FabSwingers.com forum: Really annoying things to say to a driver

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

On a very long road trip please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ya been busy

What time u on till

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ya been busy

What time u on till

Gotta love Peter Kay

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Are we there yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are we there yet?

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

I need a pee again you'll have to stop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we have Heart FM on please?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘Oh no, I wouldn’t have opted for this route....’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know a song that will get on your nerves...

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By *ittleAcornMan
over a year ago

visiting the beach

Go on, you could get a bus through that gap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I spy with my little eye ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So glad I brought these cans of G&T

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've left the oven on.

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

You drive like my Nan.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Excuse my wind but iv got a bad stomach just keep the windows open.

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By *htcMan
over a year ago

We need to go back I forgot the keys, And then come back after.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ya been busy

What time u on till

Not a cab driver.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I need a pee again you'll have to stop "

That will be me and his wife, and he's expecting that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"‘Oh no, I wouldn’t have opted for this route....’

He knows I have no idea how we get to Europe.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Go on, you could get a bus through that gap."

He's a maniac driver, and doesn't like slowing down for small gaps.

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By *asher11Man
over a year ago

market harborough

didn't you see that motorcyclist

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"didn't you see that motorcyclist"

I hope I don't have to say that to him.

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By *lex46TV/TS
over a year ago

Near Wells

Do you know the speed limits

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By *erby DomCouple
over a year ago

Ashbourne(ish) and Chesterfield(ish)

My last victim was a much better driver...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mok yeh

Ing yeh

Bird yeh

Yeh, yeh

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By *entenTeaCouple
over a year ago

Buckley North Wales

I don't care about points on your licence, go faster.

We need to go via my mum's I ment to tell you shes comming on holiday with us.

The ferry leaves in a hour surely that enough time to drive the 60miles to Dover.

Keep the damn radio off I want to sleep.

Wake me up when we get there.

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

Did you get your licence out of a cereal box or did you win it in a raffle.

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

There's a speed camera along here.

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By *vcarolTV/TS
over a year ago

kilmarnockish

Just bring out a really huge dildo/ handcuffs/ skimpy knickers...

This can be done on the pretext of the very erotic phone call your doing...

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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

If he's a professional driver it won't matter what you say to him as he won't be listening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does the engine always sound like that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know we just stopped but I really need to pee Agen no I can't hold it in

Mrscxxx

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

"If he's a professional driver it won't matter what you say to him as he won't be listening "

Is there such a thing these days. Back to my last post comment. I do believe driving licences are handed out in coco pops boxes these days as quality of driving is shocking.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If he's a professional driver it won't matter what you say to him as he won't be listening "

He's not a professional driver.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I know we just stopped but I really need to pee Agen no I can't hold it in

Mrscxxx"

That's going to be happening any way

I just want to bug him a little before we get to the serious driving part.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just bring out a really huge dildo/ handcuffs/ skimpy knickers...

This can be done on the pretext of the very erotic phone call your doing..."

He wouldn't bat an eyelid. We would probably all laugh if I did that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There's a speed camera along here.

His wife points that out every time the sat nav pings up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mok yeh

Ing yeh

Bird yeh

Yeh, yeh"

Annoying singing, great idea

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

You sure this is the quickest way?

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

I spent 15hrs driving with my besty at the weekend.

She's a good passenger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Text and post on here the whole time, with the keypad sounds turned on on your phone! That'd do it for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I spent 15hrs driving with my besty at the weekend.

She's a good passenger

But you're not an annoying git

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Text and post on here the whole time, with the keypad sounds turned on on your phone! That'd do it for me "

I don't want to distract him too much. I might get an annoying text alert sound and my sister and I can text each other from the back seats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Text and post on here the whole time, with the keypad sounds turned on on your phone! That'd do it for me

I don't want to distract him too much. I might get an annoying text alert sound and my sister and I can text each other from the back seats

Ha that's crossing the line to pure evil

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

I feel sick

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By *iscean MaleMan
over a year ago

Darlaston

Cant you drive any faster

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

You just ran a cat over.

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By *arge Hardon ColliderMan
over a year ago

Not far away

Is this your car sir?

Do you know what speed you were doing sir?

Can you blow into this breathaliser for me sir?

Blah blah blah...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make sure you avoid that junction on the M5/M6.... Its shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where can i wipe this?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cant you drive any faster

That would be like dangling a carrot in front of him.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Text and post on here the whole time, with the keypad sounds turned on on your phone! That'd do it for me

I don't want to distract him too much. I might get an annoying text alert sound and my sister and I can text each other from the back seats

Ha that's crossing the line to pure evil

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She will love it

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Where can i wipe this? "
ha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Where can i wipe this? "

He'll give me his bogey handkerchief

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