FabSwingers.com forum: Things that annoy me on fab....

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Use of the term 'daddy' for someone who is not your daddy.... Ladies this is just weird ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Use of the term 'daddy' for someone who is not your daddy.... Ladies this is just weird ..."

Who even says this? Cheese much? However, I bloody hate being called "baby girl".... I could aim a punch right in the windpipe for that term of endearment!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Isn’t it a term that some women and men use in role play? If that specific sexual fantasy gets them off then more power to them, what happened to expressing your sexual desires?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seeing fake profiles that have verifications. How does that work?????

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By *ulldog_71Man
over a year ago

Sedgefield

Peoples how say on their profile "no face pic on your profile no reply" but have no pics themselves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When someone messages "want fun now?" Like I'm gonna drop everything and say oh yes please x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ah someone has finally explained its use to me;) thanks for that.

Yes that's the point! Weird...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All those bloody demanding women sending pussy and tit pics, telling me they’re in my area if I fancy a fuck

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Ah someone has finally explained its use to me;) thanks for that.

Yes that's the point! Weird... "

The single ladies who say they are owned, generally by an older man, and you see bruises and welts on some pics... And they love it!!

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

The lack of a right to reply when getting banned

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Desperate men

Vile messages

Pics that literally make me gasp out loud

The naughty step

Judgemental people

Jealousy and nastiness

Explicit veris

Body shaming

I’ll stop now

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Nothing. It’s an old and clunky site but I enjoy it here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Emojis.

I don't have an issue with emojis themselves, I find they can be a handy tool for trying to convey tone but it's the overuse of them to the point they become kind of meaningless.

I even annoy myself by using them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The need to post pictures to my inbox of some sloppy looking naked mole rat that's supposed to be a willy.... I don't want them, thanking you kindly!

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

"Emojis.

I don't have an issue with emojis themselves, I find they can be a handy tool for trying to convey tone but it's the overuse of them to the point they become kind of meaningless.

I even annoy myself by using them."

I agree

Things always get lost in translation when using 'em

Sometimes it makes us angry

Other times they things are clear as crystal

The worst ones

are used so inappropriately

and often go under the radar

or seem like a good idea at the time

but to many they add the soundtrack to a post

or just bring a tear to your eyes

But whatever your thoughts don't

at what others enjoy

JUst chill and enjoy the fact its 28 days to

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

The single ladies who say they are owned, generally by an older man, and you see bruises and welts on some pics... And they love it!! "

Any pics on Fab showing marks or injuries should be reported.

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By *imply_SensualMan
over a year ago

warrington

Location described as 'Near you' or similar....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When someone messages "want fun now?" Like I'm gonna drop everything and say oh yes please x"

Later then..?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Emojis.

I don't have an issue with emojis themselves, I find they can be a handy tool for trying to convey tone but it's the overuse of them to the point they become kind of meaningless.

I even annoy myself by using them.

I agree

Things always get lost in translation when using 'em

Sometimes it makes us angry

Other times they things are clear as crystal

The worst ones

are used so inappropriately

and often go under the radar

or seem like a good idea at the time

but to many they add the soundtrack to a post

or just bring a tear to your eyes

But whatever your thoughts don't

at what others enjoy

JUst chill and enjoy the fact its 28 days to

haha, I just coughed on my coffee reading that, I be so daft sometimes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Emojis.

I don't have an issue with emojis themselves, I find they can be a handy tool for trying to convey tone but it's the overuse of them to the point they become kind of meaningless.

I even annoy myself by using them.

I agree

Things always get lost in translation when using 'em

Sometimes it makes us angry

Other times they things are clear as crystal

The worst ones

are used so inappropriately

and often go under the radar

or seem like a good idea at the time

but to many they add the soundtrack to a post

or just bring a tear to your eyes

But whatever your thoughts don't

at what others enjoy

JUst chill and enjoy the fact its 28 days to

I appreciate the effort that that took.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only meet in clubs, people seem to think though they can twist my arm by telling me clubs are dirty/disgusting/cheap/not classy. Then will admit they’ve never been to one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Middle aged men using childlike language like yummy and yukky seriously freaking annoys me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Use of the term 'daddy' for someone who is not your daddy.... Ladies this is just weird ...

