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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

But I’ve just eaten in Wetherspoons and really enjoyed it.

I must be a chav

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I had a McDonalds in the week; I’ll see you on the Jeremy Kyle show sir

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I had a McDonalds in the week; I’ll see you on the Jeremy Kyle show sir

need to work on my teeth for the big time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had breakfast in Tesco this morning.

Not very good

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I’m on my 5th Stella now, and I’ve had peanuts.

Ordering a fake Burberry cap off eBay now.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I’m on my 5th Stella now, and I’ve had peanuts.

Ordering a fake Burberry cap off eBay now.

. That made me laugh more than it should have

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m on my 5th Stella now, and I’ve had peanuts.

Ordering a fake Burberry cap off eBay now.

. That made me laugh more than it should have"

Because you know it’s true?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I’m on my 5th Stella now, and I’ve had peanuts.

Ordering a fake Burberry cap off eBay now.

. That made me laugh more than it should have

Because you know it’s true?

I can't talk, I shop in Aldi...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m on my 5th Stella now, and I’ve had peanuts.

Ordering a fake Burberry cap off eBay now.

. That made me laugh more than it should have

Because you know it’s true?

I can't talk, I shop in Aldi..."

Ooooooooh I like Aldi.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I’m on my 5th Stella now, and I’ve had peanuts.

Ordering a fake Burberry cap off eBay now.

. That made me laugh more than it should have

Because you know it’s true?

I can't talk, I shop in Aldi...

Ooooooooh I like Aldi.

Me too. I don't even take Waitrose carrier bags...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m on my 5th Stella now, and I’ve had peanuts.

Ordering a fake Burberry cap off eBay now.

. That made me laugh more than it should have"

and me- we're clearly easily entertained

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By *s_bettyboopWoman
over a year ago

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"I’m on my 5th Stella now, and I’ve had peanuts.

Ordering a fake Burberry cap off eBay now.

. That made me laugh more than it should have

Because you know it’s true?

I can't talk, I shop in Aldi..."

Nothing wrong with Aldi, I love it. The Xmas food magazine looks lush, I want it all!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I’m on my 5th Stella now, and I’ve had peanuts.

Ordering a fake Burberry cap off eBay now.

. That made me laugh more than it should have

and me- we're clearly easily entertained

I am. If someone has a similar sense of humour and brings an Aldi cake I'm happy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m on my 5th Stella now, and I’ve had peanuts.

Ordering a fake Burberry cap off eBay now.

. That made me laugh more than it should have

and me- we're clearly easily entertained

I am. If someone has a similar sense of humour and brings an Aldi cake I'm happy

In a Waitrose bag

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I’m on my 5th Stella now, and I’ve had peanuts.

Ordering a fake Burberry cap off eBay now.

. That made me laugh more than it should have

and me- we're clearly easily entertained

I am. If someone has a similar sense of humour and brings an Aldi cake I'm happy

In a Waitrose bag

Oh Lord I'm not that fussy, Marks and Spencer's will do

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m on my 5th Stella now, and I’ve had peanuts.

Ordering a fake Burberry cap off eBay now.

. That made me laugh more than it should have

and me- we're clearly easily entertained

I am. If someone has a similar sense of humour and brings an Aldi cake I'm happy

In a Waitrose bag

Fortnam and mason bags

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"But I’ve just eaten in Wetherspoons and really enjoyed it.

I must be a chav "

I thought the same about going to a harvester the other week

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"But I’ve just eaten in Wetherspoons and really enjoyed it.

I must be a chav

I thought the same about going to a harvester the other week"

Too posh, too much salad

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"But I’ve just eaten in Wetherspoons and really enjoyed it.

I must be a chav

I thought the same about going to a harvester the other week

Too posh, too much salad

Out of a trough lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But I’ve just eaten in Wetherspoons and really enjoyed it.

I must be a chav "

Are wearing a shell suit too ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But I’ve just eaten in Wetherspoons and really enjoyed it.

I must be a chav

Are wearing a shell suit too ? "

gosh no didn't you know it's all about an under armour tracksuit in khaki? Or even the posh chavs wear stone island tracksuits nowadays

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But I’ve just eaten in Wetherspoons and really enjoyed it.

I must be a chav

Are wearing a shell suit too ?

gosh no didn't you know it's all about an under armour tracksuit in khaki? Or even the posh chavs wear stone island tracksuits nowadays

Golly I’m so out of touch with youngster’s fashion nowadays

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"But I’ve just eaten in Wetherspoons and really enjoyed it.

