FabSwingers.com forum: A sentence, you can say during sex and at the dinner table?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Can I have seconds please?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘Mmmmm, that tastes exquisite’

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By *ddibleMan
over a year ago

Exeter Bristol Salisbury

Take your cock out of the butter

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton

Oh that tastes so good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a hair stuck in my tooth

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By *mm and HerCouple
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

Come here often?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

could you pass the cream?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘Would you like a leg?’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you want stuffing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Creampie for dessert?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘Wow, this is juicy....’

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

That’s filled me up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have the breast please

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘I may need a drink to wash this down....’

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

Please sir, can I have some more

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton

this doesn't taste like mayonnaise it's a bit salty

fish not my favourite dish

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

That stuffing was lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmm I've been eyeing those puddings up for a while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fish fingers anyone?

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By *raceytvcdTV/TS
over a year ago

mansfield

Oh my god that sausage is so good

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

I prefer thigh to breast, but I wouldn't say no to a bit of both

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘Hmmhhgghhh! I’ve got it stuck down my throat....’

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘I love it sweet and sticky....’

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By *buse my girlfriendCouple
over a year ago

Derby

Look at all the mess you made

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh this is so moist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i'm more of a breast man actually

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By *raceytvcdTV/TS
over a year ago

mansfield

What's for afters

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘Hmmmm.....this meat smells a bit off....’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This smells funny

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

I don't touch spotted dick

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Is is ok to dip in this sauce?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t talk with your mouth full

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘Should this be bleeding?’

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘Your dumplings are lovely and firm if I may say so.’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope you don't mind, I've invited a friend

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

May I have another sausage please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you like some rump?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grannies fallen asleep again...

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By *buse my girlfriendCouple
over a year ago

Derby

Stop slurping

oh no, it's dripping down your chin

now look, it's all over your tits

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘I’m so very sorry - I appear to have spilt it everywhere....’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That made my lips tingle

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

God, I feel so full

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why is there gravy on my meat

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By *harlotte SometimesWoman
over a year ago

Leafy Warwickshire

Sorry, I don’t eat meat!

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By *ambo900Man
over a year ago

gosport

Mum that was groase

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘I need to let the meat rest now...’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah bollox I forgot to take my indigestion tablet

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Sorry its a bit dry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you going to eat that or not

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

No more, I'm stuffed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Excuse me for a moment, I need a wee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely breast for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh dear, that is a soggy bottom

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton

Oh I love a spit roast

You've got nuts on your chin

oh go on then I'll have a little taste

Mmmm that's creamy

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By *nsatiablepartnerseekerMan
over a year ago

nottingham

I love dripping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't believe you've finished already

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By *hunderstruckMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Shall we invite the neighbours

(Priest ) to join us

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By *ustalittleKinkWoman
over a year ago

in the shadows

Can't beat a good spit roast

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

I love pigs in blankets ......David Cameron one there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get this down your neck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Three hours to prepare and it's all finished within five minutes

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By *ystical_InkedBBWWoman
over a year ago

somewhere in the Shire of Derby

Dont speak with your mouth full

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By *ogNMuseCouple
over a year ago

Surrey

Can I have the bill please...

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

I could handle a at least a couple of French tarts for desert.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Pass the cucumber

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

"Pass the cucumber

I have a big one here for you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is always room for more

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Pass the cucumber

I have a big one here for you!

Ooh....what about the cucumber though?....

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

"Pass the cucumber

I have a big one here for you!

Ooh....what about the cucumber though?....

Shall we just forget about dinner and go straight upstairs?!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Pass the cucumber

I have a big one here for you!

Ooh....what about the cucumber though?....

Shall we just forget about dinner and go straight upstairs?!"

I'm on me way

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By *irkydirkyMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

What the fuck is this...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Havent drained my spuds properly."

"Pass the salad dressing... this is a little dry."

"I love these scallops. Fresh and briney."

"I've just knocked up a batch of fresh mayonnaise... like to taste some?"

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

"Pass the cucumber

I have a big one here for you!

Ooh....what about the cucumber though?....

Shall we just forget about dinner and go straight upstairs?!

I'm on me way

we can order a take away afterwards!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"What the fuck is this..."

It's a sentence you can say at the dinner table and during sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll just drizzle some meaty gravy over these hot plump dumplings..."

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Pass the cucumber

I have a big one here for you!

Ooh....what about the cucumber though?....

Shall we just forget about dinner and go straight upstairs?!

I'm on me way

we can order a take away afterwards!

Save me cooking...kebab?....

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By *irkydirkyMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"What the fuck is this...

It's a sentence you can say at the dinner table and during sex

Yet to figure if it’s good or bad haha

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

"Pass the cucumber

I have a big one here for you!

Ooh....what about the cucumber though?....

Shall we just forget about dinner and go straight upstairs?!

I'm on me way

we can order a take away afterwards!

Save me cooking...kebab?....

Chicken kebabs?..I do like a nice breast.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll just lean over behind you and serve up this meaty main course."

