FabSwingers.com mobile

Already registered?
Login here

Back to forum list
Back to The Lounge

Click

Jump to newest
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Something keeps clicking in my kitchen and it's doing my head in!

You know that noise something makes when it's cooling down?! The only thing I've used today is the George foreman and that was hours ago!!

So what is it?!? Help!!!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

Maybe a radiator or the fridge? Or a giant mutant cricket that's just trying to annoy you?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Maybe a radiator or the fridge? Or a giant mutant cricket that's just trying to annoy you? "

That's my fear! I've got visions of a gremlin with a big long fingernail tapping on my worktop!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Damn, I forgot to set the shutter on my spy cam to silent mode!!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York


"Maybe a radiator or the fridge? Or a giant mutant cricket that's just trying to annoy you?

That's my fear! I've got visions of a gremlin with a big long fingernail tapping on my worktop! "

Like those tooth fairy things in "Don't be afraid of the dark"

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Something keeps clicking in my kitchen and it's doing my head in!

You know that noise something makes when it's cooling down?! The only thing I've used today is the George foreman and that was hours ago!!

So what is it?!? Help!!!"

Is it George who is still cooling down? What did you do to him?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Damn, I forgot to set the shutter on my spy cam to silent mode!! "

There's not much to spy on in there! I'm like old mother hubbard at the mo.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Maybe a radiator or the fridge? Or a giant mutant cricket that's just trying to annoy you?

That's my fear! I've got visions of a gremlin with a big long fingernail tapping on my worktop!

Like those tooth fairy things in "Don't be afraid of the dark" "

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Lights?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Something keeps clicking in my kitchen and it's doing my head in!

You know that noise something makes when it's cooling down?! The only thing I've used today is the George foreman and that was hours ago!!

So what is it?!? Help!!!

Is it George who is still cooling down? What did you do to him? "

Cooked his sausage

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ust little old me 13Man
over a year ago

Preston

Could be a mouse trapped tapping for help

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lights?"
they're not on and haven't been since last night.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place


"Damn, I forgot to set the shutter on my spy cam to silent mode!!

There's not much to spy on in there! I'm like old mother hubbard at the mo. "

Ha!! You think that’s my only camera. How sweet!!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boiler?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Could be a mouse trapped tapping for help "

Aawww that would make me sad

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Timer of some sort?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My kness

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Damn, I forgot to set the shutter on my spy cam to silent mode!!

There's not much to spy on in there! I'm like old mother hubbard at the mo.

Ha!! You think that’s my only camera. How sweet!! "

How many fingers am I holding up?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

A mouse in your cupboard with one of them clicker thingies

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Boiler?"

I'm worried it is my boiler and it's gonna give up on me!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place


"Damn, I forgot to set the shutter on my spy cam to silent mode!!

There's not much to spy on in there! I'm like old mother hubbard at the mo.

Ha!! You think that’s my only camera. How sweet!!

How many fingers am I holding up? "

Well it’s difficult to tell if you hold them up there!!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A mouse in your cupboard with one of them clicker thingies "

Oh my god it's training me! Everytime it does it I go stand in the kitchen and listen. Little fucker never does it when I'm in there either!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

That’s nothing, I came home from work and my mother’s touch lamp is on in her bedroom, doesn’t sound too strange I know but she has been on holiday since Monday so who’s been touching the light

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Damn, I forgot to set the shutter on my spy cam to silent mode!!

There's not much to spy on in there! I'm like old mother hubbard at the mo.

Ha!! You think that’s my only camera. How sweet!!

How many fingers am I holding up?

Well it’s difficult to tell if you hold them up there!! "

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That’s nothing, I came home from work and my mother’s touch lamp is on in her bedroom, doesn’t sound too strange I know but she has been on holiday since Monday so who’s been touching the light "

Ok that's spooky

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"A mouse in your cupboard with one of them clicker thingies

Oh my god it's training me! Everytime it does it I go stand in the kitchen and listen. Little fucker never does it when I'm in there either! "

Ooh...there you go then...get a mousetrap

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ust little old me 13Man
over a year ago

Preston


"Could be a mouse trapped tapping for help

Aawww that would make me sad "

Probably on its last legs and tapping is the last throw of the dice how good would you feel if it was and you saved

The mouse ?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A mouse in your cupboard with one of them clicker thingies

Oh my god it's training me! Everytime it does it I go stand in the kitchen and listen. Little fucker never does it when I'm in there either!

