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"Can i have a porn star martini and a bit of Dean Martin singing Volare please" Good evening MsFox... First in bar tonight so drink is on the house! One porn star martini coming right up.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ah637P0_cts Dean Martin - Volare | |||
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"Finally!! I.P.A. Please barkeep "Good evening Polar... One pint of IPA coming right up.. Can i play a song for you on the jukebox? | |||
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"Oban, neat. Thanks "Good evening Estella.. One neat Oban whiskey coming right up.. Any requests for the jukebox? | |||
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"Finally!! I.P.A. Please barkeep
Good evening Polar...
One pint of IPA coming right up..
Can i play a song for you on the jukebox?"Awesome! Do you have House of Pain - Jump Around on the jukebox? | |||
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"Oban, neat. Thanks
Good evening Estella..
One neat Oban whiskey coming right up..
Any requests for the jukebox?"Oh! You Pretty Things - Bowie please. | |||
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"Can I have a long vodka and some Madness and House of Fun please. " Good evening Dotty.. One long Vodka coming right up... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJ2X9SANsME Madness - House of fun That really takes me back to the 1980's! | |||
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"I've just opened bubbly to celebrate being ridiculously bored hurrah! I'll have another please "Good evening Mary... Another bottle of champagne coming right up.. It never gets boring in the fab lounge bar | |||
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"Espresso martini, please, and some mini cheddars if you have them." Good evening QK... One Espresso Martini coming right up and a packet of mini cheddars. | |||
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"Just a diet cola for now, driving... Not at this particular minute mind "Good evening Northants.. One diet cola coming right up... we might still be open after you've finished driving! | |||
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"Good Evening everyone..Its Saturday night so the Fab Lounge Bar is Open again!..why not stop in for a drink or two and have a chat and mingle and also taking any requests for the jukebox so hope you have brought your dancing shoes..Happy hour finishes at 8 pm tonight! what can i get you to drink and play on the jukebox?" Hey Ash, I'll have An Old Fashioned please, stirred anti-clockwise. Don't suppose you've got any Frank Sinatra? I'm thinking That's life maybe? Cheers! | |||
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I came to see those hunks you mentioned earlier in my I spy game 
May I ask for some yummy mulled wine with rum, spices, lemon and orange? Merci beaucoup | |||
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Good evening Polar...
One pint of IPA coming right up..
Can i play a song for you on the jukebox?
Awesome! Do you have House of Pain - Jump Around on the jukebox? "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhzpxjuwZy0 House of Pain - Jump around An old Hip Hop classic! | |||
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"Oban, neat. Thanks
Good evening Estella..
One neat Oban whiskey coming right up..
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Oh! You Pretty Things - Bowie please."https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixLm9eSYldE David Bowie - Oh pretty Things Wake up sleep head! | |||
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"I'll have a bottle of Malbec please ! "Good evening Bella One bottle of Malbec coming right up! Any requests for the jukebox? | |||
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"A vodka and soda. Please " Good evening _uffnmuff One vodka and soda coming right up.. Any requests for the jukebox? | |||
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"Evening Ash, can I have a white wine please, and wham club Tropicana on the jukebox x "Good evening Angie One glass of white wine coming right up... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYX0sjP6Za8 Wham - club Tropicana will come and join you on the dance floor x | |||
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"Hot whiskey pls..I'm a little unwell this evening "Good evening Noxazza One glass of hot whisky coming right up.. sorry to read you're not feeling well this evening and hope you get better soon. | |||
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"Good Evening everyone..Its Saturday night so the Fab Lounge Bar is Open again!..why not stop in for a drink or two and have a chat and mingle and also taking any requests for the jukebox so hope you have brought your dancing shoes..Happy hour finishes at 8 pm tonight! what can i get you to drink and play on the jukebox?" Can we just go in the back for a smooch? | |||
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"I'll have a bottle of Malbec please !
Good evening Bella
One bottle of Malbec coming right up!
