FabSwingers.com forum: Fab's Undateables Dating thread.

By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

The thread for Fabs Undateables.

For those who post on the matchmaking threads and don't even get a "feck off".

For those who join in the Dating threads and don't even get a "you gotta be kidding"

Pop in, pull up a chair and put your feet up.

You won't get a date, you won't even get an offer, let alone a wink.

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Thread closed?

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By *alking DisasterWoman
over a year ago

South Oxfordshire

What about those people who don't want to date and hate matchmaking?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The thread for Fabs Undateables.

For those who post on the matchmaking threads and don't even get a "feck off".

For those who join in the Dating threads and don't even get a "you gotta be kidding"

Pop in, pull up a chair and put your feet up.

You won't get a date, you won't even get an offer, let alone a wink.

Thread closed. "

Closed already...booooo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ffs I didn't even get a chance to pull up me chair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hands up who else got a pm from Ben

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who’s Ben?

Ffs I can’t even get a message from Ben, let alone a real person, I don’t even get to hear laughing in the background as the crowds run away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m gonna pull up a pew and wait for the thread to re open

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll make myself comfortable here, if that’s ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll join the party

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

"I'll join the party

Nowt to see here, just ignore me...as usual.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll join the party

Nowt to see here, just ignore me...as usual."

I wouldn't ignore you

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By *ycra loutMan
over a year ago

york/Scarborough

I've got nothing else to do while laid in bed so il just wait here for the thread to open

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

"I'll join the party

Nowt to see here, just ignore me...as usual.

I wouldn't ignore you

I’m the woman men want to fuck, not date. Hence being single for over 30 years.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m the man they love to ignore!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What about those people who don't want to date and hate matchmaking?"

Thank you

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By *ycra loutMan
over a year ago

york/Scarborough

"I'll join the party

Nowt to see here, just ignore me...as usual.

I wouldn't ignore you

I’m the woman men want to fuck, not date. Hence being single for over 30 years."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll join the party

Nowt to see here, just ignore me...as usual.

I wouldn't ignore you

I’m the woman men want to fuck, not date. Hence being single for over 30 years."

That makes you sound more appealing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got my hat on, so you know I am here. Don't be sitting on me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m the woman men want to fuck, not date. Hence being single for over 30 years."

Hell i have another 16 years to go before i can claim the title then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got my hat on, so you know I am here. Don't be sitting on me!"

Come sit on my lap, we can talk about the first thing that comes up

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

"I'll join the party

Nowt to see here, just ignore me...as usual.

I wouldn't ignore you

I’m the woman men want to fuck, not date. Hence being single for over 30 years.

That makes you sound more appealing

Not to me it doesn’t.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got my hat on, so you know I am here. Don't be sitting on me!

Come sit on my lap, we can talk about the first thing that comes up

This should be on the chat up lines thread

this is gold

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By *r SxxMan
over a year ago

Kent

Im in

.... never even get offered a cuppa in the other threads!

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By *edtothecore74Woman
over a year ago

Spalding

I popped in but its closed. Cant even pull a chair... im doomed.

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

I'm even having trouble posting on this thread!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be lurking in the kitchen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well right up my street

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was talking to a friend few days ago about undateables thread rather then the match making or dating ones! And just seen this.

#losersunited

Not alone anymore whoop whoop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got nothing else to do while laid in bed so il just wait here for the thread to open

It's like a queue for a nightclub isn't it? Let's hope it's worth the wait to get in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i’m not dateable but very much up for consensual sex with people who dont want to be in a relationship

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't be arsed to date - it's hard work!

I want all the sex though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My kind of thread..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't comment on the guys on this thread cos you're not my thing. But all the ladies on this thread are officially gorgeous, every one of you.

Yes, even you hiding at the back Shrinking Violet,I can see you and you're gorgeous to

Totally not undateable, all lovely ladies

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By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

[Removed by poster at 28/11/18 06:39:27]

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By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Thread re-opened.

No one will post now obvs."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The thread for Fabs Undateables.

For those who post on the matchmaking threads and don't even get a "feck off".

For those who join in the Dating threads and don't even get a "you gotta be kidding"

Pop in, pull up a chair and put your feet up.

You won't get a date, you won't even get an offer, let alone a wink.

Thread closed. "

Wayhey somewhere I actually fit on fab ...

Oh wait ... Thread closed? Pahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in for no offers.

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By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

[Removed by poster at 28/11/18 06:48:45]

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By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"The thread for Fabs Undateables.

For those who post on the matchmaking threads and don't even get a "feck off".

For those who join in the Dating threads and don't even get a "you gotta be kidding"

Pop in, pull up a chair and put your feet up.

You won't get a date, you won't even get an offer, let alone a wink.

Thread closed.

Wayhey somewhere I actually fit on fab ...

Oh wait ... Thread closed?

Pahahaha

Look up two posts.

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By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"I'm in for no offers. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in .....I'll sit quietly in the corner.

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By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"I'm in .....I'll sit quietly in the corner."

You are bloody joking aren't you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a complete undateable.

Looking for a cuck to adore me and rather larger bulls to fulfill me, Is that too much to ask?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in .....I'll sit quietly in the corner.

You are bloody joking aren't you?

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nope not been asked on a proper date for years

.....sex yes dates no

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By *lanPartridgeMan
over a year ago

nottingham

I'm more undateable than anyone on this thread. Fact. Amateurs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The thread for Fabs Undateables.

For those who post on the matchmaking threads and don't even get a "feck off".

For those who join in the Dating threads and don't even get a "you gotta be kidding"

Pop in, pull up a chair and put your feet up.

You won't get a date, you won't even get an offer, let alone a wink.

Thread closed.

Wayhey somewhere I actually fit on fab ...

