FabSwingers.com forum: What do I need to do to get laid here xx

By *uck300 OP Man
over a year ago

cathays

Any advice xx

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By *orkie321bWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Any advice xx"

Write an interesting and informative profile that doesn't have any contradictions (forum rules mean I'm not allowed to be more specific because you haven't asked for profile advice)

Be polite and respectful when you contact people on here.

Have bucket loads of patience - there are many thousands of single men on fab and comparatively few women.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any advice xx

Write an interesting and informative profile that doesn't have any contradictions (forum rules mean I'm not allowed to be more specific because you haven't asked for profile advice)

Be polite and respectful when you contact people on here.

Have bucket loads of patience - there are many thousands of single men on fab and comparatively few women."

Effort. Lots of effort. There are thousands and thousands of men on here - what makes you special? What makes you stand out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahhhh the age old question my friend,the answer is broccoli

Live long and prosper...dash

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

You have patience to answer eloquently such an obvious question.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any advice xx

Write an interesting and informative profile that doesn't have any contradictions (forum rules mean I'm not allowed to be more specific because you haven't asked for profile advice)

Be polite and respectful when you contact people on here.

Have bucket loads of patience - there are many thousands of single men on fab and comparatively few women.

Effort. Lots of effort. There are thousands and thousands of men on here - what makes you special? What makes you stand out? "

Big fat dick ?

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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago

button moon

Don't put the stupid warnings on your profile. They mean nothing, it's just a sheep thing, folk see them and copy, but it's an instant turn off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any advice xx

Write an interesting and informative profile that doesn't have any contradictions (forum rules mean I'm not allowed to be more specific because you haven't asked for profile advice)

Be polite and respectful when you contact people on here.

Have bucket loads of patience - there are many thousands of single men on fab and comparatively few women.

Effort. Lots of effort. There are thousands and thousands of men on here - what makes you special? What makes you stand out?

Big fat dick ?"

Big fat dick usually does the trick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

CHANGE YOUR PROFILE NAME!! fgs

no need to be so blatant about it

and as previously stated

effort in = results out

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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago

button moon

Use forum search. Tones of advice on previous threads.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any advice xx"

Shave your legs and pop on a frock.

You’re welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't put the stupid warnings on your profile. They mean nothing, it's just a sheep thing, folk see them and copy, but it's an instant turn off.

ahh but he didn't ask for profile advice...although maybe he should

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Change your username to Fuck400 and sit back and watch the messages flood your inbox.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Any advice xx

Shave your legs and pop on a frock.

You’re welcome

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what about his beard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't tick things like non smoker then post contradictory pics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"CHANGE YOUR PROFILE NAME!! fgs

no need to be so blatant about it

and as previously stated

effort in = results out"

Put the caps lock down and step away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Less cock pics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More cock pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any advice xx

Shave your legs and pop on a frock.

You’re welcome

what about his beard

Guys don’t look at the mantle piece while stoking the fire

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By *kmale201633Man
over a year ago

Southampton

More cock pics

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Any advice xx

Shave your legs and pop on a frock.

You’re welcome

what about his beard

Guys don’t look at the mantle piece while stoking the fire

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ha

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By *kmale201633Man
over a year ago

Southampton

"More cock pics "

Great minds haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could try complimenting the BBWs whilst insulting slimmer women - always work the numbers

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

More hair pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks !

Can’t even lie it’s like a job interview. Lol

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

Block TV/TS if you're genuinely Straight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If that’s your Volvo, I don’t know how you’re not knee deep in vagina anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Avoid

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Block TV/TS if you're genuinely Straight."

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Tidy your room

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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago

button moon

"Don't put the stupid warnings on your profile. They mean nothing, it's just a sheep thing, folk see them and copy, but it's an instant turn off.

ahh but he didn't ask for profile advice...although maybe he should

Not looked as his profile. Just a general statement,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any advice xx

Shave your legs and pop on a frock.

You’re welcome

I think he could be quite convincing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Block TV/TS if you're genuinely Straight."

In the eyes of fab,TV/TS are female

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If that’s your Volvo, I don’t know how you’re not knee deep in vagina anyway."

