FabSwingers.com forum: Bad Christmas Presents

By *ittlemisssassypants OP Couple
over a year ago

South East Wales

Doing some Christmas shopping online and stumbled upon a book called ‘crafting with dog hair’.....there’s an option to have it gift wrapped, for Christmas, too!

So, I was wondering, what’s the worst Christmas present you’ve ever received?

Passive aggressive ones to the front of the queue!

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Not the worst, but...

Last Christmas I was given a spa mat, turns your bath into a mini jacuzzi & a set of underwater colour changing lights.

I have a wetroom

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By *ily Con CarneTV/TS
over a year ago

Cornwall

"Not the worst, but...

Last Christmas I was given a spa mat, turns your bath into a mini jacuzzi & a set of underwater colour changing lights.

I have a wetroom

Put it in the sink and act like it's a dishwasher

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

A goat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A jumper off the ex mother in law . It was red with a lovely pic of a yacht on the front . Which I had to wear on Xmas day when she come

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By *ily Con CarneTV/TS
over a year ago

Cornwall

"A goat"

now you're gonna tell us you live on the fourth floor lol

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

"A goat

now you're gonna tell us you live on the fourth floor lol"

Thing is -it wasn't even for me -it was for some family in the 3rd world. Who forgot to slip them the memo that Xmas is about Me Me ME -is what I wanna know!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a friend who one year bought is wife an ironing board and the next year an axe to chop the firewood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had a friend who one year bought is wife an ironing board and the next year an axe to chop the firewood

Actually scrub friend and insert someone I worked with

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By *traycats2Couple
over a year ago

Dublin

How to make your own fire log for the fire ffs

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

"I had a friend who one year bought is wife an ironing board and the next year an axe to chop the firewood

Is he now single by any chance?

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

"How to make your own fire log for the fire ffs"

Holy s_cat Batman!

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By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth

I happened to mention a few weeks before last Christmas(that should be a song) that we needed more glasses as we kept smashing them when we had a session. Should have kept my mouth shut.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mum told me one year that she'd bought a lady she knew a really nice bar of handmade soap and the lady got really offended

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A jumper off the ex mother in law . It was red with a lovely pic of a yacht on the front . Which I had to wear on Xmas day when she come

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did you stuff the bird?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Natural Harvest : A book of semen-based recipes

For when you want to feel part of the cooking experience

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not me receiving but...a work mate bought his wife extendable ladders!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You would think it might have been the frying pan I received one year, but I actually needed that!

I think it was gardening gloves and a fork and trowel set. I do sometimes garden but I don't like wearing gloves- you can't feel anything through them!

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By *traycats2Couple
over a year ago

Dublin

"How to make your own fire log for the fire ffs

Holy s_cat Batman!"
. Yup ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My aunt brought me a jar of olives once and mother got me a pair of croc slippers!

Both on the same Christmas....what a year!!

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By *traycats2Couple
over a year ago

Dublin

"My aunt brought me a jar of olives once and mother got me a pair of croc slippers!

Both on the same Christmas....what a year!!

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oh the shame of crocs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone got me a duck shaped popcorn maker one year. Burned myself on it and chipped a tooth on an unpopped kernal of the (disgusting) popcorn.

Used to hate getting books or clothes as gifts as a kid, now it's all I want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone got me a dildo for vaginas once

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"You would think it might have been the frying pan I received one year, but I actually needed that!

I think it was gardening gloves and a fork and trowel set. I do sometimes garden but I don't like wearing gloves- you can't feel anything through them!"

Haha a boyfriend bought me a frying pan for our first Xmas together.

I was horrified!

Nearly 20 years on I've still use the pan.

The BF is long gone.

Think I made the right choice!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone got me a duck shaped popcorn maker one year. Burned myself on it and chipped a tooth on an unpopped kernal of the (disgusting) popcorn.

Used to hate getting books or clothes as gifts as a kid, now it's all I want

Sounds horrid and not the package you want under the tree.

I do look forward to getting sock....gotta adore a pair of Happy Socks right? X

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By *itzhallMan
over a year ago

birchington

My ex father in law gave his Mrs a framed photo of him pulling faces

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lime green short sleeve shirt not only was it disgusting they said it wasn't nylon it was man made silk....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Natural Harvest : A book of semen-based recipes

For when you want to feel part of the cooking experience

They're always bringing cooky stuff into work.....

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By *he riverdeep69Couple
over a year ago

North west ish

An urn for my ashes ....from my mother in law..and no I didnt have some terminal illness, I was 35 and healthy. Unfortunately I dropped it and it smashed.

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Ah we compete to buy the shittest present. Tis the thought that counts.

My best worst present last year was a she-wee. I think it ended up in the bin but it provided a giggle when I opened it.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Ah we compete to buy the shittest present. Tis the thought that counts.

My best worst present last year was a she-wee. I think it ended up in the bin but it provided a giggle when I opened it. "

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

When I was a kid an aunt brought me a football kit. It was the kit of my team’s despised local rivals and the look of disappointment on my face was clear. Her attitude was that “it’s a football kit and you love football”. Nnnnnnnooooooo!!!!

I should have developed a poker face back then, something that I don’t have even now.

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