Any requests for the jukebox?"Thanks Ash! Ooooooh could we have a bit of A-Ha please. Feeling in an 80s mood this eve | |||
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"Good Evening everyone..Its Saturday night so the Fab Lounge Bar is Open again!..why not stop in for a drink or two and have a chat and mingle and also taking any requests for the jukebox so hope you have brought your dancing shoes..Happy hour finishes at 8 pm tonight! what can i get you to drink and play on the jukebox? Hey Ash, I'll have An Old Fashioned please, stirred anti-clockwise. Don't suppose you've got any Frank Sinatra? I'm thinking That's life maybe? Cheers!" Good evening changingman Can you give me your drinks order again as didn't hear you! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIiUqfxFttM Frank Sinatra - That's Life | |||
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"Evening, Ash! How's your Saturday going?
I came to see those hunks you mentioned earlier in my I spy game
May I ask for some yummy mulled wine with rum, spices, lemon and orange? Merci beaucoup "Good evening Jessica.. I'm having a great Saturday thanks. There a few hunks in the bar already! One mulled wine with Rum spices and lemon and orange coming right up! what can i play for you on the jukebox? | |||
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"Evening Ash, can I have a white wine please, and wham club Tropicana on the jukebox x
Good evening Angie
One glass of white wine coming right up...
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Wham - club Tropicana
will come and join you on the dance floor x
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"Hey Ash and Evening all you sexy peeps!! A nice large g&t would be fabulous!!.... Oooh and a nice bowl of chilli nuts please... "Good evening Princes Tiana.. One large Gin and Tonic coming right up and a bowl of chilli nuts! can i play a song for you on the jukebox? | |||
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"Evening, Ash! How's your Saturday going?
I came to see those hunks you mentioned earlier in my I spy game
May I ask for some yummy mulled wine with rum, spices, lemon and orange? Merci beaucoup
Good evening Jessica..
I'm having a great Saturday thanks.
There a few hunks in the bar already!
One mulled wine with Rum spices and lemon and orange coming right up!
what can i play for you on the jukebox?"I really love the Shallow song from A star is born movie.. anyone wanna have a duet with me?
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"Hot whiskey pls..I'm a little unwell this evening
Good evening Noxazza
One glass of hot whisky coming right up..
sorry to read you're not feeling well this evening and hope you get better soon. "Awe thank you Ash, what a sweetie..yes it's the dreaded cold unfortunately,men call it flue thank you it will definitely help xx | |||
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"Good evening Ash. I'd live a cup of green tea with a slice of lemon please and a pinch of cinnamon please. Surprise me on the song x"Good evening Tiger.. One cup of green tea with a slice of lemon coming right up... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeMFqkcPYcg Eurythmics - Sweet dreams Hope you liked my choice of song! | |||
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"Good Evening everyone..Its Saturday night so the Fab Lounge Bar is Open again!..why not stop in for a drink or two and have a chat and mingle and also taking any requests for the jukebox so hope you have brought your dancing shoes..Happy hour finishes at 8 pm tonight! what can i get you to drink and play on the jukebox? Can we just go in the back for a smooch? "That sounds like a great idea..I'm ready when you are! xx | |||
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"I'll have a bottle of Malbec please !
Good evening Bella
One bottle of Malbec coming right up!
Any requests for the jukebox?
Thanks Ash!
Ooooooh could we have a bit of A-Ha please. Feeling in an 80s mood this eve"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djV11Xbc914 A Ha - Take on me 80's music always seems most popular at the bar. | |||
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"Hot salt water pls for my healing gum" Good evening Pull.. One pint of hot salty water for your gum coming right up.. Have you been to the dentists? | |||
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"Good Evening everyone..Its Saturday night so the Fab Lounge Bar is Open again!..why not stop in for a drink or two and have a chat and mingle and also taking any requests for the jukebox so hope you have brought your dancing shoes..Happy hour finishes at 8 pm tonight! what can i get you to drink and play on the jukebox? Hey Ash, I'll have An Old Fashioned please, stirred anti-clockwise. Don't suppose you've got any Frank Sinatra? I'm thinking That's life maybe? Cheers! Good evening changingman Can you give me your drinks order again as didn't hear you! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIiUqfxFttM Frank Sinatra - That's Life " It is getting a bit noisy in here i suppose, thats life tho
You could always borrow my nans collapsible victorian ear trumpet if you like? I'll have an Old Fashioned please, many thanks | |||
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"I'll have a bottle of Malbec please !