Volvo=vulva with oooooooooo's.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A big cock... hair cut Dono u look a tad bit homeless scruff look there. I’m being honest and good pics help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Straight turn off, it’s messy !

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

"Block TV/TS if you're genuinely Straight.

In the eyes of fab,TV/TS are female "
Oh I know that, but that's Fab "Straight"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You could try complimenting the BBWs whilst insulting slimmer women - always work the numbers

Or insult the BBWs by making comments like this.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

You could always take on board some of the advice given when you asked the same question four weeks ago OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If that’s your Volvo, I don’t know how you’re not knee deep in vagina anyway.

Volvo=vulva with oooooooooo's. "

Pretty pimpin’ ride

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you are looking to join MMF or MFF you will struggle as they tend to have 3 people already.

Joining people to be part of a MMF may be easier. MFF is the stuff of fantasy and doesn't happen in real life unless you are the MF part of it.

Oh and less cock pics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Block TV/TS if you're genuinely Straight.

In the eyes of fab,TV/TS are female "

Why have they got a separate category to women then ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Block TV/TS if you're genuinely Straight.

In the eyes of fab,TV/TS are female

Why have they got a separate category to women then ? "

Are you talking to me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Block TV/TS if you're genuinely Straight.

In the eyes of fab,TV/TS are female

Why have they got a separate category to women then ?

Are you talking to me?"

Are you the only one standing there ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Block TV/TS if you're genuinely Straight.

In the eyes of fab,TV/TS are female

Why have they got a separate category to women then ?

Are you talking to me?

Are you the only one standing there ? "

Stop talking shite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Block TV/TS if you're genuinely Straight.

In the eyes of fab,TV/TS are female

Why have they got a separate category to women then ?

Are you talking to me?

Are you the only one standing there ?

Stop talking shite "

Boys, get a room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Block TV/TS if you're genuinely Straight.

In the eyes of fab,TV/TS are female

Why have they got a separate category to women then ?

Are you talking to me?

Are you the only one standing there ?

Stop talking shite "

I knew that comment would go over your head, someone may explain it to you later.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Block TV/TS if you're genuinely Straight.

In the eyes of fab,TV/TS are female

Why have they got a separate category to women then ?

Are you talking to me?

Are you the only one standing there ?

Stop talking shite

I knew that comment would go over your head, someone may explain it to you later. "

Can't wait to have your vexatious comments explained to me ,I await with bated breath

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Taxi Driver

Great movie!

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Little cement and sand?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Taxi Driver

Great movie! "
cake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Little cement and sand?"

A chicken?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Taxi Driver

Great movie! cake?"

Always up for cake

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"If that’s your Volvo, I don’t know how you’re not knee deep in vagina anyway."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If that’s your Volvo, I don’t know how you’re not knee deep in vagina anyway."

Its good to know you have finally realised where the vagina is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You could always take on board some of the advice given when you asked the same question four weeks ago OP

Doh! Green arrow!! I always forget to look

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Less cock pics.

More cock in less pics.

first reply said it all OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Block TV/TS if you're genuinely Straight."

I've done that but still get views!

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

"Block TV/TS if you're genuinely Straight.

I've done that but still get views!

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Yeah and MM couples show too. It must be a glitch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You guys on the forums are brutal....

The best advice I can give you is to put meets up and hope someone bites....

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Green Arrow, people. Green Arrow...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why not do a few threads about it.. Lol

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By *rickyd72Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Why not do a few threads about it.. Lol"
yeah, threads like this have never been on these forums before..have they?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cock the size of a small didgeridoo and the writing ability of Shakespeare

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Well op you'll have no trouble getting a meet now with all these valuable advice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why not do a few threads about it.. Lolyeah, threads like this have never been on these forums before..have they?"

I meant OP's green arrow.. Same threads.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Block TV/TS if you're genuinely Straight.

In the eyes of fab,TV/TS are female

Why have they got a separate category to women then ?

Are you talking to me?

Are you the only one standing there ?

Stop talking shite

I knew that comment would go over your head, someone may explain it to you later.