Who even says this? Cheese much? However, I bloody hate being called "baby girl".... I could aim a punch right in the windpipe for that term of endearment! "

Awww. Calm down baby girl. That rage isn't good for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who ask "can we chat?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who ask "can we chat?""

I agree. The correct question is "May we chat?" (you can answer me in private as my ego wouldn't survive the public rejection.

)

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Use of the term 'daddy' for someone who is not your daddy.... Ladies this is just weird ..."

I don't think anything annoys me on Fab anymore, although in the past things did frustrate me.

I've learnt to simply ignore the cunts who annoy me and live in the futile hope that my ignoring them annoys them more than they do me.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Waking up horny

Browsing the forums over my morning coffee

Getting to the Torso/Thigh threads

Making do with a lady wank

*Sigh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who take you to task over something and then ignore your response.

People who attack entire groups of other users.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Use of the term 'daddy' for someone who is not your daddy.... Ladies this is just weird ..."

It’s not Daddy anymore, it’s Papa Elf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Can’t meet at the drop of a hat”

“Been here before so know how it works”

“I/we don’t bite unless you want me/us to”

And a one line profile followed by a two paragraph totally useless legal warning

Apart from that it’s all good!

Miss V

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All those bloody demanding women sending pussy and tit pics, telling me they’re in my area if I fancy a fuck "

Me too, drives me mental!

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

The single ladies who say they are owned, generally by an older man, and you see bruises and welts on some pics... And they love it!!

Any pics on Fab showing marks or injuries should be reported. "

Christ there's one on my local updates who always posts pics looking like she's been beaten with a meat tenderiser, angry looking bruises and welts, is that really pleasurable? Wouldn't be for me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The geographically challenged drive me mad you live 25hrs away and want to meet. Nope.

The friend request senders who’ve never spoke to you. At all. Ever.

People who want to accompany me or ask me to take them to a swingers club.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘Treat her with respect.’ - Cliched and crass beyond words and invariably inserted with no semblance of irony whatsoever, by someone who has just preceded the aforementioned motion by revealing how he, ‘Fucked this whore real good!’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When someone messages and I politely say I'm not interested and they still proceed to ask for face pics or ask to be friends.

Why would I if I'm not interested!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"‘Treat her with respect.’ - Cliched and crass beyond words and invariably inserted with no semblance of irony whatsoever, by someone who has just preceded the aforementioned motion by revealing how he, ‘Fucked this whore real good!’

Oh yes.....forgotten about that one! It’s usually been a GB meeting as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

East Midlands! See someone that seems idea, well suited etc but only to find they live over 100 miles away!

Why does Fab think that the East Midlands is the size of Scotland!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People... Just people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The constant "can I ask you a question?"

My general thought in my head. You just have. Delete.

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By *irkydirkyMan
over a year ago

Stevenage

Messages from straight guys askin to blow me.

Women with the conversation skills of a brush while asking to be intrigued..

Size 22s with curvy on their profile..

Canvassing for fabs, it’s just embarrassing..

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

"Waking up horny

Browsing the forums over my morning coffee

Getting to the Torso/Thigh threads

Making do with a lady wank

*Sigh

"
Its a tough life...

Hope you find something you

soon

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Doesn't annoy me but brings a wry chuckle....

Hair extensions.

Lip fillers.

Fake tan.

Surgically enhanced boobs.

False eyelashes.

Coated in 7 layers of warpaint.

Looking for real men......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and you’re beautiful, you’re stunning, you’re gorgeous, wow you’re so pretty. It’s a pair of legs ffs. I’ve got a face like the back of a bus!

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Oh and you’re beautiful, you’re stunning, you’re gorgeous, wow you’re so pretty. It’s a pair of legs ffs. I’ve got a face like the back of a bus!"

True story.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Oh and you’re beautiful, you’re stunning, you’re gorgeous, wow you’re so pretty. It’s a pair of legs ffs. I’ve got a face like the back of a bus!

True story.

I've got the perfect face for radio.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh and you’re beautiful, you’re stunning, you’re gorgeous, wow you’re so pretty. It’s a pair of legs ffs. I’ve got a face like the back of a bus!"

