FabSwingers.com forum: The Zombies are coming

By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

And you've only got what's within arms reach to defend yourself,so what's your weapon of choice.

Boiled eggs and toast soldiers are my last line of defence

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

A pikachu onesie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

how many we talking? Im in bed so id throw my duvet over the zombies

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"A pikachu onesie

Are you hoping they've retained a sense of humour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also are these night of the living dead zombies or 28 days later zombies?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd hit them over the head with my heavy lamp then wrap them in my duvet and bash them repeatedly with my tablet

I wish the zombie apocalypse would hurry up - I'm really bored!

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"Also are these night of the living dead zombies or 28 days later zombies?

Difficult to tell, they might just be the local youths

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If the Walking Dead has taught me anything, its have a hatchet and crossbow at the ready and don't have cc-cccCarl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got my lock knife multi tool by my bed so im good! I'd love to be in a Zombie apocalypse! How cool would that be....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"how many we talking? Im in bed so id throw my duvet over the zombies

Ditto

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By *estless nativeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

Phone charger, a red biro (insert shaun of the dead jokes here) and a jar of sour cream and chive dip

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Damn - I’ve only got two loo rolls and some Domestos

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By *tripper9Man
over a year ago

Blackburn

Would dettol spray sort ‘em (99.9% of germs)?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are they Walkers? If so I might be able to stab one in the brain with my car keys- that's about it! Unless I can batter them with a remote!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A kakariki, sofa, table, slippers,boxes, candles, boots and a heavy handbag, so I'm well sorted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My handbag so I'll be fine. I've got a lethal swing on me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A frying pan and a spatula....good luck zombie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get the men zombies to join Fab, that'll keep them occupied fighting among themselves looking for a meet and open a free cake shop for the female ones...job sorted.

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By *etLikeMan
over a year ago

most fundamental aspects

I have a 7.5kg cat who is a big softy with any humans willing to give him tummy tickles, but a vicious killer with other creatures. I could swear that if he had the opportunity he’d take down gazelles. I’m sorted!

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

Jam donut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A sky remote

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By *ily Con CarneTV/TS
over a year ago

Cornwall

"I got my lock knife multi tool by my bed so im good! I'd love to be in a Zombie apocalypse! How cool would that be....

As a Zombie ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Red wine and a hairbrush

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By *yrdsisWoman
over a year ago

Gleam Street

Rottweiler and tyre iron...I reckon I could last long enough to get to the toolbox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bra one side and a tin foil cake case the other.

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By *he rover returnedWoman
over a year ago

xxx

A sausage and a scissors

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blue Tack I'm fucked

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By *estless nativeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

The zombies are coming, but not as you know them.

Anna and the apocalypse in cinemas from Friday, a Scottish christmas zombie musical.

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By *ily Con CarneTV/TS
over a year ago

Cornwall

My intellect would be more than a match for any fabswinger... erm... I mean zombie ...

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"A bra one side and a tin foil cake case the other. "

Home made double shot catapult ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cushions maybe they can bite them

Instead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Also are these night of the living dead zombies or 28 days later zombies?

28 Days Later were infected with the rage virus, they weren't undead.

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

A rather sturdy lamp.

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By *rs Myvanwy Scarlet-BlackTV/TS
over a year ago

Darlaston

My 14inch dildo pictured on my profile they are all fucked x

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Tell them the local club is fifteen miles away.

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

2 Patterdales, pillows, duvet, a pile of books including a couple of sturdy hardbacks and a pot of pens.

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By *omvampmMan
over a year ago

gillingham

"I'd hit them over the head with my heavy lamp then wrap them in my duvet and bash them repeatedly with my tablet

I wish the zombie apocalypse would hurry up - I'm really bored!"

Come to Medway I think it came ages ago people just havnt noticed

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"Also are these night of the living dead zombies or 28 days later zombies?

Much worse than that, wanking towel zombies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Phone charger, a red biro (insert shaun of the dead jokes here) and a jar of sour cream and chive dip"

You've got red on you...

Chair, secateurs and a chihuahua to bite their ankles (or more likely hide behind mine).

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

A glass of wine, I could use that actually, it's got a long stem.

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By *issvvCouple
over a year ago

pontyclun

The missus, she's enough to scare anybody off when she wants to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My food and they can naff off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heating remote controller and feather duster (rainbow coloured). I'm joining the undead masses, aren't I?

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By *agermeisterMan
over a year ago

Leeds

A gin goblet and two acupuncture needles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

got 5 swords in the bedroom, 2 in the lounge, 1 in the kitchen, though obviously lots of stabby things there and a potato masher.

To be really safe I would need to fight my way to the workshop where there are dozens of extreemly sharp things alongside some interesting hitty things.