Can't wait to have your vexatious comments explained to me ,I await with bated breath "

Baited.

You're welcome.

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

What do you need hmmmm

A good clean massive cock. Stamina of a bull and a willingness to take as good as you give

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks

Never mind this guy...i want to see Dash and Tame wrestle this out in a paddling pool full of jelly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Block TV/TS if you're genuinely Straight.

In the eyes of fab,TV/TS are female

Why have they got a separate category to women then ?

Are you talking to me?

Are you the only one standing there ?

Stop talking shite

I knew that comment would go over your head, someone may explain it to you later.

Can't wait to have your vexatious comments explained to me ,I await with bated breath

Baited.

You're welcome.

I think you will find its bated.......your welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Block TV/TS if you're genuinely Straight.

In the eyes of fab,TV/TS are female

Why have they got a separate category to women then ?

Are you talking to me?

Are you the only one standing there ?

Stop talking shite

I knew that comment would go over your head, someone may explain it to you later.

Can't wait to have your vexatious comments explained to me ,I await with bated breath

Baited.

You're welcome.

I think you will find its bated.......your welcome

"Bated" is a form of "abate," which means “to diminish, beat down, or reduce.” So when you're waiting with bated breath, you're so eager, anxious, excited, or frightened that you're almost holding your breath. That set phrase, "with bated breath," is the only place you'll hear "bated" used these days.

Once again, you're welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Block TV/TS if you're genuinely Straight.

In the eyes of fab,TV/TS are female

Why have they got a separate category to women then ?

Are you talking to me?

Are you the only one standing there ?

Stop talking shite

I knew that comment would go over your head, someone may explain it to you later.

Can't wait to have your vexatious comments explained to me ,I await with bated breath "

It’s Taxi Driver and I thought you were a film fan. It’s too easy to wind you up, it’s no fun anymore.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get involved with a local group social or visit a club night. And don’t be a prick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Block TV/TS if you're genuinely Straight.

In the eyes of fab,TV/TS are female

Why have they got a separate category to women then ?

Are you talking to me?

Are you the only one standing there ?

Stop talking shite

I knew that comment would go over your head, someone may explain it to you later.

Can't wait to have your vexatious comments explained to me ,I await with bated breath

Baited.

You're welcome.

I think you will find its bated.......your welcome

It’s ‘You’re welcome’ as in you are. You just keep setting them up big fella.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gotta love the picture of pants down the ankles.. That's definitely gonna get you meets!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Taxi Driver

Great movie! "

He knew it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Block TV/TS if you're genuinely Straight.

In the eyes of fab,TV/TS are female

Why have they got a separate category to women then ?

Are you talking to me?

Are you the only one standing there ?

Stop talking shite

I knew that comment would go over your head, someone may explain it to you later.

Can't wait to have your vexatious comments explained to me ,I await with bated breath

Baited.

You're welcome.

I think you will find its bated.......your welcome

Once again, you're welcome

So many condescending pricks on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve not read the thread through, but I’m sure someone has already posted “get a foof” .. but I wish you luck OP! I hope you find what you’re looking for!

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks

"Never mind this guy...i want to see Dash and Tame wrestle this out in a paddling pool full of jelly!

Stingley can join in too! I will pay good money (up to £5.00)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You guys on the forums are brutal....

The best advice I can give you is to put meets up and hope someone bites...."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Block TV/TS if you're genuinely Straight.

In the eyes of fab,TV/TS are female

Why have they got a separate category to women then ?

Are you talking to me?

Are you the only one standing there ?

Stop talking shite

I knew that comment would go over your head, someone may explain it to you later.

Can't wait to have your vexatious comments explained to me ,I await with bated breath

Baited.

You're welcome.

I think you will find its bated.......your welcome

It’s ‘You’re welcome’ as in you are. You just keep setting them up big fella. "

I see,are you going to continue to comment on my posts at every opportunity? I'm sure that's not appropriate behaviour on a public forum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’d have more luck going to your local Tesco and shouting anyone fancy a fuck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You’d have more luck going to your local Tesco and shouting anyone fancy a fuck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Block TV/TS if you're genuinely Straight.

