FabSwingers.com forum: Whats made you smile today

By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Ive not been well all week so have been unable to go out, my boyfriend said he would take me out for a walk today. Weather was sunny we had a little walk down the town, had a bit of lunch and i treated myself to the no7 latest offer (only way i can afford makeup lol).

Planning to go to the supermarket on my own tomorrowxxkaren

What has made you smile today

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over a year ago

A little message that I got from someone,it was a lovely surprise and made me feel good xxx

Hope you're feeling better Diamond,I miss you when you're not around xx

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over a year ago

Watching my neighbour (who is a dick) run after the dustmen with his wheelie bin as he forgot to put it out.....priceless...he runs like a girl!!!

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"A little message that I got from someone,it was a lovely surprise and made me feel good xxx

Hope you're feeling better Diamond,I miss you when you're not around xx"

Awww ty honey, today is the best ive felt, i just stay out the way when im down. Its nice to get surprises, whether a message or anything.

Ive just bought two more spiritual books to read (cant remember the names) so i will start reading one of those tonight.

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over a year ago

"A little message that I got from someone,it was a lovely surprise and made me feel good xxx

Hope you're feeling better Diamond,I miss you when you're not around xx

Awww ty honey, today is the best ive felt, i just stay out the way when im down. Its nice to get surprises, whether a message or anything.

Ive just bought two more spiritual books to read (cant remember the names) so i will start reading one of those tonight."

Well next time you're missing for a few days i'll bombard you with girly words of comfort via pm xx

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

like you diamond, i;ve been laid up all week ( not the kind of laid i like! )

whats made me smile was a call from my youngest who's away with his dad ..aww x

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By *oppyandcockCouple
over a year ago

cambridge

Our 3 yr old grandson telling me his mummy has a new baby in her tummy! Bless!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I read in another thread that the Fussy Pasty were scary, laughed so hard I nearly followed through

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By *itFunGuyMan
over a year ago

Around & about

Reading twobonks post :D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I read in another thread that the Fussy Pasty were scary, laughed so hard I nearly followed through

Thanks for sharing....you know you can get special "man nappies" for that

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

hows your cooking coming along Gordon .....pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Something made me laugh out loud today and I keepgiggling about it

Rob had an accident at work that resulted in him being taken to hospital on a stretcher....hes home and hes ok but a bit shaken up

What made me laugh though was this comment from him "It was so embarassing being taken out of a building in the middle of London on a stretcher with my nipples on show!"

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Something made me laugh out loud today and I keepgiggling about it

Rob had an accident at work that resulted in him being taken to hospital on a stretcher....hes home and hes ok but a bit shaken up

What made me laugh though was this comment from him "It was so embarassing being taken out of a building in the middle of London on a stretcher with my nipples on show!"

omg that is soooooooo funny and so typical mannish lol. Hope hes okxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

two things have made me smile today

one finding out im going to be a uncle again and two making love in the afternoon to my wonderful girlfriend

and to cap it all off the sun has been shining all day long

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

well I just bet you all can guess what has mademe smille tonight...hee hee...mmmm mmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got an invite out on Friday, made me more than smile....

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By *1dKingColeMan
over a year ago

east london

Michel Jackson?

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

pmsl.

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Michel Jackson?

lol you beat me too it bad boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well someone made me smile a lot last night, but that has extended into today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thinking about all those greedy fuckers who bought tickets for his O2 concert to sell on Ebay and will now get hooped by Paypal in bank charges as they have to refund all that money..............now that makes me smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How long does this thread last as im still waiting for something to make me smile

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

The fact that ive got my dress for my graduation ball

The money it cost did'nt make me smile but when I put it on I was smiling and the fact that it means that its the end of a whole lot of studying also made me smile

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Im also smiling cos ive had a fair bit of vodka

wont be smiling at 5 in the morning whenI have to get up though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im also smiling cos ive had a fair bit of vodka

wont be smiling at 5 in the morning whenI have to get up though

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sore head .....saying to yourself iam not doing that again....but you will..lolol

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over a year ago

"Im also smiling cos ive had a fair bit of vodka

wont be smiling at 5 in the morning whenI have to get up though

sore head .....saying to yourself iam not doing that again....but you will..lolol

Don't I just know it

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over a year ago

"Im also smiling cos ive had a fair bit of vodka

wont be smiling at 5 in the morning whenI have to get up though

sore head .....saying to yourself iam not doing that again....but you will..lolol

Don't I just know it

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good thou dont you think ...same time fri night and again and again groundhog day

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over a year ago

"Im also smiling cos ive had a fair bit of vodka

wont be smiling at 5 in the morning whenI have to get up though

sore head .....saying to yourself iam not doing that again....but you will..lolol

Don't I just know it

good thou dont you think ...same time fri night and again and again groundhog day

yep im out again tomorrow night and up at 5 on sat morning as well!! unfair or what?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im also smiling cos ive had a fair bit of vodka

wont be smiling at 5 in the morning whenI have to get up though

sore head .....saying to yourself iam not doing that again....but you will..lolol

Don't I just know it

good thou dont you think ...same time fri night and again and again groundhog day

yep im out again tomorrow night and up at 5 on sat morning as well!! unfair or what?

