FabSwingers.com forum: Clothing failure....

By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Have you ever lost an item of clothing in an embarrassing non fab situation?

My skirt fell off in a shop once, on a busy Saturday afternoon in town...think the poor woman stood next to me probably still has flashbacks.

I know I do!

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Have you ever lost an item of clothing in an embarrassing non fab situation?

My skirt fell off in a shop once, on a busy Saturday afternoon in town...think the poor woman stood next to me probably still has flashbacks.

I know I do!"

Damn... Someone sees these kinda things but this never happens to me!!! I should get out more!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once left my tie in a Thai restaurant.

That’s a funny story

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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

I've had the split trousers while bending over,,, the noise of the stitching ripping was so loud...

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I've had the split trousers while bending over,,, the noise of the stitching ripping was so loud... "

Where were you and what did you do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was out for a first date at a bar and I had one of those front opening clasp bras on and it kept popping fully open and I kept having to excuse myself to the bathroom to fix it. Until I eventually got fed up and just chucked it in my bag and wore my jacket for the rest of the date.

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Was out for a first date at a bar and I had one of those front opening clasp bras on and it kept popping fully open and I kept having to excuse myself to the bathroom to fix it. Until I eventually got fed up and just chucked it in my bag and wore my jacket for the rest of the date.

Thinking on your feet, I like it!

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By *ince163Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

Had a pair of swimming trunks disintegrate just as I was about to get out of my local swimming pool.

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Had a pair of swimming trunks disintegrate just as I was about to get out of my local swimming pool."

Now that would have been a sight to see....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was dancing with a guy I really liked, showing a terrific cleavage with the help of a sticky bra when the plastic clasp between my boobs gave way.....

Cleavage suddenly reduced to “unimpressive “ before his very eyes.

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By *ince163Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Had a pair of swimming trunks disintegrate just as I was about to get out of my local swimming pool.

Now that would have been a sight to see...."

Trying to climb up the steps and walk to the changing room holding the remaining bits together was rather tricky

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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

"I've had the split trousers while bending over,,, the noise of the stitching ripping was so loud... "

At work, thankfully I had a long coat I could put on and go and buy some more while feeling very self conscious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting changed for a game of rugby I realised I didn't have a change of underpants so I played commando, within five minutes the crutch on my shorts split completely making it looked like I was wearing a short mini skirt flashing the boys everytime I ran, fortunately avsub had a spare pair of shorts!!

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

I have a horrible feeling I may be due one similar to yours this coming weekend OP - going to a fancy dress and the skirt that came with the outfit is slightly on the large side and elasticated - may have to safety pin it to the tights asa precaution

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By *othstMan
over a year ago

Brighton

Half way through a 100km cycle a fellow cyclist came past and explained my shorts where quite transparent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not really bad just silly my comfortable Dr Martin's boots got new soles put on. They were my most comfortable boots ever.

Anyway week later in town it was snowing and my foot was getting wet.

One of the new sole had fallen off and on the other boot the sole was just saying on.

The man in the shoe shop.

Said I shouldn't have put them beside the heater.. but he did fix them again for free. And am still wearing them

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I was dancing with a guy I really liked, showing a terrific cleavage with the help of a sticky bra when the plastic clasp between my boobs gave way.....

Cleavage suddenly reduced to “unimpressive “ before his very eyes.

Ouch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best one I seen was a lady at a wedding and wearing a very long skirt.Outside during the photos , she was standing beside a fence.

What she didn't know was a goat was behind her trying to eat her skirt.took two of us to get the goat to let go. Ops

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

I’d lost a little bit of timber and was invited to a wedding evening do.

I dressed in my finery with a nice pair of glossy tights - finished with the obligatory pair of ‘over tights knickers’ (like Batman) to keep the buggers up.

I looked good. I knew it. I was strutting into the venue. Slightly tripped. Looked down and my thong was around my ankles. I looked in absolute disbelief and then a lady tapped me on the arm and said ‘there’s something on your shoe’. Everyone noticed. I styled it out

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

I forgot my boxers and shirt this morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lost my boxers in the cinema at chams

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was going out to meet a friend and was walking to the bus and could feel my knickers very slowly coming down. Managed to get on the bus and very discreetly slipped them off into my handbag. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walking along the street and my hold ups wouldn’t stay up! Luckily there were a couple of bushes where I could hide and remove them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Half way through a 100km cycle a fellow cyclist came past and explained my shorts where quite transparent."

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

A works night out I’d gone d*unkenly to the toilets. Before leaving the cubicle I was concerning myself adjusting my over the knee boots making sure they were properly pulled up. As I walked out there were full length mirrors directly in front. Which was most fortunate. I’d been so concerned about my boots, being pulled up high I’d forgotten that my skirt was also up high, round my waist still

Lex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you ever lost an item of clothing in an embarrassing non fab situation?

My skirt fell off in a shop once, on a busy Saturday afternoon in town...think the poor woman stood next to me probably still has flashbacks.

I know I do!"
Oooooo I left my shoes on beach once got up to move positions realised 2 hours later I had left them, traced my way back and they were still there phew

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I have a horrible feeling I may be due one similar to yours this coming weekend OP - going to a fancy dress and the skirt that came with the outfit is slightly on the large side and elasticated - may have to safety pin it to the tights asa precaution

Yes, safetypins are the way forward...what's your costume?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went to work in my trainers other day with my suit total sleep mode

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never lost an item of clothing, but I've had my skirt blow up on occasion and walked around for a while with a blouse unbuttoned to the waist without realising

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I went to work in my trainers other day with my suit total sleep mode"

I went to Tesco’s with one brown boot and one black boot on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I went to work in my trainers other day with my suit total sleep mode

I went to Tesco’s with one brown boot and one black boot on!

