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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok..

What has happened thats funny this weekend..

I'll Start... We booked the hotel, we sent our dear friends the postcode and address and yet still managed to check into the wrong one ourselves, then have to move to the right one....

We had a great time in the room.. after the do.. all seemingly spent lol.. THEN we get complaints from someone through the hotel staff saying were making too much noise.. Talking ff's!! What does that say about the sex lol.... Anyone else???

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

"Ok..

What has happened thats funny this weekend..

I'll Start... We booked the hotel, we sent our dear friends the postcode and address and yet still managed to check into the wrong one ourselves, then have to move to the right one....

You need to whisper!!!!!!

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"Ok..

What has happened thats funny this weekend..

I'll Start... We booked the hotel, we sent our dear friends the postcode and address and yet still managed to check into the wrong one ourselves, then have to move to the right one....

use WD40 next time it stops the squeeking

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Ok I though it was funny when we stopped at a garage this morning on the way home amd who pulls in?

True,Diamond and Debz

So we're having a girly gossip on the garage forecourt about last night

God know what everone else thought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this week its been funny watching funny people not be funny while they think they funny lol

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

"this week its been funny watching funny people not be funny while they think they funny lol"

touche

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"this week its been funny watching funny people not be funny while they think they funny lol"

Ahhh true.... but then not everyones as funny as those being funny not being funny lol..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well... I havn't a clue whats all been going on... but its seriously getting depressing round here of late...

Come on guys.... Be nice, used to be fun round here...

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

"this week its been funny watching funny people not be funny while they think they funny lol

Ahhh true.... but then not everyones as funny as those being funny not being funny lol..

i don't want to be funny - just want to be me - thats not such a bad thing is it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok I though it was funny when we stopped at a garage this morning on the way home amd who pulls in?

True,Diamond and Debz

So we're having a girly gossip on the garage forecourt about last night

God know what everone else thought

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i thought they were joking when they texted that !!!!!

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea

funny thing is i though kitty-kats reply was funny

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

"funny thing is i though kitty-kats reply was funny

you were possibly the only one as it wasn't funny is - as funny was and funny will always be

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

I've been banned from telling one what happened on the way to the party yesterdaybutthe the RAC man certainly gave a thumbs up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've been banned from telling one what happened on the way to the party yesterdaybutthe the RAC man certainly gave a thumbs up

Can't imagine it involves tits.. arses or anything like...

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea

"I've been banned from telling one what happened on the way to the party yesterdaybutthe the RAC man certainly gave a thumbs up

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was he a very very very nice man (ooh thats the AA isn't it)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

never said where? strange how people getting defensive?

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"I've been banned from telling one what happened on the way to the party yesterdaybutthe the RAC man certainly gave a thumbs up

Can't imagine it involves tits.. arses or anything like...

nah nothing like that at all ...........................................................................................................................

cocks and mouths!!!

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"Ok I though it was funny when we stopped at a garage this morning on the way home amd who pulls in?

True,Diamond and Debz

So we're having a girly gossip on the garage forecourt about last night

God know what everone else thought

i thought they were joking when they texted that !!!!!

LOL No - it was mental, but true!!!

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea

whats a camera, condom and a womans mouth got in common ????

they are all designed to catch that special moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well it aint funny but i got a sore arse

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well it aint funny but i got a sore arse

Can we ask lol????

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"Well it aint funny but i got a sore arse

need a rubber ring?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

NOOOOOOOOOOO no anal fun....

just a dicky tummy , reckon it was me mates attempt at a curry

ohh mama !!! to hot ? to spicey ?

hot hot !

and yes, needs a rubber ring....well one that dont sting anyways

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ANd the title of this thread can now read.....

"Funny stuff, full of crap"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"anal fun....

ohh mama !!! to hot ? to spicey ?

hot hot !

and yes, needs a rubber ring....well one that dont sting anyways

Too deep eh... shhhh secrets safe with us babes..

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over a year ago

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By *lirties4uCouple
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Made me laugh when Mrs F looked at me last night in the middle of Chams and said

"Well, being married to you is a bloody adventure, isn't it?"

Not really sure what she means, I'm such a dependable straight-laced guy. Still laughing now...

Mr F

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

"Made me laugh when Mrs F looked at me last night in the middle of Chams and said

"Well, being married to you is a bloody adventure, isn't it?"

Not really sure what she means, I'm such a dependable straight-laced guy. Still laughing now...

Mr F"

hahaha !! she's right tho

funny was seeing mr honeypot and mr swingmates in those bloody knotted hankies . Tho when mr honeypot put on the glasses too ....mmmmmm got me wet right off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been banned from telling one what happened on the way to the party yesterdaybutthe the RAC man certainly gave a thumbs up

Most of us already know

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

I only went for the topless sunbathers and didn't seen any

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

"I've been banned from telling one what happened on the way to the party yesterdaybutthe the RAC man certainly gave a thumbs up

Most of us already know

oh, and you with your stick of rock !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Made me laugh when Mrs F looked at me last night in the middle of Chams and said

"Well, being married to you is a bloody adventure, isn't it?"

Not really sure what she means, I'm such a dependable straight-laced guy. Still laughing now...

Mr F

hahaha !! she's right tho

funny was seeing mr honeypot and mr swingmates in those bloody knotted hankies . Tho when mr honeypot put on the glasses too ....mmmmmm got me wet right off

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now that was funny ..... xxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

funny was seeing mr honeypot and mr swingmates in those bloody knotted hankies . Tho when mr honeypot put on the glasses too ....mmmmmm got me wet right off

Fred Dibnah lives

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"I've been banned from telling one what happened on the way to the party yesterdaybutthe the RAC man certainly gave a thumbs up

Most of us already know

who's been telling tales? pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been banned from telling one what happened on the way to the party yesterdaybutthe the RAC man certainly gave a thumbs up

Most of us already know

oh, and you with your stick of rock !!

Pink and hard, and Diamondsmiles managed to take more of it than True Pheonix

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By *lirties4uCouple
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Oh and another one...

In the jacuzzi, a guy surfaced just in front of Mrs F and said "Is this yours?" clutching a silver bracelet.

"No," she said "..but thats a hell of a party trick, isn't it?"

Poor guy didn't know what to say....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well slightly off topic...

im gonn ahave to get some of that "anus hole" cream to try and soothe things

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

funny was seeing mr honeypot and mr swingmates in those bloody knotted hankies . Tho when mr honeypot put on the glasses too ....mmmmmm got me wet right off

Fred Dibnah lives

Is Fred dead?

OMG when did that happen?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Being locked in the wrong carpark

Flashing on the way down

Everything that happened in chams was funny i was on a convey belt in the cinema as id gushed that much i couldnt move just slip a long the aisles till i found a cock. Went to the toilet and ended up in the cinema. Had someone piss on my feet. Oh the list is endless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont know where to start on this one?

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone

"Ok..

What has happened thats funny this weekend..

I'll Start... We booked the hotel, we sent our dear friends the postcode and address and yet still managed to check into the wrong one ourselves, then have to move to the right one....

Well …………Lean in close and ill whisper

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