Hmmmm a face like the back of a bus wouldnt fit that body lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh and you’re beautiful, you’re stunning, you’re gorgeous, wow you’re so pretty. It’s a pair of legs ffs. I’ve got a face like the back of a bus!

True story.

I've got the perfect face for radio.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh and you’re beautiful, you’re stunning, you’re gorgeous, wow you’re so pretty. It’s a pair of legs ffs. I’ve got a face like the back of a bus!"

Unless your a BOBFOC of course and I doubt that

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Oh and you’re beautiful, you’re stunning, you’re gorgeous, wow you’re so pretty. It’s a pair of legs ffs. I’ve got a face like the back of a bus!

True story.

I've got the perfect face for radio.

Another true story.

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

"Oh and you’re beautiful, you’re stunning, you’re gorgeous, wow you’re so pretty. It’s a pair of legs ffs. I’ve got a face like the back of a bus!"

ooooh, Route Master 1973

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh and you’re beautiful, you’re stunning, you’re gorgeous, wow you’re so pretty. It’s a pair of legs ffs. I’ve got a face like the back of a bus!

Unless your a BOBFOC of course and I doubt that

A what? Is that safe to google

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh and you’re beautiful, you’re stunning, you’re gorgeous, wow you’re so pretty. It’s a pair of legs ffs. I’ve got a face like the back of a bus!

Unless your a BOBFOC of course and I doubt that

A what? Is that safe to google

Body off Baywatch face off Crimewatch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh and you’re beautiful, you’re stunning, you’re gorgeous, wow you’re so pretty. It’s a pair of legs ffs. I’ve got a face like the back of a bus!

Unless your a BOBFOC of course and I doubt that

A what? Is that safe to google

Body off Baywatch face off Crimewatch

Ah ok. I know nothing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“To prove you’ve read the profile put the word (twadle) in your message”

Gawd, I’m on a roll now.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The fact that when i click my fingers i dont have a choice of 10 women begging me to bend them at a moments notice its just plain wrong

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By *dam and slutCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

YKIOK

Threads that start with "let's have a bitchfest about people who aren't quite my cup of tea.....

Written by xslutx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The forum attention seekers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who start to many threads

Irony

Ranty woman

OVER USE OF CAPS LOCK

Lists

Humble bragging status updates

Entitled couples

Professional couples (no one cares)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The forum attention seekers. "
sorry

not sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who start to many threads

Irony

Ranty woman

OVER USE OF CAPS LOCK

Lists

Humble bragging status updates

Entitled couples

Professional couples (no one cares)

People who start too many threads moaning about people starting too many threads.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People the pit cream first on Scones,

#jamfirst.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who start to many threads

Irony

Ranty woman

OVER USE OF CAPS LOCK

Lists

Humble bragging status updates

Entitled couples

Professional couples (no one cares)

People who start too many threads moaning about people starting too many threads. "
love you too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who start to many threads

Irony

Ranty woman

OVER USE OF CAPS LOCK

Lists

Humble bragging status updates

Entitled couples

Professional couples (no one cares)

People who start too many threads moaning about people starting too many threads. "

It said ‘irony’ underneath.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit photos getting to page one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who start to many threads

Irony

Ranty woman

OVER USE OF CAPS LOCK

Lists

Humble bragging status updates

Entitled couples

Professional couples (no one cares)

People who start too many threads moaning about people starting too many threads.

It said ‘irony’ underneath. "

OK I APOLOGISE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“You look like you know how to have a good time!!”

And you can tell that from my boobs how, exactly??!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who start to many threads

Irony

Ranty woman

OVER USE OF CAPS LOCK

Lists

Humble bragging status updates

Entitled couples

Professional couples (no one cares)

People who start too many threads moaning about people starting too many threads.

It said ‘irony’ underneath.

OK I APOLOGISE

Put the caps lock down and step away missus.

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Can I ask you a question

messages.

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By *opsy71Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

The male member of a couple messaging me pretending to be the female,, annoys the feck outta me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who shamelessly bump their own threads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The near constant flow of picture messages from women with their tits out holding a bacon sandwich and a steaming mug of tea with just the words come and meet me you sexy pair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Emojis.