In the eyes of fab,TV/TS are female

Why have they got a separate category to women then ?

Are you talking to me?

Are you the only one standing there ?

Stop talking shite

I knew that comment would go over your head, someone may explain it to you later.

Can't wait to have your vexatious comments explained to me ,I await with bated breath

Baited.

You're welcome.

I think you will find its bated.......your welcome

It’s ‘You’re welcome’ as in you are. You just keep setting them up big fella.

I see,are you going to continue to comment on my posts at every opportunity? I'm sure that's not appropriate behaviour on a public forum"

You’re doing exactly the same to me. This will be my last comment to you. You come across as very angry, grumpy and frustrated, especially with me.

Enjoy your day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never mind this guy...i want to see Dash and Tame wrestle this out in a paddling pool full of jelly!

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Block TV/TS if you're genuinely Straight.

In the eyes of fab,TV/TS are female

Why have they got a separate category to women then ?

Are you talking to me?

Are you the only one standing there ?

Stop talking shite

I knew that comment would go over your head, someone may explain it to you later.

Can't wait to have your vexatious comments explained to me ,I await with bated breath

Baited.

You're welcome.

I think you will find its bated.......your welcome

Once again, you're welcome

Bait as in got a bite.

YOU'RE welcome.

Congratulations on googling the dicktionary by the way.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Any advice xx"

My fantasy man is suave and sophisticated as opposed to Stig of the dump. I doubt I'm alone...just saying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well you don't really give much indication as to what your like in your profile just what you want. Pic of smoking whilst not being a smoker is a bit off putting tbc.

Male

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get laid

That's enough to put me off in itself. You lay a carpet, not a person

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Never mind this guy...i want to see Dash and Tame wrestle this out in a paddling pool full of jelly!

Naked?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get laid

That's enough to put me off in itself. You lay a carpet, not a person"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any advice xx

My fantasy man is suave and sophisticated as opposed to Stig of the dump. I doubt I'm alone...just saying."

My fantasy woman is one who doesn’t mock someone’s appearance cause they don’t conform to what society dictates. Just saying,

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Get laid

That's enough to put me off in itself. You lay a carpet, not a person

I've laid a few carpets and been laid on a few.

And rugs.

The lino was a bit cold tho...

Good luck fella.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any advice xx

Write an interesting and informative profile that doesn't have any contradictions (forum rules mean I'm not allowed to be more specific because you haven't asked for profile advice)

Be polite and respectful when you contact people on here.

Have bucket loads of patience - there are many thousands of single men on fab and comparatively few women.

Effort. Lots of effort. There are thousands and thousands of men on here - what makes you special? What makes you stand out?

Big fat dick ?"

Go on then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any advice xx"
a brickie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Block TV/TS if you're genuinely Straight.

In the eyes of fab,TV/TS are female

Why have they got a separate category to women then ?

Are you talking to me?

Are you the only one standing there ?

Stop talking shite

I knew that comment would go over your head, someone may explain it to you later.

Can't wait to have your vexatious comments explained to me ,I await with bated breath

Baited.

You're welcome.

I think you will find its bated.......your welcome

Once again, you're welcome

Well done, Dash

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

"Any advice xx"

Join up again with your wife.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope, none...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Block TV/TS if you're genuinely Straight.

In the eyes of fab,TV/TS are female

Why have they got a separate category to women then ?

Are you talking to me?

Are you the only one standing there ?

Stop talking shite

I knew that comment would go over your head, someone may explain it to you later.

Can't wait to have your vexatious comments explained to me ,I await with bated breath

Baited.

You're welcome.

I think you will find its bated.......your welcome

Once again, you're welcome

Bait as in got a bite.

YOU'RE welcome.

Congratulations on googling the dicktionary by the way.

Are you absolutely sure? Like really, really sure? I think you should check.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

"Block TV/TS if you're genuinely Straight.

