FabSwingers.com forum: Toilet seat up or down ?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ladies please put the toilet seat up when you’re done, we don’t want to touch it either.

Kind regards

Blokes

Something I’ve never understood is why women moan about men leaving the toilet seat up. Has a man ever moaned about the toilet seat being down ? The answer is no. So what’s the big deal, just give it a knock with your knee.

If women are looking for equality, then this is the sort of things that go.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drop the seat, close the lid. Otherwise you’re just liberally distributing piss and shit all over the room when you flush. Does your toothbrush taste funny.....?

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By *ookingforfun9970Man
over a year ago

nearby

"Ladies please put the toilet seat up when you’re done, we don’t want to touch it either.

Kind regards

Blokes

If women are looking for equality, then this is the sort of things that go.

Agree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Drop the seat, close the lid. Otherwise you’re just liberally distributing piss and shit all over the room when you flush. Does your toothbrush taste funny.....?"

I always put the lid down because I have toilet droplet fear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unless you have a 3 year old, who sees the lid up, being an invitation to pop their toys in it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Drop the seat, close the lid. Otherwise you’re just liberally distributing piss and shit all over the room when you flush. Does your toothbrush taste funny.....?"

My toothbrush has its own room, in the East Wing of my yurt.

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

"Drop the seat, close the lid. Otherwise you’re just liberally distributing piss and shit all over the room when you flush. Does your toothbrush taste funny.....?

I always put the lid down because I have toilet droplet fear. "

This.

Plus the dogs like to drink the purple toilet water and I don’t like to tempt them into drinking Bloo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Unless you have a 3 year old, who sees the lid up, being an invitation to pop their toys in it

Or a bath bomb! However the toilet was nice and clean afterwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always put the lid down afterwards so girls don’t realise you haven’t flushed until it’s too late

(Evillaughface)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Drop the seat, close the lid. Otherwise you’re just liberally distributing piss and shit all over the room when you flush. Does your toothbrush taste funny.....?

My toothbrush has its own room, in the East Wing of my yurt."

Speaking of toothbrushes. Did you know leaving the toilet seat up puts all sort of shite in the air and ends up on your toothbrush. Leave you with that thought

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Drop the seat, close the lid. Otherwise you’re just liberally distributing piss and shit all over the room when you flush. Does your toothbrush taste funny.....?

My toothbrush has its own room, in the East Wing of my yurt.

Speaking of toothbrushes. Did you know leaving the toilet seat up puts all sort of shite in the air and ends up on your toothbrush. Leave you with that thought

That’s the point I was addressing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Drop the seat, close the lid. Otherwise you’re just liberally distributing piss and shit all over the room when you flush. Does your toothbrush taste funny.....?

My toothbrush has its own room, in the East Wing of my yurt.

Speaking of toothbrushes. Did you know leaving the toilet seat up puts all sort of shite in the air and ends up on your toothbrush. Leave you with that thought

That’s the point I was addressing.

It is a good point

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Ladies please put the toilet seat up when you’re done, we don’t want to touch it either.

Kind regards

Blokes

If women are looking for equality, then this is the sort of things that go.

I do it so they've got something to moan about.

I'm a giver........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ladies please put the toilet seat up when you’re done, we don’t want to touch it either.

Kind regards

Blokes

If women are looking for equality, then this is the sort of things that go.

I do it so they've got something to moan about.

I'm a giver........

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ladies please put the toilet seat up when you’re done, we don’t want to touch it either.

Kind regards

Blokes

If women are looking for equality, then this is the sort of things that go.

I do it so they've got something to moan about.

I'm a giver........

Stops them moaning about blokes not reading their profiles for 5 minutes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Drop the seat, close the lid. Otherwise you’re just liberally distributing piss and shit all over the room when you flush. Does your toothbrush taste funny.....?"

But if other people are using your toilet and they leave it open when they flush... Keep the toothbrush in the medicine cabinet or another room completely... and leave the seat up after you flush

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Ladies please put the toilet seat up when you’re done, we don’t want to touch it either.