Good evening Bella
One bottle of Malbec coming right up!
Any requests for the jukebox?
Thanks Ash!
Ooooooh could we have a bit of A-Ha please. Feeling in an 80s mood this eve
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A Ha - Take on me
80's music always seems most popular at the bar. "Perfect, thank you! | |||
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"G and T please, lots of ice and plenty of tonic. " Good evening Minnie... One Gin and Tonic with lots of ice coming right up Can i play a tune for you on the jukebox? | |||
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"Nice Rioja please Music, anything inspired by Nike Rodgers " Good evening NotTommy One glass of Spanish Rioja coming right up.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1MMzMGX8xY Chic - Everybody Dance They are still my favourite disco band! | |||
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"Evening, Ash! How's your Saturday going?
I came to see those hunks you mentioned earlier in my I spy game
May I ask for some yummy mulled wine with rum, spices, lemon and orange? Merci beaucoup
Good evening Jessica..
I'm having a great Saturday thanks.
There a few hunks in the bar already!
One mulled wine with Rum spices and lemon and orange coming right up!
what can i play for you on the jukebox?
I really love the Shallow song from A star is born movie.. anyone wanna have a duet with me?
Cheers Ash! "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bo_efYhYU2A Lady Gaga - Shallow Anyone fancy singing this one with Jessica? | |||
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"Cider and black please plus that snog xx" Good evening Kat... sorry for the delay! One Cider and black coming right up and that snog i promised xx what can i play for you on jukebox? | |||
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"Cider and black please plus that snog xx Good evening Kat... sorry for the delay! One Cider and black coming right up and that snog i promised xx what can i play for you on jukebox?" Thank you very much and can I have I think we're alone now xx | |||
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"Good Evening everyone..Its Saturday night so the Fab Lounge Bar is Open again!..why not stop in for a drink or two and have a chat and mingle and also taking any requests for the jukebox so hope you have brought your dancing shoes..Happy hour finishes at 8 pm tonight! what can i get you to drink and play on the jukebox? Hey Ash, I'll have An Old Fashioned please, stirred anti-clockwise. Don't suppose you've got any Frank Sinatra? I'm thinking That's life maybe? Cheers! Good evening changingman Can you give me your drinks order again as didn't hear you! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIiUqfxFttM Frank Sinatra - That's Life It is getting a bit noisy in here i suppose, thats life tho
You could always borrow my nans collapsible victorian ear trumpet if you like? I'll have an Old Fashion
ed please, many thanks "One old fashioned cocktail coming right up! I might need to borrow your nans trumpet later on! | |||
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"Ash mate is it ok for a double vodka lemonade? I will bring snacks for everyone x" Evening Husky.. Sorry for the delay in getting to you. One double vodka lemonade coming right up If you could bring some snacks and pass them around at the bar that would be great thank you. | |||
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"Sneaks in,orders a vodka martini and finds a quiet little corner "Good evening Spicy meatball... One vodka martini coming right up... | |||
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"Sneaks in,orders a vodka martini and finds a quiet little corner
Good evening Spicy meatball...
