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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Anyone else onto this?

Started waiting until I’m bursting for a “wee” before engaging in a bit of “self coaching”...

It’s the future!

Or am I last on the boat with this?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Doesn’t spunk always have ‘right of way’ in such instances?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually the only thing I use an hard-on for now,is pissing over walls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It ruins it, what are you talking about. Always go, before a tug.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Actually the only thing I use an hard-on for now,is pissing over walls"

Only blokes will understand this^^^^^^

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Doesn’t spunk always have ‘right of way’ in such instances? "

It actually does!... at one point you aren’t to sure but yep one door closes and the other opens lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Miss Zombie like to be busting for a pee while being penetrated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone else onto this?

Started waiting until I’m bursting for a “wee” before engaging in a bit of “self coaching”...

It’s the future!

Or am I last on the boat with this? "

Seriously be areful guys you can get an infection doing this or going for a piss straight after shooting your load with a boner !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sooo you ever bang one out while desperately holding a shit in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you're bursting for a pee who else can think of anything else apart from having a pee!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone else onto this?

Started waiting until I’m bursting for a “wee” before engaging in a bit of “self coaching”...

It’s the future!

Or am I last on the boat with this?

Seriously be areful guys you can get an infection doing this or going for a piss straight after shooting your load with a boner !!"

u can't get infection that's a old wife's tale its cleaner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone else onto this?

Started waiting until I’m bursting for a “wee” before engaging in a bit of “self coaching”...

It’s the future!

Or am I last on the boat with this?

Seriously be areful guys you can get an infection doing this or going for a piss straight after shooting your load with a boner !! u can't get infection that's a old wife's tale its cleaner "

Can’t you wash out wounds with your own pee?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Sooo you ever bang one out while desperately holding a shit in? "

I heard that simultaneous defecation and ejaculation is highly dangerous as it can open up cataclysmic apertures in the space time continuum....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Can’t imagine it’s gonna cause an infection mind?... I’m probably in danger of an infection from 100 other things before that?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sooo you ever bang one out while desperately holding a shit in?

I heard that simultaneous defecation and ejaculation is highly dangerous as it can open up cataclysmic apertures in the space time continuum...."

How about after a really hot curry?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can’t imagine it’s gonna cause an infection mind?... I’m probably in danger of an infection from 100 other things before that?! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone else onto this?

Started waiting until I’m bursting for a “wee” before engaging in a bit of “self coaching”...

It’s the future!

Or am I last on the boat with this? "

I thought "Garlic Bread" was the future

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anyone else onto this?

Started waiting until I’m bursting for a “wee” before engaging in a bit of “self coaching”...

It’s the future!

Or am I last on the boat with this?

I thought "Garlic Bread" was the future

"

Garlic AND bread??

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Sooo you ever bang one out while desperately holding a shit in?

I heard that simultaneous defecation and ejaculation is highly dangerous as it can open up cataclysmic apertures in the space time continuum...."

Only if you're traveling at 88 miles an hour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone else onto this?

Started waiting until I’m bursting for a “wee” before engaging in a bit of “self coaching”...

It’s the future!

Or am I last on the boat with this?

I thought "Garlic Bread" was the future

Garlic AND bread??"

I've tasted it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sooo you ever bang one out while desperately holding a shit in?

I heard that simultaneous defecation and ejaculation is highly dangerous as it can open up cataclysmic apertures in the space time continuum....

Only if you're traveling at 88 miles an hour"

Might need try this .... next time I fly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've pee'd then shot my load without out braking stride. I saw a porn vid of a guy pissing on high heels then shooting his load over them. I had to a go obvs

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