Kind regards

Blokes

If women are looking for equality, then this is the sort of things that go.

I do it so they've got something to moan about.

I'm a giver........

Stops them moaning about blokes not reading their profiles for 5 minutes. "

Good point.

I'm doing it more often...... I like the peace and quiet.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Why can't blokes just sit down to pee?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Drop the seat, close the lid. Otherwise you’re just liberally distributing piss and shit all over the room when you flush. Does your toothbrush taste funny.....?

My toothbrush has its own room, in the East Wing of my yurt."

Yeah, why do people leave their toothbrushes where p*** and s*** or other nasty splashes is likely to get all over it? Lol flush and then lift the seat after

this is a mischievous post lol

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By *andK78Couple
over a year ago

Newport

"Why can't blokes just sit down to pee?"

Mr does, he is kinda strange for a guy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why can't blokes just sit down to pee?"

Good one

We do when it's during a #2

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why can't blokes just sit down to pee?"

The only perk of being a man is that we can pee standing up, I’m not giving that up, women can have the rest, but don’t take that away from us.

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

"Why can't blokes just sit down to pee?"
That will be a new feminist movement soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why can't blokes just sit down to pee?"

You so don't join in on the nocturnal thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why can't blokes just sit down to pee? That will be a new feminist movement soon

I'm going to start standing up to pee and see how my son likes sitting on a pissy toilet seat

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

"Why can't blokes just sit down to pee? That will be a new feminist movement soon

I'm going to start standing up to pee and see how my son likes sitting on a pissy toilet seat

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You go girl

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"Why can't blokes just sit down to pee?

The only perk of being a man is that we can pee standing up, I’m not giving that up, women can have the rest, but don’t take that away from us. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Drop the seat, close the lid. Otherwise you’re just liberally distributing piss and shit all over the room when you flush. Does your toothbrush taste funny.....?"

Is your toilet flush like Niagara Falls?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why can't blokes just sit down to pee?

The only perk of being a man is that we can pee standing up, I’m not giving that up, women can have the rest, but don’t take that away from us. "

Umm no. You got the prostate too.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"Why can't blokes just sit down to pee?

You so don't join in on the nocturnal thread."

I'm not usually awake for much longer than now!!! Zzzzzz (see?!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toilet seat down, I’m not exactly a tall person being only 6 foot, but when the bowl is a good 2 foot below your waist it’s easier to sit down and wee

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Ladies please put the toilet seat up when you’re done, we don’t want to touch it either.

Kind regards

Blokes

If women are looking for equality, then this is the sort of things that go.

I too have also given this too much mind time over the years.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Drop the seat, close the lid. Otherwise you’re just liberally distributing piss and shit all over the room when you flush. Does your toothbrush taste funny.....?"

Poo particles in your toothbrush!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Toilet seat down, I’m not exactly a tall person being only 6 foot, but when the bowl is a good 2 foot below your waist it’s easier to sit down and wee"

Have you handed in your Man Card ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Drop the seat, close the lid. Otherwise you’re just liberally distributing piss and shit all over the room when you flush. Does your toothbrush taste funny.....?

But if other people are using your toilet and they leave it open when they flush... Keep the toothbrush in the medicine cabinet or another room completely... and leave the seat up after you flush

I have two toilets in my house! Guests use downstairs, no toothbrushes in there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why can't blokes just sit down to pee?"

We can especially if you're looking at stuff on your phone, don't want to drop that in the bowl lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why can't blokes just sit down to pee?

We can especially if you're looking at stuff on your phone, don't want to drop that in the bowl lol "

Anyone else sit & read the air freshener can, or toothpaste tube when they’ve forgotten to bring their phone to the loo?!

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By *hunderstruckMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"Why can't blokes just sit down to pee? That will be a new feminist movement soon

I'm going to start standing up to pee and see how my son likes sitting on a pissy toilet seat

Get a shewee like they had on dragons den

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why can't blokes just sit down to pee?