Ooh...there you go then...get a mousetrap "

I'd feel too guilty killing it

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Could be a mouse trapped tapping for help

Aawww that would make me sad

Probably on its last legs and tapping is the last throw of the dice how good would you feel if it was and you saved

The mouse ? "

what if it bit me though?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ust little old me 13Man
over a year ago

Preston


"That’s nothing, I came home from work and my mother’s touch lamp is on in her bedroom, doesn’t sound too strange I know but she has been on holiday since Monday so who’s been touching the light

Ok that's spooky "

Thank fuck I'm not the only one I get strange things happen all the time at mine really wierd

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ust little old me 13Man
over a year ago

Preston


"Could be a mouse trapped tapping for help

Aawww that would make me sad

Probably on its last legs and tapping is the last throw of the dice how good would you feel if it was and you saved

The mouse ? what if it bit me though? "

Doubt it would it'd be more scared and relieved but if it did I'd drown the ungrateful little git

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve no idea

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"A mouse in your cupboard with one of them clicker thingies

Oh my god it's training me! Everytime it does it I go stand in the kitchen and listen. Little fucker never does it when I'm in there either!

Ooh...there you go then...get a mousetrap

I'd feel too guilty killing it "

Yeah that would be a bit unkind

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ve no idea"

You're the man of the house! Come home and fix it!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there a thermostat in your kitchen?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve no idea

You're the man of the house! Come home and fix it! "

As long as it’s not a spider well be ok!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is there a thermostat in your kitchen?"

For the heating? It's just by the kitchen door.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ve no idea

You're the man of the house! Come home and fix it!

As long as it’s not a spider well be ok! "

A spider in tap shoes

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

Is it just an occasional click or a ticking?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ficouldMan
over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

Hot water pipes / Radiators warming up and cooling down perhaps

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is it just an occasional click or a ticking? "

An occasional click. Sometimes not for ages then a few times within 15 min.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hot water pipes / Radiators warming up and cooling down perhaps "

I do have my heating on but it started before I put it on. I first heard it this morning before I had even been into the kitchen.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve no idea

You're the man of the house! Come home and fix it!

As long as it’s not a spider well be ok!

A spider in tap shoes "

You know about my reoccurring night mare wife. Me and spiders don’t go

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination


"Is it just an occasional click or a ticking?

An occasional click. Sometimes not for ages then a few times within 15 min. "

Plug out your electric kettle for a while. See if it stops. Whenever mine is on its last legs it starts doing this even though its switched off.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Clicking you say? Have you ever watched the film, ‘The Grudge’? .....

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is it just an occasional click or a ticking?

An occasional click. Sometimes not for ages then a few times within 15 min.

Plug out your electric kettle for a while. See if it stops. Whenever mine is on its last legs it starts doing this even though its switched off. "

I will try that! It's only a few weeks old though, I blew up the last one

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ve no idea

You're the man of the house! Come home and fix it!

As long as it’s not a spider well be ok!

A spider in tap shoes

You know about my reoccurring night mare wife. Me and spiders don’t go "

It's ok darling i'll look after you x

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Clicking you say? Have you ever watched the film, ‘The Grudge’? ..... "

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is it just an occasional click or a ticking?

An occasional click. Sometimes not for ages then a few times within 15 min.

Plug out your electric kettle for a while. See if it stops. Whenever mine is on its last legs it starts doing this even though its switched off. "

It was the kettle! For some reason the element was still hot even though it's been off for hours

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Is it just an occasional click or a ticking?

An occasional click. Sometimes not for ages then a few times within 15 min.

Plug out your electric kettle for a while. See if it stops. Whenever mine is on its last legs it starts doing this even though its switched off.

It was the kettle! For some reason the element was still hot even though it's been off for hours "

Ooh maybe check out its not faulty

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination


"Is it just an occasional click or a ticking?

An occasional click. Sometimes not for ages then a few times within 15 min.

Plug out your electric kettle for a while. See if it stops. Whenever mine is on its last legs it starts doing this even though its switched off.

It was the kettle! For some reason the element was still hot even though it's been off for hours "

If it's only a few weeks old bring it back to the shop. It's a faulty element

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is it just an occasional click or a ticking?

An occasional click. Sometimes not for ages then a few times within 15 min.

Plug out your electric kettle for a while. See if it stops. Whenever mine is on its last legs it starts doing this even though its switched off.

It was the kettle! For some reason the element was still hot even though it's been off for hours

If it's only a few weeks old bring it back to the shop. It's a faulty element "

Well the actual kettle is older, when I blew up the last one I just switched out the base so luckily I have a spare to use now!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Strange bingo call.

Clickety click

Dodgy kettle

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there a thermostat in your kitchen?

For the heating? It's just by the kitchen door. "

It could be that then, if you have a draught.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
Post new Message to Thread
back to top