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The Stick my no dance thread...all welcome to participate even OAPs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Feck I'll be one soon unless I get a supply of pills

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Shite I missed it out # 136

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Shite I missed it out # 136 "

Haha!

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Can't get the staff nowadays

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

So follow on from last thread...Yes Mistress, Molly does eat the spiders! So had recent experience with PALS and a cardiologist has phoned me today, regarding my dad and offered an appointment in a couple of weeks to address his condition..so good experience for me

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Sorry Mistress, wore the strap on out

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can't get the staff nowadays "

Just look at my spelling mistakes ffs

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Can't get the staff nowadays

Just look at my spelling mistakes ffs "

Tut...

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

OAP's???????????

Stereotyping us are you?

Bloody cheek!

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"So follow on from last thread...Yes Mistress, Molly does eat the spiders! So had recent experience with PALS and a cardiologist has phoned me today, regarding my dad and offered an appointment in a couple of weeks to address his condition..so good experience for me "
woman from pals today neatly had a crutch up her arse next week she will have both

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"OAP's???????????

Stereotyping us are you?

Bloody cheek! "

Senior citizens?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So follow on from last thread...Yes Mistress, Molly does eat the spiders! So had recent experience with PALS and a cardiologist has phoned me today, regarding my dad and offered an appointment in a couple of weeks to address his condition..so good experience for me "

Pals have got less teeth then me

..and that's saying something

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Can't get the staff nowadays

Just look at my spelling mistakes ffs "

that's ya dementia

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sorry Mistress, wore the strap on out "

No fecking wonder Mr Sam is is sleeping in the shed

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"So follow on from last thread...Yes Mistress, Molly does eat the spiders! So had recent experience with PALS and a cardiologist has phoned me today, regarding my dad and offered an appointment in a couple of weeks to address his condition..so good experience for me woman from pals today neatly had a crutch up her arse next week she will have both "

Ouchee! Sorry to hear that. They got fed up with me nagging on a daily basis, it worked, but shouldn't have to do it.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"So follow on from last thread...Yes Mistress, Molly does eat the spiders! So had recent experience with PALS and a cardiologist has phoned me today, regarding my dad and offered an appointment in a couple of weeks to address his condition..so good experience for me

Pals have got less teeth then me

..and that's saying something "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OAP's???????????

Stereotyping us are you?

Bloody cheek! "

Feck off you've had a bus pass for around five years that I know about

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Sorry Mistress, wore the strap on out

No fecking wonder Mr Sam is is sleeping in the shed "

I know..he's escaped again...

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"OAP's???????????

Stereotyping us are you?

Bloody cheek!

Feck off you've had a bus pass for around five years that I know about "

How old do you have to be for one of those?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OAP's???????????

Stereotyping us are you?

Bloody cheek!

Senior citizens? "

Old gets

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"OAP's???????????

Stereotyping us are you?

Bloody cheek!

Senior citizens? "

Don't you start either! When I get my Pension from mid 2020, then I'm an OAP!

Trouble is, with all my aches, pains & Arthritis now, I feel I do qualify now!

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"So follow on from last thread...Yes Mistress, Molly does eat the spiders! So had recent experience with PALS and a cardiologist has phoned me today, regarding my dad and offered an appointment in a couple of weeks to address his condition..so good experience for me woman from pals today neatly had a crutch up her arse next week she will have both

Ouchee! Sorry to hear that. They got fed up with me nagging on a daily basis, it worked, but shouldn't have to do it."

ta will try that I didn't like the way she looked down her nose at me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can't get the staff nowadays

Just look at my spelling mistakes ffs that's ya dementia "

I was going to type a reply to that....but forgot what the feck I was going to say

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"OAP's???????????

Stereotyping us are you?

Bloody cheek!

Feck off you've had a bus pass for around five years that I know about

How old do you have to be for one of those? "

All depends on your birth date. I won't get mine till June 30 2020.

But in Scotland, once you reach 60 yrs old, you automatically qualify for your bus pass.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"OAP's???????????

Stereotyping us are you?

Bloody cheek!

Senior citizens?

Don't you start either! When I get my Pension from mid 2020, then I'm an OAP!

Trouble is, with all my aches, pains & Arthritis now, I feel I do qualify now! "

Think I have to wait til I'm 66, that's disgraceful, missed out on about 30 grand!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sorry Mistress, wore the strap on out

No fecking wonder Mr Sam is is sleeping in the shed

I know..he's escaped again... "

Hey I've got some pants with the built in dildos...2 for you and one pointing out for mister

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"So follow on from last thread...Yes Mistress, Molly does eat the spiders! So had recent experience with PALS and a cardiologist has phoned me today, regarding my dad and offered an appointment in a couple of weeks to address his condition..so good experience for me woman from pals today neatly had a crutch up her arse next week she will have both

Ouchee! Sorry to hear that. They got fed up with me nagging on a daily basis, it worked, but shouldn't have to do it.ta will try that I didn't like the way she looked down her nose at me "

Bitch!...keep pushing Voddy.

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"Can't get the staff nowadays

Just look at my spelling mistakes ffs that's ya dementia

I was going to type a reply to that....but forgot what the feck I was going to say

"

Experts always say the mind going AWOL is 1st sign of Old Age!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Can't get the staff nowadays

Just look at my spelling mistakes ffs that's ya dementia

I was going to type a reply to that....but forgot what the feck I was going to say "

Yep deffo dementia....

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"OAP's???????????

Stereotyping us are you?

Bloody cheek!

Senior citizens?

Don't you start either! When I get my Pension from mid 2020, then I'm an OAP!

Trouble is, with all my aches, pains & Arthritis now, I feel I do qualify now!

Think I have to wait til I'm 66, that's disgraceful, missed out on about 30 grand! "

I heard last year that Scottish Govt want to reduce start age for Bus Pass to 55!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can't get the staff nowadays

Just look at my spelling mistakes ffs that's ya dementia

I was going to type a reply to that....but forgot what the feck I was going to say

Experts always say the mind going AWOL is 1st sign of Old Age! "

Feck I must have been old for the past 20 years then

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Sorry Mistress, wore the strap on out

No fecking wonder Mr Sam is is sleeping in the shed

I know..he's escaped again...

Hey I've got some pants with the built in dildos...2 for you and one pointing out for mister "

Haha Love it...I'll go and unlock the shed...see what he thinks..

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"OAP's???????????