One vodka martini coming right up... "thankyou sir | |||
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"Sips a malt at the end of the bar." Good evening Dean.. I'll bring you another whisky shortly | |||
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"Can i have a porn star martini and a bit of Dean Martin singing Volare please Good evening MsFox... First in bar tonight so drink is on the house! One porn star martini coming right up.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ah637P0_cts Dean Martin - Volare" A much better version https://youtu.be/5JEQIQmQa-c The full show is epic, Frank Sinatra Spectacular if anyone's interested | |||
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Please may I have a gin? Straight up Gordon’s with plenty of ice? | |||
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"Evening Ash hope you enjoyed the game today? I can't have any alcohol tonight as will be driving again this evening. I will leave the choice of drink and music up to you my mind is too fried to make any decisions. X" Good evening Opal.. My team West Ham lost 4-0 to Man City so wasn't very happy before but seeing you in the bar has already cheered me up! I'll bring you a fancy orange juice with a straw and umbrella in it! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGI8YNa5f-M Average white band - Lets go round again | |||
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"I never know what to choose so surprise me. Maybe something with ginger in it "Good evening Autumn... One Gin and ginger cocktail coming right up.. I hope you enjoyed it! | |||
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"Cider and black please plus that snog xx Good evening Kat... sorry for the delay! One Cider and black coming right up and that snog i promised xx what can i play for you on jukebox? Thank you very much and can I have I think we're alone now xx" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6Q3mHyzn78 Tiffany - Think were alone now xx | |||
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"Evening Ash Please may I have a gin? Straight up Gordon’s with plenty of ice? "Good evening Babs.. How was your Saturday? One Gordons Gin straight with plenty of ice coming right up.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6Q3mHyzn78 Rick Astley - Never gonna give you up will join you on the dance floor for this one! | |||
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"Evening Ash Please may I have a gin? Straight up Gordon’s with plenty of ice?
Good evening Babs..
How was your Saturday?
One Gordons Gin straight with plenty of ice coming right up..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6Q3mHyzn78
Rick Astley - Never gonna give you up
will join you on the dance floor for this one!"My day has been fantastic thank you how was yours?
Cheers! Come on, let’s hit the dance floor and swing our pants | |||
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"Cider and black please plus that snog xx Good evening Kat... sorry for the delay! One Cider and black coming right up and that snog i promised xx what can i play for you on jukebox? Thank you very much and can I have I think we're alone now xx https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6Q3mHyzn78 Tiffany - Think were alone now xx" Thanks are you going to join me xx | |||
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"Evening Ash hope you enjoyed the game today? I can't have any alcohol tonight as will be driving again this evening. I will leave the choice of drink and music up to you my mind is too fried to make any decisions. X Good evening Opal.. My team West Ham lost 4-0 to Man City so wasn't very happy before but seeing you in the bar has already cheered me up! I'll bring you a fancy orange juice with a straw and umbrella in it! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGI8YNa5f-M Average white band - Lets go round again " Oh that's not good news that your team lost, that drink and song will be lovely thank you. I shall try not to tease you with my straw sucking skills | |||
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"Evening Ash Please may I have a gin? Straight up Gordon’s with plenty of ice?
Good evening Babs..
How was your Saturday?
One Gordons Gin straight with plenty of ice coming right up..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6Q3mHyzn78
Rick Astley - Never gonna give you up
will join you on the dance floor for this one!
My day has been fantastic thank you how was yours?
Cheers! Come on, let’s hit the dance floor and swing our pants "I've had a nice relaxing day at home thank you. Its lucky i bought my swinging pants with me tonight! | |||
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"Can I please have another vodka martini please my good man "One more Vodka martini coming right up.. Can i play a song for you on the jukebox? | |||
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"Cider and black please plus that snog xx Good evening Kat... sorry for the delay! One Cider and black coming right up and that snog i promised xx what can i play for you on jukebox? Thank you very much and can I have I think we're alone now xx https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6Q3mHyzn78 Tiffany - Think were alone now xx Thanks are you going to join me xx" I'm playing Tiffany again so i can join you on the dance floor xx | |||
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"Evening Ash hope you enjoyed the game today? I can't have any alcohol tonight as will be driving again this evening. I will leave the choice of drink and music up to you my mind is too fried to make any decisions. X Good evening Opal.. My team West Ham lost 4-0 to Man City so wasn't very happy before but seeing you in the bar has already cheered me up! I'll bring you a fancy orange juice with a straw and umbrella in it! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGI8YNa5f-M Average white band - Lets go round again Oh that's not good news that your team lost, that drink and song will be lovely thank you. I shall try not to tease you with my straw sucking skills "Thanks Opal...you can tease me with your straw sucking skills at the bar anytime! | |||
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"Evening Ash, can I have a white wine please, and wham club Tropicana on the jukebox x
Good evening Angie
One glass of white wine coming right up...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYX0sjP6Za8
Wham - club Tropicana
will come and join you on the dance floor x
Yay, time for a boogie x "Are you still dancing Angie? x | |||
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"Cider and black please plus that snog xx Good evening Kat... sorry for the delay! One Cider and black coming right up and that snog i promised xx what can i play for you on jukebox? Thank you very much and can I have I think we're alone now xx https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6Q3mHyzn78 Tiffany - Think were alone now xx Thanks are you going to join me xx I'm playing Tiffany again so i can join you on the dance floor xx" Excellent xx | |||
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"Hot whiskey pls..I'm a little unwell this evening
Good evening Noxazza
One glass of hot whisky coming right up..
