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By *lem-H-Fandango OP   Man
over a year ago

salisbury

For or against?

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

depends on the size of the lamp and how quick you want it delivering?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1580899/Man-arrested-for-having-sex-with-lamp-post.html

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody hell: FOR of course!!

You get a better class of entertainment with LPP I always find!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bitches get higher that dogs by doing handstands up em!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I couldn't stand still for long enough, so, against.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm confused. Google says lamposting is standing still for long periods of time. Is that what you meant?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good lord I'd love that luxury

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The council fucked off with the lampposts round here recently and didn’t replace them, so I’ve no lamppost to be pissed on anymore

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"The council fucked off with the lampposts round here recently and didn’t replace them, so I’ve no lamppost to be pissed on anymore "

Buggers...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloke still comes round and lights the candles in ours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The council fucked off with the lampposts round here recently and didn’t replace them, so I’ve no lamppost to be pissed on anymore "

They replaced the ones here with low energy ones. Can't see a bloody thing unless you're right under one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The council fucked off with the lampposts round here recently and didn’t replace them, so I’ve no lamppost to be pissed on anymore

They replaced the ones here with low energy ones. Can't see a bloody thing unless you're right under one! "

Ours got brighter. Luckily for me I'm back from the road and there are trees in the way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The council fucked off with the lampposts round here recently and didn’t replace them, so I’ve no lamppost to be pissed on anymore

They replaced the ones here with low energy ones. Can't see a bloody thing unless you're right under one!

Ours got brighter. Luckily for me I'm back from the road and there are trees in the way."

Oh that would probably annoy me more if it was near my window!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The council fucked off with the lampposts round here recently and didn’t replace them, so I’ve no lamppost to be pissed on anymore

They replaced the ones here with low energy ones. Can't see a bloody thing unless you're right under one!

Ours got brighter. Luckily for me I'm back from the road and there are trees in the way.

Oh that would probably annoy me more if it was near my window! "

I would have to put blackout curtains up if I could see any.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The council fucked off with the lampposts round here recently and didn’t replace them, so I’ve no lamppost to be pissed on anymore

They replaced the ones here with low energy ones. Can't see a bloody thing unless you're right under one!

Ours got brighter. Luckily for me I'm back from the road and there are trees in the way.

Oh that would probably annoy me more if it was near my window! "

I don’t care about the light I just want a fucking gorgeous woman to piss on my lamppost

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this about charging electric cars up from lampposts.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Awww shurrup Doc, just get yer Ukulele out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Even the urban dictionary says it means a tall metal pole with a light on top

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Even the urban dictionary says it means a tall metal pole with a light on top "

Do you want to see how big my pole is?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Even the urban dictionary says it means a tall metal pole with a light on top

Do you want to see how big my pole is? "

Ok...go on then...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Awww shurrup Doc, just get yer Ukulele out "

You’ll regret it when I start singing “When I’m cleaning windows”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Awww shurrup Doc, just get yer Ukulele out

You’ll regret it when I start singing “When I’m cleaning windows”"

I can’t get birds to piss on my lampost but as soon as the window cleaners been they’re shitting on my windows!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it like planking?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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Note to self. Read full thread

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By *rickyd72Man
over a year ago

Sheffield


"The council fucked off with the lampposts round here recently and didn’t replace them, so I’ve no lamppost to be pissed on anymore

They replaced the ones here with low energy ones. Can't see a bloody thing unless you're right under one! "

absolutely! It's not just us then. Stand under the street light, super bright. Walk 2 paces away and you're in total darkness!

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