Stereotyping us are you?

Bloody cheek!

Senior citizens?

Don't you start either! When I get my Pension from mid 2020, then I'm an OAP!

Trouble is, with all my aches, pains & Arthritis now, I feel I do qualify now!

Think I have to wait til I'm 66, that's disgraceful, missed out on about 30 grand!

I heard last year that Scottish Govt want to reduce start age for Bus Pass to 55!"

Moving to Scotland

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sorry Mistress, wore the strap on out

No fecking wonder Mr Sam is is sleeping in the shed

I know..he's escaped again...

Hey I've got some pants with the built in dildos...2 for you and one pointing out for mister

Haha Love it...I'll go and unlock the shed...see what he thinks.. "

Well he won't need a saw horse for wood working anymore

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"OAP's???????????

Stereotyping us are you?

Bloody cheek!

Senior citizens?

Don't you start either! When I get my Pension from mid 2020, then I'm an OAP!

Trouble is, with all my aches, pains & Arthritis now, I feel I do qualify now!

Think I have to wait til I'm 66, that's disgraceful, missed out on about 30 grand!

I heard last year that Scottish Govt want to reduce start age for Bus Pass to 55!

Moving to Scotland "

Bus Pass also gives you free admission to any Museum, Gallery & other municipal public buildings anywhere in Scotland, plus, from whichever railway station nearest to your home, you automatically get 30% discount on fares for up to 30 miles radius!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Sorry Mistress, wore the strap on out

No fecking wonder Mr Sam is is sleeping in the shed

I know..he's escaped again...

Hey I've got some pants with the built in dildos...2 for you and one pointing out for mister

Haha Love it...I'll go and unlock the shed...see what he thinks..

Well he won't need a saw horse for wood working anymore "

Aargh! He'll be delighted

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OAP's???????????

Stereotyping us are you?

Bloody cheek!

Senior citizens?

Don't you start either! When I get my Pension from mid 2020, then I'm an OAP!

Trouble is, with all my aches, pains & Arthritis now, I feel I do qualify now!

Think I have to wait til I'm 66, that's disgraceful, missed out on about 30 grand!

I heard last year that Scottish Govt want to reduce start age for Bus Pass to 55!

Moving to Scotland

Bus Pass also gives you free admission to any Museum, Gallery & other municipal public buildings anywhere in Scotland, plus, from whichever railway station nearest to your home, you automatically get 30% discount on fares for up to 30 miles radius!"

And free prescriptions for all.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"OAP's???????????

Stereotyping us are you?

Bloody cheek!

Senior citizens?

Don't you start either! When I get my Pension from mid 2020, then I'm an OAP!

Trouble is, with all my aches, pains & Arthritis now, I feel I do qualify now!

Think I have to wait til I'm 66, that's disgraceful, missed out on about 30 grand!

I heard last year that Scottish Govt want to reduce start age for Bus Pass to 55!

Moving to Scotland

Bus Pass also gives you free admission to any Museum, Gallery & other municipal public buildings anywhere in Scotland, plus, from whichever railway station nearest to your home, you automatically get 30% discount on fares for up to 30 miles radius!"

Why can't England do all this?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"OAP's???????????

Stereotyping us are you?

Bloody cheek!

Senior citizens?

Don't you start either! When I get my Pension from mid 2020, then I'm an OAP!

Trouble is, with all my aches, pains & Arthritis now, I feel I do qualify now!

Think I have to wait til I'm 66, that's disgraceful, missed out on about 30 grand!

I heard last year that Scottish Govt want to reduce start age for Bus Pass to 55!

Moving to Scotland

Bus Pass also gives you free admission to any Museum, Gallery & other municipal public buildings anywhere in Scotland, plus, from whichever railway station nearest to your home, you automatically get 30% discount on fares for up to 30 miles radius!

And free prescriptions for all."

Crazy, isn't it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sorry Mistress, wore the strap on out

No fecking wonder Mr Sam is is sleeping in the shed

I know..he's escaped again...

Hey I've got some pants with the built in dildos...2 for you and one pointing out for mister

Haha Love it...I'll go and unlock the shed...see what he thinks..

Well he won't need a saw horse for wood working anymore

Aargh! He'll be delighted "

Well I'm off to the land of nod now as I have a early rise to a day of absolute toil tomorrow

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Sorry Mistress, wore the strap on out

No fecking wonder Mr Sam is is sleeping in the shed

I know..he's escaped again...

Hey I've got some pants with the built in dildos...2 for you and one pointing out for mister

Haha Love it...I'll go and unlock the shed...see what he thinks..

Well he won't need a saw horse for wood working anymore

Aargh! He'll be delighted

Well I'm off to the land of nod now as I have a early rise to a day of absolute toil tomorrow "

Na night, have a good day tomorrow xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sorry Mistress, wore the strap on out

No fecking wonder Mr Sam is is sleeping in the shed

I know..he's escaped again...

Hey I've got some pants with the built in dildos...2 for you and one pointing out for mister

Haha Love it...I'll go and unlock the shed...see what he thinks..

Well he won't need a saw horse for wood working anymore

Aargh! He'll be delighted

Well I'm off to the land of nod now as I have a early rise to a day of absolute toil tomorrow

Na night, have a good day tomorrow xxx"

N.a. night Sami and the rest of you old fecker xxx

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"Sorry Mistress, wore the strap on out

No fecking wonder Mr Sam is is sleeping in the shed

I know..he's escaped again...

Hey I've got some pants with the built in dildos...2 for you and one pointing out for mister

Haha Love it...I'll go and unlock the shed...see what he thinks..

Well he won't need a saw horse for wood working anymore

Aargh! He'll be delighted

Well I'm off to the land of nod now as I have a early rise to a day of absolute toil tomorrow

Na night, have a good day tomorrow xxx"

Goodnight. 7 hrs left for me till finish.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Sorry Mistress, wore the strap on out

No fecking wonder Mr Sam is is sleeping in the shed

I know..he's escaped again...

Hey I've got some pants with the built in dildos...2 for you and one pointing out for mister

Haha Love it...I'll go and unlock the shed...see what he thinks..

