FabSwingers.com forum: The bored housewife

By *ontbesillywrapyourwilly OP Man
over a year ago

Tipperary

What has you that way?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What has you that way?"

I think someone's been watching too many Benny Hill videos.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boring people get bored

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only the rich ones who can pay someone to do their housework get bored.

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

They wouldn’t be bored if they had the right man

I’m available cheap. Got buckets of experience and not afraid to hide in a corner with crayons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not bored... just naughty!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Define "naughty"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not bored... just naughty!"

Oh yes!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not bored... just naughty!"

And very hot

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By *ontbesillywrapyourwilly OP Man
over a year ago

Tipperary

"What has you that way?

I think someone's been watching too many Benny Hill videos."
I watch very little tv.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not bored... just naughty!

Oh yes!!!"

Beat me to it mate,wowww!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not bored... just naughty!"

Why do people assume women do what they do out of boredom?

We actually like sex you know

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

"Not bored... just naughty!

Why do people assume women do what they do out of boredom?

We actually like sex you know

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Why is it only a reward then?

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By *ontbesillywrapyourwilly OP Man
over a year ago

Tipperary

"Not bored... just naughty!

Why do people assume women do what they do out of boredom?

We actually like sex you know

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no way? Shock horror.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not bored... just naughty!

Why do people assume women do what they do out of boredom?

We actually like sex you know

no way? Shock horror. "

Yes way!!

We love the D man

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By *ontbesillywrapyourwilly OP Man
over a year ago

Tipperary

"Not bored... just naughty!

Why do people assume women do what they do out of boredom?

We actually like sex you know

no way? Shock horror.

Yes way!!

We love the D man

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I love diddies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not bored... just naughty!

Why do people assume women do what they do out of boredom?

We actually like sex you know

Why is it only a reward then?

For you maybe. I don't reward men; I join them in a union of bodies for mutual pleasuring and erotic experiences.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not bored... just naughty!

Why do people assume women do what they do out of boredom?

We actually like sex you know

no way? Shock horror.

Yes way!!

We love the D man

I love diddies. "

Not them you donut, the "D", the dick

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

"Not bored... just naughty!

Why do people assume women do what they do out of boredom?

We actually like sex you know

Why is it only a reward then?

For you maybe. I don't reward men; I join them in a union of bodies for mutual pleasuring and erotic experiences.

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I'm just joking, good for you

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By *ontbesillywrapyourwilly OP Man
over a year ago

Tipperary

"Not bored... just naughty!

Why do people assume women do what they do out of boredom?

We actually like sex you know

no way? Shock horror.

Yes way!!

We love the D man

I love diddies.

Not them you donut, the "D", the dick

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diddies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not bored... just naughty!

Why do people assume women do what they do out of boredom?

We actually like sex you know

no way? Shock horror.

Yes way!!

We love the D man

I love diddies. "

Diddy men? Like in a Ken Dodd programme?

Bloody hell, I'm really showin' me age in this thread.

I'll go away now, before anyone catches on that I'm reeelllyyy old

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By *ontbesillywrapyourwilly OP Man
over a year ago

Tipperary

There's a fantasy you have given me. To fuck someone older then my mother.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's a fantasy you have given me. To fuck someone older then my mother."

I'll be your mother

I'd make you wear your Y's and eat your own porridge though

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

"There's a fantasy you have given me. To fuck someone older then my mother."

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By *ontbesillywrapyourwilly OP Man
over a year ago

Tipperary

"There's a fantasy you have given me. To fuck someone older then my mother.

I'll be your mother

I'd make you wear your Y's and eat your own porridge though"
I love porridge

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By *ontbesillywrapyourwilly OP Man
over a year ago

Tipperary

"There's a fantasy you have given me. To fuck someone older then my mother.

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don't knock it. Some very hot 58-60 yos out there

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

"There's a fantasy you have given me. To fuck someone older then my mother.

don't knock it. Some very hot 58-60 yos out there "
Yeah but i couldn't go older than my mum, would be too weird.

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By *ontbesillywrapyourwilly OP Man
over a year ago

Tipperary

"There's a fantasy you have given me. To fuck someone older then my mother.

don't knock it. Some very hot 58-60 yos out there Yeah but i couldn't go older than my mum, would be too weird."
not at all. Sure age is just a number with sex aslong as attraction is there, physical attraction.

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

"Not bored... just naughty!"
just how house wives should be

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By *bonynivoryCouple
over a year ago

market harborough

Definitely not bored

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just naughty?

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

"There's a fantasy you have given me. To fuck someone older then my mother.

I'll be your mother

I'd make you wear your Y's and eat your own porridge though"

Porridge yuck. If sooner eat lady slime and oats

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"There's a fantasy you have given me. To fuck someone older then my mother.

I'll be your mother

I'd make you wear your Y's and eat your own porridge though

Porridge yuck. If sooner eat lady slime and oats"

Slime?

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

"There's a fantasy you have given me. To fuck someone older then my mother.

I'll be your mother

I'd make you wear your Y's and eat your own porridge though

Porridge yuck. If sooner eat lady slime and oats

Slime?

This is what I’ve been told

By a previous experienced threader. I think it’s when you go all gooey and the sugar melts of yum yums and slowly slides down your body

So I’ve been told. I really need to research it though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like a fair maiden kept in a tower by an over zealous prince. The bored housewife yearns to run free and barefoot through the park. Instead she has to spend her days instructing nannies how to look after her children, explain to cleaners how to fold her sheets and tell the gardener how she likes her tulips placed.

If only that saucy plumber from next door would come to inspect her pipes, her day of boredom and strife would be bearable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Like a fair maiden kept in a tower by an over zealous prince. The bored housewife yearns to run free and barefoot through the park. Instead she has to spend her days instructing nannies how to look after her children, explain to cleaners how to fold her sheets and tell the gardener how she likes her tulips placed.

If only that saucy plumber from next door would come to inspect her pipes, her day of boredom and strife would be bearable. "

How do you like your tulips placed asked the plumber whilst inspecting your pipes?

Could be a job for DynoRod.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If only that saucy plumber from next door would come to inspect her pipes, her day of boredom and strife would be bearable.

How do you like your tulips placed asked the plumber whilst inspecting your pipes?

Could be a job for DynoRod....."

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