In the eyes of fab,TV/TS are female "

No.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bum pics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do 17 star jumps 3 pushups and half a sit up then my boy you will increase your chances massivly

Well cant hurt can it

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By *onnie And Clyde9070Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Any advice xx

Write an interesting and informative profile that doesn't have any contradictions (forum rules mean I'm not allowed to be more specific because you haven't asked for profile advice)

Be polite and respectful when you contact people on here.

Have bucket loads of patience - there are many thousands of single men on fab and comparatively few women.

Effort. Lots of effort. There are thousands and thousands of men on here - what makes you special? What makes you stand out?

Big fat dick ?

Big fat dick usually does the trick "

Who is this big fat Dick guy?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Contact those couples and ladies you've met before and ask them to actually verify you?

See people as people, rather than "a lay"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Offer free pizza, KFC or McDonalds with every meet and you'll have them all lumbering up to your door

(don't forget the diet cola though)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never mind this guy...i want to see Dash and Tame wrestle this out in a paddling pool full of jelly!

Naked?"

Can I watch too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Contact those couples and ladies you've met before and ask them to actually verify you?

See people as people, rather than "a lay"?

I really wish people would stop seeing me as just a piece of meat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Contact those couples and ladies you've met before and ask them to actually verify you?

See people as people, rather than "a lay"?

I really wish people would stop seeing me as just a piece of meat."

I see you as meat butter. Pate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Contact those couples and ladies you've met before and ask them to actually verify you?

See people as people, rather than "a lay"?

I really wish people would stop seeing me as just a piece of meat.

I see you as meat butter. Pate."

You want to spread me on toast?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Contact those couples and ladies you've met before and ask them to actually verify you?

See people as people, rather than "a lay"?

I really wish people would stop seeing me as just a piece of meat.

I see you as meat butter. Pate.

You want to spread me on toast?"

Only if you Ardennes..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Contact those couples and ladies you've met before and ask them to actually verify you?

See people as people, rather than "a lay"?

I really wish people would stop seeing me as just a piece of meat.

I see you as meat butter. Pate.

You want to spread me on toast?

Only if you Ardennes..

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Any advice xx

My fantasy man is suave and sophisticated as opposed to Stig of the dump. I doubt I'm alone...just saying.

My fantasy woman is one who doesn’t mock someone’s appearance cause they don’t conform to what society dictates. Just saying, "

We are not compatible, so no loss for either of us.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Block TV/TS if you're genuinely Straight.

In the eyes of fab,TV/TS are female

Why have they got a separate category to women then ?

Are you talking to me?

Are you the only one standing there ?

Stop talking shite

I knew that comment would go over your head, someone may explain it to you later.

Can't wait to have your vexatious comments explained to me ,I await with bated breath

Baited.

You're welcome.

I think you will find its bated.......your welcome

Once again, you're welcome

Bait as in got a bite.

YOU'RE welcome.

Congratulations on googling the dicktionary by the way.

Are you absolutely sure? Like really, really sure? I think you should check.

Yes. Bait as in bite.

Are you goin to ask Dash if he's sure about the spelling of "you're" too?

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over a year ago

"Block TV/TS if you're genuinely Straight.

In the eyes of fab,TV/TS are female

Why have they got a separate category to women then ?

Are you talking to me?

Are you the only one standing there ?

Stop talking shite

I knew that comment would go over your head, someone may explain it to you later.

Can't wait to have your vexatious comments explained to me ,I await with bated breath

Baited.

You're welcome.

I think you will find its bated.......your welcome

Once again, you're welcome

Bait as in got a bite.

YOU'RE welcome.

Congratulations on googling the dicktionary by the way.

Are you absolutely sure? Like really, really sure? I think you should check.

Yes. Bait as in bite.

Are you goin to ask Dash if he's sure about the spelling of "you're" too?"

What's bait got to do will my bated breath comment? Two totally different words

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Block TV/TS if you're genuinely Straight.

In the eyes of fab,TV/TS are female

Why have they got a separate category to women then ?

Are you talking to me?

Are you the only one standing there ?

Stop talking shite

I knew that comment would go over your head, someone may explain it to you later.

Can't wait to have your vexatious comments explained to me ,I await with bated breath

Baited.

You're welcome.

