FabSwingers.com forum: women and dildos

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We’ve recently had a sex toy throw out, one thing that went was quite a sizeable dildo, we had used a few times years back but when i asked the mrs she said she didn’t like them cause they’re cold, so, just curious if women who use them are happy with the cold start or do they have a method of warming them up first?

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Take your selection of dildos into a go outdoors type shop and ask if you can try out the thermos flasks to see which one will take your biggest,

Fill it with hot water and keep it by the side of the bed #sorted

Don't forget to do the baby bottle thing and test the toy on your inner forearm before insertion to make sure it isn't too hot or you won't be getting laid for months

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pop it in the microwave first. Always works

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pop it in the microwave first. Always works

never thought that would be an option

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why am I now thinking of the film Flubber

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got her first album ‘White Flag’, she went downhill after that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put them in the sorting cupboard beforehand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put them in the sorting cupboard beforehand

*airing

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"I got her first album ‘White Flag’, she went downhill after that."

People used to make decorative rails out of them back in the 90s

(Just to cover off the 'other' joke

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By *nestWoman
over a year ago

Okehampton

Soon warms up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Put them in the sorting cupboard beforehand

*airing "

I'm glad you sorted that out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not a fan of them at all. I sometimes think I'm the only woman who's not! They just feel too unnatural so I get what she means.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex bought what she thought was a big tartan dildo. It turned out to be a flask, but she had fun with it and I got to keep choc ices cool in the summer time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must admit I’m not a fan of them, and especially when they’re cold so know how she feels x

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

She could warm it up on you first OP...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"She could warm it up on you first OP..."

she had done a few times

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By *vcarolTV/TS
over a year ago

kilmarnockish

"I got her first album ‘White Flag’, she went downhill after that."

And i thought my jokes were bad....

Anyway, simples if your out and about and in need.

Chuck it on top of the dash in the car, blowers on hot and full for 5 mins. I use this method for my boobs as well, works a treat in the winter.

Just don’t go round a corner fast or you get tots and toys everywhere.

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By *vcarolTV/TS
over a year ago

kilmarnockish

*tits

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I got her first album ‘White Flag’, she went downhill after that.

And i thought my jokes were bad....

Anyway, simples if your out and about and in need.

Chuck it on top of the dash in the car, blowers on hot and full for 5 mins. I use this method for my boobs as well, works a treat in the winter.

Just don’t go round a corner fast or you get tots and toys everywhere.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Get a baby bottle warmer

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I quite like the contrast of cold and hard meeting soft and warm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have had many dildo's over the years and I've never been fussed about them until recently D bought me a bobbly glass dildo and I have to say I love it, the first time I used it I put it in the fridge for a few hours before and the feeling was unbelievable and very pleasing to say the least but I guess we're all different and have our preferences

Jo.Xx

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By *woPlusMore69Couple
over a year ago

Birstall

"We’ve recently had a sex toy throw out, one thing that went was quite a sizeable dildo, we had used a few times years back but when i asked the mrs she said she didn’t like them cause they’re cold, so, just curious if women who use them are happy with the cold start or do they have a method of warming them up first?"

Soak in a sink of hot water while you get started then it's wet and warm in 10 minutes xx

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

Stick itt on top of the radiator.

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By *p4funCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

My wife picked out a large red one on display in Anne Summers i had to explain it was a fire extinguisher ...much to her disappointment

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