Well he won't need a saw horse for wood working anymore

Aargh! He'll be delighted

Well I'm off to the land of nod now as I have a early rise to a day of absolute toil tomorrow

Na night, have a good day tomorrow xxx

N.a. night Sami and the rest of you old fecker xxx"

Xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Morning all you old fecker

Bet your all still knocking zeds out now though

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Morning all you old fecker

Bet your all still knocking zeds out now though "

Morning Mistress! Yes had a bit of a lay in this morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning everyone x

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Morning everyone x"

Morning Eenie How are things with you now?xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning everyone x

Morning Eenie How are things with you now?xx"

Awful really, we haven't had the "final" thing yet ... It's this coming week

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Morning everyone x

Morning Eenie How are things with you now?xx

Awful really, we haven't had the "final" thing yet ... It's this coming week "

Bless you darling, not easy I know...xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning everyone x

Morning Eenie How are things with you now?xx

Awful really, we haven't had the "final" thing yet ... It's this coming week

Bless you darling, not easy I know...xx"

thank you xx

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Morning everyone x

Morning Eenie How are things with you now?xx

Awful really, we haven't had the "final" thing yet ... It's this coming week

Bless you darling, not easy I know...xx

thank you xx"

You're welcome xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Good evening all

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Evening Mistress xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Mistress xxx"

Good free evening giddy how are you and the young un ?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening Mistress xxx

Good free evening giddy how are you and the young un ? "

ooh I'm feeling a bit giddy at the moment, Mistress

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Mistress xxx

Good free evening giddy how are you and the young un ? ooh I'm feeling a bit giddy at the moment, Mistress "

Oh I'm fucked it'd the hardest I've worked for a few years...be in bed shortly

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening Mistress xxx

Good free evening giddy how are you and the young un ? ooh I'm feeling a bit giddy at the moment, Mistress

Oh I'm fucked it'd the hardest I've worked for a few years...be in bed shortly "

It's the auto carrot, it always defaults to giddy . I know you're busy, so not surprised you're tired, bless ya x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Mistress xxx

Good free evening giddy how are you and the young un ? ooh I'm feeling a bit giddy at the moment, Mistress

Oh I'm fucked it'd the hardest I've worked for a few years...be in bed shortly

It's the auto carrot, it always defaults to giddy . I know you're busy, so not surprised you're tired, bless ya x"

This phone is a fecking slow learner...yeah I'm blaming my tools

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Evening Mistress xxx

Good free evening giddy how are you and the young un ? "

her surgery have done a sunday morning dressing clinic not happy that she has another one coming up above the present one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning people x

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening Mistress xxx

Good free evening giddy how are you and the young un ? ooh I'm feeling a bit giddy at the moment, Mistress

Oh I'm fucked it'd the hardest I've worked for a few years...be in bed shortly

It's the auto carrot, it always defaults to giddy . I know you're busy, so not surprised you're tired, bless ya x

This phone is a fecking slow learner...yeah I'm blaming my tools "

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening Mistress xxx

Good free evening giddy how are you and the young un ? her surgery have done a sunday morning dressing clinic not happy that she has another one coming up above the present one"

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Morning people x"

Arfnoon Eenie, hope you're okay lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning people x

Arfnoon Eenie, hope you're okay lovely "

I'm drinking wine, have decided today is "Sod it Sunday"

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Morning people x

Arfnoon Eenie, hope you're okay lovely

I'm drinking wine, have decided today is "Sod it Sunday" "

Don't blame you sweetheart

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Mistress xxx

Good free evening giddy how are you and the young un ? her surgery have done a sunday morning dressing clinic not happy that she has another one coming up above the present one"

No fecking wonder Sami just fluttered her eyes....Your like trying to decipher some bloody code _oddy

I hope she is on the mend though

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning people x

Arfnoon Eenie, hope you're okay lovely

I'm drinking wine, have decided today is "Sod it Sunday" "

Feck I wish I could have said that Eenie....I have just stopped and I'm fecked

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening Mistress xxx

Good free evening giddy how are you and the young un ? her surgery have done a sunday morning dressing clinic not happy that she has another one coming up above the present one

No fecking wonder Sami just fluttered her eyes....Your like trying to decipher some bloody code _oddy

I hope she is on the mend though "

Think I understood what Voddy said. Hope she improves soon

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Morning people x

Arfnoon Eenie, hope you're okay lovely

I'm drinking wine, have decided today is "Sod it Sunday"

Feck I wish I could have said that Eenie....I have just stopped and I'm fecked "

Have one of your lovely coffees, Mistress

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Mistress xxx

Good free evening giddy how are you and the young un ? her surgery have done a sunday morning dressing clinic not happy that she has another one coming up above the present one

No fecking wonder Sami just fluttered her eyes....Your like trying to decipher some bloody code _oddy

I hope she is on the mend though

Think I understood what Voddy said. Hope she improves soon "

Do tell then

I hope this is third time lucky

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning people x

Arfnoon Eenie, hope you're okay lovely

I'm drinking wine, have decided today is "Sod it Sunday"

Feck I wish I could have said that Eenie....I have just stopped and I'm fecked

Have one of your lovely coffees, Mistress "

Just made one

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening Mistress xxx

Good free evening giddy how are you and the young un ? her surgery have done a sunday morning dressing clinic not happy that she has another one coming up above the present one

No fecking wonder Sami just fluttered her eyes....Your like trying to decipher some bloody code _oddy

I hope she is on the mend though

Think I understood what Voddy said. Hope she improves soon

Do tell then

I hope this is third time lucky "

Think Voddy means another of those things she has, coming up, no doubt she will put us right

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Morning people x

Arfnoon Eenie, hope you're okay lovely

I'm drinking wine, have decided today is "Sod it Sunday"

Feck I wish I could have said that Eenie....I have just stopped and I'm fecked

Have one of your lovely coffees, Mistress

Just made one "

Just had a cup of L'or instant

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over a year ago


"Evening Mistress xxx

Good free evening giddy how are you and the young un ? her surgery have done a sunday morning dressing clinic not happy that she has another one coming up above the present one

No fecking wonder Sami just fluttered her eyes....Your like trying to decipher some bloody code _oddy

I hope she is on the mend though

Think I understood what Voddy said. Hope she improves soon

Do tell then

I hope this is third time lucky

Think Voddy means another of those things she has, coming up, no doubt she will put us right "

Aw bugger

My head is not working well atm..

