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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

Cant sleep, kettles on, what you having?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning no have not been to bed yet lol hot chocolate might help thank you

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By *p4funCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

Coffee white with one please listening to the rain wide wake

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"Good morning no have not been to bed yet lol hot chocolate might help thank you"

Hot choccie coming up, would you like some whipped cream on top my dear?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cant sleep, kettles on, what you having? "

Morning, strong tea with 2 please x

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"Coffee white with one please listening to the rain wide wake "

Sound of rain is so relaxing...but I find it makes me want to pee!

Coffee coming up

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By *alking DisasterWoman
over a year ago

South Oxfordshire

Hot chocolate please!

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"Cant sleep, kettles on, what you having?

Morning, strong tea with 2 please x"

Morning, tea with a vertical spoon on it's way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any marshmallows please on top of the cream

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"Hot chocolate please!"

Morning WD *waves*

Hot choccie on it's way

You doing a park run this morning?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cant sleep, kettles on, what you having?

Morning, strong tea with 2 please x

Morning, tea with a vertical spoon on it's way "

Thanks gorge

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By *alking DisasterWoman
over a year ago

South Oxfordshire


"Hot chocolate please!

Morning WD *waves*

Hot choccie on it's way

You doing a park run this morning? "

Thank you Mrs T!

I am unless I fall back to sleep! Been awake since 1:30

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"Any marshmallows please on top of the cream "

Oooopps appears that I have eaten them all

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"Hot chocolate please!

Morning WD *waves*

Hot choccie on it's way

You doing a park run this morning?

Thank you Mrs T!

I am unless I fall back to sleep! Been awake since 1:30 "

I've been awake since 2

Changing your hot choccie request, to a warm glass of milk

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By *alking DisasterWoman
over a year ago

South Oxfordshire


"Hot chocolate please!

Morning WD *waves*

Hot choccie on it's way

You doing a park run this morning?

Thank you Mrs T!

I am unless I fall back to sleep! Been awake since 1:30

I've been awake since 2

Changing your hot choccie request, to a warm glass of milk "

Yes mum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cant sleep, kettles on, what you having? "

Mornin' Mrs Time, coffee, 2 and a bit sugars and milk please. Is it too early for bacon?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll have a vodka & please;)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hot chocolate please but Belgian Options please x

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London


"Cant sleep, kettles on, what you having? "
cant sleep either so going to have a play see if that helps

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"Cant sleep, kettles on, what you having?

Mornin' Mrs Time, coffee, 2 and a bit sugars and milk please. Is it too early for bacon?"

Coffee never too early for bacon butty

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"I’ll have a vodka & please;) "

I'm hoping this is to top up from the night before, rather than your usual morning concoction?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A beer lol

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"Hot chocolate please but Belgian Options please x"

Good choice

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"Cant sleep, kettles on, what you having? cant sleep either so going to have a play see if that helps "

X Box, PS what you playing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ll have a vodka & please;)

I'm hoping this is to top up from the night before, rather than your usual morning concoction? "

Ha I am actually just wishing I could have 1. I’m on a night shift till 8am & been here since 8 last night!

So think I deserve 1 after 3 in a row x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ll have a vodka & please;)

I'm hoping this is to top up from the night before, rather than your usual morning concoction?

Ha I am actually just wishing I could have 1. I’m on a night shift till 8am & been here since 8 last night!

So think I deserve 1 after 3 in a row x"

Go on you only live once let your knickers down and have a beer x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hair*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hair* "

I just might ha

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London


"Cant sleep, kettles on, what you having? cant sleep either so going to have a play see if that helps

X Box, PS what you playing? "

haha no that would be just to frustrating at this time of morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hair*

I just might ha"

What's going down tho the knickers or the hair lmao mite as well have 1 or 2 x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hair*

I just might ha

What's going down tho the knickers or the hair lmao mite as well have 1 or 2 x"

Depends how many vodka’s I have 1st x

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"A beer lol"

Good morning to you too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cant sleep, kettles on, what you having?

Mornin' Mrs Time, coffee, 2 and a bit sugars and milk please. Is it too early for bacon?

Coffee never too early for bacon butty "

Awesome. I'll get the grill on, who fancies a sausage!

