locating! Maybe glow in the dark even.

Evolution seems to have made women’s clits a beacon for my attention. I love the love button!

Ok, I'd settle for everyone acquiring your clit-o-vision

It’s not the vision that counts though is it! I much prefer to find exactly the right spot using other more tactile parts of the body.

I just had to come and say hi and tell you how much I LOVE the photo of you in the Macintosh coat. I have a long-held fantasy of meeting a

lady who is dressed in just a Mac and a delicious lingerie outfit underneath. When we shut the bedroom door she starts to undo the belt to show me her outfit. And then........

Guessing that was meant to be a PM?

Ooops

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Hmm, maybe move the clit closer to the vagina. Oh and move the female urethra so we don't get so many damn UTIs! Personally I'd also like slightly longer labia to provide a little more protection from clothing on sensitive bits haha.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well I must be the only sick bastard who would make cum the only food women could survive on. And it would only be nutritious if released during orgasm and not exposed to air.

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