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Thought of the day, from my toilet cubicle..

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP   Man
over a year ago

salisbury

Is it better to wank next to a shitter, or shit next to a wanker?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it better to wank next to a shitter, or shit next to a wanker?"

Depends how badly I need to go.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Depends who's shitter it is, I mean, if we're talking the one out of Trainspotting I highly recommend shitting next to a wanker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Depends who's shitter it is, I mean, if we're talking the one out of Trainspotting I highly recommend shitting next to a wanker "

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

A good question indeed; is that you in the cubicle next to me in fact?

I’m having a wank here but the guy t your left is clearly laying a strenuous log. Damn, the stench eh? Do you have any deodorant or anything we could spray under the door?

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

To wank in the shitter or not.

Let’s first examine the need

Do you have a need to knock one off that bad

And can you do it quick enough so as not to alert the attendant

Now the place

Is the area secure

Is it clean if any matter than may be lurking on hiding in the area

And finially is there a hole in the wall

If the answers to above are yes then knock away

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP   Man
over a year ago

salisbury


"To wank in the shitter or not.

Let’s first examine the need

Do you have a need to knock one off that bad

And can you do it quick enough so as not to alert the attendant

Now the place

Is the area secure

Is it clean if any matter than may be lurking on hiding in the area

And finially is there a hole in the wall

If the answers to above are yes then knock away "

I was thinking more at work than out and about!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just wondered why the paper always runs out...

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds


"To wank in the shitter or not.

Let’s first examine the need

Do you have a need to knock one off that bad

And can you do it quick enough so as not to alert the attendant

Now the place

Is the area secure

Is it clean if any matter than may be lurking on hiding in the area

And finially is there a hole in the wall

If the answers to above are yes then knock away

I was thinking more at work than out and about!"

Same applies

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

These glory holes......do I drill through the cubicle wall or else through the mortar to the outside air? Anyone out there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"These glory holes......do I drill through the cubicle wall or else through the mortar to the outside air? Anyone out there? "

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"These glory holes......do I drill through the cubicle wall or else through the mortar to the outside air? Anyone out there?

"

Erm....could you tug on it once if you can’t hear me and about sixty times if you can please?

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

If you build it you will cum

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By *amelman7823Man
over a year ago

Ashbourne

Gracious, how could the whaft of a mighty turd enveloping your nostrils not immediately cause a deflation in your member, more to the point, what ever image you have in your head, while your flute looses its tune, would surely be compromised on next imaginative jaunt by the renaissance of the turdy scent

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Gracious, how could the whaft of a mighty turd enveloping your nostrils not immediately cause a deflation in your member, more to the point, what ever image you have in your head, while your flute looses its tune, would surely be compromised on next imaginative jaunt by the renaissance of the turdy scent "

I’ve got that issue well covered; You know the pleasant smelling pineapple chunk like things in the urinals? I picked out two of them and stuck them up my nostrils

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"These glory holes......do I drill through the cubicle wall or else through the mortar to the outside air? Anyone out there?

Erm....could you tug on it once if you can’t hear me and about sixty times if you can please? "

I was laughing at your comment not offering my services

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"If you build it you will cum"

I don’t suppose you happen to have a masonry drill bit handy? I lost my one when I inadvertently drilled through the wiring in here.

Oh, do you have a torch to please?

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By *amelman7823Man
over a year ago

Ashbourne


"Gracious, how could the whaft of a mighty turd enveloping your nostrils not immediately cause a deflation in your member, more to the point, what ever image you have in your head, while your flute looses its tune, would surely be compromised on next imaginative jaunt by the renaissance of the turdy scent

I’ve got that issue well covered; You know the pleasant smelling pineapple chunk like things in the urinals? I picked out two of them and stuck them up my nostrils "

Ahh the ole ammonia sodden pinapple brick trick.....

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By *lem-H-Fandango OP   Man
over a year ago

salisbury


"Gracious, how could the whaft of a mighty turd enveloping your nostrils not immediately cause a deflation in your member, more to the point, what ever image you have in your head, while your flute looses its tune, would surely be compromised on next imaginative jaunt by the renaissance of the turdy scent

I’ve got that issue well covered; You know the pleasant smelling pineapple chunk like things in the urinals? I picked out two of them and stuck them up my nostrils

Ahh the ole ammonia sodden pinapple brick trick..... "

They don't taste as good as they look.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Noisy neighbour?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Glory hole update: The good news first: I managed to drill through the wall successfully into the adjacent ladies toilets

The bad news: My initial excitement at the resulting wet sensation around my cock as I pushed it through the hole proved sadly short lived however when the realisation dawned upon me that I had in fact drilled into one of the ladies hand wash dispensers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you still on the toilet?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Are you still on the toilet?"

I’ll knock on the cubicle wall. ‘Clem, you finished in there bud? Also, do you have any spare loo roll you could pass under the door? I’ve had a bit of an accident in here.....’

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