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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

What have you all bought me for Christmas,I hope it's something expensive? I don't want no tight buggers thinking it's the thought that counts either,I'm feeling needy.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Hold-ups that stay up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have arranged for 2 bi guys to be wearing nothing but a bow tie next to your tree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bought you a gift of imagination, it's so great it can be anything you desire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fuck all for asking

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Hold-ups that stay up?

Thankyou Babs,stay away from Primarni then. Thankfully I had a spare.

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Have arranged for 2 bi guys to be wearing nothing but a bow tie next to your tree

I like you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got you the same as last year

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By *DKinkyJenTV/TS
over a year ago

Maidstone

I bought you Schroedingers Box it may or may not have a present inside it, until you observe it you will never know...and even then if it’s not there it still could be when you stop observing it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have arranged for 2 bi guys to be wearing nothing but a bow tie next to your tree

I like you!"

Merry Christmas may all your dreams CUM true

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Morningstar and Sulaco Santa is watching you both,mean boy's.

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I got you the same as last year

Oh my God it's the season for giving,I just don't like some of you people.

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I bought you Schroedingers Box it may or may not have a present inside it, until you observe it you will never know...and even then if it’s not there it still could be when you stop observing it "

That's a rubbish present take it back. I want something girlie that I can touch and admire.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

A telescope.. so you can perv me

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By *ogNMuseCouple
over a year ago

Surrey

"I want something girlie that I can touch and admire."

Some nice fluffy slippers then

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I want something girlie that I can touch and admire.

Some nice fluffy slippers then"

I'd prefer some sexy expensive underwear if I'm honest.

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By *ogNMuseCouple
over a year ago

Surrey

"I want something girlie that I can touch and admire.

Some nice fluffy slippers then

I'd prefer some sexy expensive underwear if I'm honest."

No one wants to be presumptuous so I went for the safe option

Anyway isn't it a given that all women get nice lingerie from santa?

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I want something girlie that I can touch and admire.

Some nice fluffy slippers then

I'd prefer some sexy expensive underwear if I'm honest.

No one wants to be presumptuous so I went for the safe option

Anyway isn't it a given that all women get nice lingerie from santa?"

I must be on Santa's naughty list if that's the case,no nice lingerie appears under my tree. Now I'm even more depressed...

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By *ogNMuseCouple
over a year ago

Surrey

"I want something girlie that I can touch and admire.

Some nice fluffy slippers then

I'd prefer some sexy expensive underwear if I'm honest.

No one wants to be presumptuous so I went for the safe option

Anyway isn't it a given that all women get nice lingerie from santa?

I must be on Santa's naughty list if that's the case,no nice lingerie appears under my tree. Now I'm even more depressed..."

There's a sack emptying joke in there somewhere...

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I want something girlie that I can touch and admire.

Some nice fluffy slippers then

I'd prefer some sexy expensive underwear if I'm honest.

No one wants to be presumptuous so I went for the safe option

Anyway isn't it a given that all women get nice lingerie from santa?

I must be on Santa's naughty list if that's the case,no nice lingerie appears under my tree. Now I'm even more depressed...

There's a sack emptying joke in there somewhere..."

I have no sacks to empty either,boy this is getting worse.

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By *ogNMuseCouple
over a year ago

Surrey

"I want something girlie that I can touch and admire.

Some nice fluffy slippers then

I'd prefer some sexy expensive underwear if I'm honest.

No one wants to be presumptuous so I went for the safe option

Anyway isn't it a given that all women get nice lingerie from santa?

I must be on Santa's naughty list if that's the case,no nice lingerie appears under my tree. Now I'm even more depressed...

There's a sack emptying joke in there somewhere...

I have no sacks to empty either,boy this is getting worse."

Soon be Easter

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"What have you all bought me for Christmas,I hope it's something expensive? I don't want no tight buggers thinking it's the thought that counts either,I'm feeling needy."

I was going to give you me. But you probably don't want it.

Not to worry, I've kept the receipt.

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I want something girlie that I can touch and admire.

Some nice fluffy slippers then

I'd prefer some sexy expensive underwear if I'm honest.

No one wants to be presumptuous so I went for the safe option

Anyway isn't it a given that all women get nice lingerie from santa?

I must be on Santa's naughty list if that's the case,no nice lingerie appears under my tree. Now I'm even more depressed...

There's a sack emptying joke in there somewhere...

I have no sacks to empty either,boy this is getting worse.

Soon be Easter

Thank heavens for that,just feed me chocolate someone,feed me chocolate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Double ended dildo.You can always take it back if it doesn’t fit my love.

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"What have you all bought me for Christmas,I hope it's something expensive? I don't want no tight buggers thinking it's the thought that counts either,I'm feeling needy.

