FabSwingers.com forum: dear santa

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If money was not an obstacle what would you ask santa for? My wish list is huge.

I want a strap on

Some lingerie quite a few bits I'm after

An electric Vive

And a whip

Mrscxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

World peace and the end to all poverty, obviously!

Oh and an Evel Knievel Stunt Bike please!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"World peace and the end to all poverty, obviously!

Oh and an Evel Knievel Stunt Bike please!

Let's face it world peace is never going to happen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"World peace and the end to all poverty, obviously!

Oh and an Evel Knievel Stunt Bike please!

Let's face it world peace is never going to happen"

Ok can I substitute world peace for a Mr Frosty then?

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By *ily Con CarneTV/TS
over a year ago

Cornwall

Dear Santa,

I am writing to tell you that I have been very naughty and it was worth it. You fat, judgemental bastard.

Lily

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dear Santa,

I am writing to tell you that I have been very naughty and it was worth it. You fat, judgemental bastard.

Lily"

Ha ha ha love it

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

A house with a big entrance hall so I can put a massive tree up in there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rent-free home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy that actually reads the profile...lol

A good looking guy without a huge belly,his own hair and teeth,a sense of humour with a cock around 7/8 inches with a bow on please...

Oh and Santa I have been such a good girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think i would go for a hitman to bump a few people off. Ok not very Xmasy but it would make fab far nicer.

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By *iking67Man
over a year ago

BP Auckland

A sheath for my hot axe.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"A sheath for my hot axe.

Oooh

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By *ak777Man
over a year ago

shaw

a end to the homelessness and get rid of the house of lords.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear santa I know I've been naughty. This isn't a request from just me.but can you please kindly drop a bomb on 10 downing Street. Not a big one. Just one that will scare the life out of Mrs May. Also a sign in the wall adjacent saying "you've fucked up now".

From the whole of great Britain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing for myself but if it would go as far as being able to make sure everyone had a bed for the winter and nobody had to live on the street I would go for that it would make me just that bit happier in life.

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By *mokes n MirrorsCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth and Newcastle (sometimes)

"World peace and the end to all poverty, obviously!

Oh and an Evel Knievel Stunt Bike please!

Let's face it world peace is never going to happen"

World peace will happen eventually when the last ones of us dies and the world reverts back to the way it was.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some records and books please

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By *ex_OnTheBeachCouple
over a year ago

kent ( by the seaside )

I don’t really want presents

Just happy and healthy family and friends!

Maybe a few diamonds if there’s any going spare

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

My house to stay tidy, even if only for a week...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not bothered about stuff, but I wouldn't say no to Santa booking me a holiday!

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By *ily Con CarneTV/TS
over a year ago

Cornwall

"Dear santa I know I've been naughty. This isn't a request from just me.but can you please kindly drop a bomb on 10 downing Street. Not a big one. Just one that will scare the life out of Mrs May. Also a sign in the wall adjacent saying "you've fucked up now".

From the whole of great Britain"

Not the whole of great Britain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wheres me fooking bike!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a end to the homelessness and get rid of the house of lords."

You'll never end homelessness. Most are in the street by choice believe it or not....

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Infinite money...

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By *ud and BryanCouple
over a year ago

Boston, Lincolnshire

On a selfish note, Dave would ask for a made to measure harness of spring steel armour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've asked for a piano, a horse or a sports car.

However, I'd settle for a night of passion with a Forumite I'm absolutely lusting over. Those eyes, the hair and the perfect cock. Please Santa, I promise to eat my crusts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've asked for a piano, a horse or a sports car.

However, I'd settle for a night of passion with a Forumite I'm absolutely lusting over. Those eyes, the hair and the perfect cock. Please Santa, I promise to eat my crusts. "

Please finish all them crusts because if you get a car can I have it or at least borrow it?

Preference is Mercedes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've asked for a piano, a horse or a sports car.

However, I'd settle for a night of passion with a Forumite I'm absolutely lusting over. Those eyes, the hair and the perfect cock. Please Santa, I promise to eat my crusts.

Please finish all them crusts because if you get a car can I have it or at least borrow it?

Preference is Mercedes

I'd eat all my crusts for you darling man. And, if I get the car, you get the first spin x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've asked for a piano, a horse or a sports car.

However, I'd settle for a night of passion with a Forumite I'm absolutely lusting over. Those eyes, the hair and the perfect cock. Please Santa, I promise to eat my crusts.

Please finish all them crusts because if you get a car can I have it or at least borrow it?

Preference is Mercedes

I'd eat all my crusts for you darling man. And, if I get the car, you get the first spin x"

Ooh la la

Sorry my head was spinning...

I meant whoop whoop!

I have eyes, the hair and how do you say the coq? You know what the French accent aint working right now and I have cocked this up.

Why can't I be a forumite ffs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've asked for a piano, a horse or a sports car.

However, I'd settle for a night of passion with a Forumite I'm absolutely lusting over. Those eyes, the hair and the perfect cock. Please Santa, I promise to eat my crusts.

Please finish all them crusts because if you get a car can I have it or at least borrow it?

Preference is Mercedes

I'd eat all my crusts for you darling man. And, if I get the car, you get the first spin x

Ooh la la

Sorry my head was spinning...

I meant whoop whoop!

I have eyes, the hair and how do you say the coq? You know what the French accent aint working right now and I have cocked this up.

Why can't I be a forumite ffs!"

You definitely have a Pénis fantastique. No need to be a clique member

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd just be happy if Santa came down my chimney with his bulging sack.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A big home.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If money was not an obstacle what would you ask santa for? "

A tv that's louder than my f**kin' neighbour's.

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