I don't have an issue with emojis themselves, I find they can be a handy tool for trying to convey tone but it's the overuse of them to the point they become kind of meaningless.

I even annoy myself by using them.

I agree

Things always get lost in translation when using 'em

Sometimes it makes us angry

Other times they things are clear as crystal

The worst ones

are used so inappropriately

and often go under the radar

or seem like a good idea at the time

but to many they add the soundtrack to a post

or just bring a tear to your eyes

But whatever your thoughts don't

at what others enjoy

JUst chill and enjoy the fact its 28 days to

I appreciate a good set of emojis.

#giggles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The near constant flow of picture messages from women with their tits out holding a bacon sandwich and a steaming mug of tea with just the words come and meet me you sexy pair

Where, who, how am I missing this ?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Middle aged men using childlike language like yummy and yukky seriously freaking annoys me

Agists annoy me!

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Middle aged men using childlike language like yummy and yukky seriously freaking annoys me

Agists annoy me!"

I told you to reset your DOB when you hit 40.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"East Midlands! See someone that seems idea, well suited etc but only to find they live over 100 miles away!

Why does Fab think that the East Midlands is the size of Scotland!

On behalf of Ace, I can tell you that the East Midlands is the size of Asia.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Middle aged men using childlike language like yummy and yukky seriously freaking annoys me

Agists annoy me!

I told you to reset your DOB when you hit 40.

Haha.

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By *uffnmuffCouple
over a year ago

London

"Use of the term 'daddy' for someone who is not your daddy.... Ladies this is just weird ..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Profiles that are the standard fab blurb. Shows the amount of effort someine is willing to put in...

Profiles shorter than a ranty post on the forum.

Profiles with statuses longer than profile texts.

Profiles that are a ransom demand instead of a welcome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who expect everything to fall into their lap here and if its doesn't then 'everyone is a fake'! It makes me smile more or less I assume at home when their toilet didn't clean itself or their bed doesn't make itself they are fake too.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Very few things on here annoy me. I mostly just let them go over my head.

But....

Just recently I've started getting random men contacting me to let me know "they will be in my area" on such a date and would I like to come over to their hotel. Generally no other effort at making conversation and 9 out of 10 times no pix either.

Erm no.

I'm not here to service you while you're away from home, just because you're too tight to pay for a prostitute.

So disrespectful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The need to post pictures to my inbox of some sloppy looking naked mole rat that's supposed to be a willy.... I don't want them, thanking you kindly!"

Naked mole rat. Love it xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Royal thespians or Drama Queens

The this site is crap on genuine people on here status.

Normally put on by people who dont put. Any work into the site and expect people to come straight to then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who expect everything to fall into their lap here and if its doesn't then 'everyone is a fake'! It makes me smile more or less I assume at home when their toilet didn't clean itself or their bed doesn't make itself they are fake too.

I wish I had read the full T&C's before joining. I thought all we had to do was create a profile and bingo! Or at least get a lap dance when you hit a milestone like being here for 4 weeks

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By *W ChapMan
over a year ago

Swindon

The use of Snapchat.......it's an adult site ffs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Very few things on here annoy me. I mostly just let them go over my head.

But....

Erm no.

I'm not here to service you while you're away from home, just because you're too tight to pay for a prostitute.

So disrespectful."

At least yours had booked a hotel.

We had a message this morning from the male half of a profile to say he was passing through on business and could we accommodate him. As well as presumably providing him with sex. An offer I’m sure he thought we couldn’t refuse. To add insult to injury he’s straight and has no interest in TV’s!! The mind boggles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Body shamming of any kind.

Be we thin small large tall and everything in between in the long fun we are just people and it's amazing how disrespectful people are just because of someone has a different body shape.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being asked to shave my beard off for a meet. And yes it did happen lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Simply the fact that nobody wants to chat to strike up a rapport.

Or even worse, just being the one doing all the talking and all you get back is yes or no.. That's quite frustrating.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unclear face pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Unclear face pics"

Yeh they are annoying too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Use of the term 'daddy' for someone who is not your daddy.... Ladies this is just weird ...