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no you just have to hit the vodka to blot out the sleepy feeling that you will have and vodka is good for you ..its a fact....

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over a year ago

"Im also smiling cos ive had a fair bit of vodka

wont be smiling at 5 in the morning whenI have to get up though

sore head .....saying to yourself iam not doing that again....but you will..lolol

Don't I just know it

good thou dont you think ...same time fri night and again and again groundhog day

yep im out again tomorrow night and up at 5 on sat morning as well!! unfair or what?

no you just have to hit the vodka to blot out the sleepy feeling that you will have and vodka is good for you ..its a fact....

Ill keep telling myself that then when I can't keep up with what im supposed to be doing

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"The fact that ive got my dress for my graduation ball

The money it cost did'nt make me smile but when I put it on I was smiling and the fact that it means that its the end of a whole lot of studying also made me smile

Ohh honey you will have to put pics up, we went to my friends daughters prom to see them all going in this evening. We all had a little cry as she is the youngest of my closest friends children and shes all big and grown up now lol

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Have had a grin on my face since yesterday morning, just three litle words made it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

too early to smile, will get back to you later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its friday and iam off out for lunch so watch out boys....(p.s have to go back to work next week)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have had a grin on my face since yesterday morning, just three litle words made it"

"Upped your limit" perchance???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

getting a babysitter confirmed for tomorrow put a smile on our faces.

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what i am up to later

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"Have had a grin on my face since yesterday morning, just three litle words made it

"Upped your limit" perchance???

Not quite, but that made me smile too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

waking up knowing ive got the day off work

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone

"waking up knowing ive got the day off work

allright for some

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jacko died.

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone

"Jacko died."

I take it you didnt like him?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Showman side was very good.

Personal life oh dear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

waking up this morning looking at my gawgus partner and thinking i'm so lucky!! love you martin sooo very much x x x x x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"waking up this morning looking at my gawgus partner and thinking i'm so lucky!! love you martin sooo very much x x x x x x "

Can we change this to "what made me throw up today"

hehehehe kidding you soppy buggers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"waking up this morning looking at my gawgus partner and thinking i'm so lucky!! love you martin sooo very much x x x x x x

Can we change this to "what made me throw up today"

hehehehe kidding you soppy buggers

lol sorry hun just couldn't help myself today, but that cud be a gd thread to do x x x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The amount of love that's in the world even from the unfortunate that can still shine through with a beautifull smile .Also ofciurse that your getting better lmao njoy your lunch hehe.;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The amount of love that's in the world even from the unfortunate that can still shine through with a beautifull smile .Also ofciurse that your getting better lmao njoy your lunch hehe.;-) "

Have you taken something?

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

A massive orgasm that made my ears ring has made me smile today

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"A massive orgasm that made my ears ring has made me smile today

Well I'm still ringing from yesterday lol

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

**Smiles**

When a plan comes together.....mwahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"**Smiles**

When a plan comes together.....mwahahahaha"
hope youre smiling cos youre better hun? x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lmao Aqua how ya doing there Hun ?,No is your answer to that Lucy love but it's a secret hehe well alright ill tell you but you would only be jelous if I did at least I can close my mouth now lmao;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Didnt you know Lucy were just natuarly high on life such an insult have I taken anything I'm sure certain people do to make them happy but why when you already are fully contented it's ok let you off seen as it you Hun lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

true smiles and happiness comes from within not what another does or can do mwah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I borrowed my mates Landrover.

I noticed one of the tyres was nearly flat this morning.

So I went round the back to put the spare on and that was flat too.......

I couldn't smile bloody wide enough!

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

i got told i was loved today!!!

That made me smile!!!

hmmmmmmmmmxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My nine year old niece helping me cut the grass today. Love my nieces to pieces

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"i got told i was loved today!!!

That made me smile!!!

hmmmmmmmmmxxxxxx"

Aaaaawwww sweet

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

my life made me smile today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i got told i was loved today!!!

That made me smile!!!

hmmmmmmmmmxxxxxx"

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whats made me smile today is finding the true meaning of the word..... Bint pmsl.