I must be a chav

Are wearing a shell suit too ?

gosh no didn't you know it's all about an under armour tracksuit in khaki? Or even the posh chavs wear stone island tracksuits nowadays

Golly I’m so out of touch with youngster’s fashion nowadays "

You need have skinny trackie bottoms and be showing at least 4” of pants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But I’ve just eaten in Wetherspoons and really enjoyed it.

I must be a chav

Are wearing a shell suit too ?

gosh no didn't you know it's all about an under armour tracksuit in khaki? Or even the posh chavs wear stone island tracksuits nowadays

Golly I’m so out of touch with youngster’s fashion nowadays

You need have skinny trackie bottoms and be showing at least 4” of pants

That's the one!

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

"But I’ve just eaten in Wetherspoons and really enjoyed it.

I must be a chav

Are wearing a shell suit too ?

gosh no didn't you know it's all about an under armour tracksuit in khaki? Or even the posh chavs wear stone island tracksuits nowadays

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Dodged a bullet there then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But I’ve just eaten in Wetherspoons and really enjoyed it.

I must be a chav

Are wearing a shell suit too ?

gosh no didn't you know it's all about an under armour tracksuit in khaki? Or even the posh chavs wear stone island tracksuits nowadays

Dodged a bullet there then

Its alright you know I'm stuffing my face with takeaway that I can't even taste right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m on my 5th Stella now, and I’ve had peanuts.

Ordering a fake Burberry cap off eBay now.

. That made me laugh more than it should have

Because you know it’s true?

I can't talk, I shop in Aldi...

Nothing wrong with Aldi, I love it. The Xmas food magazine looks lush, I want it all! "
ALDI is everyday amazing

taking over

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

"But I’ve just eaten in Wetherspoons and really enjoyed it.

I must be a chav

Are wearing a shell suit too ?

gosh no didn't you know it's all about an under armour tracksuit in khaki? Or even the posh chavs wear stone island tracksuits nowadays

Dodged a bullet there then

Its alright you know I'm stuffing my face with takeaway that I can't even taste right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I eat Doritos like a chav

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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago

In my happy place

"But I’ve just eaten in Wetherspoons and really enjoyed it.

I must be a chav

Are wearing a shell suit too ?

gosh no didn't you know it's all about an under armour tracksuit in khaki? Or even the posh chavs wear stone island tracksuits nowadays

Golly I’m so out of touch with youngster’s fashion nowadays

You need have skinny trackie bottoms and be showing at least 4” of pants

Is it not EA7 head to toe now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But I’ve just eaten in Wetherspoons and really enjoyed it.

I must be a chav "

An old-school chav. Young chavs don't even know Wetherspoons exist !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m on my 5th Stella now, and I’ve had peanuts.

Ordering a fake Burberry cap off eBay now.

. That made me laugh more than it should have

and me- we're clearly easily entertained

I am. If someone has a similar sense of humour and brings an Aldi cake I'm happy

In a Waitrose bag

Fortnam and mason bags

Do you mean H & M

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How to look posh in Lidl

Take an Aldi bag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But I’ve just eaten in Wetherspoons and really enjoyed it.

I must be a chav

An old-school chav. Young chavs don't even know Wetherspoons exist !

Of course they do, they have to meet their fence somewhere.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"But I’ve just eaten in Wetherspoons and really enjoyed it.

I must be a chav

Are wearing a shell suit too ?

gosh no didn't you know it's all about an under armour tracksuit in khaki? Or even the posh chavs wear stone island tracksuits nowadays

Golly I’m so out of touch with youngster’s fashion nowadays

You need have skinny trackie bottoms and be showing at least 4” of pants

Is it not EA7 head to toe now? "

my BF brought me a black and grey one cos he was fed up of me sprawling on his sofa in fight shorts or compression wear.

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

Wifey ordered a pint of Snowball, she got a peculiar look from the Landlord.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But I’ve just eaten in Wetherspoons and really enjoyed it.

I must be a chav

An old-school chav. Young chavs don't even know Wetherspoons exist !

Of course they do, they have to meet their fence somewhere.

My local Wetherspoons minimum age is in the 40's... Maybe 35's if am generous

. There is a Mcdonalds and KFC on the same street so the chavs are there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But I’ve just eaten in Wetherspoons and really enjoyed it.

I must be a chav "
YES you must be .

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"[ hitting the spoons 24/11/18 19:02:09]"

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