FabSwingers.com forum: Do’s and don’ts on fab

By *tella Heels OP TV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

I am trying to write the basic rules of fab,

So 1) make your profile interesting

2) please load some classy photos for public viewing

3) always be respectful of other fabbers

Please can you help with more?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

1) Please be sure to remove one’s socks when taking otherwise naked, erotic and or sexually explicit photos of oneself

2) Just because you happen to have Sky installed, we don’t all need to see your remote.

3) Ladies - That beachball was never designed to go in there.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't be a tit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

4) If you're on Fab without your partner's consent don't divulge the fact, unless you're a woman of course?

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By *tella Heels OP TV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

"4) If you're on Fab without your partner's consent don't divulge the fact, unless you're a woman of course?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't try and pimp your wife out

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

Don’t take pics while you’re standing over the toilet

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

"Don't try and pimp your wife out

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Hey ffs you trying to cockblock us even more.

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By *tella Heels OP TV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

"Don't try and pimp your wife out

Shit how did you know about that?

Please don’t post pics close ups of gaping men’s bums, it’s really not nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't be a tit"

I was going to say that but use twat for tit

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

When taking photos, please be aware that nosey buggers such as myself will be scrutinising both your interior decor and indeed, your levels of cleanliness and tidiness.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tidy your bedrooms

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

Don't commit Fabicide!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do what you like and how you like it

Don’t be a cunt

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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners

Lie about your age, height and weight...

If you’re a man it’s compulsory to send a FAF message to every woman within a 50 mile radius of your location together with a cock pic...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t say you’ll meet when you have no intention of doing so.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do what you like and how you like it

Don’t be a cunt

End"

fucked that bit up then haven't I...

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

When using the forums on the site, be aware that no matter how jovial and friendly a thread may be progressing, it is ostensibly obligatory for some noetically insalubrious moron to pop in specifically to commence an argument

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't be a tit

I was going to say that but use twat for tit

I went for the slightly nicer version. I was going to say cunt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take your socks off before taking your photographs, especially striped ones!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clean pants and good lighting for your photos helps.

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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners

Rule 11) Post pictures that are at least 10 years old.....

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By *ethany10Couple
over a year ago

falkirk

No spunk or open flange pics

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Don't tell people how they should run their profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't be a catfish

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By *tella Heels OP TV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

"When using the forums on the site, be aware that no matter how jovial and friendly a thread may be progressing, it is ostensibly obligatory for some noetically insalubrious moron to pop in specifically to commence an argument

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't be a tit

I was going to say that but use twat for tit

I went for the slightly nicer version. I was going to say cunt. "

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Tips for photography

1. Tidy the room

2. Remove your socks

3. Make sure photos of your kids/missus/pets aren't visible in background

4. Flush the toilet first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 20/11/18 15:51:18]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do your own thing and don't listen to so called advice from people who think they know best

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Number 978: Chaps - always remember to treat ladies with respect. (You will fortuitously be reminded of this ad infinitum if you take the time to read verifications though)....

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By *tella Heels OP TV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

"Tips for photography

1. Tidy the room

2. Remove your socks

3. Make sure photos of your kids/missus/pets aren't visible in background

4. Flush the toilet first "

Put the seat down

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

Ignore rules 1, 2 and 3 -just be who you are -if it works for you, someone out there will find you.

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By *7345Man
over a year ago

wakefield

Be kind and respectful. X

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By *uffnmuffCouple
over a year ago

London

"Don’t take pics while you’re standing over the toilet

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't put all your eggs in one basket. Both by relying on here for your whole sex life, or focussing too much on one person.

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester

Don't send random friend requests.

Do make an effort with pics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like it as it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Write a profile.

Don't fill later, 12+ months later just suggests lazy

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

"Don't send random friend requests.

Do make an effort with pics."
Sorry

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester

"Don't send random friend requests.

Do make an effort with pics. Sorry

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go your own way

You will find what your looking for....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Remove socks before taking a picture

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go your own way

You will find what your looking for...."

If only

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Do have fun.

Don't take any of it too seriously.

Do ignore people who say take your socks off....

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

"Go your own way

You will find what your looking for...."

Is this when Fleetwood Mac join in for the chorus?

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

"Do have fun.

Don't take any of it too seriously.

Do ignore people who say take your socks off...."

Yes -especially if you're trying to keep your high heels on

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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners

Rule 37)This one is just for men. When receiving a “thanks but no thanks” message send a rude message back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When taking photos, please be aware that nosey buggers such as myself will be scrutinising both your interior decor and indeed, your levels of cleanliness and tidiness....."

Ha ha it's not just me then .. lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rule 37)This one is just for men. When receiving a “thanks but no thanks” message send a rude message back."