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over a year ago


"Morning people x

Arfnoon Eenie, hope you're okay lovely

I'm drinking wine, have decided today is "Sod it Sunday"

Feck I wish I could have said that Eenie....I have just stopped and I'm fecked

Have one of your lovely coffees, Mistress

Just made one

Just had a cup of L'or instant "

If I drink instant ....that's not a bad one

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening Mistress xxx

Good free evening giddy how are you and the young un ? her surgery have done a sunday morning dressing clinic not happy that she has another one coming up above the present one

No fecking wonder Sami just fluttered her eyes....Your like trying to decipher some bloody code _oddy

I hope she is on the mend though

Think I understood what Voddy said. Hope she improves soon

Do tell then

I hope this is third time lucky

Think Voddy means another of those things she has, coming up, no doubt she will put us right

Aw bugger

My head is not working well atm.."

Don't worry mine's like that with my dad at the moment. Was booked for a cataract op on Tuesday, tells me Thursday he's had an itchy leg for ages, he'd been scratching it and had caused infection. Took him to nurse Thursday and Friday for dressing, had to cancel open, because of risk of infection, was not happy with him!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening Mistress xxx

Good free evening giddy how are you and the young un ? her surgery have done a sunday morning dressing clinic not happy that she has another one coming up above the present one

No fecking wonder Sami just fluttered her eyes....Your like trying to decipher some bloody code _oddy

I hope she is on the mend though

Think I understood what Voddy said. Hope she improves soon

Do tell then

I hope this is third time lucky

Think Voddy means another of those things she has, coming up, no doubt she will put us right

Aw bugger

My head is not working well atm..

Don't worry mine's like that with my dad at the moment. Was booked for a cataract op on Tuesday, tells me Thursday he's had an itchy leg for ages, he'd been scratching it and had caused infection. Took him to nurse Thursday and Friday for dressing, had to cancel open, because of risk of infection, was not happy with him!"

*op* not open

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Mistress xxx

Good free evening giddy how are you and the young un ? her surgery have done a sunday morning dressing clinic not happy that she has another one coming up above the present one

No fecking wonder Sami just fluttered her eyes....Your like trying to decipher some bloody code _oddy

I hope she is on the mend though

Think I understood what Voddy said. Hope she improves soon

Do tell then

I hope this is third time lucky

Think Voddy means another of those things she has, coming up, no doubt she will put us right

Aw bugger

My head is not working well atm..

Don't worry mine's like that with my dad at the moment. Was booked for a cataract op on Tuesday, tells me Thursday he's had an itchy leg for ages, he'd been scratching it and had caused infection. Took him to nurse Thursday and Friday for dressing, had to cancel open, because of risk of infection, was not happy with him!

*op* not open "

I knew what you meant...managed to decipher that

Will he have to wait long for another?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening Mistress xxx

Good free evening giddy how are you and the young un ? her surgery have done a sunday morning dressing clinic not happy that she has another one coming up above the present one

No fecking wonder Sami just fluttered her eyes....Your like trying to decipher some bloody code _oddy

I hope she is on the mend though

Think I understood what Voddy said. Hope she improves soon

Do tell then

I hope this is third time lucky

Think Voddy means another of those things she has, coming up, no doubt she will put us right

Aw bugger

My head is not working well atm..

Don't worry mine's like that with my dad at the moment. Was booked for a cataract op on Tuesday, tells me Thursday he's had an itchy leg for ages, he'd been scratching it and had caused infection. Took him to nurse Thursday and Friday for dressing, had to cancel open, because of risk of infection, was not happy with him!

*op* not open

I knew what you meant...managed to decipher that

Will he have to wait long for another?"

He was going to have to wait 18weeks plus on the nhs, so had him booked into a private clinic, it took 3days to get that appointment, but the infection has to clear before I can Redbook.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening Mistress xxx

Good free evening giddy how are you and the young un ? her surgery have done a sunday morning dressing clinic not happy that she has another one coming up above the present one

No fecking wonder Sami just fluttered her eyes....Your like trying to decipher some bloody code _oddy

I hope she is on the mend though

Think I understood what Voddy said. Hope she improves soon

Do tell then

I hope this is third time lucky

Think Voddy means another of those things she has, coming up, no doubt she will put us right

Aw bugger

My head is not working well atm..

Don't worry mine's like that with my dad at the moment. Was booked for a cataract op on Tuesday, tells me Thursday he's had an itchy leg for ages, he'd been scratching it and had caused infection. Took him to nurse Thursday and Friday for dressing, had to cancel open, because of risk of infection, was not happy with him!

*op* not open

I knew what you meant...managed to decipher that

Will he have to wait long for another?

He was going to have to wait 18weeks plus on the nhs, so had him booked into a private clinic, it took 3days to get that appointment, but the infection has to clear before I can Redbook. "

Haha bloody auto carrot, got your problem! *rebook*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Mistress xxx

Good free evening giddy how are you and the young un ? her surgery have done a sunday morning dressing clinic not happy that she has another one coming up above the present one

No fecking wonder Sami just fluttered her eyes....Your like trying to decipher some bloody code _oddy

I hope she is on the mend though

Think I understood what Voddy said. Hope she improves soon

Do tell then

I hope this is third time lucky

Think Voddy means another of those things she has, coming up, no doubt she will put us right

Aw bugger

My head is not working well atm..

Don't worry mine's like that with my dad at the moment. Was booked for a cataract op on Tuesday, tells me Thursday he's had an itchy leg for ages, he'd been scratching it and had caused infection. Took him to nurse Thursday and Friday for dressing, had to cancel open, because of risk of infection, was not happy with him!

*op* not open

I knew what you meant...managed to decipher that

Will he have to wait long for another?

He was going to have to wait 18weeks plus on the nhs, so had him booked into a private clinic, it took 3days to get that appointment, but the infection has to clear before I can Redbook.

Haha bloody auto carrot, got your problem! *rebook* "

I thought you'd turned into Eamonn Andrews for a minute there

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening Mistress xxx

Good free evening giddy how are you and the young un ? her surgery have done a sunday morning dressing clinic not happy that she has another one coming up above the present one

No fecking wonder Sami just fluttered her eyes....Your like trying to decipher some bloody code _oddy

I hope she is on the mend though

Think I understood what Voddy said. Hope she improves soon

Do tell then

I hope this is third time lucky

Think Voddy means another of those things she has, coming up, no doubt she will put us right

Aw bugger

My head is not working well atm..