Who even says this? Cheese much? However, I bloody hate being called "baby girl".... I could aim a punch right in the windpipe for that term of endearment! "

Never, ever, date Sean Paul

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Time inappropriate thread bumps.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Simply the fact that nobody wants to chat to strike up a rapport.

Or even worse, just being the one doing all the talking and all you get back is yes or no.. That's quite frustrating. "

Very. Can’t be doing with anyone who can’t even hold a conversation.

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By *opsy71Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Very few things on here annoy me. I mostly just let them go over my head.

But....

Erm no.

I'm not here to service you while you're away from home, just because you're too tight to pay for a prostitute.

So disrespectful."
. I've been getting those too recently

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"Very few things on here annoy me. I mostly just let them go over my head.

But....

Erm no.

I'm not here to service you while you're away from home, just because you're too tight to pay for a prostitute.

So disrespectful."

I’ve also had a few ‘ me and my mates are out next weekend on a stag do, can you meet us?’ type of messages.

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

"Body shamming of any kind.

Be we thin small large tall and everything in between in the long fun we are just people and it's amazing how disrespectful people are just because of someone has a different body shape. "
Agree with this. There's no need for it, if you can't be polite about others then say nothing and if you are told that you aren't for them accept it and move on without a fuss.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Body shamming of any kind.

Be we thin small large tall and everything in between in the long fun we are just people and it's amazing how disrespectful people are just because of someone has a different body shape. Agree with this. There's no need for it, if you can't be polite about others then say nothing and if you are told that you aren't for them accept it and move on without a fuss. "

Totally agree. We said sorry to a couple the other day on here. Simply saying they were not for us and got back well we would not touch you fat fucks with a bargepole message.

They winked us liked all our photos and messaged us first lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont like veries from women to men when they lay claim. Like 'hands off he's mine ladies' ave read veries like that often and it has put me off meeting the men in question.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"I dont like veries from women to men when they lay claim. Like 'hands off he's mine ladies' ave read veries like that often and it has put me off meeting the men in question."

He's all mine! Not pre-owned, he's still owned. Less is usually more, for veris imo.

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By *irkydirkyMan
over a year ago

Stevenage

Oh the people that say they are disrespected and offended by unsolicited friend requests, oh really snowflake? You’re offended by it? Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate the ones that say “fab my pic guys”!

Self centered or prostitutes. Or both.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate the ones that say “fab my pic guys”!

Self centered or prostitutes. Or both....."

Huh

That is not true! It's just a bit of light hearted fun. Don't take things too seriously and post things like that. Not necessary!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Being asked to shave my beard off for a meet. And yes it did happen lol "

What's with the beard dissing lately!

As for what I dislike - that there's not an exploit to make your message go to the top of an inbox pile....

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By *irkydirkyMan
over a year ago

Stevenage

"I hate the ones that say “fab my pic guys”!

Self centered or prostitutes. Or both....."

Agreed, it’s embarrassing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate the ones that say “fab my pic guys”!

Self centered or prostitutes. Or both.....

Agreed, it’s embarrassing

Yeah, they should be ashamed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People... Just people.

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

People who ask so have yo had many meets or did you get any fun over the weekend.

First of all, that's my business. Secondly, fun is such a coy way of saying meets or sex. Just spit it out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

MAN PUSSY!! Like what the living decking hell is that!!!

It’s a asshole no pussy involved at all

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Since I started this thread this morning can you guys please fab all my pics

Fabbed

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

"Very few things on here annoy me. I mostly just let them go over my head.

But....

Erm no.

I'm not here to service you while you're away from home, just because you're too tight to pay for a prostitute.

So disrespectful."

I hate these too - plus it shows they've not read my profile. Hotel porn is what you're looking for mate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Since I started this thread this morning can you guys please fab all my pics

Fabbed

Pfffft that was a quick reaction before OP could back track

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Since I started this thread this morning can you guys please fab all my pics

Fabbed

Pfffft that was a quick reaction before OP could back track

I don’t fuck about when it comes to fabbing

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By *oelDorianMan
over a year ago

vanaheim

no profile pic on a profile or pubic pictures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Being asked to shave my beard off for a meet. And yes it did happen lol

What's with the beard dissing lately!