"There... a lovely spicy meat filling for that quivering little empty taco."

"Your Burrito is stuffed full of meat. But I think we could still squeeze some more in.

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By *p4funCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

Invite your friends theres plenty to go around

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't think of anything witty to add to this but some of these have made me spit my gin out!!....very funny!!!

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Is that it

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

The Main Course was superb...what's for dessert?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's ok, you've just got to get used to it.

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By *r_BlueEyesMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Is that it

Beat me to it

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Pass the cucumber

I have a big one here for you!

Ooh....what about the cucumber though?....

Shall we just forget about dinner and go straight upstairs?!

I'm on me way

we can order a take away afterwards!

Save me cooking...kebab?....

Chicken kebabs?..I do like a nice breast."

Hmmm. I have a couple...

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Do I have something on my lips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Look at all the mess you made"

I have been told that a few times.

In my defence I enjoy food at the dinner table, but can get peckish and enjoy midnight snacks. It appears not everyone is a fan of bedroom crumbs

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Feed me

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By *iffaWoman
over a year ago

wherever

that’s too big to fit in my mouth

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Don't talk with your mouth full

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think the ceiling needs a new coat of paint

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By *ooskiMan
over a year ago

south coast

Good girl......now ready of another round.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice chianti...

Are those?....

Fava beans...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just given the meat a rub, it won't take long now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That portion was so generous, l really had trouble swallowing..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That was almost as good as sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It goes down well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That was almost as good as sex

Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here, take another bite!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We’ve had this every night this week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I say... "Thank You very much"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do I get my mouth round that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m not eating that. I’m vegetarian

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know what...

Reading most of these i'm thinking are "normal" discussions amongst diners. Certainly for me my sole focus is on food and eating

However now it seems the basic things have double meanings...

Conversations at the dinner table will never be the same again!

This thread is like footsie under the table, but with words

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Uuuuuurm cum for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m not eating that. I’m vegetarian

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When did you stop eating meat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should of eaten out tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All you can eat, is it?

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By *oftandGentle2Couple
over a year ago

leeds

Would you like whipped cream with that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m not eating that. I’m vegetarian

When did you stop eating meat?

I stopped eating meat without a pulse when I was 23.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont talk with your mouth full.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you baby, that was awesome, can I have a cream pie for pudding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m not eating that. I’m vegetarian

When did you stop eating meat?

I stopped eating meat without a pulse when I was 23. "

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By *ara MTV/TS
over a year ago

Aberdare

Thank you all for coming.

I hope you like nuts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you mind switching places with your sister

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s rude to talk with your mouth full

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Can I have it on the table right now

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Mmm I do like soft baps

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

Who’s a greedy girl then

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By *irkydirkyMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Pass the turnips??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a lovely honey pot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we need to turn the split roast over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you like cream on your buns or your melons?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That cheese is really stnky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you like some gentlemen’s relish

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

What lovely dumplings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pass the sprouts, I think I can manage one more

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Are you going to eat it or look at it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh yes .. more please

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Well I didn't think it would taste like that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More tea vicar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh no, I couldn’t possibly manage another one....well, if you insist I’m happy to help tidy up

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Don't talk with your mouthful!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmm....just a little splash of juice on that would be lovely thankyou

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need a folk

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By *agermeisterMan
over a year ago

Leeds

That looks lovely mum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone want seconds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Finish it off naughty girl

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Those plums look delicious!

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Anyone fancy a Spit roast ?

Is it to dry ?

Don't talk with your mouthful

You've got something on your chin

Anyone fancy a duck

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

I prefer your mums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whipped cream anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone fancy an indian ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or is it chinese tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you finished ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wash your hands first!

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

I didn't expect to find SWEETCORN !!!

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

That tastes delicious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That was a bit too salty for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a fork please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dark or white meat

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

I'll have a bit breast and thigh please

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

It tastes a bit fishy

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Don't gobble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cream finger, anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Help yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont talk with your mouth full

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my dear you are so messy. You have it all around your mouth, dripping of your chin and all down your front.

Tut tut

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By *ikely ladMan
over a year ago

Hounslow

I definitely prefer breast over leg

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By *ikely ladMan
over a year ago

Hounslow

"I prefer your mums "
haha, quality!

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

I've got Sticky fingers and I'll finish by putting my bone in your greasy box

This KFC was great

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bottoms up

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

That's not a sausage it's a chipolata

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t care what Jamie says, I prefer it long and slow!

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By *usietranslutTV/TS
over a year ago

carlow

Now, who is on "clean up"?

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Get your cock out of the custard!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh....that’s lovely and moist

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Should we have it on the dining table or in the kitchen?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't wait to tuck into this... Been looking forward to it ALL day!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you going to swallow that or spit it into a tissue

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

If we take a leg each that will leave plenty of room for you to get to the breast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll swap you some of my pork, for a bit of your breast or thigh?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I didn't expect to find SWEETCORN !!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow that filled the hole ?? x

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By *inks_apeyCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Ooow that meat was so juicy

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