Don't worry mine's like that with my dad at the moment. Was booked for a cataract op on Tuesday, tells me Thursday he's had an itchy leg for ages, he'd been scratching it and had caused infection. Took him to nurse Thursday and Friday for dressing, had to cancel open, because of risk of infection, was not happy with him!

*op* not open

I knew what you meant...managed to decipher that

Will he have to wait long for another?

He was going to have to wait 18weeks plus on the nhs, so had him booked into a private clinic, it took 3days to get that appointment, but the infection has to clear before I can Redbook.

Haha bloody auto carrot, got your problem! *rebook*

I thought you'd turned into Eamonn Andrews for a minute there "

Haha! That takes me back, used to love that show

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Did you enjoy dynasties?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

I couldn't watch it all, get upset about wildlife programs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I couldn't watch it all, get upset about wildlife programs "

It had a happy ending though

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

I nearly had a bad ending good job checked the time of hos appointment thought it was tomorrow it's on Tuesday blames sami for confuddion

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"I couldn't watch it all, get upset about wildlife programs

It had a happy ending though "

I know, but I can't bear to watch vulnerable animals+wildlife. Hubby always says it's nature, but still makes me sad to watch these things.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"I nearly had a bad ending good job checked the time of hos appointment thought it was tomorrow it's on Tuesday blames sami for confuddion"

Haha! You can blame me Voddy, it's ok and good luck

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I nearly had a bad ending good job checked the time of hos appointment thought it was tomorrow it's on Tuesday blames sami for confuddion"

I'm Spartacus

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over a year ago


"I couldn't watch it all, get upset about wildlife programs

It had a happy ending though

I know, but I can't bear to watch vulnerable animals+wildlife. Hubby always says it's nature, but still makes me sad to watch these things. "

As it was heart warming to see

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"I couldn't watch it all, get upset about wildlife programs

It had a happy ending though

I know, but I can't bear to watch vulnerable animals+wildlife. Hubby always says it's nature, but still makes me sad to watch these things.

As it was heart warming to see "

I'm too much of a softie

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I couldn't watch it all, get upset about wildlife programs

It had a happy ending though

I know, but I can't bear to watch vulnerable animals+wildlife. Hubby always says it's nature, but still makes me sad to watch these things.

As it was heart warming to see

I'm too much of a softie "

Me too

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Morning all

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning all "

Morning Sami...I'm off dashing about will catch ya later x

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Morning all

Morning Sami...I'm off dashing about will catch ya later x"

Catcha later lovely, off to see big daddy!!

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Morning all

Morning Sami...I'm off dashing about will catch ya later x

Catcha later lovely, off to see big daddy!! "

wash your mouth out sami giant haystacks was much better than that barsteward

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning all

Morning Sami...I'm off dashing about will catch ya later x

Catcha later lovely, off to see big daddy!! wash your mouth out sami giant haystacks was much better than that barsteward"

Feck my phone would have said Washington

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Morning all

Morning Sami...I'm off dashing about will catch ya later x

Catcha later lovely, off to see big daddy!! wash your mouth out sami giant haystacks was much better than that barsteward"

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Morning all

Morning Sami...I'm off dashing about will catch ya later x

Catcha later lovely, off to see big daddy!! wash your mouth out sami giant haystacks was much better than that barsteward

Feck my phone would have said Washington "

Haha

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Morning all

Morning Sami...I'm off dashing about will catch ya later x

Catcha later lovely, off to see big daddy!! wash your mouth out sami giant haystacks was much better than that barsteward

Feck my phone would have said8 Washington "

George?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Morning all

Morning Sami...I'm off dashing about will catch ya later x

Catcha later lovely, off to see big daddy!! wash your mouth out sami giant haystacks was much better than that barsteward

Feck my phone would have said8 Washington George? "

Mildred?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning all

Morning Sami...I'm off dashing about will catch ya later x

Catcha later lovely, off to see big daddy!! wash your mouth out sami giant haystacks was much better than that barsteward

Feck my phone would have said8 Washington George?

Mildred? "

Man about the house.....well when I haven't got my silkies on

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Morning all

Morning Sami...I'm off dashing about will catch ya later x

Catcha later lovely, off to see big daddy!! wash your mouth out sami giant haystacks was much better than that barsteward

Feck my phone would have said8 Washington George?

Mildred?

Man about the house.....well when I haven't got my silkies on "

Haha, love it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Good afternoon

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good afternoon "

Good afternoon Mistress

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good afternoon

Good afternoon Mistress "

Wat ya up to?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good afternoon

Good afternoon Mistress

Wat ya up to? "

So just done a bit of shopping in Tesco, got some washing to do...nothing exciting, very cold outside. Howz about you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good afternoon

Good afternoon Mistress

Wat ya up to?

So just done a bit of shopping in Tesco, got some washing to do...nothing exciting, very cold outside. Howz about you "

Just sat in at no waiting for someone to come and pick up something...then it's off to chiropodist at 3.00...so I hope the fecker hurries up

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good afternoon

Good afternoon Mistress

Wat ya up to?

So just done a bit of shopping in Tesco, got some washing to do...nothing exciting, very cold outside. Howz about you

Just sat in at no waiting for someone to come and pick up something...then it's off to chiropodist at 3.00...so I hope the fecker hurries up "

Ooh nice to get your feet done! Are you a Christmasy person?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good afternoon

Good afternoon Mistress

Wat ya up to?

So just done a bit of shopping in Tesco, got some washing to do...nothing exciting, very cold outside. Howz about you

Just sat in at no waiting for someone to come and pick up something...then it's off to chiropodist at 3.00...so I hope the fecker hurries up

Ooh nice to get your feet done! Are you a Christmasy person? "

I used to be before I became a grumpy old fecker

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good afternoon

Good afternoon Mistress

Wat ya up to?

So just done a bit of shopping in Tesco, got some washing to do...nothing exciting, very cold outside. Howz about you

Just sat in at no waiting for someone to come and pick up something...then it's off to chiropodist at 3.00...so I hope the fecker hurries up

Ooh nice to get your feet done! Are you a Christmasy person?

I used to be before I became a grumpy old fecker"

It's changed so much hasn't it, I enjoy the day with my family, lunch, board games etc and I fear this may be the last one for my dad...

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over a year ago

Right the fecker been...I'm off out to look for bargains. Catch ya later sami x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good afternoon

Good afternoon Mistress

Wat ya up to?