I can handle Zombies, I had teenagers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An unopened packet of Oreos are close to hand. Oh, and my work trousers with a stanley and lock knife on the belt. But if I were camping in my van I would have a plethora of potentially zombie ending paraphernalia at my disposal. I reckon I'd just drive away though to be fair

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

The steel bar from a dumbbell set, come at me undead fuckers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An unopened packet of Oreos are close to hand. Oh, and my work trousers with a stanley and lock knife on the belt. But if I were camping in my van I would have a plethora of potentially zombie ending paraphernalia at my disposal. I reckon I'd just drive away though to be fair"

Makes sense, I never quite understand why in Zombie programs they drive about in old bangers that are designed to break down as soon as there is a crowd of zombies.

Why not use good new vehicles, and put bars on the windows?

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By *rs Myvanwy Scarlet-BlackTV/TS
over a year ago

Darlaston

So it looks like we are ready but sorry to inform you all that they are all ready here just this Friday gone I was set on in a club and had to send a SOS out for help on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So it looks like we are ready but sorry to inform you all that they are all ready here just this Friday gone I was set on in a club and had to send a SOS out for help on here "

Oh they have been in Marlow for decades, its hard to tell them apart from the locals.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"And you've only got what's within arms reach to defend yourself,so what's your weapon of choice.

Boiled eggs and toast soldiers are my last line of defence

My cat....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3 computer towers, 5 monitors, 3 keyboards and failing that a water bottle

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By *owhard007Man
over a year ago

leeds

3 fluffy cushions off the sofa and my ps4 remote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A glass of water.

I'll drown the fuckers

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By *rs Myvanwy Scarlet-BlackTV/TS
over a year ago

Darlaston

"So it looks like we are ready but sorry to inform you all that they are all ready here just this Friday gone I was set on in a club and had to send a SOS out for help on here

Oh they have been in Marlow for decades, its hard to tell them apart from the locals.

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that's why i travel to clubs but they seem to be everywhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"3 computer towers, 5 monitors, 3 keyboards and failing that a water bottle"

I think we've got the drowning them covered between us.

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By *rs Myvanwy Scarlet-BlackTV/TS
over a year ago

Darlaston

"3 computer towers, 5 monitors, 3 keyboards and failing that a water bottle

I think we've got the drowning them covered between us."
the only way to get rid is take there head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"3 computer towers, 5 monitors, 3 keyboards and failing that a water bottle

I think we've got the drowning them covered between us.the only way to get rid is take there head"

I only have a glass of water

I'm going to die

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By *owhard007Man
over a year ago

leeds

"3 computer towers, 5 monitors, 3 keyboards and failing that a water bottle

I think we've got the drowning them covered between us.the only way to get rid is take there head"

Well that's my fuck with my fluffy cushions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glass of wine and a set of GHDs!

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By *rs Myvanwy Scarlet-BlackTV/TS
over a year ago

Darlaston

"3 computer towers, 5 monitors, 3 keyboards and failing that a water bottle

I think we've got the drowning them covered between us.the only way to get rid is take there head

I only have a glass of water

I'm going to die

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only if you take your own life be fore the get you so drown your self in that glass of water quickly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My handbag so I'll be fine. I've got a lethal swing on me. "

She's a lethal swinger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"3 computer towers, 5 monitors, 3 keyboards and failing that a water bottle

I think we've got the drowning them covered between us.the only way to get rid is take there head

I only have a glass of water

I'm going to die

only if you take your own life be fore the get you so drown your self in that glass of water quickly"

I'll sacrifice myself so my family can escape.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Glass of wine and a set of GHDs!

Savage attack!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On my wall a 8 foot long Viking spear, My two handed axe one handed axe. My long seaxe is on shelf with my two swords. My Viking shield is beside the wall. My knife gloves in with my whicker backpack.

Steel toes boots. Face mask and then my catapult and 200 steel balls under bed in draw. Then there's my large knifes small knives under bed.

I think I might live

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"3 computer towers, 5 monitors, 3 keyboards and failing that a water bottle

I think we've got the drowning them covered between us.the only way to get rid is take there head

I only have a glass of water

I'm going to die

It’s fine I’ll be your saviour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My handbag so I'll be fine. I've got a lethal swing on me.

She's a lethal swinger."

I can’t believe no one else made that joke

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

A 3 cell Maglite torch and a pen

So I've got a bit of a fighting chance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A 3 cell Maglite torch and a pen

So I've got a bit of a fighting chance"

You’d cause blunt force trauma on any zombies coming your way

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

"A 3 cell Maglite torch and a pen

So I've got a bit of a fighting chance

You’d cause blunt force trauma on any zombies coming your way"

Too right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On my wall a 8 foot long Viking spear, My two handed axe one handed axe. My long seaxe is on shelf with my two swords. My Viking shield is beside the wall. My knife gloves in with my whicker backpack.

Steel toes boots. Face mask and then my catapult and 200 steel balls under bed in draw. Then there's my large knifes small knives under bed.

I think I might live

Good to know there are two of us maintaining a proper armoury.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Steel toes boots. Face mask and then my catapult and 200 steel balls under bed in draw. Then there's my large knifes small knives under bed.

I think I might live

Good to know there are two of us maintaining a proper armoury.

Joy's of Viking fun and games lol

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