We can especially if you're looking at stuff on your phone, don't want to drop that in the bowl lol

Anyone else sit & read the air freshener can, or toothpaste tube when they’ve forgotten to bring their phone to the loo?!

So you don't mind poo particles on your phone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why can't blokes just sit down to pee?

We can especially if you're looking at stuff on your phone, don't want to drop that in the bowl lol

Anyone else sit & read the air freshener can, or toothpaste tube when they’ve forgotten to bring their phone to the loo?!

So you don't mind poo particles on your phone?

I regularly wipe my phone & case with antibacterial wipes actually! Have done for years, along with my TV remotes etc.

Besides, I don’t brush my teeth with my phone, nor does it go in my mouth...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have been having work done in my house recently. The only functioning toilet was my en-suite. The workmen used it, left the seat up and pissed all over the floor! Ffs, not had to clean piss up off the floor since my sons were toddlers. Just boggin!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At home - always sit down to pee. Put the seat and lid down before flushing.

Public toilets - stand to pee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I always put the lid down afterwards so girls don’t realise you haven’t flushed until it’s too late

(Evillaughface)"

Naughty Lacey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have been having work done in my house recently. The only functioning toilet was my en-suite. The workmen used it, left the seat up and pissed all over the floor! Ffs, not had to clean piss up off the floor since my sons were toddlers. Just boggin! "

How can grown men leave it like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women who leave the lid up and the seat down are just as bad as men who leave both up!

After living with a woman I am used to leaving it down now. I even get a little annoyed when people come round and leave it up

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Down of course. When you flush the toilet millions of germs are released into the air. Always lid down then flush.

I have a very strict ‘no phones in the bathroom’ rule. Phones must be the dirtiest things we touch and remotes of course. Just saying

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Why can't blokes just sit down to pee?

We can especially if you're looking at stuff on your phone, don't want to drop that in the bowl lol

Anyone else sit & read the air freshener can, or toothpaste tube when they’ve forgotten to bring their phone to the loo?!

Nah, I've got a Sudoku puzzle book in my khazi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"At home - always sit down to pee. Put the seat and lid down before flushing.

Public toilets - stand to pee."
In private I crouch over the toilet like a angry jaguar looking left and right and roaring at my competition,but in public I stand up straight silent and piss, not making eye contact until done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why can't blokes just sit down to pee?

We can especially if you're looking at stuff on your phone, don't want to drop that in the bowl lol

Anyone else sit & read the air freshener can, or toothpaste tube when they’ve forgotten to bring their phone to the loo?!

So you don't mind poo particles on your phone?

I regularly wipe my phone & case with antibacterial wipes actually! Have done for years, along with my TV remotes etc.

Besides, I don’t brush my teeth with my phone, nor does it go in my mouth...

But surely you lick the screen once in a while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I always put the lid down afterwards so girls don’t realise you haven’t flushed until it’s too late

(Evillaughface)"
A old work place used to do it all the time! No flushes and you never knew what was waiting!!

so many people chucking up every day

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Can’t believe there are men who have been forced to sit down to pee in this thread. Hand over your man cards.

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

"Can’t believe there are men who have been forced to sit down to pee in this thread. Hand over your man cards. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing wrong with a toothbrush covered in pee and poo particles.... Well, I didn't think there was when I cleaned the loo with my now ex husbands toothbrush... In fact, it was the only way to go!

. Personally, I wouldn't want it but it was perfectly acceptable for him!

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By *irenGuy70Man
over a year ago

Cirencester

If the lid is down when the toilet is flushed, then all these millions of germs are going to stick to the lid. Someone then comes along, opens the lid and gets those germs wafted into their face, or sits on the throne and gets all those germs on their clothes which rub against the lid. It's just all too much of a minefield, so that's why I only use toilets that are on display in stores like IKEA

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you know that leaving the seat up when flushing puts all sorts of shite in the air , it may even end up on your toothbrush. Good point

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Women don’t mean put the lid down, they mean leave the seat down so they don’t have to touch it. Leaving the seat down will stop nothing getting into the air, so this point is invalid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I often use my phone when using the loo, I hadn't thought about that , it must be filthy.