I think you will find its bated.......your welcome

Once again, you're welcome

Bait as in got a bite.

YOU'RE welcome.

Congratulations on googling the dicktionary by the way.

Are you absolutely sure? Like really, really sure? I think you should check.

Yes. Bait as in bite.

Are you goin to ask Dash if he's sure about the spelling of "you're" too?"

No, because he’s not correcting people. Bait has nothing to do with the phrase “bated breath”, are you able to admit you’re wrong?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Patience is the key lol

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

All the semantics aside, I think the OP has long since left the building.....

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over a year ago

"Block TV/TS if you're genuinely Straight.

In the eyes of fab,TV/TS are female

Why have they got a separate category to women then ?

Are you talking to me?

Are you the only one standing there ?

Stop talking shite

I knew that comment would go over your head, someone may explain it to you later.

Can't wait to have your vexatious comments explained to me ,I await with bated breath

Baited.

You're welcome.

I think you will find its bated.......your welcome

Once again, you're welcome

Bait as in got a bite.

YOU'RE welcome.

Congratulations on googling the dicktionary by the way.

Are you absolutely sure? Like really, really sure? I think you should check.

Yes. Bait as in bite.

Are you goin to ask Dash if he's sure about the spelling of "you're" too?

No, because he’s not correcting people. Bait has nothing to do with the phrase “bated breath”, are you able to admit you’re wrong?"

He isn’t taking the bait, but we shall continue to wait with bated breath

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooooh bitchy boys. Manbags will be out next

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oooooh bitchy boys. Manbags will be out next

If you’re going to be facetious and correct someone, at least be correct - or humble enough to own when you balls it up, I say.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

own it*

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Become an egg!

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By *DFL6828Man
over a year ago

Leicester

Meeting people directly from here as a single bloke is very unlikely, go to a club, go to socials, but DONT go their expecting anything..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Become an egg!"

You read my mind,are you derren brown?

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

"Become an egg!

You read my mind,are you derren brown?"

You don’t think I am!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any advice xx

My fantasy man is suave and sophisticated as opposed to Stig of the dump. I doubt I'm alone...just saying.

My fantasy woman is one who doesn’t mock someone’s appearance cause they don’t conform to what society dictates. Just saying,

We are not compatible, so no loss for either of us.

Oh, the pang of my heart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Become an egg!

You read my mind,are you derren brown?

You don’t think I am! "

What am I thinking right now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you find out, feel free to share

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any advice xx

My fantasy man is suave and sophisticated as opposed to Stig of the dump. I doubt I'm alone...just saying.

My fantasy woman is one who doesn’t mock someone’s appearance cause they don’t conform to what society dictates. Just saying,

We are not compatible, so no loss for either of us.

Oh, the pang of my heart

Do you require bereavement counselling?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Become an egg!

You read my mind,are you derren brown?

You don’t think I am!

What am I thinking right now?"

We're all waiting with bated (correct spelling) breath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any advice xx

My fantasy man is suave and sophisticated as opposed to Stig of the dump. I doubt I'm alone...just saying.

My fantasy woman is one who doesn’t mock someone’s appearance cause they don’t conform to what society dictates. Just saying,

We are not compatible, so no loss for either of us.

Oh, the pang of my heart

Do you require bereavement counselling?

I’ve just booked one now, I loved that hidden profile.

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By *kmale201633Man
over a year ago

Southampton

"All the semantics aside, I think the OP has long since left the building....."

Maybe he's being laid as we speak!

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

"Become an egg!

You read my mind,are you derren brown?

You don’t think I am!

What am I thinking right now?"

You fancy fucking someone on this site!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Become an egg!

You read my mind,are you derren brown?

You don’t think I am!

What am I thinking right now?

You fancy fucking someone on this site! "

Damn, you're good!!

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By *oelDorianMan
over a year ago

vanaheim

Patience and a lot of effort like others have said on here there are thousands of men on here looking for the same thing. Also you can’t expect women to be there on you beck and call each have there preferences. Possibly try a swingers club and talk to people and who you knows you might get lucky there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Offer free pizza, KFC or McDonalds with every meet and you'll have them all lumbering up to your door

(don't forget the diet cola though)"

I’m not sure if the Op is a bbw admirer..

