FabSwingers.com forum: I don't fucking believe this.

By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

So I gets up this morning and head straight for my i.v. of tea. 2 mugs later it's time I was in the shower so off I pop. I'm in there 2 seconds and it does a pop of it's own it's dead. No problem I thinks I'll jump in the bath and fit a new shower weekend no biggie. So I get my bath get my shit together and I'm off to work. Gets here and 1st off get my hand over from last shift. Now I've known this guy years and he makes me look happy of a morning but as we are talking I notice a daft grin on his mug. What you smiling at I ask oh nothing he replys. I think no more of it and go get changed to start work. As I walk out the locker room I catch a glimpse of myself in the mirror. I'm covers in sodding glitter. You know that saying just wait till your father gets home it's never been more true. My daughter so in for it tonight. Bloody kids

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brilliant!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

How has she managed that?

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"How has she managed that?"

Them bath bomb things. She not cleaned the bath out proper or at all by the looks of me

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"How has she managed that?

Them bath bomb things. She not cleaned the bath out proper or at all by the looks of me

Oh right with you,thought it had something to do with the shower.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remember putting coffee in the showerheads around the pool on a lads holiday in my 20s one night, but glitter takes talent!

Congratulations Bladey's daughter!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We need pics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its nearly Christmas .. Just Blend

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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago

button moon

Bahahahahahaha! Nice one mini blade.

I bet you look adorable as a sparkle fairy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lush ought to hand out bath cleaning instructions with their bombs; it looks like an episode of "How Clean Is Your House" after my kids have used them.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Oh that's made me laugh.

If anyone can work some glitter it's you Bladey.

Gok would be proud of you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha, that’s made me chuckle. X

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I know you can pull that look off op x

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By *vcarolTV/TS
over a year ago

kilmarnockish

A sparkly bladey....

Just need a wee squirt of perfume to complete the ensemble....

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By *amesB66Man
over a year ago

St Peter Port

Get your shower fixed Bladey..there's only so much glitter a man can take

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Funny fuckers the lot of ya. Must admit though I'm crushing the look. Bloody good job I'm secure in my sexuality

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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago

button moon

"Funny fuckers the lot of ya. Must admit though I'm crushing the look. Bloody good job I'm secure in my sexuality

Well if you like it we can get you your own bath bombs...

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By *ree guyMan
over a year ago

Fleetwood

Lol ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Need to change your user name to glitter blade xx

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Funny fuckers the lot of ya. Must admit though I'm crushing the look. Bloody good job I'm secure in my sexuality

Well if you like it we can get you your own bath bombs...

Unless we are talking cellulose I might need a hand with the make up

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Need to change your user name to glitter blade xx"

I can see the state of my mail just thinking about it. It's bad enough as it is

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Need to change your user name to glitter blade xx

I can see the state of my mail just thinking about it. It's bad enough as it is

Did you get glitter up your shi.....Oh let's not go there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Need to change your user name to glitter blade xx

I can see the state of my mail just thinking about it. It's bad enough as it is

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Need to change your user name to glitter blade xx

I can see the state of my mail just thinking about it. It's bad enough as it is

Did you get glitter up your shi.....Oh let's not go there"

No idea I need a nice lady to check for me... Oh look your not far

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Need to change your user name to glitter blade xx

I can see the state of my mail just thinking about it. It's bad enough as it is

Did you get glitter up your shi.....Oh let's not go there

No idea I need a nice lady to check for me... Oh look your not far

Guy Diamond...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep calm and Shine all day.... GLITTERMAN

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Glitterballs!

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Need to change your user name to glitter blade xx

I can see the state of my mail just thinking about it. It's bad enough as it is

Did you get glitter up your shi.....Oh let's not go there

No idea I need a nice lady to check for me... Oh look your not far

Guy Diamond..."

Who ever that is he wasn't what I had in mind

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

As a mother, who once turned her, then teenage son glittery...

I'm high fiving your daughter

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Just don't go starting with that twirling and spreading glitter nonsense!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

work it girlfriend

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"So I gets up this morning and head straight for my i.v. of tea. 2 mugs later it's time I was in the shower so off I pop. I'm in there 2 seconds and it does a pop of it's own it's dead. No problem I thinks I'll jump in the bath and fit a new shower weekend no biggie. So I get my bath get my shit together and I'm off to work. Gets here and 1st off get my hand over from last shift. Now I've known this guy years and he makes me look happy of a morning but as we are talking I notice a daft grin on his mug. What you smiling at I ask oh nothing he replys. I think no more of it and go get changed to start work. As I walk out the locker room I catch a glimpse of myself in the mirror. I'm covers in sodding glitter. You know that saying just wait till your father gets home it's never been more true. My daughter so in for it tonight. Bloody kids"

What a piss poor excuse, just admit it you've been down canal street again

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"As a mother, who once turned her, then teenage son glittery...

I'm high fiving your daughter

I've just told the little moo what's she's done. Somehow I don't think she's going to be so amused when I get hold of her latter. The bank of dad is firmly shut....

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Just don't go starting with that twirling and spreading glitter nonsense!!

Bladey and knitter giving it hand bags at dawn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shame

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Need to change your user name to glitter blade xx

I can see the state of my mail just thinking about it. It's bad enough as it is

Did you get glitter up your shi.....Oh let's not go there"

Whatever you do.....DON'T FART!!!

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By *vcarolTV/TS
over a year ago

kilmarnockish

Just had a thought, that means you’ve got a sparkly cock.....

Please take a pick!!!

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

Love it bladey, but I do think a picture is in order.

Just a thought will you be changing your username?

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Just had a thought, that means you’ve got a sparkly cock.....

Please take a pick!!!"

I couldn't possibly do that I'm way to shy look

see told ya

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Love it bladey, but I do think a picture is in order.

Just a thought will you be changing your username? "

Glitter blade seems the most popular

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Admit it, you put the bath bomb into the bath

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Admit it, you put the bath bomb into the bath "

I told you that was our secret

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Admit it, you put the bath bomb into the bath

I told you that was our secret

Sorry. Thinking out loud again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love it bladey, but I do think a picture is in order.

Just a thought will you be changing your username?

Glitter blade seems the most popular

Glitteruptheshitter is more Christmassy

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