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I do feel slightly sympathetic towards straight males now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Constantly playing hard to get. Getting offended because a man has shown her a picture of his cock because she is a 'classy lady'. Disgusted because you are bisexual or bi curious but she is definitely allowed to be bi curious. Suggesting teacher/pupil role play and she automatically thinks you are a pervert and contacts admin.

Eventually when he does meet a 'lady' and gets her pregnant (obviously), she will be in hospital giving birth and shouting at the bf that he is useless and just a sperm donor.

Back at home, the kid is a few years older now. The gf is sitting on the sofa with a cigarette in her mouth while checking her Facebook updates on her phone. The bf is sat there watching hours and hours of cbeebies. Endless discoveries in Mr Tumbles spotty bag.

I feel depressed just typing this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Such is life

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Such is life "
and then you die

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry i got bored hslf way and skipped to the end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t even understand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d suggest you step away from your key board. Go to the kitchen, you see that jug in the corner that’s plugged in? There’s a switch on it. Flick it on, get yourself a mug and a strong tea bag once it turns itself off again, add the water and some milk to the mug.

Sit back, relax and let your problems go.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don’t even understand "

You don't need to love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don’t even understand

You don't need to love"

Thank goodness for that

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

It's your own hypothetical dystopia...

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By *iffaWoman
over a year ago

wherever

did this actually happen?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This needed a TLDR paragraph at the bottom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And the point is? X

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

This looks like something scribbled in shit on a madman's wall.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He needs a man shed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And the point is? X"

Dont know but nice tits on you

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By *ay19720Man
over a year ago

Ashford kent

Op... no need to worry about us single males...you worry about weather u can turn one..lol. this ladys not for turning tho soz..lol

Its all gravy baby.

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By *ay19720Man
over a year ago

Ashford kent


"He needs a man shed. "

Op is gay on profile. ..I think he needs a man....lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry i got bored hslf way and skipped to the end "

I just didnt get even that far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He needs a man shed.

Op is gay on profile. ..I think he needs a man....lol "

In a shed?

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Have you not done various threads like this? Always the down trodden boyfriend? I think there are some issues you need to work out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worse things happen at sea

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By *ay19720Man
over a year ago

Ashford kent


"He needs a man shed.

Op is gay on profile. ..I think he needs a man....lol

In a shed? "

Maybe he does or will

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it is yet another swipe at straight life, forgetting, of course, that many gay relationships are as mundane and colourless as those the OP portrays

It's not all glitter and feather boas on his side of the fence either

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think it is yet another swipe at straight life, forgetting, of course, that many gay relationships are as mundane and colourless as those the OP portrays

It's not all glitter and feather boas on his side of the fence either"

You didn't read my 'gay pride melancholy' true story on my last account then? Was very sad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think it is yet another swipe at straight life, forgetting, of course, that many gay relationships are as mundane and colourless as those the OP portrays

It's not all glitter and feather boas on his side of the fence either

You didn't read my 'gay pride melancholy' true story on my last account then? Was very sad "

No

Were you in it ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think it is yet another swipe at straight life, forgetting, of course, that many gay relationships are as mundane and colourless as those the OP portrays

It's not all glitter and feather boas on his side of the fence either

You didn't read my 'gay pride melancholy' true story on my last account then? Was very sad

No

Were you in it ? "

....I was

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"I don’t even understand "

I think it might be a suicide note

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think it is yet another swipe at straight life, forgetting, of course, that many gay relationships are as mundane and colourless as those the OP portrays

It's not all glitter and feather boas on his side of the fence either

You didn't read my 'gay pride melancholy' true story on my last account then? Was very sad

No

Were you in it ?

....I was "

Have a hug from me then

Life can be shit at times - whatever you settle for, regardless of who you shag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think it is yet another swipe at straight life, forgetting, of course, that many gay relationships are as mundane and colourless as those the OP portrays

It's not all glitter and feather boas on his side of the fence either

You didn't read my 'gay pride melancholy' true story on my last account then? Was very sad "

That was because the straights were making it to commercial for you. It’s all you ever do is take digs at straight people, it’s pretty tedious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be thankful you'll never find yourself in that situation.

