FabSwingers.com forum: Just came up with the best pun but it was WASTED on the recipients so feel i need to share

By *readzy OP Man
over a year ago

lutterworth

Aaaaargh! I know there are plenty of people of similar disposition to myself, ya know, neurotic shameless attention seekers

who will know EXACTLY what i mean when i couldnt let this go..

I came across a profile asking for responses to include the word "noodle" in the title to show profile has been read, to which i sent a private message which was read but not responded to .. It read like this:

Not sure noodle is my first choice of foods to eat while swinging but i could be tempted tonight cos oooh MISO horny ...

C'mon now, surely that warrants some form of response!? Even if to say something along the lines of "if i could, id attatch my hand to this message so i could slap you when u read it"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great puns are often wasted my friend!

Pencil it down as their loss!

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By *ily Con CarneTV/TS
over a year ago

Cornwall

Don't sweat it, people don't get my sense of humour a lot of the time either .... mind you mine is somewhat warped I admit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Excellent punnage

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Yea I'm sorry but a pun that good deserved an answer, I'm with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Noodle pun?

Egg-cellent!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe the recipient's knowledge of gastronomy is limited. In that case not worth the effort. Let that "mango"

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By *mm and HerCouple
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

Su-shi didn't geddit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yea I'm sorry but a pun that good deserved an answer, I'm with you

I would of responded , even if a lol or smiling face

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Su-shi didn't geddit?

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Maybe it’s brought back bad memories of Jar Jar Binks.

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By *uck427Man
over a year ago

wales

It's chow main for you then

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By *readzy OP Man
over a year ago

lutterworth

Aww thanks guys! And wow i see i have some worthy competition here too?! Some platinum standard punnage all round, kudos! Shall we keep it going for shit n giggles? Sticking with the culinary theme..

I would drop a pun about fish and herbs but its not the thyme or the plaice

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By *readzy OP Man
over a year ago

lutterworth

"Yea I'm sorry but a pun that good deserved an answer, I'm with you

Aw thanks your reassuring words mean a wok to me :P

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By *readzy OP Man
over a year ago

lutterworth

Oh yes! Some raw talent there! Fish puns are a speciality of mine, we should team up for the next UK pun off with that as our special subject and we'll soon be scaling the leaderboards taking the competition to school and leaving them floundering! Have a think and let minnow!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh yes! Some raw talent there! Fish puns are a speciality of mine, we should team up for the next UK pun off with that as our special subject and we'll soon be scaling the leaderboards taking the competition to school and leaving them floundering! Have a think and let minnow!

Don't start throwing fish puns around just for the halibut

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By *readzy OP Man
over a year ago

lutterworth

"Yea I'm sorry but a pun that good deserved an answer, I'm with you

I would of responded , even if a lol or smiling face

It doesnt take any effort does it? Good to see theres ppl here who have manners! ( tbh, even if they had replied id have still had to put a post up here :P)

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By *readzy OP Man
over a year ago

lutterworth

Don't start throwing fish puns around just for the halibut"

Now now, hakers gonna hake!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

That's a shame... you sound souper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe they thought it sounded racist a little, and also knew that miso soup has no noodles in so as a pun it was fairly weak.

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By *lanPartridgeMan
over a year ago

nottingham

Maybe they were a bit sake

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Don't start throwing fish puns around just for the halibut"

Good cod no.......

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By *lanPartridgeMan
over a year ago

nottingham

It's a load of pollocks

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

As a noodle pun maybe it just went pasta them.

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By *lanPartridgeMan
over a year ago

nottingham

She made him feel like one of the soy poloi

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By *readzy OP Man
over a year ago

lutterworth

"Maybe they were a bit sake

Sake?? Oooh you WRY-SWINE!!

*DAYYYMM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have no wish to take away anything from you for that one

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Puns? Don’t ramention it.

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By *readzy OP Man
over a year ago

lutterworth

"Maybe they thought it sounded racist a little, and also knew that miso soup has no noodles in so as a pun it was fairly weak."

