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My first visit to a unofficial gay pub

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A unofficial gay pub. In Sunderland. Never thought I'd ever see that. Outside it was all painted black with a lonely rainbow flag in the window.

Two older men were opening the door to walk in. The second man looked hesitant to go in. The first man reassured him. "I can't stand gays either but the drinks are cheap here so we will have to put up with them". They then walked in. I walked in not long after them.

Inside it was quite dark and miserable. Lots of older males. Ed Sheeran playing on the radio. Can't remember which song as all his songs sound the bloody same.

Literally seconds after entering, the barman turned to me and said "if you want to use our toilets for fun you will have to buy a drink first". I was shocked. Embarrassed. Every older male turned around to look. I quickly walked back outside.

Outside I hyperventilated. And vomited. Okay I didn't vomit but I did ask myself "do i really look like the person who looks for fun in male public lavatories?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I didn't like to say but.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What does a person who looks for fun in male public lavatories look like?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A unofficial gay pub. In Sunderland. Never thought I'd ever see that. Outside it was all painted black with a lonely rainbow flag in the window.

Two older men were opening the door to walk in. The second man looked hesitant to go in. The first man reassured him. "I can't stand gays either but the drinks are cheap here so we will have to put up with them". They then walked in. I walked in not long after them.

Inside it was quite dark and miserable. Lots of older males. Ed Sheeran playing on the radio. Can't remember which song as all his songs sound the bloody same.

Literally seconds after entering, the barman turned to me and said "if you want to use our toilets for fun you will have to buy a drink first". I was shocked. Embarrassed. Every older male turned around to look. I quickly walked back outside.

Outside I hyperventilated. And vomited. Okay I didn't vomit but I did ask myself "do i really look like the person who looks for fun in male public lavatories?""

Your name is MrPerv.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know if it was because they thought you were looking for fun or thought you were looking for fun on the cheap by not buying drinks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What happens next OP, or have we got to wait a week for the next instalment ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You really should write a book; or at least an online blog somewhere.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What happens next OP, or have we got to wait a week for the next instalment ? "

I can't wait myself.

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester


"What does a person who looks for fun in male public lavatories look like?"

The op ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A unofficial gay pub. In Sunderland. Never thought I'd ever see that. Outside it was all painted black with a lonely rainbow flag in the window.

Two older men were opening the door to walk in. The second man looked hesitant to go in. The first man reassured him. "I can't stand gays either but the drinks are cheap here so we will have to put up with them". They then walked in. I walked in not long after them.

Inside it was quite dark and miserable. Lots of older males. Ed Sheeran playing on the radio. Can't remember which song as all his songs sound the bloody same.

Literally seconds after entering, the barman turned to me and said "if you want to use our toilets for fun you will have to buy a drink first". I was shocked. Embarrassed. Every older male turned around to look. I quickly walked back outside.

Outside I hyperventilated. And vomited. Okay I didn't vomit but I did ask myself "do i really look like the person who looks for fun in male public lavatories?"

Your name is MrPerv."

Yours is Erect Jim; are you always erect?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I just bugger off to the sauna if I fancy any man on man fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What does a person who looks for fun in male public lavatories look like?

The op ?

"

Or George Michael.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What does a person who looks for fun in male public lavatories look like?

The op ?

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does no one get their cock sucked in this story ?

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

I love the self hating repressed homo who is just there for the "cheap drinks". Sure, and we only go to VA to use their Jacuzzi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love the self hating repressed homo who is just there for the "cheap drinks". Sure, and we only go to VA to use their Jacuzzi "

He does have some interesting characters in his tales.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A unofficial gay pub. In Sunderland. Never thought I'd ever see that. Outside it was all painted black with a lonely rainbow flag in the window.

Two older men were opening the door to walk in. The second man looked hesitant to go in. The first man reassured him. "I can't stand gays either but the drinks are cheap here so we will have to put up with them". They then walked in. I walked in not long after them.

Inside it was quite dark and miserable. Lots of older males. Ed Sheeran playing on the radio. Can't remember which song as all his songs sound the bloody same.

Literally seconds after entering, the barman turned to me and said "if you want to use our toilets for fun you will have to buy a drink first". I was shocked. Embarrassed. Every older male turned around to look. I quickly walked back outside.

Outside I hyperventilated. And vomited. Okay I didn't vomit but I did ask myself "do i really look like the person who looks for fun in male public lavatories?"

Your name is MrPerv.

Yours is Erect Jim; are you always erect? "

No, I'm sat down as I write this.

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke


"I love the self hating repressed homo who is just there for the "cheap drinks". Sure, and we only go to VA to use their Jacuzzi

He does have some interesting characters in his tales."

I was trying to calculate how much a gin and tonic would have to be for someone who "can't stand gays" to drink in a gay bar. Less than £3.15?

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

I like the ops wee stories. My favourite bit was where he hyperventilated and vomited, but didn't really. I laughed. I do hope it was meant to be funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love the self hating repressed homo who is just there for the "cheap drinks". Sure, and we only go to VA to use their Jacuzzi

He does have some interesting characters in his tales.

I was trying to calculate how much a gin and tonic would have to be for someone who "can't stand gays" to drink in a gay bar. Less than £3.15? "

I'm guessing up North that would be cheap. In London it would be half price at the really crap bars.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A unofficial gay pub. In Sunderland. Never thought I'd ever see that. Outside it was all painted black with a lonely rainbow flag in the window.

Two older men were opening the door to walk in. The second man looked hesitant to go in. The first man reassured him. "I can't stand gays either but the drinks are cheap here so we will have to put up with them". They then walked in. I walked in not long after them.

Inside it was quite dark and miserable. Lots of older males. Ed Sheeran playing on the radio. Can't remember which song as all his songs sound the bloody same.

Literally seconds after entering, the barman turned to me and said "if you want to use our toilets for fun you will have to buy a drink first". I was shocked. Embarrassed. Every older male turned around to look. I quickly walked back outside.

Outside I hyperventilated. And vomited. Okay I didn't vomit but I did ask myself "do i really look like the person who looks for fun in male public lavatories?"

Your name is MrPerv.

Yours is Erect Jim; are you always erect?

No, I'm sat down as I write this."

So, it's under your bum cheek.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A unofficial gay pub. In Sunderland. Never thought I'd ever see that. Outside it was all painted black with a lonely rainbow flag in the window.

Two older men were opening the door to walk in. The second man looked hesitant to go in. The first man reassured him. "I can't stand gays either but the drinks are cheap here so we will have to put up with them". They then walked in. I walked in not long after them.

Inside it was quite dark and miserable. Lots of older males. Ed Sheeran playing on the radio. Can't remember which song as all his songs sound the bloody same.

Literally seconds after entering, the barman turned to me and said "if you want to use our toilets for fun you will have to buy a drink first". I was shocked. Embarrassed. Every older male turned around to look. I quickly walked back outside.

Outside I hyperventilated. And vomited. Okay I didn't vomit but I did ask myself "do i really look like the person who looks for fun in male public lavatories?"

Your name is MrPerv."

And you're gay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A gay. In Sunderland. Never thought I'd ever see that. Painted black with a lonely rainbow flag.

Two older men, quite dark and miserable. Ed Sheeran entering the barman. I vomited""

A few words taken out makes for a scandalous celebrity tale.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm loving the fact they had the radio playing. Was it on full volume ?

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By *ara JTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol East


"Okay I didn't vomit but I did ask myself "do i really look like the person who looks for fun in male public lavatories?""

You Never Can Tell

- Chuck Berry

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

That’s a teal honophobic reaction and comments from people who should know better

Sorry you had to experience that

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