As for what I dislike - that there's not an exploit to make your message go to the top of an inbox pile....

Platinum membership gets you that. And your message can't be deleted without being read and replied to. Positively. With a thank you at the end. And a "faf?".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guys who say they love a sexually liberated woman, then screw their nose up when you act liberated in any way

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By *unningFoxWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

When you ask for face pic but they send you unclear picture of half face turned away and sunglasses on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Since I started this thread this morning can you guys please fab all my pics

Fabbed

Pfffft that was a quick reaction before OP could back track

I don’t fuck about when it comes to fabbing

No kidding! That was lightening speed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Since I started this thread this morning can you guys please fab all my pics

Fabbed

Pfffft that was a quick reaction before OP could back track

I don’t fuck about when it comes to fabbing

No kidding! That was lightening speed."

Too quick !

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

"Very few things on here annoy me. I mostly just let them go over my head.

But....

Erm no.

I'm not here to service you while you're away from home, just because you're too tight to pay for a prostitute.

So disrespectful.

I’ve also had a few ‘ me and my mates are out next weekend on a stag do, can you meet us?’ type of messages.

"
You would of liked them though honest they're a laugh.

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By *ycra loutMan
over a year ago

york/Scarborough

People who think us single blokes have cocks for brains..and lack of politeness..oh..and fantasists

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"People who think us single blokes have cocks for brains..and lack of politeness..oh..and fantasists "

Yeh I don't have time for fantasists either, in fact I don't have much time at all, I've just returned from my 5th fab meet today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking at profile pics and can’t decide if you’re attached to them or not.....

Sounds crazy but people put up very flattering pics and if you ask for more... they will label you a pic collector...

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Nothing really annoys me on here I have to say. Some things make me cringe or roll my eyes but I don't think i've ever reached annoyance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who think us single blokes have cocks for brains..and lack of politeness..oh..and fantasists

Yeh I don't have time for fantasists either, in fact I don't have much time at all, I've just returned from my 5th fab meet today "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being called ‘hun' by complete strangers. You don't know me! And if you did, you wouldn't call me Hun!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Being called ‘hun' by complete strangers. You don't know me! And if you did, you wouldn't call me Hun! "

Yeah I hate that! Honey is fine but Hun is aweful!

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Judgmental bores who expect every on here to be vanilla as fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Being called ‘hun' by complete strangers. You don't know me! And if you did, you wouldn't call me Hun! "

Ooooooh can’t bear hun

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Being called ‘hun' by complete strangers. You don't know me! And if you did, you wouldn't call me Hun! "

Ekkk I do that in real life all the time, not meant anything by it.

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By *uit and bootsMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Body shamming of any kind.

Be we thin small large tall and everything in between in the long fun we are just people and it's amazing how disrespectful people are just because of someone has a different body shape. Agree with this. There's no need for it, if you can't be polite about others then say nothing and if you are told that you aren't for them accept it and move on without a fuss.

Totally agree. We said sorry to a couple the other day on here. Simply saying they were not for us and got back well we would not touch you fat fucks with a bargepole message.

They winked us liked all our photos and messaged us first lol "

charming!!!

Sore losers obviously.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Very few things on here annoy me. I mostly just let them go over my head.

But....

Erm no.

I'm not here to service you while you're away from home, just because you're too tight to pay for a prostitute.

So disrespectful.

I’ve also had a few ‘ me and my mates are out next weekend on a stag do, can you meet us?’ type of messages.

Yes, these are definitely on the increase. My current pet hate is guys answering me via pm instead of posting their comments on the forums.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who wink but don’t message back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marks on photos of being spanked too much till marks of raised skin is shown.

Whoa is me status every week by certain profiles which I've just blocked it got to that point.

The customary fake profiles every Friday that disappear Sunday. Followed by some poor bloke writing an angry thread of how he has been led on (probably by fake profile Friday) and his meet isn't happening Monday. Rinse and repeat.

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By *wingin CatMan
over a year ago

London

The all-too regular "bareback" posts.

Single guys asking if their profile is OK (in other words, really asking you to "view my profile").

Chav/text speak on profiles and forums.

