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I slaughtered a whole pack of gummy bears last night.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I sat them all up on a plate, then microwaved them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why? xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a waste.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I’m sure they are still edible, they melted like the Germans at the end of raiders of the lost ark

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you then eat them? Try eating a whole bag of sugar free ones next time... They can get their revenge on you then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bouncing here and there and everywhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you then eat them? Try eating a whole bag of sugar free ones next time... They can get their revenge on you then "

Was just about to at this he would be slaughtering the toilet then

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By *ushandkittyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

If I die by choking on gummi bears, kitty has been instructed to tell people at my funeral that I was killed by a bear

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did you then eat them? Try eating a whole bag of sugar free ones next time... They can get their revenge on you then "

Do they do sugar free ones?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you then eat them? Try eating a whole bag of sugar free ones next time... They can get their revenge on you then

Do they do sugar free ones? "

Yup check out the Amazon reviews.... Every little bear will get it's revenge like kicking you in the stomach and leaving you a quivering mess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You had me singing the theme for the last 20 mins

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did you then eat them? Try eating a whole bag of sugar free ones next time... They can get their revenge on you then

Do they do sugar free ones?

Yup check out the Amazon reviews.... Every little bear will get it's revenge like kicking you in the stomach and leaving you a quivering mess "

I wasn’t going to eat them, I was going to nuke a bag of them as well.

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination


"If I die by choking on gummi bears, kitty has been instructed to tell people at my funeral that I was killed by a bear "

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I always feel mean eating Jelly Babies.

There's the dilemma of do you eat them head first or whole?

Plus the ones left in the bag must be traumatised.

Maybe I overthink things...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I always feel mean eating Jelly Babies.

There's the dilemma of do you eat them head first or whole?

Plus the ones left in the bag must be traumatised.

Maybe I overthink things..."

Line them all up, and make them watch until it’s their turn.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"I always feel mean eating Jelly Babies.

There's the dilemma of do you eat them head first or whole?

Plus the ones left in the bag must be traumatised.

Maybe I overthink things...

Line them all up, and make them watch until it’s their turn. "

You is one sick puppy, sir!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sugar crash

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I always feel mean eating Jelly Babies.

There's the dilemma of do you eat them head first or whole?

Plus the ones left in the bag must be traumatised.

Maybe I overthink things...

Line them all up, and make them watch until it’s their turn.

You is one sick puppy, sir!

"

I once killed the little blue alien out of a pack of star mix by putting him on a paper clip and burning him with my mates lighter.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I’m gonna microwave some more golden bears

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