FabSwingers.com forum: Llamas

By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

.....They’re bloody weird aren’t they?

Please discuss.....

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"No

How about Lorenzo Lamas then?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Not even Larry the llama

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awww they’re cute

Don’t be mean to the llamas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

".....They’re bloody weird aren’t they?

Please discuss.....

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I did some work years ago for a guy who bred them

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

Alpaca are weirder but they produce ten to fifteen pounds of wool per fleece which is worth £3.00 an ounce!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Do they wear sexy shoes?

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By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago

Gosport

Mutant camels prone to revenge or at least they were on my C64.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to go to the farms near me and the llamas and alpacas used to chase me and spot at me, farmers have them to keep foxes away from the sheep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I used to go to the farms near me and the llamas and alpacas used to chase me and spot at me, farmers have them to keep foxes away from the sheep"

Spit*

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Has anyone seen llamas in hats on YouTube...Carl!!!?

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Random Llama fact: A baby llama is called a Cria

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

They are cute x

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Random Llama fact: A llama can live for up to thirty years although more commonly lives between 15-25 years

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

Alpacas are ace. One headbutted my mate once and split his head open though!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

No, it's humans who are

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Random Lamas fact: Lorenzo Lamas played ex cop-framed for a murder he didn’t commit (cliche much?) Reno Raines in Renegade for five seasons.

He also married his female co-star Kathleen Kinmont.

He was also in the movie Grease (but I can’t remember who he played).

Um.....not much more to say about him really but he is at least more interesting than Steven Seagal who as far as I am aware, has no tenuously Llama associated stories connected with him whatsoever, unless of course, someone can confirm that his very bloody obvious wig is made from Llama fur?)

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Tom chisum?

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Tom chisum?"

Ah ha! - Yes, you’re right - I’ve just looked him up. (Classic movie!)

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Tom chisum?

Ah ha! - Yes, you’re right - I’ve just looked him up. (Classic movie!)

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yep x

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I keep an alligator and a crocodile in ma flat, when I have a bath it tends to get a bit hectic to say the least

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By *am62Woman
over a year ago

Bristol

Got fifteen. Alpacas

love them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Llamas are so cute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drama Llamas. Life is too short for them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Llamas are so cute

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but are they as cute as puddy cats

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

In what way are they weird?

I think they’re gorgeous x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Drama Llamas. Life is too short for them.

There are more than a few drama llamas on fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Llamas are so cute

but are they as cute as puddy cats "

Maybe not as feisty as this one

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

They are adorable and look after each other so well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Long necked sheep you mean.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"In what way are they weird?

I think they’re gorgeous x"

Weird as in like a horse and sheep got busy together and the Llama was the result....

They are nice though. Naturally very inquisitive and friendly creatures

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"In what way are they weird?

I think they’re gorgeous x

Weird as in like a horse and sheep got busy together and the Llama was the result....

They are nice though. Naturally very inquisitive and friendly creatures

With a bit of giraffe

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By *ily Con CarneTV/TS
over a year ago

Cornwall

Can you eat them ? ... asking for my mate

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"In what way are they weird?

I think they’re gorgeous x

Weird as in like a horse and sheep got busy together and the Llama was the result....

They are nice though. Naturally very inquisitive and friendly creatures

With a bit of giraffe "

He he - and yak which explains their furry coats

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By *est Wales WifeCouple
over a year ago

Near Carmarthen

"Alpaca are weirder but they produce ten to fifteen pounds of wool per fleece which is worth £3.00 an ounce!

Not true current buying prices are in the region of

£8 a kilo for white fine grade skirted fleeces.

£3 a kilo for coloured fine grade un-skirted fleeces.

Can't believe I'm posting this on a swinging site

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Can you eat them ? ... asking for my mate"

Yes, Llama meat is indeed for sale in some places although I have no idea what it tastes like. Anyone?

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By *est Wales WifeCouple
over a year ago

Near Carmarthen

"Can you eat them ? ... asking for my mate

Yes, Llama meat is indeed for sale in some places although I have no idea what it tastes like. Anyone?"

I've eaten Alpaca burgers in Bolivia or Peru (can't remember which), a bit like lamb from what I remember.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Llamas are so cute

but are they as cute as puddy cats

Maybe not as feisty as this one

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feisty eh nothing wrong with feisty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you eat them ? ... asking for my mate"

Tell your mate there’s plenty of other thing to eat, like Pickled onion Monster Munch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aww they're cute, someone has them in a field driving towards Birstall from Huddersfield I almost ran a red light looking in the field haha

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

I thought this was going to be about drama llamas

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Can you eat them ? ... asking for my mate

Yes, Llama meat is indeed for sale in some places although I have no idea what it tastes like. Anyone?

I've eaten Alpaca burgers in Bolivia or Peru (can't remember which), a bit like lamb from what I remember."

Is there a market for Llama or Alpaca milk in the UK? I have read that their yield is notably less than many other mammals but is very rich nutritionally.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"I thought this was going to be about drama llamas

Yes, bring them in to - I brought in actor Lorenzo Lamas so why not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is Thursdays random thread night?

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Is Thursdays random thread night? "

Every night’s random thread night when I post one

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"With a bit of giraffe "

I had to buy new lampshades the last time I invited one into my gaff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

there welsh

2 x L's

like llandudno

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"I thought this was going to be about drama llamas

Yes, bring them in to - I brought in actor Lorenzo Lamas so why not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quite a few of each on farms around me. In Peru alpacas are common livestock for their wool, meat and hides.

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Mate of mine has alpaca, now they are two kangaroos short in the top paddock.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Random Llama fact: It’s a common misperception but Liverpool FC do NOT actually boast a Llama midfielder.

Independently performed tests have finally proven that Adam Lallana has no Camelid DNA whatsoever.

As to whether this is a good or conversely, bad factor regarding his pitch performance however, I am admittedly presently unsure....

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I've got a girl called Rama lama dingdong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone fancy taking a road trip to visit all these llamas?

Alpaca my bags and come with

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

"Anyone fancy taking a road trip to visit all these llamas?

Alpaca my bags and come with

Spent time in Peru, there is a number of Alpaca there.

Came back with a marmalade sandwich.

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton

"Can you eat them ? ... asking for my mate"

And do they taste nice ?

We've had Camel and that's tasty

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Random Llama factoid number 847:

Due to their placid temperaments coupled with the ease to tame them and their relatively hardy physical stature, Llamas are frequently employed as pack carriers by the people in parts of South America.

However, note; Just because they will carry your bags, don’t take the piss! - Llamas will only accept so much weight before typically going on strike so to speak.

When they’ve had enough, they will often lay down in protest or else have even been known to commence spitting at, kicking or butting their owners.

Good on them say I.

(I wonder if they’ve set up a Llamas Union?)

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Lovely.

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

The back of Donald Trumps head looks like a llamas arse . Maybe he should fuck off back to Peru

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By *ily Con CarneTV/TS
over a year ago

Cornwall

"Can you eat them ? ... asking for my mate

Tell your mate there’s plenty of other thing to eat, like Pickled onion Monster Munch."

I think the mate mentioned that they have those as a side dish

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