Oh wait ... Thread closed?

Pahahaha

Look up two posts.

Yay!!

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks

"I'm in .....I'll sit quietly in the corner.

You are bloody joking aren't you?

nope not been asked on a proper date for years

.....sex yes dates no "

Now that is a travesty! Us uggo's dont stand a chance then, not even the in the ignoration on this thread!

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By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"I'm in .....I'll sit quietly in the corner.

You are bloody joking aren't you?

nope not been asked on a proper date for years

.....sex yes dates no "

This is sad news.

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

Don’t look at me, I’m irrelevant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in .....I'll sit quietly in the corner.

You are bloody joking aren't you?

nope not been asked on a proper date for years

.....sex yes dates no

This is sad news.

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it's ok years of being single I'm used to it......I still get sex so can't be all bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I join?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Can I join?"

If you're undateable there's no hope for me!

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By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"What about those people who don't want to date and hate matchmaking?"

They should join a site called Fabswingers.

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By *aintance_guyMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

But who wants to find a date

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got my hat on, so you know I am here. Don't be sitting on me!

Come sit on my lap, we can talk about the first thing that comes up

Smooth

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By *r SxxMan
over a year ago

Kent

I've been trying to be confident recently and go on some dates....... non really result in a follow up so you can judge my dating skills there!

My confidence comes crashing back down again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't be arsed to date - it's hard work!

I want all the sex though

Sorry, I'm not shagging you unless you buy me dinner first

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By *nglishCharmMan
over a year ago

Midlands

I'm pulling my chair up, ready now

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

Guys -just stop moaning and get out there -If I can get laid on this site, anyone can (hit my green arrow if you need a clue as to why I just said that).

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By *hite1100Man
over a year ago

Hither Green

"The thread for Fabs Undateables.

For those who post on the matchmaking threads and don't even get a "feck off".

For those who join in the Dating threads and don't even get a "you gotta be kidding"

Pop in, pull up a chair and put your feet up.

You won't get a date, you won't even get an offer, let alone a wink.

Thread closed. "

A thread for the straight, single men of fab, then.

Good shout

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am clearly much more undateable than I thought

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By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

6 days later, case proven.

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By *lanPartridgeMan
over a year ago

nottingham

Aye. These threads usually confirm that we are, indeed, undateable ...

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By *hiterabbit6Couple
over a year ago

Sexytown, Moray

Sting.... oh my sting, you are not ubdatable

I have been on various dates with you around the country, we are just always very well chaperoned

Rabbit xx

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By *hiterabbit6Couple
over a year ago

Sexytown, Moray

"Sting.... oh my sting, you are not ubdatable

I have been on various dates with you around the country, we are just always very well chaperoned

Rabbit xx

Undatable even *

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll join the party

Nowt to see here, just ignore me...as usual.

I wouldn't ignore you

I’m the woman men want to fuck, not date. Hence being single for over 30 years."

Way to go!! I thought my 25 years (by my choice though) was good!!!

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Not sure how I missed this. I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never dated so dunno if i qualify

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The perfect place for me ha

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By *rNaughtyNickMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Hiiiiiii

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't want a date. I want a fuck. Can I join in?

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By *lanPartridgeMan
over a year ago

nottingham

I think I'll claim victory right there. I'm streets ahead of you so-called 'undateables' ha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What about those people who don't want to date and hate matchmaking?"

I like finding strange locals in forums...

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By *ily Con CarneTV/TS
over a year ago

Cornwall

I have a cellar full of wine and beer and I'm still undateable ... I must be a bad case then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too late to join in? I could do with a little romance in my life x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What about those people who don't want to date and hate matchmaking?"

Find another thread?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The perfect place for me ha

Apparently not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thread definitely 0closed now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"6 days later, case proven.

That's bollocks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The perfect place for me ha

Blimey! What happened there

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"I'm in"

Noooo it's supposed to be in n out, n in n out.... You're doing it all wrong!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in

Noooo it's supposed to be in n out, n in n out.... You're doing it all wrong!!

Can i give you a private demonstration

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"I'm in

Noooo it's supposed to be in n out, n in n out.... You're doing it all wrong!!

Can i give you a private demonstration

Not if you are gonna do it wrong!!

Maybe I should teach you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in

Noooo it's supposed to be in n out, n in n out.... You're doing it all wrong!!

Can i give you a private demonstration

Not if you are gonna do it wrong!!

Maybe I should teach you

Teach away

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"I'm in

Noooo it's supposed to be in n out, n in n out.... You're doing it all wrong!!

Can i give you a private demonstration

Not if you are gonna do it wrong!!

Maybe I should teach you

Teach away

If you get it wrong you know you get detention too right??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in

Noooo it's supposed to be in n out, n in n out.... You're doing it all wrong!!

Can i give you a private demonstration

Not if you are gonna do it wrong!!

Maybe I should teach you

In, out and then back in again? Wow, certain comments I've had make sense now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why is it closed I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*struts like bambi on ice*

Still no offers

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By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"The perfect place for me ha

Not for long apparently.

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By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Why is it closed I’m in "

93 posts suggests it's still open.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Nobody has ever...ever asked me for a date

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By *alking DisasterWoman
over a year ago

South Oxfordshire

"What about those people who don't want to date and hate matchmaking?

Find another thread? "

But I'm still undateable, just not in the same way as the OP suggests...

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By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"What about those people who don't want to date and hate matchmaking?

Find another thread?

But I'm still undateable, just not in the same way as the OP suggests..."

I'd date you. But you wouldn't date me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm undateable, can I join please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sits in corner drinking coffee

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

The Undateable Mrs Mac... Dammit!

I like to think it’s because I’m too much for one person to take on. I need a hareem.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ouch

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