FabSwingers.com forum: Jokes

By *ig rig hull OP Man
over a year ago

Hull

Cmon then you lot.....let’s hear your jokes!! Cheesy, dirty or off a penguin wrapper.... let’s have em

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I see a really sexy girl in a club the other night

I said to her you remind me of my little toe

She looked at me and said because I’m small and cute?

I said no, because I’ll bang you on my coffee table later

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By *ig rig hull OP Man
over a year ago

Hull

"I see a really sexy girl in a club the other night

I said to her you remind me of my little toe

She looked at me and said because I’m small and cute?

I said no, because I’ll bang you on my coffee table later "

Class haha

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By *aucyGirl08Woman
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

If you must, then go on then..

Knock knock

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By *ig rig hull OP Man
over a year ago

Hull

"If you must, then go on then..

Knock knock"

Who’s there

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"If you must, then go on then..

Knock knock"

Who’s there?

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By *aucyGirl08Woman
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Two deaf women sat on a bench their hands down each other's knickers. What are they doing?....

Lip reading

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"If you must, then go on then..

Knock knock

Who’s there"

Amir

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By *ig rig hull OP Man
over a year ago

Hull

"If you must, then go on then..

Knock knock

Who’s there

Amir"

Amir who

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"If you must, then go on then..

Knock knock

Who’s there

Amir

Amir who"

Amir to see you of course

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By *ig rig hull OP Man
over a year ago

Hull

"If you must, then go on then..

Knock knock

Who’s there

Amir

Amir who

Amir to see you of course

Old but gold

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By *ig rig hull OP Man
over a year ago

Hull

Why does Dr Pepper come in a bottle?

Coz his wife died

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Whilst seated in the rear of a taxi, the passenger taps the taxi driver on his shoulder. With this, the driver literally shits himself with shock, swerves violently nearly hitting a bus and breaks to a stop mere inches from a shop window.

"Fuck me, your jumpy aren't yer, I only tapped your shoulder" says the passenger.

"Sorry," says the cabby, "It's my first day. I've been driving a Hearse for 20 years."

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By *ig rig hull OP Man
over a year ago

Hull

"Whilst seated in the rear of a taxi, the passenger taps the taxi driver on his shoulder. With this, the driver literally shits himself with shock, swerves violently nearly hitting a bus and breaks to a stop mere inches from a shop window.

"Fuck me, your jumpy aren't yer, I only tapped your shoulder" says the passenger.

"Sorry," says the cabby, "It's my first day. I've been driving a Hearse for 20 years."

That’s terrible haha

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"If you must, then go on then..

Knock knock

Who’s there

Amir

Amir who

Amir to see you of course

Old but gold"

I thought I made that one up, but never the less here's another one...

The Lone Ranger walks into a bar on a very frosty evening after a long trek, he leaves Tonto and Silver outside who are jumping up and down to generate some body heat. The Sheriff walks in and says Do you know that you have left your Injun running outside

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By *arkstaffsMan
over a year ago

Rugeley

What's the warmest part of the room?

The corner..

It's 90 degrees

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