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By *amfabMan
over a year ago

Luton


"Cant sleep, kettles on, what you having? "

Tea with 2 and a cheeky bourbon taa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A beer lol

Good morning to you too "

And a lovely morning back at you ms pretty lol

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"I’ll have a vodka & please;)

I'm hoping this is to top up from the night before, rather than your usual morning concoction?

Ha I am actually just wishing I could have 1. I’m on a night shift till 8am & been here since 8 last night!

So think I deserve 1 after 3 in a row x"

I think you most certainly do deserve it! I will make it a double

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hair*

I just might ha

What's going down tho the knickers or the hair lmao mite as well have 1 or 2 x

Depends how many vodka’s I have 1st x"

Lmao go on drink the bottle lol xx

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"Cant sleep, kettles on, what you having?

Mornin' Mrs Time, coffee, 2 and a bit sugars and milk please. Is it too early for bacon?

Coffee never too early for bacon butty

Awesome. I'll get the grill on, who fancies a sausage!"

I think a full English all round to help soak up the booze

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"Cant sleep, kettles on, what you having?

Tea with 2 and a cheeky bourbon taa"

Tea with bourbon...interesting choice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good Morning Mrs T, could I have a cup of tea please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cant sleep, kettles on, what you having?

Tea with 2 and a cheeky bourbon taa

Tea with bourbon...interesting choice "

Bourbons should only be dipped in milk!!! Custard creams for tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cant sleep, kettles on, what you having?

Tea with 2 and a cheeky bourbon taa

Tea with bourbon...interesting choice

Bourbons should only be dipped in milk!!! Custard creams for tea "

I thought she ment the whisky lol

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By *amfabMan
over a year ago

Luton


"Cant sleep, kettles on, what you having?

Tea with 2 and a cheeky bourbon taa

Tea with bourbon...interesting choice "

The chocolate biscuit not the booze bit early for me to have a tipple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ll have a vodka & please;)

I'm hoping this is to top up from the night before, rather than your usual morning concoction?

Ha I am actually just wishing I could have 1. I’m on a night shift till 8am & been here since 8 last night!

So think I deserve 1 after 3 in a row x

I think you most certainly do deserve it! I will make it a double "

Why thank you

Cheers

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By *amfabMan
over a year ago

Luton


"Bourbons should only be dipped in milk!!! Custard creams for tea "

Well ...

both are great with tea , leave the milk for the Oreo Cookies

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"Good Morning Mrs T, could I have a cup of tea please x"

Good morning Kinkey,of course you can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cant sleep, kettles on, what you having? "

Morning. Black coffee please, 2 sugars and if it's going I'd love a bit of pie

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"Cant sleep, kettles on, what you having?

Tea with 2 and a cheeky bourbon taa

Tea with bourbon...interesting choice

The chocolate biscuit not the booze bit early for me to have a tipple "

As booze seems to be the drink of choice this morning, I assumed you were following suit

I will get you a variety box of biccies as an apology for the misunderstanding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cant sleep, kettles on, what you having?

Mornin' Mrs Time, coffee, 2 and a bit sugars and milk please. Is it too early for bacon?

Coffee never too early for bacon butty

Awesome. I'll get the grill on, who fancies a sausage!

I think a full English all round to help soak up the booze "

We're gonna need a bigger loaf!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bourbons should only be dipped in milk!!! Custard creams for tea

Well ...

both are great with tea , leave the milk for the Oreo Cookies"

Ok let’s agree on bourbon and Oreo for milk....fuck I love Oreos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheap coffee

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"Cant sleep, kettles on, what you having?

Morning. Black coffee please, 2 sugars and if it's going I'd love a bit of pie "

Coffee coming up

TheChangingman do you have any pie?

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"Cheap coffee "

My speciality

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cant sleep, kettles on, what you having?

Morning. Black coffee please, 2 sugars and if it's going I'd love a bit of pie

Coffee coming up

TheChangingman do you have any pie? "

No pie, only cake

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By *amfabMan
over a year ago

Luton


"Cant sleep, kettles on, what you having?

Tea with 2 and a cheeky bourbon taa

As booze seems to be the drink of choice this morning, I assumed you were following suit

I will get you a variety box of biccies as an apology for the misunderstanding "

That's very kind of you , .. hey what the heck pour us a stiff drink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cheap coffee

My speciality "

It tastes disgusting but it's half the price of nescafe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cant sleep, kettles on, what you having?