So just done a bit of shopping in Tesco, got some washing to do...nothing exciting, very cold outside. Howz about you

Just sat in at no waiting for someone to come and pick up something...then it's off to chiropodist at 3.00...so I hope the fecker hurries up

Ooh nice to get your feet done! Are you a Christmasy person?

I used to be before I became a grumpy old fecker

It's changed so much hasn't it, I enjoy the day with my family, lunch, board games etc and I fear this may be the last one for my dad... "

Bugger I had to answer that...I really hope your wrong Sami xx

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good afternoon

Good afternoon Mistress

Wat ya up to?

So just done a bit of shopping in Tesco, got some washing to do...nothing exciting, very cold outside. Howz about you

Just sat in at no waiting for someone to come and pick up something...then it's off to chiropodist at 3.00...so I hope the fecker hurries up

Ooh nice to get your feet done! Are you a Christmasy person?

I used to be before I became a grumpy old fecker

It's changed so much hasn't it, I enjoy the day with my family, lunch, board games etc and I fear this may be the last one for my dad...

Bugger I had to answer that...I really hope your wrong Sami xx"

He needs a heart valve replacement or stent fitted, he's refused, despite us reassuring him of the benefits and explained the downfalls of not having it done. Saw the cardiologist in August and she said he may get 18 months, but will become more poorly over that period

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good afternoon

Good afternoon Mistress

Wat ya up to?

So just done a bit of shopping in Tesco, got some washing to do...nothing exciting, very cold outside. Howz about you

Just sat in at no waiting for someone to come and pick up something...then it's off to chiropodist at 3.00...so I hope the fecker hurries up

Ooh nice to get your feet done! Are you a Christmasy person?

I used to be before I became a grumpy old fecker

It's changed so much hasn't it, I enjoy the day with my family, lunch, board games etc and I fear this may be the last one for my dad...

Bugger I had to answer that...I really hope your wrong Sami xx

He needs a heart valve replacement or stent fitted, he's refused, despite us reassuring him of the benefits and explained the downfalls of not having it done. Saw the cardiologist in August and she said he may get 18 months, but will become more poorly over that period "

Its like your between a rock and a hard place Sami

I fervently believe though that when we become older that when or time is coming to a end we will know and welcome it..unlike going young.

But I also know this will be of little comfort to you me saying this. It's not a nice situation to be in when we love someone and they have tired of life xx

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I'm staying with a pair of dancing oaps at the moment.. he's 76.. she's 85... they met at a dance... they got married last year

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good afternoon

Good afternoon Mistress

Wat ya up to?

So just done a bit of shopping in Tesco, got some washing to do...nothing exciting, very cold outside. Howz about you

Just sat in at no waiting for someone to come and pick up something...then it's off to chiropodist at 3.00...so I hope the fecker hurries up

Ooh nice to get your feet done! Are you a Christmasy person?

I used to be before I became a grumpy old fecker

It's changed so much hasn't it, I enjoy the day with my family, lunch, board games etc and I fear this may be the last one for my dad...

Bugger I had to answer that...I really hope your wrong Sami xx

He needs a heart valve replacement or stent fitted, he's refused, despite us reassuring him of the benefits and explained the downfalls of not having it done. Saw the cardiologist in August and she said he may get 18 months, but will become more poorly over that period

Its like your between a rock and a hard place Sami

I fervently believe though that when we become older that when or time is coming to a end we will know and welcome it..unlike going young.

But I also know this will be of little comfort to you me saying this. It's not a nice situation to be in when we love someone and they have tired of life xx"

Aah thank you Mistress. He does enjoy his day to day life, which we are all involved in. He still has quality of life at the moment, but often talks about being reunited with my mum...We all respect his decision, as he is compus mentus, just don't want him losing that quality of life..

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"I'm staying with a pair of dancing oaps at the moment.. he's 76.. she's 85... they met at a dance... they got married last year"

Wow..toyboy . How sweet, maybe they could teach you a few steps!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good afternoon

Good afternoon Mistress

Wat ya up to?

So just done a bit of shopping in Tesco, got some washing to do...nothing exciting, very cold outside. Howz about you

Just sat in at no waiting for someone to come and pick up something...then it's off to chiropodist at 3.00...so I hope the fecker hurries up

Ooh nice to get your feet done! Are you a Christmasy person?

I used to be before I became a grumpy old fecker

It's changed so much hasn't it, I enjoy the day with my family, lunch, board games etc and I fear this may be the last one for my dad...

Bugger I had to answer that...I really hope your wrong Sami xx

He needs a heart valve replacement or stent fitted, he's refused, despite us reassuring him of the benefits and explained the downfalls of not having it done. Saw the cardiologist in August and she said he may get 18 months, but will become more poorly over that period

Its like your between a rock and a hard place Sami

I fervently believe though that when we become older that when or time is coming to a end we will know and welcome it..unlike going young.

But I also know this will be of little comfort to you me saying this. It's not a nice situation to be in when we love someone and they have tired of life xx

Aah thank you Mistress. He does enjoy his day to day life, which we are all involved in. He still has quality of life at the moment, but often talks about being reunited with my mum...We all respect his decision, as he is compus mentus, just don't want him losing that quality of life.. "

Sending you a big {{{hug}}} Sami xx

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over a year ago


"Good afternoon

Good afternoon Mistress

Wat ya up to?

So just done a bit of shopping in Tesco, got some washing to do...nothing exciting, very cold outside. Howz about you

Just sat in at no waiting for someone to come and pick up something...then it's off to chiropodist at 3.00...so I hope the fecker hurries up

Ooh nice to get your feet done! Are you a Christmasy person?

I used to be before I became a grumpy old fecker

It's changed so much hasn't it, I enjoy the day with my family, lunch, board games etc and I fear this may be the last one for my dad... "

Make sure you make everything beautiful and take loads of photos

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good afternoon

Good afternoon Mistress

Wat ya up to?

So just done a bit of shopping in Tesco, got some washing to do...nothing exciting, very cold outside. Howz about you

Just sat in at no waiting for someone to come and pick up something...then it's off to chiropodist at 3.00...so I hope the fecker hurries up

Ooh nice to get your feet done! Are you a Christmasy person?

I used to be before I became a grumpy old fecker

It's changed so much hasn't it, I enjoy the day with my family, lunch, board games etc and I fear this may be the last one for my dad...