I was going to give you me. But you probably don't want it.

Not to worry, I've kept the receipt.

Do you come complete with a big fat red bow?

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Double ended dildo.You can always take it back if it doesn’t fit my love. "

Ooh ta I'll going to love seeing your end inserted in your booty.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"What have you all bought me for Christmas,I hope it's something expensive? I don't want no tight buggers thinking it's the thought that counts either,I'm feeling needy.

I was going to give you me. But you probably don't want it.

Not to worry, I've kept the receipt.

Do you come complete with a big fat red bow?"

All the best presents do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not doing Christmas this year...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Double ended dildo.You can always take it back if it doesn’t fit my love.

Ooh ta I'll going to love seeing your end inserted in your booty."

Dry please, lube brings me out in a rash.

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"What have you all bought me for Christmas,I hope it's something expensive? I don't want no tight buggers thinking it's the thought that counts either,I'm feeling needy.

I was going to give you me. But you probably don't want it.

Not to worry, I've kept the receipt.

Do you come complete with a big fat red bow?

All the best presents do.

With bauble dangling thing's as well?

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Double ended dildo.You can always take it back if it doesn’t fit my love.

Ooh ta I'll going to love seeing your end inserted in your booty.

Dry please, lube brings me out in a rash. "

It's the only way.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Have arranged for 2 bi guys to be wearing nothing but a bow tie next to your tree

I like you!"

What they didn't tell you was one of them is me, but it's ok they kept the receipt and there's an extended returns policy

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Have arranged for 2 bi guys to be wearing nothing but a bow tie next to your tree

I like you!

What they didn't tell you was one of them is me, but it's ok they kept the receipt and there's an extended returns policy

Do you have a nice friend as well?

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"What have you all bought me for Christmas,I hope it's something expensive? I don't want no tight buggers thinking it's the thought that counts either,I'm feeling needy.

I was going to give you me. But you probably don't want it.

Not to worry, I've kept the receipt.

Do you come complete with a big fat red bow?

All the best presents do.

With bauble dangling thing's as well?"

Of course!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have arranged for 2 bi guys to be wearing nothing but a bow tie next to your tree

Bloody hell I got the OP this too. I'll have to keep them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to get you on First Dates.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got you a spider catcher ..no need to thank me

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Have arranged for 2 bi guys to be wearing nothing but a bow tie next to your tree

I like you!

What they didn't tell you was one of them is me, but it's ok they kept the receipt and there's an extended returns policy

Do you have a nice friend as well?"

Nice is subjective though

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By *untimes11Man
over a year ago

cardiff

The same as last year... remind me who you are again?

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Have arranged for 2 bi guys to be wearing nothing but a bow tie next to your tree

Bloody hell I got the OP this too. I'll have to keep them. "

Erm no I don't mind getting certain duplicate presents,pass them over!

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I want to get you on First Dates.

So long as I wasn't on camera otherwise I'd be a nervous mess and be running to the loo every two minutes.

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I got you a spider catcher ..no need to thank me

Boo that's rubbish,anyway I don't mind spiders in the house I happily leave them to wonder around unless my daughter is there,she doesn't take after me.

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By *agermeisterMan
over a year ago

Leeds

A nail to hang your mirror on.

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"The same as last year... remind me who you are again?

I hope you find lots of bugs in your sack!

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"A nail to hang your mirror on.

These presents are rubbish,it would take more than a nail to stick that thing up.

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By *agermeisterMan
over a year ago

Leeds

"A nail to hang your mirror on.

These presents are rubbish,it would take more than a nail to stick that thing up."

OK. Two nails but that's your birthday present as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A nail to hang your mirror on.

These presents are rubbish,it would take more than a nail to stick that thing up.

OK. Two nails but that's your birthday present as well"

Ok ok I’ll throw in a hammer also,there you go sorted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing as i will be all alone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have arranged for 2 bi guys to be wearing nothing but a bow tie next to your tree

Bloody hell I got the OP this too. I'll have to keep them.

Erm no I don't mind getting certain duplicate presents,pass them over!"

They're coming your way.

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Nothing as i will be all alone

What's that got to do with buying me a present,this is about me not you.

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

A new flash for your camera, silhouette is nice but missing the details

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Right I don't want no nails,no hammer,I want proper expensive presents.

Steelheels I'll let you know my address,we need more people like you on here.

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"A new flash for your camera, silhouette is nice but missing the details

That's my female blank avatar I'll have you know,I didn't want the male this site gives as I'm not a man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a traditionalist, I don’t buy Christmas presents until the eve of Santa’s coming.

Soooo... fuck all yet.