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By *wingin CatMan
over a year ago

London

"no profile pic on a profile or pubic pictures"

But most men and women are clean-shaven down below these days.....

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By *wingin CatMan
over a year ago

London

"We said sorry to a couple the other day on here. Simply saying they were not for us and got back well we would not touch you fat fucks with a bargepole message. "

Never! Couples wouldn't act that childish.....would they?

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

The ones that can't even be bothered to read a header, let alone profile text.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Weird. I've had that dream as well... Lol

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Multiple profiles..didn't we meet on your other profile

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"Multiple profiles..didn't we meet on your other profile

Agreed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Single straight men that message and say know you are looking for bi men but happy to wank you off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who start I'm new to this but their profiles were set up a year ago lol

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Too many to list. Has anyone mentioned single guy profiles that upload pics of women?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The 'what are you looking for on here' questions & without the ?'s...it is literally spelled out in my profile

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

When I get a Wink and I look at their profile and all that's there is "will fill in later" and the silhouette picture...and the profile is a year old with no veris.... so what am I supposed to be looking at then, Sparky?

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By *edtothecore74Woman
over a year ago

Spalding

Size 22s with curvy on their profile..

Everyone holds weight and size differently... im a 22... im curvy ...

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"Being called ‘hun' by complete strangers. You don't know me! And if you did, you wouldn't call me Hun!

Yeah I hate that! Honey is fine but Hun is aweful! "

You called...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t understand the verification thing. I’m genuine on here. How do you get this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t understand the verification thing. I’m genuine on here. How do you get this "

By meeting or going on cam.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How can you meet when no one will talk to you a bit of a catch 57 if you ask me

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"How can you meet when no one will talk to you a bit of a catch 57 if you ask me "

I can meet and no one will talk to me....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll talk to you Miss. Honey. But a lot of miles between us. Would be worth a meet somewhere in the middle xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just read your profile. The meet would be out of the question at the moment xx

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

What about the guys that you have messaged to say that you're interested in them and they come back with 'So what are you into?' Omg I give up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

messages saying "I need that big dick"

No you don't "need" it, and there's someone attached to it to btw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How can you meet when no one will talk to you a bit of a catch 57 if you ask me

I can meet and no one will talk to me...."

Maybe behind some glass they will

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

That if someone verifies you when you're outside of their filters, you can't verify them in return.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Emojis.

I don't have an issue with emojis themselves, I find they can be a handy tool for trying to convey tone but it's the overuse of them to the point they become kind of meaningless.

I even annoy myself by using them.

I agree

Things always get lost in translation when using 'em

Sometimes it makes us angry

Other times they things are clear as crystal

The worst ones

are used so inappropriately

and often go under the radar

or seem like a good idea at the time

but to many they add the soundtrack to a post

or just bring a tear to your eyes

But whatever your thoughts don't

at what others enjoy

JUst chill and enjoy the fact its 28 days to

I appreciate the effort that that took. "
how do you get all these emojis on fab? Lol.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"I’ll talk to you Miss. Honey. But a lot of miles between us. Would be worth a meet somewhere in the middle xx"

My humour is poor. Sorry

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By *orthcoupleXXXCouple
over a year ago

Durham

‘Can’t meet at the drop of a hat cos we have family’

‘Not looking to sleep our way through the site’

‘Don’t have pics due to work’

Statues like ‘hungover and got hangover horn!’

Couples who have been a member for over a year, not pic verified, no veris or no pics!! Usually a single bloke wanking over the pics on here while his wife is at work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Being called ‘hun' by complete strangers. You don't know me! And if you did, you wouldn't call me Hun!

Yeah I hate that! Honey is fine but Hun is aweful!

You called...

Ah good morning Honey

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By *harlotte SometimesWoman
over a year ago

Leafy Warwickshire

“Got the day off. Wife’s at work. Are you free?” No previous contact, 100 miles away, oh and no pics. Yes please I’ll get in the car now!

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

The single ladies who say they are owned, generally by an older man, and you see bruises and welts on some pics... And they love it!!

Any pics on Fab showing marks or injuries should be reported. "

Yup, tried that, but have you seen the "spanking" section of the pics page?