Bugger I had to answer that...I really hope your wrong Sami xx

He needs a heart valve replacement or stent fitted, he's refused, despite us reassuring him of the benefits and explained the downfalls of not having it done. Saw the cardiologist in August and she said he may get 18 months, but will become more poorly over that period

Its like your between a rock and a hard place Sami

I fervently believe though that when we become older that when or time is coming to a end we will know and welcome it..unlike going young.

But I also know this will be of little comfort to you me saying this. It's not a nice situation to be in when we love someone and they have tired of life xx

Aah thank you Mistress. He does enjoy his day to day life, which we are all involved in. He still has quality of life at the moment, but often talks about being reunited with my mum...We all respect his decision, as he is compus mentus, just don't want him losing that quality of life..

Sending you a big {{{hug}}} Sami xx"

Aah thank you Mistress, I've got your {{{hug}}} xxx

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good afternoon

Good afternoon Mistress

Wat ya up to?

So just done a bit of shopping in Tesco, got some washing to do...nothing exciting, very cold outside. Howz about you

Just sat in at no waiting for someone to come and pick up something...then it's off to chiropodist at 3.00...so I hope the fecker hurries up

Ooh nice to get your feet done! Are you a Christmasy person?

I used to be before I became a grumpy old fecker

It's changed so much hasn't it, I enjoy the day with my family, lunch, board games etc and I fear this may be the last one for my dad...

Make sure you make everything beautiful and take loads of photos "

Eenie thank you darling, I will xx

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over a year ago


"Good afternoon

Good afternoon Mistress

Wat ya up to?

So just done a bit of shopping in Tesco, got some washing to do...nothing exciting, very cold outside. Howz about you

Just sat in at no waiting for someone to come and pick up something...then it's off to chiropodist at 3.00...so I hope the fecker hurries up

Ooh nice to get your feet done! Are you a Christmasy person?

I used to be before I became a grumpy old fecker

It's changed so much hasn't it, I enjoy the day with my family, lunch, board games etc and I fear this may be the last one for my dad...

Bugger I had to answer that...I really hope your wrong Sami xx

He needs a heart valve replacement or stent fitted, he's refused, despite us reassuring him of the benefits and explained the downfalls of not having it done. Saw the cardiologist in August and she said he may get 18 months, but will become more poorly over that period

Its like your between a rock and a hard place Sami

I fervently believe though that when we become older that when or time is coming to a end we will know and welcome it..unlike going young.

But I also know this will be of little comfort to you me saying this. It's not a nice situation to be in when we love someone and they have tired of life xx

Aah thank you Mistress. He does enjoy his day to day life, which we are all involved in. He still has quality of life at the moment, but often talks about being reunited with my mum...We all respect his decision, as he is compus mentus, just don't want him losing that quality of life..

Sending you a big {{{hug}}} Sami xx

Aah thank you Mistress, I've got your {{{hug}}} xxx"

Your welcome Sami...I resurrected the nocturnal thread then conned straight out after doing so last night

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over a year ago

Ps I watched I'm a celebrity last night and they had silkies to eat for dinner... what the feck

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good afternoon

Good afternoon Mistress

Wat ya up to?

So just done a bit of shopping in Tesco, got some washing to do...nothing exciting, very cold outside. Howz about you

Just sat in at no waiting for someone to come and pick up something...then it's off to chiropodist at 3.00...so I hope the fecker hurries up

Ooh nice to get your feet done! Are you a Christmasy person?

I used to be before I became a grumpy old fecker

It's changed so much hasn't it, I enjoy the day with my family, lunch, board games etc and I fear this may be the last one for my dad...

Bugger I had to answer that...I really hope your wrong Sami xx

He needs a heart valve replacement or stent fitted, he's refused, despite us reassuring him of the benefits and explained the downfalls of not having it done. Saw the cardiologist in August and she said he may get 18 months, but will become more poorly over that period

Its like your between a rock and a hard place Sami

I fervently believe though that when we become older that when or time is coming to a end we will know and welcome it..unlike going young.

But I also know this will be of little comfort to you me saying this. It's not a nice situation to be in when we love someone and they have tired of life xx

Aah thank you Mistress. He does enjoy his day to day life, which we are all involved in. He still has quality of life at the moment, but often talks about being reunited with my mum...We all respect his decision, as he is compus mentus, just don't want him losing that quality of life..

Sending you a big {{{hug}}} Sami xx

Aah thank you Mistress, I've got your {{{hug}}} xxx

Your welcome Sami...I resurrected the nocturnal thread then conned straight out after doing so last night "

Haha, it was late though

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Morning girlie's xxx

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Morning girlie's xxx"

Morning Voddy! Howz things?

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Morning girlie's xxx

Morning Voddy! Howz things? "

morning sami getting worse even his lordship is being a little sod

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Morning girlie's xxx

Morning Voddy! Howz things? morning sami getting worse even his lordship is being a little sod "

Oh bless you..there must be something in the air, Miss Molly is running around the house like something possessed and keeps attacking me!

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over a year ago


"Morning girlie's xxx"

Afternoon giddy....but I'm a bloke really

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Morning girlie's xxx

Afternoon giddy....but I'm a bloke really "

spins Mistress round now ur giddy

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Morning girlie's xxx

Afternoon giddy....but I'm a bloke really "

Bloody auto carrot

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Morning girlie's xxx

Afternoon giddy....but I'm a bloke really spins Mistress round now ur giddy "

Haha

Just taken Miss Molly to vets. Seemed tender round her tummy, but everything is fine. Got her wormed at same time

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Morning girlie's xxx

Afternoon giddy....but I'm a bloke really spins Mistress round now ur giddy

Haha

Just taken Miss Molly to vets. Seemed tender round her tummy, but everything is fine. Got her wormed at same time "

Think I'm a neurotic mummy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Top of the morning to you all

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Top of the morning to you all "
morning mate Samis doing our brekki judging by the smoke alarm

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over a year ago


"Top of the morning to you all morning mate Samis doing our brekki judging by the smoke alarm"

Burnt toast? I love it well done

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Top of the morning to you all morning mate Samis doing our brekki judging by the smoke alarm

Burnt toast? I love it well done "

Just as well! . Morning both

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over a year ago


"Top of the morning to you all morning mate Samis doing our brekki judging by the smoke alarm

Burnt toast? I love it well done

Just as well! . Morning both "

Morning Sami...Could you put a slice of red mature Chester on top?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Top of the morning to you all morning mate Samis doing our brekki judging by the smoke alarm

Burnt toast? I love it well done

Just as well! . Morning both

Morning Sami...Could you put a slice of red mature Chester on top? "

Of course Mistress, would you like sliced tomato too?

