FabSwingers.com forum: Not a moan. Definitely not.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Now I love you men. I really, really do honest( you know what's coming next). But by all thats holy, do you ever listen? At what point in the sentence do you lose concentration? Do you ever think you really want to try but just never make it.

I can see by the glazed look in your eyes, Ive already lost you all. Big, bouncing boobies?

Nope you've all gone.

It's ok. I like talking to myself.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Whaaaa?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to say I got to boobies.. But I skipped the rest... So yes... Boobies!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I mean not everyone can can cook, stop bullying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I mean not everyone can can cook, stop bullying "

You dance and cook? Cool.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I mean not everyone can can cook, stop bullying

You dance and cook? Cool.

I dance with L plates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have that in baby English please

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

"I mean not everyone can can cook, stop bullying

You dance and cook? Cool.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was with you all the way to the first full stop.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I knew it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You've got nice boobs op

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

PMT!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"PMT!

That was last week with the tears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sorry I didn't get passed the pictures.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s funny you should mention big bouncing boobies, only the other.........

Nope, lost my train of thought.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"PMT!

That was last week with the tears

Menopause?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What did you say, op? Got distracted!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw the stripey sox and was hypnotised

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

Feminist propaganda

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's boobs? I never made it bar the legs!!!

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

I read it all by myself all the way to the end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's boobs? I never made it bar the legs!!!"

Did, er, whatevershecalled, say boobs, really, must've zoned out!

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By *veready69Man
over a year ago

PLYMOUTH

What??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I read it all by myself all the way to the end

*Grabs you by the hand and leads you off. Now then, about this listening business...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now I love you men. I really, really do honest( you know what's coming next). But by all thats holy, do you ever listen? At what point in the sentence do you lose concentration? Do you ever think you really want to try but just never make it.

I can see by the glazed look in your eyes, Ive already lost you all. Big, bouncing boobies?

Nope you've all gone.

It's ok. I like talking to myself.

Sorry? What was that noise above the boobs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry dropped off for a minute there.

Then got distracted by the pics

Must be a guy thing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sorry dropped off for a minute there.

Then got distracted by the pics

Must be a guy thing

I could always come and box your ears for you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

squirrel!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry dropped off for a minute there.

Then got distracted by the pics

Must be a guy thing

I could always come and box your ears for you? "

If that's a challenge I'm up for it. If you are

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Im off to bed to play with myself anyway. Night all.

(Bet you all heard that)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im off to bed to play with myself anyway. Night all.

(Bet you all heard that)

Boobies?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im off to bed to play with myself anyway. Night all.

(Bet you all heard that)

Boobies?"

Them aswell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im off to bed to play with myself anyway. Night all.

(Bet you all heard that)

Go start yourself off luv, I’ll be up in five minutes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im off to bed to play with myself anyway. Night all.

(Bet you all heard that)

Boobies?

Them aswell

You had me at love... That is all I needed to hear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can see by the glazed look in your eyes, Ive already lost you all. Big, bouncing boobies?

Nope you've all gone.

It's ok. I like talking to myself.

I lost concentration at holy, then seen big bouncing boobies

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im off to bed to play with myself anyway. Night all.

(Bet you all heard that)

Go start yourself off luv, I’ll be up in five minutes "

I'll rummage in my 'jama's a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im off to bed to play with myself anyway. Night all.

(Bet you all heard that)

Go start yourself off luv, I’ll be up in five minutes

I'll rummage in my 'jama's a bit"

Fuckinell you’re so sexy, love when you talk dirty.

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By *alking DisasterWoman
over a year ago

South Oxfordshire

"I read it all by myself all the way to the end

But did you pay attention?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP wins the internet for today...

Please take care of the little black box full of wires and happiness

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Mmmm boobies xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it wasn’t your boobies that made me lose concentration, it was that sweet ass of yours, amazing

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

I'm sure lots of men would like you to moan with them Autumn. That sounded creepy didn't it.

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

I’m a great listener. I’d love to hear you moan more.

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