sorry to read you're not feeling well this evening and hope you get better soon.
Awe thank you Ash, what a sweetie..yes it's the dreaded cold unfortunately,men call it flue thank you it will definitely help xx "you're very welcome..I just got over the man flu myself so know how you feel!..let me know if you fancy another hot whisky later on. xx | |||
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"Van I have a large glass of prosecco please Ash "Good evening Kinkey Cat.. One very large glass of Prosecco coming right up...x Can i play you a tune on the jukebox? | |||
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"Cider and black please plus that snog xx Good evening Kat... sorry for the delay! One Cider and black coming right up and that snog i promised xx what can i play for you on jukebox? Thank you very much and can I have I think we're alone now xx https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6Q3mHyzn78 Tiffany - Think were alone now xx Thanks are you going to join me xx I'm playing Tiffany again so i can join you on the dance floor xx" Play it again please so I can join in with the dancing | |||
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"Pint of JD and no ice. Stick on some Madness" Good evening Sexmad... One pint of JD and cola coming right up! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dc3AovUZgvo Madness - Baggy Trousers! | |||
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"Cider and black please plus that snog xx Good evening Kat... sorry for the delay! One Cider and black coming right up and that snog i promised xx what can i play for you on jukebox? Thank you very much and can I have I think we're alone now xx https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6Q3mHyzn78 Tiffany - Think were alone now xx Thanks are you going to join me xx I'm playing Tiffany again so i can join you on the dance floor xx Play it again please so I can join in with the dancing "Tiffany is very popular this evening! I'll join you ladies on dance floor again! | |||
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"Wine in hand "Good evening Unicorn.. what wine are you drinking tonight? | |||
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"Few cheeky cans of Heineken ??" Good evening Dragon... Have got 4 cans of Heineken here for you... can i play a tune for you on the jukebox? | |||
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"Hot salt water pls for my healing gum Good evening Pull.. One pint of hot salty water for your gum coming right up.. Have you been to the dentists?" thanks yes other day but its ok she was fit and irish so i was very brave she said do herself | |||
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"May I have a pretend pint of Guinness with a Jameson chaser" Good evening greynsweet.. One pretend pint of Guinness with a Jameson chaser coming right up! Do you have a request for the jukebox? | |||
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"A very large hot chocolate with marshmallows and an abundance of cream for me please. A massive cuddle will be gratefully received too "Arms open ready Mrs Mac.... | |||
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"A very large hot chocolate with marshmallows and an abundance of cream for me please. A massive cuddle will be gratefully received too
Arms open ready Mrs Mac...."Ooh you look familiar! I do hope it’s a threeway cuddle | |||
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"Shitter of a week so ,good sir, drinks on me. " Good evening... what would you like to drink? I'll have a brandy and cola thank you | |||
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Arms open ready Mrs Mac....