Morning. Black coffee please, 2 sugars and if it's going I'd love a bit of pie

Coffee coming up

TheChangingman do you have any pie?

No pie, only cake "

What about a nice tart?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cant sleep, kettles on, what you having?

Morning. Black coffee please, 2 sugars and if it's going I'd love a bit of pie

Coffee coming up

TheChangingman do you have any pie?

No pie, only cake

What about a nice tart?"

Always room for tart!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cant sleep, kettles on, what you having?

Morning. Black coffee please, 2 sugars and if it's going I'd love a bit of pie

Coffee coming up

TheChangingman do you have any pie?

No pie, only cake

What about a nice tart?

Always room for tart!"

Heat me up I slice, no cream though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning all x

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By *hiterabbit6Couple
over a year ago

Sexytown, Moray

Morning Mrs T, how the devil are You x

I would love an Earl Grey please and just spent the night in a single bed at the parents, should have used the sofa!

Rabbit xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cant sleep, kettles on, what you having?

Morning. Black coffee please, 2 sugars and if it's going I'd love a bit of pie

Coffee coming up

TheChangingman do you have any pie?

No pie, only cake

What about a nice tart?

Always room for tart!

Heat me up I slice, no cream though "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning all x"

Morning

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"Cant sleep, kettles on, what you having?

Tea with 2 and a cheeky bourbon taa

As booze seems to be the drink of choice this morning, I assumed you were following suit

I will get you a variety box of biccies as an apology for the misunderstanding

That's very kind of you , .. hey what the heck pour us a stiff drink "

A stiff one coming up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning all x"

Mornin

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"Cheap coffee

My speciality

It tastes disgusting but it's half the price of nescafe "

Some own brands are as good as

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

Morning xx tea and cuddles please

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"Morning all x"

Good morning agent

Fancy a cuppa, stiff drink, full English, biscuit, cake?

We've got everything this morning

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"Morning Mrs T, how the devil are You x

I would love an Earl Grey please and just spent the night in a single bed at the parents, should have used the sofa!

Rabbit xx "

Good morning Rabbit *waves*

I'm gooooood thank you, how's things? Apart from the lack of sleep

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By *hiterabbit6Couple
over a year ago

Sexytown, Moray


"Cant sleep, kettles on, what you having?

Tea with 2 and a cheeky bourbon taa

As booze seems to be the drink of choice this morning, I assumed you were following suit

I will get you a variety box of biccies as an apology for the misunderstanding

That's very kind of you , .. hey what the heck pour us a stiff drink

A stiff one coming up "

Hang on.... I want a stiff one please

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"Morning xx tea and cuddles please "

Morning Jo, I would be more than happy to offer both to you

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By *hiterabbit6Couple
over a year ago

Sexytown, Moray


"Morning Mrs T, how the devil are You x

I would love an Earl Grey please and just spent the night in a single bed at the parents, should have used the sofa!

Rabbit xx

Good morning Rabbit *waves*

I'm gooooood thank you, how's things? Apart from the lack of sleep "

*waves back and grins* I'm A-ok and shleep bleep it's fine can catch up later

Preparing for a real nice vanilla weekend on the coast, before my mad December sets in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning all, black coffee 1 sugar please mrs T have to be quick though just leaving for work

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Morning Mrs T I've just made myself a coffee.

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By *hiterabbit6Couple
over a year ago

Sexytown, Moray


"Morning Mrs T I've just made myself a coffee."

PP -

xx

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Morning Mrs T I've just made myself a coffee.

PP -

xx"

Good morning my lovely x

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"Cant sleep, kettles on, what you having?

Tea with 2 and a cheeky bourbon taa

As booze seems to be the drink of choice this morning, I assumed you were following suit

I will get you a variety box of biccies as an apology for the misunderstanding

That's very kind of you , .. hey what the heck pour us a stiff drink

A stiff one coming up

Hang on.... I want a stiff one please "

Now, as I've already mucked up one order this morning, would you mind specifying which stiffy you require

String tea or coffee, alcoholic beverage, cock, corpse

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"Morning Mrs T, how the devil are You x

I would love an Earl Grey please and just spent the night in a single bed at the parents, should have used the sofa!