You could literally spend all day in there reporting pics, and it would be full of new ones 24 hours later.

Aren't the pic mods supposed to do just that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“Got the day off. Wife’s at work. Are you free?” No previous contact, 100 miles away, oh and no pics. Yes please I’ll get in the car now! "
oh but according to some men it is a sex site! We shouldn't be on here if we don't want sex. We're wasting people's time. How on earth we can waste anyone's time when we give a straight no thank you is beyond me. And why cos it's a sex site do they think it's compulsory to have sex with everyone who asks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“Got the day off. Wife’s at work. Are you free?” No previous contact, 100 miles away, oh and no pics. Yes please I’ll get in the car now! oh but according to some men it is a sex site! We shouldn't be on here if we don't want sex. We're wasting people's time. How on earth we can waste anyone's time when we give a straight no thank you is beyond me. And why cos it's a sex site do they think it's compulsory to have sex with everyone who asks.

It's a well known fact that swingers shrivel up and die if they don't get sex 3 times a day. Those men are just doing a good deed by offering their cock to save the swinger's life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a well known fact that swingers shrivel up and die if they don't get sex 3 times a day. Those men are just doing a good deed by offering their cock to save the swinger's life.

"
pmsl well some of us are happily married and get it very very often. Fabs just a bit of extra fun when in the mood but i know what you're saying lol. X

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By *harlotte SometimesWoman
over a year ago

Leafy Warwickshire

We’re all perfectly entitled to be selective as to who we have sex with. Think some people just get off on sending the messages. What if I did turn up on their doorstep in a coat and stockings? That would teach them! He he

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm not looking for notches.

Verifications = 65

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Emojis.

I don't have an issue with emojis themselves, I find they can be a handy tool for trying to convey tone but it's the overuse of them to the point they become kind of meaningless.

I even annoy myself by using them.

I agree

Things always get lost in translation when using 'em

Sometimes it makes us angry

Other times they things are clear as crystal

The worst ones

are used so inappropriately

and often go under the radar

or seem like a good idea at the time

but to many they add the soundtrack to a post

or just bring a tear to your eyes

But whatever your thoughts don't

at what others enjoy

JUst chill and enjoy the fact its 28 days to

I appreciate the effort that that took. how do you get all these emojis on fab? Lol. "

Reply + quote and you can see how they're typed in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Emojis.

I don't have an issue with emojis themselves, I find they can be a handy tool for trying to convey tone but it's the overuse of them to the point they become kind of meaningless.

I even annoy myself by using them.

I agree

Things always get lost in translation when using 'em

Sometimes it makes us angry

Other times they things are clear as crystal

The worst ones

are used so inappropriately

and often go under the radar

or seem like a good idea at the time

but to many they add the soundtrack to a post

or just bring a tear to your eyes

But whatever your thoughts don't

at what others enjoy

JUst chill and enjoy the fact its 28 days to

I appreciate the effort that that took. how do you get all these emojis on fab? Lol.

Reply + quote and you can see how they're typed in.

"
I still don't get it haha I must be thick or its too early in the morning for my brain

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By *mooth Operator 07Man
over a year ago

in the deep mist of the valleys

Nasty people

People accusing others of using the race card, makes my piss boil.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Xx after every sentence or when sending a message !!!

So you kiss someone after every sentence x

It looks so needy x

That's Wat grates me on fab x

Going in the shower now x

Have to be at work at 9 x

p s some good comments here xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Emojis.

I don't have an issue with emojis themselves, I find they can be a handy tool for trying to convey tone but it's the overuse of them to the point they become kind of meaningless.

I even annoy myself by using them.

I agree

Things always get lost in translation when using 'em

Sometimes it makes us angry

Other times they things are clear as crystal

The worst ones

are used so inappropriately

and often go under the radar

or seem like a good idea at the time

but to many they add the soundtrack to a post

or just bring a tear to your eyes

But whatever your thoughts don't

at what others enjoy

JUst chill and enjoy the fact its 28 days to

I appreciate the effort that that took. how do you get all these emojis on fab? Lol.

Reply + quote and you can see how they're typed in.

I still don't get it haha I must be thick or its too early in the morning for my brain

I did it lol.

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