Ooh you look familiar! I do hope it’s a threeway cuddle "You've spotted me already!! Yes, her highness will be joining | |||
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I'll bring over some more hot salty water! "im good now u choose for me im not a big drinker but when in rome | |||
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"A very large hot chocolate with marshmallows and an abundance of cream for me please. A massive cuddle will be gratefully received too "Good evening Mrs Mac! One large hot chocolate with marshmallows and loads of cream coming right up.. Always happy to give a massive cuddle | |||
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"Coca Cola for me please, no Ice. I'm driving later "Good evening selfish... One cola with no ice coming right up.. | |||
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"May I have a pretend pint of Guinness with a Jameson chaser Good evening greynsweet.. One pretend pint of Guinness with a Jameson chaser coming right up! Do you have a request for the jukebox? " As it's a pretend drink,and I don't have to pay for it,how about,brass in pocket,by the Pretenders | |||
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"What gin you got, plus what tonic? Feel there is a mosquito about and I need to prepare my body in a big way." Good evening _icentious.. would you like a Spanish Gin mare with tonic? I have some mosquito spray out the back if you need to borrow it! | |||
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"Large vodka and please and can you put pink get the party started on please "Good evening howhard One large vodka and cola coming right up.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRINgISPUWQ Pink - Get the party started | |||
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I'll bring over some more hot salty water! im good now u choose for me im not a big drinker but when in rome"I'm just having a drop of brandy if you'd like a small one... | |||
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"A very large hot chocolate with marshmallows and an abundance of cream for me please. A massive cuddle will be gratefully received too
Good evening Mrs Mac!
One large hot chocolate with marshmallows and loads of cream coming right up..
Always happy to give a massive cuddle "Yum. Thanks. | |||
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"May I have a pretend pint of Guinness with a Jameson chaser Good evening greynsweet.. One pretend pint of Guinness with a Jameson chaser coming right up! Do you have a request for the jukebox? As it's a pretend drink,and I don't have to pay for it,how about,brass in pocket,by the Pretenders "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7Hy7uAb_eU Pretenders - Brass in pocket. Good song!..came out in 1979  | |||
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"I never know what to choose so surprise me. Maybe something with ginger in it
Good evening Autumn...
One Gin and ginger cocktail coming right up..
I hope you enjoyed it!"Ooh very lovely. I'll have another please | |||
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"I never know what to choose so surprise me. Maybe something with ginger in it
Good evening Autumn...
One Gin and ginger cocktail coming right up..
I hope you enjoyed it!
Ooh very lovely. I'll have another please "One more coming right up and a song for you on the jukebox.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wfpXI5PKlw Spice Girls - Spice up your life! | |||
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I'll bring over some more hot salty water! im good now u choose for me im not a big drinker but when in rome
I'm just having a drop of brandy if you'd like a small one..."hit me barkeep | |||
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"Cherry vodka lots of ice please! (I’m becoming an alcoholic these days!!) "Good evening Softandgentle One cherry vodka with lots of ice coming right up x I have a seat with your name on it at the bar now! | |||
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"Another drink please bar man xx" Another cider and black coming right up Kat xx I'm just having my dinner my lovely but will be back for a smooch afterwards x | |||
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"Another drink please bar man xx Another cider and black coming right up Kat xx I'm just having my dinner my lovely but will be back for a smooch afterwards x" Finnish your dinner first xx | |||
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"Cherry vodka lots of ice please! (I’m becoming an alcoholic these days!!)
Good evening Softandgentle
One cherry vodka with lots of ice coming right up x
I have a seat with your name on it at the bar now! "Excellent!! Hope it’s not to Hugh a bar stool... I’m only ickle! Might need to give me a hoy up on it! | |||
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"Van I have a large glass of prosecco please Ash
Good evening Kinkey Cat..
One very large glass of Prosecco coming right up...x
Can i play you a tune on the jukebox?"Thank you Ash, please leave the bottle and the song Thursday please | |||
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"Van I have a large glass of prosecco please Ash
Good evening Kinkey Cat..
One very large glass of Prosecco coming right up...x
Can i play you a tune on the jukebox?
Thank you Ash, please leave the bottle and the song Thursday please "I'm back! Leaving you that bottle of Prosecco! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0v30jKH958 Jess Glynee - Thursday | |||
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"Cherry vodka lots of ice please! (I’m becoming an alcoholic these days!!)