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"Whats made me smile today is finding the true meaning of the word..... Bint pmsl.

Be smiling on the other side of ya face if you keep that up......lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nothing I'm just a normally happy guy LOL big smiles to all

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

Not only am i loved - my little sister made me sausage butties while i am poorly off work laying on the settee...

.....aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

awww how sweet of little Sis then big hugs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There seems to be quite a few peeps not feeling too good - hope you all feel better soon.

I had some lovely messages from a really nice guy so that has made me smile today

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"awww how sweet of little Sis then big hugs

cheers chuck, another smile here now

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"There seems to be quite a few peeps not feeling too good - hope you all feel better soon.

I had some lovely messages from a really nice guy so that has made me smile today

Ooooooh nice one Di, may it continue xx

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Ive had a smiley couple of days as Jay has been here, but hes just gone home so now im

but then i think about the weekend to come and im

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

popping into work for the first time since february and people being really pleased to see me , and glad i'll be back for a few hours a week soon !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wind

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"Wind

Tut!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well it was in private lol and how are you Debz ? xx

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"well it was in private lol and how are you Debz ? xx"

CLiggy, i have been poorly today and skiving off work- but have chatted to good friends - and you know what...

THAT has made me smile.....:D

There are some really nice people out there and i just have to remember that when others are throwing mud.

BIG hugs to you all - and smiles all round.

XXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nothing............

im down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

why its not like you to be down love your posts and you make me smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sorry babes

am a little down but will bounce back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There seems to be quite a few peeps not feeling too good - hope you all feel better soon.

I had some lovely messages from a really nice guy so that has made me smile today

Ooooooh nice one Di, may it continue xx"
Thanks babe. I've just altered my profile today to show as single woman as hubby no longer plays and I'm beginning to wonder whether it was a good idea as my messages have quadrupled. It's now like a full time job reading/answering messages lol but hey ho, better than not getting any at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

kittys news about alfie made me smile.

brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"kittys news about alfie made me smile.

brilliant

Yes, that was good news. And I have received an invite for an interview too so lots of smiles today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yo go girl..........

you do great di im sure.

things are looking up aint they

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hugs to peaches xxx

My partner told me today he wants to take me away for a weekend - THAT made me smile....

.....lets share the smiles :D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"yo go girl..........

you do great di im sure.

things are looking up aint they

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They certainly seem to be yes. Hope you feel happier later/tomorrow babe xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thanks hun

i will be ok, never down for long and i will be boucing all over the forum again soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BOUNCING TOO lmao

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"There seems to be quite a few peeps not feeling too good - hope you all feel better soon.

I had some lovely messages from a really nice guy so that has made me smile today

Ooooooh nice one Di, may it continue xxThanks babe. I've just altered my profile today to show as single woman as hubby no longer plays and I'm beginning to wonder whether it was a good idea as my messages have quadrupled. It's now like a full time job reading/answering messages lol but hey ho, better than not getting any at all

Welcome to the world of the single fem!!!

ANd make sure you enjoy!!!!

I know you will

xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leaving planet Thanet in a few days to start a new life with the people i love the most

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i just got a new job ,,,, start tomorooo wahhey ,,, brickin it now though ,,, lol

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"Leaving planet Thanet in a few days to start a new life with the people i love the most

Hope it goes well

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"i just got a new job ,,,, start tomorooo wahhey ,,, brickin it now though ,,, lol "

And you too, so you gonna be a bricklayer then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i just got a new job ,,,, start tomorooo wahhey ,,, brickin it now though ,,, lol "

Nice one mate, hope it's everything you wanted and good luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i wish ,,, lol thanks

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

The policeman in wilkinsons who looked about 20 made me smile today mmmmmmmm not that i was drooling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Leaving planet Thanet in a few days to start a new life with the people i love the most

Hope it goes well

Thankyou x x

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

I'll have a big smile if I'm offered ajob today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Leaving planet Thanet in a few days to start a new life with the people i love the most

The Moonies?

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

not sure if I'm in a good or bad mood now (I'm always confused) got to wait until Friday to know if I've got the job or not

had to post it in both strings lol

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over a year ago

I am smiling because we have a fantastic weekend ahead of us........its gonna be brill

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

im smiling as i've done another week at work and like the honeypots I have a great weekend ahead !!

think i might be grinning for a while

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone

Im smiling lots at the moment but that might be partly due to the summer and the lure of some luscious ladys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fantastic weekend lined up, and tonight will hopefully be leaving a big grin on my face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The gf booking us a holiday to majorca for 7 days beginning of september for my birthday :D

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

booking a room for the Barnsley social and finding a nice room mate to share it mmmmmmmnnnnnnn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Today what made me smile was finishing all my jobs in the garden...No relax time!