Rabbit xx

Good morning Rabbit *waves*

I'm gooooood thank you, how's things? Apart from the lack of sleep

*waves back and grins* I'm A-ok and shleep bleep it's fine can catch up later

Preparing for a real nice vanilla weekend on the coast, before my mad December sets in

"

Ah, have a super duper weekend rabbit weather's not looking too good , but I'm sure you will have a great time

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Cant sleep, kettles on, what you having?

Tea with 2 and a cheeky bourbon taa

As booze seems to be the drink of choice this morning, I assumed you were following suit

I will get you a variety box of biccies as an apology for the misunderstanding

That's very kind of you , .. hey what the heck pour us a stiff drink

A stiff one coming up

Hang on.... I want a stiff one please

Now, as I've already mucked up one order this morning, would you mind specifying which stiffy you require

String tea or coffee, alcoholic beverage, cock, corpse "

I already have a stiffy so coffee is just fine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee please fromthe cafeteria with milk thank you

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By *hiterabbit6Couple
over a year ago

Sexytown, Moray


"Cant sleep, kettles on, what you having?

Tea with 2 and a cheeky bourbon taa

As booze seems to be the drink of choice this morning, I assumed you were following suit

I will get you a variety box of biccies as an apology for the misunderstanding

That's very kind of you , .. hey what the heck pour us a stiff drink

A stiff one coming up

Hang on.... I want a stiff one please

Now, as I've already mucked up one order this morning, would you mind specifying which stiffy you require

String tea or coffee, alcoholic beverage, cock, corpse "

Ahhh, I see how that could be easily misconstrude, but you offer me such a choice for this time of the Morning!

I think it will have to be the strong tea, although PP is awake now so maybe a ... no i dont mean corpse either

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"Morning all, black coffee 1 sugar please mrs T have to be quick though just leaving for work"

Here you go *pats on head and send's off to work*

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"Morning Mrs T I've just made myself a coffee."

And where's mine......

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"Cant sleep, kettles on, what you having?

Tea with 2 and a cheeky bourbon taa

As booze seems to be the drink of choice this morning, I assumed you were following suit

I will get you a variety box of biccies as an apology for the misunderstanding

That's very kind of you , .. hey what the heck pour us a stiff drink

A stiff one coming up

Hang on.... I want a stiff one please

Now, as I've already mucked up one order this morning, would you mind specifying which stiffy you require

String tea or coffee, alcoholic beverage, cock, corpse

I already have a stiffy so coffee is just fine."

When you don't have a stiffy, I will start to panic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bore da Mrs T a cup of tea please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning all x

Good morning agent

Fancy a cuppa, stiff drink, full English, biscuit, cake?

We've got everything this morning "

Porridge if possible with some sliced banana thanks x maybe a cheeky slice of bacon on the side if you got any going spare thankyou xx

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"Coffee please fromthe cafeteria with milk thank you "

Of course

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"Bore da Mrs T a cup of tea please x "

A very good morning to you Taff and Pooch

Cup of tea coming right up x

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"Morning all x

Good morning agent

Fancy a cuppa, stiff drink, full English, biscuit, cake?

We've got everything this morning

Porridge if possible with some sliced banana thanks x maybe a cheeky slice of bacon on the side if you got any going spare thankyou xx"

TheChangingman, another food order for you....

Changingman....

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Cant sleep, kettles on, what you having?

Tea with 2 and a cheeky bourbon taa

As booze seems to be the drink of choice this morning, I assumed you were following suit

I will get you a variety box of biccies as an apology for the misunderstanding

That's very kind of you , .. hey what the heck pour us a stiff drink

A stiff one coming up

Hang on.... I want a stiff one please

Now, as I've already mucked up one order this morning, would you mind specifying which stiffy you require

String tea or coffee, alcoholic beverage, cock, corpse

I already have a stiffy so coffee is just fine.

When you don't have a stiffy, I will start to panic "

It would be a sorry day indeed

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By *amfabMan
over a year ago

Luton


"A stiff one coming up "

Make it a double , why not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning all x

Good morning agent

Fancy a cuppa, stiff drink, full English, biscuit, cake?

