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I'm a Private Danceeerrr! Dancing for money!

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Anyone want a dance?

I can do the hornpipe or a very ropey salsa....

The choice is yours.

(Please tuck your notes right down into my big pants, as those new tenners have a habit of bouncing out...)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll give you 50p to do the robot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes pls fire me up and il make you smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe line dancing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can i see you do the shimmy again?

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

I’ve got the Black Lace Megamix and 5 shiny new pounds.

I’ll be in the corner with my boogie box. You sashay along when you’re ready

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"I'll give you 50p to do the robot."

Make it a pound. 50pences tend to drop out the leg of my knickers when I bust a move.

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Can i see you do the shimmy again?"

I'm on doctors orders not to, sorry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The highland fling ?

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"I’ve got the Black Lace Megamix and 5 shiny new pounds.

I’ll be in the corner with my boogie box. You sashay along when you’re ready "

Deal. You bring the tunes, I'll bring the lino.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't dance to say my life. But I'll try. And effort is what counts yeah? So please let me join in x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you do the floss? That's about all i can manage with this dodgy hip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Save *

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"The highland fling ? "

Maybe the Gay Gordons

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"I can't dance to say my life. But I'll try. And effort is what counts yeah? So please let me join in x "

Ok, but I'm not sharing my tips ...

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Can you do the floss? That's about all i can manage with this dodgy hip"

My floss may need some work.

I'd just mastered the Dab.

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By *andyMinx_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

Leeds

If you can tap dance, I'll make sure the draining board is clear...?

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"If you can tap dance, I'll make sure the draining board is clear...?"

Tap dance, River dance, Rain dance...I have a natural affinity to water. I'm like a porpoise on the dance floor x

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

could you do a bit of Spanish flamenco for me?

I'll clap my hands to get a rhythm going and should Ole a few times!

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"could you do a bit of Spanish flamenco for me?

I'll clap my hands to get a rhythm going and should Ole a few times!"

I'll try...I've lost a heel on one of my Flamingo shoes tho so I have to freestyle some bits.

Craig wouldn't like it.

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By *andyMinx_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

Leeds


"If you can tap dance, I'll make sure the draining board is clear...?

Tap dance, River dance, Rain dance...I have a natural affinity to water. I'm like a porpoise on the dance floor x"

Then I'll dig out my copy of Sense of Porpoise (sic) by

Third World and let you flow!

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"If you can tap dance, I'll make sure the draining board is clear...?

Tap dance, River dance, Rain dance...I have a natural affinity to water. I'm like a porpoise on the dance floor x

Then I'll dig out my copy of Sense of Porpoise (sic) by

Third World and let you flow! "

Thank you, I think...

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Can you do the Windmill (breakdancing)?

I’ll quickly shove a tenner into each of your shoes as they fly past my face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A crisp £20 note for a twerk in my direction

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Can you do the Windmill (breakdancing)?

I’ll quickly shove a tenner into each of your shoes as they fly past my face "

My breakdancing isn't what it was, but I can still spin on my back, if you'll beatbox for me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll give you a pink one if you can do the cha cha slide

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"I’ll give you a pink one if you can do the cha cha slide"

Blimey that reminds me of a holiday in Turkey back in the day...let me just go practise

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