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The Usual Christmas Double Entendre Thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Baste the breasts and keep your bird moist

Lets have them you sexy lot

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Those baubles look well hung this year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love roasting chestnuts on an open fire

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Don't forget to pull ones cracker

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

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Dammit I've got nothing.

What the fucks wrong with me???????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

....5 Golden Showers....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I lick your candy cane?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Santa only comes once a year

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Who wants Santa to empty his sack all over your floor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here comes Santa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really fancy a good stuffing.

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Who wants some stuffing?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Wow mum what a lovely spread

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By *amelman7823Man
over a year ago

Ashbourne

stuff the turkeys hole with holly foll lo la la la, la lal lal ah

scratch his balls and make him jolly foll lo la la la, la lal lal ah

and from here i cant tell if they are real or artificial ( the trees not your tits)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Breast or leg?

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By *dam and slutCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

4 French Maids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your eggnog looks so thick and creamy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your eggnog looks so thick and creamy "

Here... have another mouthful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*thinks

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Dammit I've got nothing.

What the fucks wrong with me???????"

Someone Stollen your brain?

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By *dam and slutCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can tickle my tinsel with your festive treats

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Did you put the tree up yourself ()

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If he's coming down my chimney , I hope one of my presents is a mop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 27/11/18 15:59:47]"

I'm looking forward to the stuffing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Little sausage anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you put the tree up yourself ()"

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"*thinks

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Dammit I've got nothing.

What the fucks wrong with me???????

Someone Stollen your brain?"

Oh that's good.......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Would you like cream on your pie

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"*thinks

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Dammit I've got nothing.

What the fucks wrong with me???????"

We, well most normal folk anyway (yes Ali you're included), wait until at least December until we mention the Chocolate Orange and stuffing it where the sun don't shine innit Missus

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I popped my cork and it exploded everywhere

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"I popped my cork and it exploded everywhere"

Was there squirting?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stockings keep dropping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I lick your candy cane? "

Yes you can.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I love roasting a big bird at Christmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ho ho fecking ho

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By *xhib12Man
over a year ago

Blyth

If I don't undo my trousers I'll burst.

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By *xhib12Man
over a year ago

Blyth

Are you ready for seconds yet?

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By *xhib12Man
over a year ago

Blyth

It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

There's some Carol swingers at the door.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Been licking those salty nuts all day !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Been licking those salty nuts all day !"

Get outta my sack granny, not until the 25th

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bah humpbuggery.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Breast or leg? Would you like stuffing?

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

It's a bit nippy out, the snowman's gone stiff.

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

who would like to pull my cracker?

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

I'm looking forward to unwrapping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you want to be on the nice or naughty list?

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"*thinks

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Dammit I've got nothing.

What the fucks wrong with me???????"

What's right with you...

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"There's some Carol swingers at the door. "

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

That's a big package

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you pull my cracker I’ll leave something in your stocking!

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"*thinks

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Dammit I've got nothing.

What the fucks wrong with me???????

What's right with you... "

Precious little to be honest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just pull the end and wait for the bang

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stuff it up between the legs s far as it will go!!

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

My goodness that bird is moist!

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