But great advice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently men seeking men are 3 times more likely to get “laid”

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

"Become an egg!

You read my mind,are you derren brown?

You don’t think I am!

What am I thinking right now?

You fancy fucking someone on this site!

Damn, you're good!!"

You’re not the first to say so!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any advice xx"

My advice is not to use fabswingers as a way to a meet.

I think it's better to do a sport, music or evening classes. Or go to "socials" with sex people.

All the women on hear get 400 messages per day from 6 pack Ferrari man.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

You need a layatron 3000. I'll do you a good deal on one? £499. Deposited into my Nigerian bank account please.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Any advice xx

My advice is not to use fabswingers as a way to a meet.

I think it's better to do a sport, music or evening classes. Or go to "socials" with sex people.

All the women on hear get 400 messages per day from 6 pack Ferrari man.

600 per hour from 8 pack, 6ft tall, face of a God, Lamborghini man more like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Juice monkeys don't do it for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Juice monkeys don't do it for me."

What's a juice monkey?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Juice monkeys don't do it for me.

What's a juice monkey? "

An out of breath gorrila

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Juice monkeys don't do it for me.

What's a juice monkey? "

A steroid user

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

"Any advice xx

My advice is not to use fabswingers as a way to a meet.

I think it's better to do a sport, music or evening classes. Or go to "socials" with sex people.

All the women on hear get 400 messages per day from 6 pack Ferrari man.

600 per hour from 8 pack, 6ft tall, face of a God, Lamborghini man more like

"
They're all on Instashag apparently

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By *kmale201633Man
over a year ago

Southampton

After all the carnage and tangents I really hope a Veri appears from a women on the OPs profile, 'Saw from a forum post he was having trouble getting a meet so got in touch and...' lol

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By *icole FanningTV/TS
over a year ago

Navan

"Any advice xx

Shave your legs and pop on a frock.

You’re welcome

It worked for me lol

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By *uck300 OP Man
over a year ago

cathays

"Any advice xx

My advice is not to use fabswingers as a way to a meet.

I think it's better to do a sport, music or evening classes. Or go to "socials" with sex people.

All the women on hear get 400 messages per day from 6 pack Ferrari man.

I think thats the best advice lol

so sad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Block TV/TS if you're genuinely Straight.

I've done that but still get views!

It only stops them messaging. Anyone can see your profile unless you block that person individually.

Worries you’ll catch ghay if anyone other than a cis female looks?

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By *uck300 OP Man
over a year ago

cathays

"Block TV/TS if you're genuinely Straight.

I've done that but still get views!

It only stops them messaging. Anyone can see your profile unless you block that person individually.

Worries you’ll catch ghay if anyone other than a cis female looks? "

I dont rly wanna block TV/TS, some are really hot asf and would love to play with them xx

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks

Well im still waiting on that naked Dash -v- Tame jelly wrestle...been fantasising about it all day so was expecting a good show this evening...dont let me down lads!

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By *wingin CatMan
over a year ago

London

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well im still waiting on that naked Dash -v- Tame jelly wrestle...been fantasising about it all day so was expecting a good show this evening...dont let me down lads! "

Tames busy getting wanked off not blown

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"My mum taught me that if you can't say anything nice............."
Don't say anything at all,zip it.

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

"Any advice xx"

Lol even Jesus is not getting sex..

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By *wingin CatMan
over a year ago

London

Single guys are ten a penny on here, kiddio. What makes you so special compared to the rest of us? My advice - go elsewhere and pay for it if you're that desperate.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Single guys are ten a penny on here, kiddio. What makes you so special compared to the rest of us? My advice - go elsewhere and pay for it if you're that desperate."
he never said he was special did he?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any advice xx"

Start a thread on sex workers operating on here and you'll soon get one or two pms from ermm, interested parties.

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By *icole FanningTV/TS
over a year ago

Navan

"Block TV/TS if you're genuinely Straight."

How is this comment ‘advice on how to get laid’ ?!

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