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over a year ago


"Top of the morning to you all morning mate Samis doing our brekki judging by the smoke alarm

Burnt toast? I love it well done

Just as well! . Morning both

Morning Sami...Could you put a slice of red mature Chester on top?

Of course Mistress, would you like sliced tomato too? "

A few drops of Worcester sauce would be lovely

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Top of the morning to you all morning mate Samis doing our brekki judging by the smoke alarm

Burnt toast? I love it well done

Just as well! . Morning both

Morning Sami...Could you put a slice of red mature Chester on top?

Of course Mistress, would you like sliced tomato too? "

could I have normal cheddar plz bertie s on his way to visit ms molly

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Top of the morning to you all morning mate Samis doing our brekki judging by the smoke alarm

Burnt toast? I love it well done

Just as well! . Morning both

Morning Sami...Could you put a slice of red mature Chester on top?

Of course Mistress, would you like sliced tomato too? could I have normal cheddar plz bertie s on his way to visit ms molly "

Ffs what is Chester cheese...fecking chedder phone is doing my head in

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Top of the morning to you all morning mate Samis doing our brekki judging by the smoke alarm

Burnt toast? I love it well done

Just as well! . Morning both

Morning Sami...Could you put a slice of red mature Chester on top?

Of course Mistress, would you like sliced tomato too? could I have normal cheddar plz bertie s on his way to visit ms molly

Ffs what is Chester cheese...fecking chedder phone is doing my head in "

it's cheese that you buy in Chester shall I ask my cousin what it's like as she lives there

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Top of the morning to you all morning mate Samis doing our brekki judging by the smoke alarm

Burnt toast? I love it well done

Just as well! . Morning both

Morning Sami...Could you put a slice of red mature Chester on top?

Of course Mistress, would you like sliced tomato too?

A few drops of Worcester sauce would be lovely "

Bit late but coming up!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Top of the morning to you all morning mate Samis doing our brekki judging by the smoke alarm

Burnt toast? I love it well done

Just as well! . Morning both

Morning Sami...Could you put a slice of red mature Chester on top?

Of course Mistress, would you like sliced tomato too? could I have normal cheddar plz bertie s on his way to visit ms molly "

She's all floofed up!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Top of the morning to you all morning mate Samis doing our brekki judging by the smoke alarm

Burnt toast? I love it well done

Just as well! . Morning both

Morning Sami...Could you put a slice of red mature Chester on top?

Of course Mistress, would you like sliced tomato too? could I have normal cheddar plz bertie s on his way to visit ms molly

Ffs what is Chester cheese...fecking chedder phone is doing my head in "

It's cheddar...but from Chester

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Wanders in looks at the mess goes to the shop and gets cleaning stuff

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Wanders in looks at the mess goes to the shop and gets cleaning stuff"

Wozn't me

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Wanders in looks at the mess goes to the shop and gets cleaning stuff

Wozn't me "

found some boxers with the name Ash in em you know anything about them

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Wanders in looks at the mess goes to the shop and gets cleaning stuff

Wozn't me found some boxers with the name Ash in em you know anything about them"

Nope..I know of no one by that name.. ...

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Wanders in looks at the mess goes to the shop and gets cleaning stuff

Wozn't me found some boxers with the name Ash in em you know anything about them

Nope..I know of no one by that name.. ... "

miss Molly says different

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Wanders in looks at the mess goes to the shop and gets cleaning stuff

Wozn't me found some boxers with the name Ash in em you know anything about them

Nope..I know of no one by that name.. ... miss Molly says different "

Tut...little s**t, thought I'd shut her out

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Sami argos have the ideal Christmas tree for you

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Sami argos have the ideal Christmas tree for you"

Ooh is it a sparkly one Voddy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just got home from 7 this morning.....by far too much drama to go into detail and I'm totally fucked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just got home from 7 this morning.....by far too much drama to go into detail and I'm totally fucked"

I'm not surprised...bed time for you then eh?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Just got home from 7 this morning.....by far too much drama to go into detail and I'm totally fucked"

Aah bless you..hope all is ok

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Just got home from 7 this morning.....by far too much drama to go into detail and I'm totally fucked

I'm not surprised...bed time for you then eh? "

How's things lovely lady? xx

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over a year ago


"Just got home from 7 this morning.....by far too much drama to go into detail and I'm totally fucked

I'm not surprised...bed time for you then eh? "

It was Eenie.. Just got up half hour ago and struggling to face what is coming today..

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over a year ago


"Just got home from 7 this morning.....by far too much drama to go into detail and I'm totally fucked

I'm not surprised...bed time for you then eh?

It was Eenie.. Just got up half hour ago and struggling to face what is coming today.."

Oh bless you, I hate when people I like are going through tough times. Sending a powerful hug x

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over a year ago


"Just got home from 7 this morning.....by far too much drama to go into detail and I'm totally fucked

I'm not surprised...bed time for you then eh?

How's things lovely lady? xx"

Slowly moving forward, thanks for asking xx

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Just got home from 7 this morning.....by far too much drama to go into detail and I'm totally fucked

I'm not surprised...bed time for you then eh?

How's things lovely lady? xx

Slowly moving forward, thanks for asking xx"

Bless you, you'll get there, hugs..xx

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Just got home from 7 this morning.....by far too much drama to go into detail and I'm totally fucked

I'm not surprised...bed time for you then eh?

It was Eenie.. Just got up half hour ago and struggling to face what is coming today.."

{{{Hugs}}}xx

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Sami argos have the ideal Christmas tree for you

Ooh is it a sparkly one Voddy "

now it's a half tree to stop puddytats climbing

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Sami argos have the ideal Christmas tree for you

Ooh is it a sparkly one Voddy now it's a half tree to stop puddytats climbing"

Haha, love it! It wouldn't stop Miss Molly, she can jump very high!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Evening Sami....Just got me breath back from that big hug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening Sami....Just got me breath back from that big hug "

Aah, you ok?

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Morning ladies and gentlemen bertie n molly xx

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Morning ladies and gentlemen bertie n molly xx"

Afternoon Voddy and Mistress, Molly sends furry hugs to Bertie

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Started #137

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