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Was gonna get you an engraved lighter with you fab name on it ....but I don't think it's a good idea come to think of it

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

"A new flash for your camera, silhouette is nice but missing the details

That's my female blank avatar I'll have you know,I didn't want the male this site gives as I'm not a man."

Hee hee just teasing.

Couldn't think of anything that would improve or add to the perfection you already have.

So I will gift you; 1. respect, 2. best wishes, and 3. my admiration. Which translates in fab land to;

1. Will never mail "faf".

2. Pray you keep posting.

3. Repeated visits to your profile and repeated fabs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What have you all bought me for Christmas,I hope it's something expensive? I don't want no tight buggers thinking it's the thought that counts either,I'm feeling needy."

It is certainly a unique present you can unwrap many times over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hold-ups that stay up?

I hope so.

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I’m a traditionalist, I don’t buy Christmas presents until the eve of Santa’s coming.

Soooo... fuck all yet."

I thought we had something special going Sam,you've let me down.

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Was gonna get you an engraved lighter with you fab name on it ....but I don't think it's a good idea come to think of it

Well it's better than some of the suggestions up to now I suppose,make it pink and sparkly.

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"A new flash for your camera, silhouette is nice but missing the details

That's my female blank avatar I'll have you know,I didn't want the male this site gives as I'm not a man.

Hee hee just teasing.

Couldn't think of anything that would improve or add to the perfection you already have.

So I will gift you; 1. respect, 2. best wishes, and 3. my admiration. Which translates in fab land to;

1. Will never mail "faf".

2. Pray you keep posting.

3. Repeated visits to your profile and repeated fabs.

I'd prefer a present I can unwrap.

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"What have you all bought me for Christmas,I hope it's something expensive? I don't want no tight buggers thinking it's the thought that counts either,I'm feeling needy.

It is certainly a unique present you can unwrap many times over"

I'm not convinced that's a proper present.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walking boots

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Hold-ups that stay up?

I hope so."

I'm wearing tights next time.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Hold-ups that stay up?

I hope so.

I'm wearing tights next time."

This is disappointing information.

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Walking boots

Nope I'm not feeling excited about a pair of walking boots Taff,not as a xmas present present anyway.

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Hold-ups that stay up?

I hope so.

I'm wearing tights next time.

This is disappointing information.

Shush,it's winter time I need the extra warmth.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Walking boots

Nope I'm not feeling excited about a pair of walking boots Taff,not as a xmas present present anyway."

How about some bedroom heels?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Walking boots

Nope I'm not feeling excited about a pair of walking boots Taff,not as a xmas present present anyway."
there is a compass in the heel

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Walking boots

Nope I'm not feeling excited about a pair of walking boots Taff,not as a xmas present present anyway.

How about some bedroom heels?

Yeah not tarty one's though me being a classy bird and all.

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Walking boots

Nope I'm not feeling excited about a pair of walking boots Taff,not as a xmas present present anyway. there is a compass in the heel

Yeah no that's still not selling them to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Walking boots

Nope I'm not feeling excited about a pair of walking boots Taff,not as a xmas present present anyway. there is a compass in the heel

Yeah no that's still not selling them to me."
and you get to walk with pooch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hold-ups that stay up?

I hope so.

I'm wearing tights next time."

Sadface

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Walking boots

Nope I'm not feeling excited about a pair of walking boots Taff,not as a xmas present present anyway. there is a compass in the heel

Yeah no that's still not selling them to me.and you get to walk with pooch

Ok ok but I'm not doing any poo duties.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got use Matching red plastic Macs and red pvc thigh boots.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

How about some washing powder and some pegs

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Hold-ups that stay up?

I hope so.

I'm wearing tights next time.

Sadface"

What's wrong with tights,you get to take them off me if you want to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about a living advent calendar? The theme will be Christmas cocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Walking boots

Nope I'm not feeling excited about a pair of walking boots Taff,not as a xmas present present anyway. there is a compass in the heel

Yeah no that's still not selling them to me.and you get to walk with pooch

Ok ok but I'm not doing any poo duties."
deal

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I got use Matching red plastic Macs and red pvc thigh boots.

It's not a look I normally go for,but yeah why not that'll get my neighbours talking.

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"How about some washing powder and some pegs"

You know what you can do with those don't you.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I don't really know what old people like... so nothing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You already have a mug to remember me. What more can you want?

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"How about a living advent calendar? The theme will be Christmas cocks

I've just googled what that is there's a fair few cocks down this street,it's an improvement on the spider catcher.

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I don't really know what old people like... so nothing.

Bloody charming. We love talc,fixodent,granny slippers that kinda thing.