Good evening Softandgentle
One cherry vodka with lots of ice coming right up x
I have a seat with your name on it at the bar now!
Excellent!! Hope it’s not to Hugh a bar stool... I’m only ickle! Might need to give me a hoy up on it! "Its not too high..I can always give you a leg over I mean leg up! | |||
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"You back yet barkeep? I could do with a refill "I'm back Polar! Another pint of IPA coming right up.. | |||
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"Did you enjoy dinner ash and can I have that drink now xx" I had a lovely dinner and thanks for waiting for your drink...Just getting you another cider now xx | |||
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"Did you enjoy dinner ash and can I have that drink now xx I had a lovely dinner and thanks for waiting for your drink...Just getting you another cider now xx" That's good and thank you kindly xx | |||
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"You back yet barkeep? I could do with a refill
I'm back Polar!
Another pint of IPA coming right up.."Cheers boss | |||
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"Van I have a large glass of prosecco please Ash
Good evening Kinkey Cat..
One very large glass of Prosecco coming right up...x
Can i play you a tune on the jukebox?
Thank you Ash, please leave the bottle and the song Thursday please
I'm back!
Leaving you that bottle of Prosecco!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0v30jKH958
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"Did you enjoy dinner ash and can I have that drink now xx I had a lovely dinner and thanks for waiting for your drink...Just getting you another cider now xx That's good and thank you kindly xx" Are you ready for that smooch? x will look for a slow number on the jukebox... | |||
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"Ash!! Has thou Tequila?! Q "Good evening Quean! I have loads of Tequila! How many shots shall i line up?! | |||
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"Did you enjoy dinner ash and can I have that drink now xx I had a lovely dinner and thanks for waiting for your drink...Just getting you another cider now xx That's good and thank you kindly xx Are you ready for that smooch? x will look for a slow number on the jukebox..." Ohhhhh yes please can we have lady in red please xx | |||
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"Ash!! Has thou Tequila?! Q
Good evening Quean!
I have loads of Tequila!
How many shots shall i line up?!"Make it rain Ash, make it rain | |||
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"Back home now Ash and need something or someone to warm me up any suggestions? x"welcome back Opal!..I could come over when the bar closes to warm you up.. | |||
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"Did you enjoy dinner ash and can I have that drink now xx I had a lovely dinner and thanks for waiting for your drink...Just getting you another cider now xx That's good and thank you kindly xx Are you ready for that smooch? x will look for a slow number on the jukebox... Ohhhhh yes please can we have lady in red please xx" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vt2YIpZWBqA Chris DeBurgh - Lady in Red Fab slow number...lets smooch! | |||
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"Ash!! Has thou Tequila?! Q
Good evening Quean!
I have loads of Tequila!
How many shots shall i line up?!
Make it rain Ash, make it rain "Its raining Tequila! Jessica was in before checking the men out and then sang some Lady Gaga! | |||
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"Ash!! Has thou Tequila?! Q
Good evening Quean!
I have loads of Tequila!
How many shots shall i line up?!
Make it rain Ash, make it rain
Its raining Tequila!
Jessica was in before checking the men out and then sang some Lady Gaga!"And she came back for more! | |||
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"Back home now Ash and need something or someone to warm me up any suggestions? x
welcome back Opal!..I could come over when the bar closes to warm you up.."I will be in bed by then. | |||
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"Ash!! Has thou Tequila?! Q
Good evening Quean!
I have loads of Tequila!
How many shots shall i line up?!
Make it rain Ash, make it rain
Its raining Tequila!
Jessica was in before checking the men out and then sang some Lady Gaga!
And she came back for more! "Boom!!!!!! | |||
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"Evening, Quean and Ash! feels good to be back with the fab gang haha"Tequila Jessica? | |||
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"Evening, Quean and Ash! feels good to be back with the fab gang haha
Tequila Jessica? "Oh go on then, dear | |||
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"Back home now Ash and need something or someone to warm me up any suggestions? x
welcome back Opal!..I could come over when the bar closes to warm you up.. I will be in bed by then."Now that Quean is here i can finish early and head over to yours now! | |||
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"Evening, Quean and Ash! feels good to be back with the fab gang haha
Tequila Jessica?