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its a style thing

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

Oh god I’m much worse than I thought.

I have gone to work with one navy shoe and one black shoe on.

They were identical court shoes except of course for the colour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I went to work in my trainers other day with my suit total sleep mode

I went to Tesco’s with one brown boot and one black boot on!

its a style thing

I like to be different

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Half way through a 100km cycle a fellow cyclist came past and explained my shorts where quite transparent."

Oops!

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Best one I seen was a lady at a wedding and wearing a very long skirt.Outside during the photos , she was standing beside a fence.

What she didn't know was a goat was behind her trying to eat her skirt.took two of us to get the goat to let go. Ops"

Love this...goats are buggers.

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

"Half way through a 100km cycle a fellow cyclist came past and explained my shorts where quite transparent.

Oops!"

You'd be surpised how many lady cyclists suffer that fate in summer -never been one to moan about it though

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By *sagentMan
over a year ago

In the ether

At traffic lights on Central Manchester when a young lady crossed in front and had a Marilyn Moment and her skirt blew up revealing stockings suspenders and a g string. She looked some what embarrassed, and looked in to the car I clapped and said thank you to which she smiled and walked off.

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I’d lost a little bit of timber and was invited to a wedding evening do.

I dressed in my finery with a nice pair of glossy tights - finished with the obligatory pair of ‘over tights knickers’ (like Batman) to keep the buggers up.

Haha I've done similar, stepped out of them but didn't know whether to leave them or walk on by...

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

I did once go to teach some drumming to a bunch of orphan kids from Chernobyl, wearing my slippers. Husband said just tell them it’s a very British tradition

Lex

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I forgot my boxers and shirt this morning

Serendipity!

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Was going out to meet a friend and was walking to the bus and could feel my knickers very slowly coming down. Managed to get on the bus and very discreetly slipped them off into my handbag. X

Hehehe good move x

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Walking along the street and my hold ups wouldn’t stay up! Luckily there were a couple of bushes where I could hide and remove them. "

Haha been there ( I don't mean in the bushes!)

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"A works night out I’d gone d*unkenly to the toilets. Before leaving the cubicle I was concerning myself adjusting my over the knee boots making sure they were properly pulled up. As I walked out there were full length mirrors directly in front. Which was most fortunate. I’d been so concerned about my boots, being pulled up high I’d forgotten that my skirt was also up high, round my waist still

Lex"

Now there's a look!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When on holiday with my mates... we all went skinny dipping... I love a wild swim. They ran off with my clothes... had to walk back through crowded streets to hotel... but seemed lots of folk recognised me when I managed to get fully dressed again...

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By *ral DMan
over a year ago

Leicestershire

I was at a martial arts competition and i was wearing my jock strap with cup to protect my dangley bits, and kickboxing shorts. I did a rather high kick and i felt the elastic go on the jock strap, cup and strap flew out of the shorts as my leg came back down to earth. The dude i was fighting seen this and yanked my shorts down, my freshley shaven cock and balls on show for all of West lodge leisure centre to see.

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Have you ever lost an item of clothing in an embarrassing non fab situation?

My skirt fell off in a shop once, on a busy Saturday afternoon in town...think the poor woman stood next to me probably still has flashbacks.

I know I do!Oooooo I left my shoes on beach once got up to move positions realised 2 hours later I had left them, traced my way back and they were still there phew "

Was this on the Belfast Riviera?

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I went to work in my trainers other day with my suit total sleep mode"

Stylish...You're so down with the kids!

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By *atural-born-thrillerMan
over a year ago

oulton broad

A few years ago was in a packed cloak room at work chatting away to fellow work mates getting ready for the shift got out of my bag what I thought was just my dark blue overalls to put on but In my tired state had picked up my mums skirt as well which was the same colour ....you try explaining that away at 5-50 am standing there in front of everyone holding your mums skirt

....people never forget do they x

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I've never lost an item of clothing, but I've had my skirt blow up on occasion and walked around for a while with a blouse unbuttoned to the waist without realising "

Yes the skirt thing is an occupational hazard!

I like to think I'm channelling Marilyn, but probably more Mrs Brown!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My first wife was a natural disaster area for clothing incidents. At least once a month her knickers fell off, skirt blew up, full length zip failed, etc. It became a running joke on who she was going to flash next.

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

Dived in to a swimming pool to find it was a very effective method of removing my swimming trunks

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Too many to mention, but one that's still talked about regularly..

On holiday one year, dancing away oblivious to the fact one of the the spaghetti straps on my dress had snapped & my right boob was proudly on display.

Under normal situations I'd have carried on regardless, but this was a family holiday park and I was doing the Cha Cha Slide with my kids!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just walked all around Tesco with my flies down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was skipping at a kids party and one of my chicken fillets fell out x

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Oh god I’m much worse than I thought.

I have gone to work with one navy shoe and one black shoe on.

They were identical court shoes except of course for the colour"

A mate of mine actually went to work in one high shoe and one low shoe! She was in a rush and only noticed when she got out of the car.

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"At traffic lights on Central Manchester when a young lady crossed in front and had a Marilyn Moment and her skirt blew up revealing stockings suspenders and a g string. She looked some what embarrassed, and looked in to the car I clapped and said thank you to which she smiled and walked off."

Haha excellent.

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