Your rules are so true it's made me laugh

it seems to all be man law on fab

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Do be nice.

Don’t be nasty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A little tip if anyone you message says they're not interested... Put a note on their account not to pester them before you get blocked.The ones that are interested make a note of their names so when you chat it's more personal.

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By *tella Heels OP TV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Socks seems to be an issue for photos

Noted!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Barely anyone seems to bother reading the actual rules anyway until they've either broken them or seen someone else has and then goes to check up on them

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By *tella Heels OP TV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Did you really read them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did you really read them?"

Well, I started to... so the intent was there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when replying to a couple looking for a bi third, always reply saying you’re willing to give it a try, even though you categorically state no men what’s so ever on your profile

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By *tella Heels OP TV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Ok I’m willing to give it a try, happy now ??

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By *havennaturistsCouple
over a year ago

Banff

If you invite a couple to a meet, at least have the decency to turn up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok I’m willing to give it a try, happy now ??"

I will be happy when you start using the Reply+quote thingy so we know who you are replying to!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok I’m willing to give it a try, happy now ??

I will be happy when you start using the Reply+quote thingy so we know who you are replying to!

I think it was us ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok I’m willing to give it a try, happy now ??

I will be happy when you start using the Reply+quote thingy so we know who you are replying to!

I think it was us ..."

I thought so too... But ya never can be sure!

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"Do be nice.

Don’t be nasty. "

Unless the nastiness is mutual and has previously been agreed upon and follows a social.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Don't be a tit"

Unless you are a tit. Then be a tit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do be nice.

Don’t be nasty.

Unless the nastiness is mutual and has previously been agreed upon and follows a social."

Sometimes the nastiness is prior to a social

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

"Don't be a tit

Unless you are a tit. Then be a tit.

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I'll take tit been called a lot worse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No poo or wee wee pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck kis or avoid

Must include tbagging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am trying to write the basic rules of fab,

So 1) make your profile interesting

2) please load some classy photos for public viewing

3) always be respectful of other fabbers

Please can you help with more?"

show a face pic.

maybe include a nice recipe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't be a tit

Unless you are a tit. Then be a tit.

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be Genuine.

Be yourself.

Stop Pretending to be something your not.

Write a realistic profile and not one out of a Fairy Tale. We live on planet Earth, not on bloody Narnia.

Unicorns don't exist (whats all that about).

Just be bloody normal and treat people like normal people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Be Genuine.

Be yourself.

Stop Pretending to be something your not.

Write a realistic profile and not one out of a Fairy Tale. We live on planet Earth, not on bloody Narnia.

Unicorns don't exist (whats all that about).

Just be bloody normal and treat people like normal people "

eh unicorns do exist,,jeewiz,,really,,lol,,,unreal,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tips for photography

1. Tidy the room

2. Remove your socks

3. Make sure photos of your kids/missus/pets aren't visible in background

4. Flush the toilet first "

What’s the point in flushing the toilet before you have a shit?

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By *urlinaTV/TS
over a year ago

London W1

Don't take anything personally

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By *urlinaTV/TS
over a year ago

London W1

And never ask why someone's rejecting you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep your tongue in your mouth in your pics.

Unless you are a petulant child.

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By *lex46TV/TS
over a year ago

Near Wells

I thought the rules were generally guidelines

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And never ask why someone's rejecting you"

its never happened

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

"Tips for photography

1. Tidy the room

2. Remove your socks

3. Make sure photos of your kids/missus/pets aren't visible in background

4. Flush the toilet first

What’s the point in flushing the toilet before you have a shit?"

To prevent shitty splash ups???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Be Genuine.

Be yourself.

Stop Pretending to be something your not.

Write a realistic profile and not one out of a Fairy Tale. We live on planet Earth, not on bloody Narnia.

Unicorns don't exist (whats all that about).

Just be bloody normal and treat people like normal people "

That pretty much sums it up, but Narnia would be cool though. Imagine all the fun adventures!

The Unicorns on here prove they do exist

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By *tella Heels OP TV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Don’t argue with anyone in forums especially Stella heels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don’t take pics while you’re standing over the toilet

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but if you really must at least flush it first...

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

"Don’t argue with anyone in forums especially Stella heels

And me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't message single women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don’t argue with anyone in forums especially Stella heels

And me."

Or the mods. Top tip.

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By *othrockercplCouple
over a year ago

Halloween Town

When posting pics of your derriere be sure to clean up first.

No one likes seeing nuttella smeared starfish..

Ms GR

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

"Don’t argue with anyone in forums especially Stella heels

And me.

Or the mods. Top tip.

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Can have some fun with the mods.

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester

Enjoy the banter on here

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