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"You already have a mug to remember me. What more can you want? "

In fairness you didn't get me that. It's in my wardrobe,funnily enough there wasn't enough room in my kitchen cupboard for it. Maybe one day when my kid's have left home it will resurface.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How about a living advent calendar? The theme will be Christmas cocks

I've just googled what that is there's a fair few cocks down this street,it's an improvement on the spider catcher. "

I'd have thought anything would be an improvement on that

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Right not gonna lie you lot are sh*t at giving me presents. Apart from Steelheels I like that one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Red Macs and boots cost a fortune

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

"Right not gonna lie you lot are sh*t at giving me presents. Apart from Steelheels I like that one."

A large Tom Hardy cardboard cutout with a Dildo cellotaped to it

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Walking boots

Nope I'm not feeling excited about a pair of walking boots Taff,not as a xmas present present anyway.

How about some bedroom heels?

Yeah not tarty one's though me being a classy bird and all."

Not a problem.

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

Define ‘expensive’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want something girlie that I can touch and admire.

Some nice fluffy slippers then

I'd prefer some sexy expensive underwear if I'm honest.

No one wants to be presumptuous so I went for the safe option

Anyway isn't it a given that all women get nice lingerie from santa?

I must be on Santa's naughty list if that's the case,no nice lingerie appears under my tree. Now I'm even more depressed..."

He normally gives me a bag of coal . Must have run out of pretty pants by the time he gets here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nothing as i will be all alone

What's that got to do with buying me a present,this is about me not you."
not buys anything for anyone here as i am Mr scrooge that how the people made me feel lately.

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Define ‘expensive’

Anything over a tenner.

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Nothing as i will be all alone

What's that got to do with buying me a present,this is about me not you. not buys anything for anyone here as i am Mr scrooge that how the people made me feel lately."

Blooming heck I thought I was a miserable mare.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m a traditionalist, I don’t buy Christmas presents until the eve of Santa’s coming.

Soooo... fuck all yet.

I thought we had something special going Sam,you've let me down."

Don’t worry

I’ll build you up buttercup

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I’m a traditionalist, I don’t buy Christmas presents until the eve of Santa’s coming.

Soooo... fuck all yet.

I thought we had something special going Sam,you've let me down.

Don’t worry

I’ll build you up buttercup "

Hopefully with diamonds.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right not gonna lie you lot are sh*t at giving me presents. Apart from Steelheels I like that one."

SarahMatt posted their present first. They should get the Award For Best Present.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A knicker with two holes in it.

One for tinkling

And the other for dropping deposits

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Right not gonna lie you lot are sh*t at giving me presents. Apart from Steelheels I like that one.

SarahMatt posted their present first. They should get the Award For Best Present.

Oh my god yes apologies Matt I have a memory like a sieve nowadays.

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"A knicker with two holes in it.

One for tinkling

And the other for dropping deposits "

Can I just have a box of white chocolates next time you go to Morrison's please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What have you all bought me for Christmas,I hope it's something expensive? I don't want no tight buggers thinking it's the thought that counts either,I'm feeling needy."

Bit embarrassing, we got each other the same thinh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What have you all bought me for Christmas,I hope it's something expensive? I don't want no tight buggers thinking it's the thought that counts either,I'm feeling needy.

Bit embarrassing, we got each other the same thinh

*thing

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over a year ago

"A knicker with two holes in it.

One for tinkling

And the other for dropping deposits

Can I just have a box of white chocolates next time you go to Morrison's please?"

I can't go to Morrison for some reason. They banned me. Is a chocolate box from Asda will do ?

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"What have you all bought me for Christmas,I hope it's something expensive? I don't want no tight buggers thinking it's the thought that counts either,I'm feeling needy.

Bit embarrassing, we got each other the same thinh

*thing

Ok well I'll just keep the anal beads I got you saves on the postage yeah.

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"A knicker with two holes in it.

One for tinkling

And the other for dropping deposits

Can I just have a box of white chocolates next time you go to Morrison's please?

I can't go to Morrison for some reason. They banned me. Is a chocolate box from Asda will do ? "

Sure I'm no supermarket snob I just thought whilst you were there doing rudies round the back you could grab me some.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

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"A knicker with two holes in it.

One for tinkling

And the other for dropping deposits "
gonna need a third hole for receiving deposits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'll get fluffy slippers from me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You'll get fluffy slippers from me."

You mean that you will giver her your old ones ?

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"You'll get fluffy slippers from me."

Ta,I don't want your old one's though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You'll get fluffy slippers from me.

You mean that you will giver her your old ones ? "

Stop letting my surprises out of the bag!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You'll get fluffy slippers from me.

Ta,I don't want your old one's though."

I can't give you them now Beardy blabbed

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"You'll get fluffy slippers from me.

Ta,I don't want your old one's though.

I can't give you them now Beardy blabbed

Thanks for the warning Beardy.

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