Oh go on then, dear "Not these two again! I'm off, I will leave me nans ear trumpet for you Ash | |||
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"Evening, Quean and Ash! feels good to be back with the fab gang haha
Tequila Jessica?
Oh go on then, dear
Not these two again! I'm off, I will leave me nans ear trumpet for you Ash "Thanks for popping in! | |||
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"A JD on the rocks and stick on... Asco - Lost again great chooon "Good evening MrBakers.. One JD on the rocks coming right... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffBwpUWVEAw Asco - Lost Again | |||
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"Evening, Quean and Ash! feels good to be back with the fab gang haha
Tequila Jessica?
Oh go on then, dear
Not these two again! I'm off, I will leave me nans ear trumpet for you Ash "Thanks TCM..will return your nans ear trumpet on Monday morning! | |||
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"Evening, Quean and Ash! feels good to be back with the fab gang haha
Tequila Jessica?
Oh go on then, dear
Not these two again! I'm off, I will leave me nans ear trumpet for you Ash
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"Back home now Ash and need something or someone to warm me up any suggestions? x
welcome back Opal!..I could come over when the bar closes to warm you up.. I will be in bed by then.
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welcome back Opal!..I could come over when the bar closes to warm you up.. I will be in bed by then.
Now that Quean is here i can finish early and head over to yours now!
WTF?! "I’ll help. I’m good at flirting and working the jukebox. I’ll be barista too. | |||
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"Back home now Ash and need something or someone to warm me up any suggestions? x
welcome back Opal!..I could come over when the bar closes to warm you up.. I will be in bed by then.
Now that Quean is here i can finish early and head over to yours now!
WTF?!
I’ll help. I’m good at flirting and working the jukebox. I’ll be barista too. "Only if You flirt with me the mostest x | |||
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welcome back Opal!..I could come over when the bar closes to warm you up.. I will be in bed by then.
Now that Quean is here i can finish early and head over to yours now!
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"Back home now Ash and need something or someone to warm me up any suggestions? x
welcome back Opal!..I could come over when the bar closes to warm you up.. I will be in bed by then.
Now that Quean is here i can finish early and head over to yours now!
WTF?!
I’ll help. I’m good at flirting and working the jukebox. I’ll be barista too.
Only if You flirt with me the mostest x"Yaaassss Quean x | |||
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"Bit late in..can I have a large Pinot please and feel like a dance, so maybe a bit of Wham "Hello lovely Samiss I missed you in the bar tonight. One large Pinot coming right up... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yf_Lwe6p-Cg Wham - Everything she wants Can i have the last dance with you x | |||
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Hello lovely Samiss
I missed you in the bar tonight.
One large Pinot coming right up...
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Wham - Everything she wants
Can i have the last dance with you x
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"Bit late in..can I have a large Pinot please and feel like a dance, so maybe a bit of Wham
Hello lovely Samiss
I missed you in the bar tonight.
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Wham - Everything she wants
Can i have the last dance with you x
Thank you..'Save the last dance for me' "We always end up having a smooch at the end of the night Samiss! x Thanks everybody for stopping by at the bar this evening and it was great fun....See you all again next Saturday! | |||
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"Bit late in..can I have a large Pinot please and feel like a dance, so maybe a bit of Wham
Hello lovely Samiss
I missed you in the bar tonight.
One large Pinot coming right up...
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Wham - Everything she wants
Can i have the last dance with you x
Thank you..'Save the last dance for me'
We always end up having a smooch at the end of the night Samiss! x
Thanks everybody for stopping by at the bar this evening and it was great fun....See you all again next Saturday!" | |||
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Tequila Jessica?
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Not these two again! I'm off, I will leave me nans ear trumpet for you Ash
Thanks for popping in!
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