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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Hey fellow fabbers; I know that you’re all very kind and great at giving advice so was wondering if you could give me some?

I was in a pub earlier when it suddenly occurred to me that the barmaid might be a communist.

I have no grounds whatsoever to base this alarming assumption upon but it did dawn upon me nonetheless.

Am I being paranoid? Do you suspect anyone of communist or else Marxist leanings?

Is ex President McCarthy still alive for guidance?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need to get laid dude by a socialist with nice tits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why? Did she ask you to pull your own pint and not to bother paying?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope you don't do a long slow question

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey fellow fabbers; I know that you’re all very kind and great at giving advice so was wondering if you could give me some?

I was in a pub earlier when it suddenly occurred to me that the barmaid might be a communist.

I have no grounds whatsoever to base this alarming assumption upon but it did dawn upon me nonetheless.

Am I being paranoid? Do you suspect anyone of communist or else Marxist leanings?

Is ex President McCarthy still alive for guidance? "
Are you taking the piss?

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

Puns about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets them

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By *vilgasamWoman
over a year ago

The dot in the i

And their political views make a difference to how they pour you a drink in what way?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes you are paranoid comrade.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’ve just checked the McCarthy handbook; It references something about vegetarian sausage rolls.....?

Verily am I still in the dark.

Nonetheless, communist or not - she did sport a most wonderful cleavage which curiously put my mind at immediate ease

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

In the words of the great R2 philosopher- Tony Blackburn. A communist is somebody that has nothing and wants to share it with everyone else.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Puns about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets them"

*stands up and applauds*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And their political views make a difference to how they pour you a drink in what way? "

Well if a communist female poured me a pint I’d expect everyone to get head along with my drink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey fellow fabbers; I know that you’re all very kind and great at giving advice so was wondering if you could give me some?

I was in a pub earlier when it suddenly occurred to me that the barmaid might be a communist.

I have no grounds whatsoever to base this alarming assumption upon but it did dawn upon me nonetheless.

Am I being paranoid? Do you suspect anyone of communist or else Marxist leanings?

Is ex President McCarthy still alive for guidance? "

Unless the barmaid was Nicola Sturgeon you are being paranoid.

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