No , I know it's filthy

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

I have at times sat down for a gypsies kiss. Usually when I'm too fucking tired to stand.

However, it should be noted, this is always on the netty, not at my desk or on the settee.

#gottohavestandards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why can't blokes just sit down to pee?

We can especially if you're looking at stuff on your phone, don't want to drop that in the bowl lol

Anyone else sit & read the air freshener can, or toothpaste tube when they’ve forgotten to bring their phone to the loo?!

So you don't mind poo particles on your phone?

I regularly wipe my phone & case with antibacterial wipes actually! Have done for years, along with my TV remotes etc.

Besides, I don’t brush my teeth with my phone, nor does it go in my mouth...

But surely you lick the screen once in a while"

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

I just shit in the bath -saves flushing the toilet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Down, down, down...neanderthals xx

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

"Down, down, down...neanderthals xx"

But then youd end up splashing all over the lid -just imagine how much stuff would be released into the air that way!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Down of course. When you flush the toilet millions of germs are released into the air. Always lid down then flush.

I have a very strict ‘no phones in the bathroom’ rule. Phones must be the dirtiest things we touch and remotes of course. Just saying

Yes to lid down & flush!

This is why I have antibacterial wipes everywhere, I watched a show a couple years ago on bacteria & how quickly it transfers and how much is on your phone, money, remote, door handles, light switches etc & since that day, I haven’t left the house without a packet of a Clinell hand wipes, and antibacterial gel!

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By *hor ThumbMan
over a year ago

bristol

Toilet seat up to pee, down afterwards, cant see why its an issue unless you're not washing your hands afterwards. Which is a bigger issue.

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

"Toilet seat up to pee, down afterwards, cant see why its an issue unless you're not washing your hands afterwards. Which is a bigger issue."

What -you put the lid down to shit -is that some kind of twisted peace offering to the gods of wrath?

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

It's always up in my house.

I'm outnumbered.

It's easier for me to put it back up, than have to clean it after my teens didn't notice it was down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why can't blokes just sit down to pee?

The only perk of being a man is that we can pee standing up, I’m not giving that up, women can have the rest, but don’t take that away from us. "

You will when you get to my age - you’ll be weary of clearing all the mess you make when your flow is more variable. Also it’s a chance to rest my aging bones.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's always up in my house.

I'm outnumbered.

It's easier for me to put it back up, than have to clean it after my teens didn't notice it was down

I thought angels like you didn’t exist anymore.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"It's always up in my house.

I'm outnumbered.

It's easier for me to put it back up, than have to clean it after my teens didn't notice it was down

I thought angels like you didn’t exist anymore.

We're few & far between, but we do exist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Down of course. When you flush the toilet millions of germs are released into the air. Always lid down then flush.

I have a very strict ‘no phones in the bathroom’ rule. Phones must be the dirtiest things we touch and remotes of course. Just saying

You tell em Babs

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Down, keep it contained

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Down, keep it contained "

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think you should leave the seat up.

I don't like tuching the toilet seat unless I have to.

Ladies tuch it anyway.

I also prefer to piss outdoors because sometimes my piss goes in several directions unexpectedly.

I refuse to be a sitzspinkler. I don't have a HUGE dick but it does dangle (especially on semi) and tuches the bowl.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only time I will sit down to piss is if it's part of sub domme play.

If you just do it anyway your probably married to a wierdo femenist or you were brought up in a home full of women and didn't experience enough male influence (in my opinion)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why bumping?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why bumping? "

Cause someone just started a toilet seat thread and there’s plenty of room still on this one. I will not rest till this thread is full!

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