We've got everything this morning

Porridge if possible with some sliced banana thanks x maybe a cheeky slice of bacon on the side if you got any going spare thankyou xx

TheChangingman, another food order for you....

Changingman....

"

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By *hiterabbit6Couple
over a year ago

Sexytown, Moray


"Morning all x

Good morning agent

Fancy a cuppa, stiff drink, full English, biscuit, cake?

We've got everything this morning

Porridge if possible with some sliced banana thanks x maybe a cheeky slice of bacon on the side if you got any going spare thankyou xx

TheChangingman, another food order for you....

Changingman....

"

Looks like it's self service at the moment, chef is on a break

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning all x

Good morning agent

Fancy a cuppa, stiff drink, full English, biscuit, cake?

We've got everything this morning

Porridge if possible with some sliced banana thanks x maybe a cheeky slice of bacon on the side if you got any going spare thankyou xx

TheChangingman, another food order for you....

Changingman....

"

Sorry I was turning sausages, flipping eggs and putting the butter on toast, plenty of spare bacon coming up..hope you like it crispy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning all x

Good morning agent

Fancy a cuppa, stiff drink, full English, biscuit, cake?

We've got everything this morning

Porridge if possible with some sliced banana thanks x maybe a cheeky slice of bacon on the side if you got any going spare thankyou xx

TheChangingman, another food order for you....

Changingman....

Looks like it's self service at the moment, chef is on a break "

il come back later after walking the dog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning all x

Good morning agent

Fancy a cuppa, stiff drink, full English, biscuit, cake?

We've got everything this morning

Porridge if possible with some sliced banana thanks x maybe a cheeky slice of bacon on the side if you got any going spare thankyou xx

TheChangingman, another food order for you....

Changingman....

Looks like it's self service at the moment, chef is on a break il come back later after walking the dog "

Tough crowd

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By *hiterabbit6Couple
over a year ago

Sexytown, Moray


"Morning all x

Good morning agent

Fancy a cuppa, stiff drink, full English, biscuit, cake?

We've got everything this morning

Porridge if possible with some sliced banana thanks x maybe a cheeky slice of bacon on the side if you got any going spare thankyou xx

TheChangingman, another food order for you....

Changingman....

Looks like it's self service at the moment, chef is on a break il come back later after walking the dog

Tough crowd "

But lovable all the same

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"A stiff one coming up

Make it a double , why not "

Bit of DP coming up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning all x

Good morning agent

Fancy a cuppa, stiff drink, full English, biscuit, cake?

We've got everything this morning

Porridge if possible with some sliced banana thanks x maybe a cheeky slice of bacon on the side if you got any going spare thankyou xx

TheChangingman, another food order for you....

Changingman....

Looks like it's self service at the moment, chef is on a break il come back later after walking the dog

Tough crowd

But lovable all the same

"

Well of course

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By *amfabMan
over a year ago

Luton

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By *amfabMan
over a year ago

Luton


"A stiff one coming up

Make it a double , why not

Bit of DP coming up "

lovely jubbly

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By *wo4FemCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

Good morning to one and all. Happy Saturday. Enjoy the day whatever or whoever it brings your way.

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By *amfabMan
over a year ago

Luton

Thank you , and good morning to you too

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By *aveyIOM1970Man
over a year ago

douglas

Good morning all x

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By *omesticated_VixenWoman
over a year ago

sw London

Good morning

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"Good morning to one and all. Happy Saturday. Enjoy the day whatever or whoever it brings your way."

A very good morning to you two too

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"Good morning all x"

Morning

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"Good morning "

Good morning vixen *waves*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mooorning Mrs T, morning all!

Happy Saturday! A nice cuppa would hit the spot right now. Do you have any hobnobs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning gorgeous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cant sleep, kettles on, what you having? "

Coffee 1 sugar and a inch of milk for me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good Morning MrsT

Good Morning Fabbers

2 teas milk no sugar, and back to bed for us!

Hope you all enjoy your Saturday whatever you do!

Jo&D.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning OP, morning all

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By *ultrySiriWoman
over a year ago

Arundel

No cuppa here. Was trying to anesthetize myself with Almond Bailey's. But could sleep and went through my lingerie drawer.

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By *ultrySiriWoman
over a year ago

Arundel

*couldn't

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