Yesterday would have to be arranging a trip to London with a couple of GOOD friends!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

your not gonna believe this but yes it made me smile

im a TRUE blonde....honest.

but fancied sticking a little colour in my hair, as ya do ;0

but..................

it went bleeding yucky..it was sort of red come brown come blonde come all sorts.

yup.a lot of cumming involved.

so here i sit with another one on me head hoping it turns out ok and i aint bald at the end of it

but hey ho...you have to smile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whats made me smile today??

Good friends.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wot made me smile today, well it nearly made me wet me knickers.

a guy went in for his medical with the consultant. come out and came straight up to me. in a room full of patients and placed a brass door knob in my hand and said the following.

oh am sorry but Mr O*****'s knob has just cum off in me hand.

cudnt luk at him for laughing and so was the rest of the room

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

been there ...done that...ended uplookinf like a Belisha beacon...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The gf booking us a holiday to majorca for 7 days beginning of september for my birthday :D "

ah tough shit mate yer missing the barnsley social and i bet yer wishing yer were really going to that haha!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"wot made me smile today, well it nearly made me wet me knickers.

a guy went in for his medical with the consultant. come out and came straight up to me. in a room full of patients and placed a brass door knob in my hand and said the following.

oh am sorry but Mr O*****'s knob has just cum off in me hand.

cudnt luk at him for laughing and so was the rest of the room"

You been for your weekly check up already...????

My, time flies eh lol.....

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over a year ago

"wot made me smile today, well it nearly made me wet me knickers.

a guy went in for his medical with the consultant. come out and came straight up to me. in a room full of patients and placed a brass door knob in my hand and said the following.

oh am sorry but Mr O*****'s knob has just cum off in me hand.

cudnt luk at him for laughing and so was the rest of the room"
you 2...my friends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The policeman in wilkinsons who looked about 20 made me smile today mmmmmmmm not that i was drooling"

more like dribbling from ya fanny yer hussy. bet ya asked to look at his bobbys helmet

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over a year ago

"wot made me smile today, well it nearly made me wet me knickers.

a guy went in for his medical with the consultant. come out and came straight up to me. in a room full of patients and placed a brass door knob in my hand and said the following.

oh am sorry but Mr O*****'s knob has just cum off in me hand.

cudnt luk at him for laughing and so was the rest of the roomyou 2...my friends

oooooohhhhh feeling the lurve....fancy a shag

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"The policeman in wilkinsons who looked about 20 made me smile today mmmmmmmm not that i was drooling

more like dribbling from ya fanny yer hussy. bet ya asked to look at his bobbys helmet"

more likely his credentials

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

second colour and i still look weird....ooooooooooooo i cant go to work like this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"booking a room for the Barnsley social and finding a nice room mate to share it mmmmmmmnnnnnnn

I wonder if I can be that lucky.......... wait......... I am

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over a year ago

"wot made me smile today, well it nearly made me wet me knickers.

a guy went in for his medical with the consultant. come out and came straight up to me. in a room full of patients and placed a brass door knob in my hand and said the following.

oh am sorry but Mr O*****'s knob has just cum off in me hand.

cudnt luk at him for laughing and so was the rest of the room

You been for your weekly check up already...????

My, time flies eh lol.....

funnily enuf had me weekly check up and they sed i was contagious. sed anyone who fucked me that their knob would drop off

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By *ayceeCouple
over a year ago

northampton

Kitty in the chatroom and watching no one know what to make of her lol. Ohhh and the posse taking over in there lol.

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By *he Happy ManMan
over a year ago

Merseyside

"Ive not been well all week so have been unable to go out, my boyfriend said he would take me out for a walk today. Weather was sunny we had a little walk down the town, had a bit of lunch and i treated myself to the no7 latest offer (only way i can afford makeup lol).

Planning to go to the supermarket on my own tomorrowxxkaren

What has made you smile today"

My neice coming down from London

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

What has made you smile today"

Nothing! Nothing at all! I keep thinking I'll just get pissed tonight but I'm now wondering why wait until tonight!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

as long as youve finished your painting! lol

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

or playing by your pond or eating puddings lol

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"or playing by your pond or eating puddings lol"

How's it going with the vanilla girlfriend?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well being back here might give that away but she was more strawberry thanks

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

another tick on the long list of fuck-ups then.... see even that didn't raise a grin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well thats the great thing of life plenty of things to fuck up with out running out of things to fuck up!

Nothing new from you then !

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

Idid an hours work this morning and will get paid for it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its me

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