Ermm lets just nip that in the bud right there! Im not a racist and I think it was very narrow sighted to suggest so!

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By *readzy OP Man
over a year ago

lutterworth

"Puns? Don’t ramention it. "

Àa

See? You only needed to have one peep over the thread and got the gist.... instantly! Sachet shame others have a soup-er base-ic sense of humor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe they thought it sounded racist a little, and also knew that miso soup has no noodles in so as a pun it was fairly weak.

Ermm lets just nip that in the bud right there! Im not a racist and I think it was very narrow sighted to suggest so!

You don't come across as racist tbf but ask yourself, would you do a 'me so horny' impression in front of an East Asian?

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By *lanPartridgeMan
over a year ago

nottingham

"Maybe they thought it sounded racist a little, and also knew that miso soup has no noodles in so as a pun it was fairly weak.

Ermm lets just nip that in the bud right there! Im not a racist and I think it was very narrow sighted to suggest so!

You don't come across as racist tbf but ask yourself, would you do a 'me so horny' impression in front of an East Asian?"

I think he was quoting Full Metal Jacket actually ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe they thought it sounded racist a little, and also knew that miso soup has no noodles in so as a pun it was fairly weak.

Ermm lets just nip that in the bud right there! Im not a racist and I think it was very narrow sighted to suggest so!

You don't come across as racist tbf but ask yourself, would you do a 'me so horny' impression in front of an East Asian?

I think he was quoting Full Metal Jacket actually ..."

I'm aware, hence my statement. You know what East Asia (ok, South East Asia, if we're being pedantic - the jewel, in fact, if we're playing FMJ top trumps) is, yes?

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By *20FriendlyFunMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Maybe they thought it sounded racist a little, and also knew that miso soup has no noodles in so as a pun it was fairly weak."

Miso Ramen is literally the most popular noodle

Soup in Japan. Were you d*unk or Soba when you wrote this ?

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Yeah.. look at the comment on my nuns on the Jokes thread

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Yeah.. look at the comment on my nuns on the Jokes thread

Missed the joke and point entirely!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe they thought it sounded racist a little, and also knew that miso soup has no noodles in so as a pun it was fairly weak.

Miso Ramen is literally the most popular noodle

Soup in Japan. Were you d*unk or Soba when you wrote this ?"

Well that may (or may not) be the case but picking at my assertion of miso not containing noodles doesn't detract from the 'would you do a me so horny impression to a SE Asian?' question.

Whatever the case, I'll note the objections for next time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am clapping for you mate, next step is using it as an ice break outside of fab

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By *readzy OP Man
over a year ago

lutterworth

"I am clapping for you mate, next step is using it as an ice break outside of fab

Is waggamammas a good place to pick up chicks then?

Best line i ever heard used by someone out in the real world was in a Wetherspoons of all places. 3 women sat in a booth opposite mine having a drink , i watched this cocky meathead just rock up and say "scuse me ladies but do any of you happen to know the number for the RSPCA?" Then rolled his sleeves back flexed his biceps and said "cos these swans are sick"

I legit laughed lager out of my nose!

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By *LOVEpinacoladasWoman
over a year ago

East Sussex

Aw, sorry you didn't get a response, a good message is like a noodle in a haystack.

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By *readzy OP Man
over a year ago

lutterworth

Isnt it just, but hay, its not gonna get me to bail from fab

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By *K430Man
over a year ago

Tipperary

A wasted wit , some people here should be limbo dancers, everything goes over their head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great gag, shame its wasted on the people in here who can't appreciate it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am clapping for you mate, next step is using it as an ice break outside of fab

Is waggamammas a good place to pick up chicks then?

I legit laughed lager out of my nose! "

Lmao that was funny

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By *readzy OP Man
over a year ago

lutterworth

"A wasted wit , some people here should be limbo dancers, everything goes over their head"

You set a low bar there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't start throwing fish puns around just for the halibut"

Oh, for Cod's hake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't start throwing fish puns around just for the halibut

Oh, for Cod's hake"

This isn't the plaice

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