Unless...you're not Fab gay are you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Writing things down helps.

Get it off your chest mate.

That reminds me, I just found a nice looking crisp on my dressing gown. Wasnt sure how old it was though so it went in the bin. Best case scenario Saturday. Wasn't going to risk it though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get off the Internet and meet some real women, instead of just listening to idiots and believing clichés, my dear!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Constantly playing hard to get. Getting offended because a man has shown her a picture of his cock because she is a 'classy lady'. Disgusted because you are bisexual or bi curious but she is definitely allowed to be bi curious. Suggesting teacher/pupil role play and she automatically thinks you are a pervert and contacts admin.

Eventually when he does meet a 'lady' and gets her pregnant (obviously), she will be in hospital giving birth and shouting at the bf that he is useless and just a sperm donor.

Back at home, the kid is a few years older now. The gf is sitting on the sofa with a cigarette in her mouth while checking her Facebook updates on her phone. The bf is sat there watching hours and hours of cbeebies. Endless discoveries in Mr Tumbles spotty bag.

I feel depressed just typing this "

Well luckily for you you’re gay so you’ll never have to suffer those problems will you.

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

Flagrante


"Constantly playing hard to get. Getting offended because a man has shown her a picture of his cock because she is a 'classy lady'. Disgusted because you are bisexual or bi curious but she is definitely allowed to be bi curious. Suggesting teacher/pupil role play and she automatically thinks you are a pervert and contacts admin.

Eventually when he does meet a 'lady' and gets her pregnant (obviously), she will be in hospital giving birth and shouting at the bf that he is useless and just a sperm donor.

Back at home, the kid is a few years older now. The gf is sitting on the sofa with a cigarette in her mouth while checking her Facebook updates on her phone. The bf is sat there watching hours and hours of cbeebies. Endless discoveries in Mr Tumbles spotty bag.

I feel depressed just typing this "

So would I be....it's a good job it's a work of fiction...now back to the fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And the point is? X

Dont know but nice tits on you "
thank you very much x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OMG I did,nt realise there where any straight guys on this site

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OMG I did,nt realise there where any straight guys on this site "

She’s sassy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont need sympathy ta

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"OMG I did,nt realise there where any straight guys on this site "

No that's just in your head

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral


"OMG I did,nt realise there where any straight guys on this site "
We're a rare breed on here!

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By *wingin CatMan
over a year ago

London


"Sorry i got bored hslf way and skipped to the end "

Funny - that's a lot further than some guys go when it comes to reading profiles!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I seem to be the only one who finds OPs posts quite funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OMG I did,nt realise there where any straight guys on this site

No that's just in your head"

oh I know most want in my head,,lol seriously I do take a guy that says hes straight with a large pinch of salt.

90% of guys that message me claim to be straight,,i get quite a lot of messages

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"I seem to be the only one who finds OPs posts quite funny "

No, I do too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OMG I did,nt realise there where any straight guys on this site "

I'm only curious ohh feck you know what that did to the cat

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"OMG I did,nt realise there where any straight guys on this site

No that's just in your head

oh I know most want in my head,,lol seriously I do take a guy that says hes straight with a large pinch of salt.

90% of guys that message me claim to be straight,,i get quite a lot of messages"

I know I get where your coming from but it's seriously not all.

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By *veready69Man
over a year ago

PLYMOUTH

or....you can spend a few years stuffing ever larger toys up your arse and instead of having the bottom fall out of your world, you can have your world fall out of our bottom.....

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford


"OMG I did,nt realise there where any straight guys on this site

No that's just in your head

oh I know most want in my head,,lol seriously I do take a guy that says hes straight with a large pinch of salt.

90% of guys that message me claim to be straight,,i get quite a lot of messages

I know I get where your coming from but it's seriously not all."

Totally straight here. I get offers, but there is no interest at all from my part... But each to their own.

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria

Hey, just do what you wanna do and be true to yourself, one life.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Hey, just do what you wanna do and be true to yourself, one life. "

You said it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

NEWS FLASH,,,,,,,,,,experts say there are 4 straight guys on fab way more than most thought

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By *agermeisterMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Is this an Incel rant before you go out and slaught tens of innocent bystanders?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I seem to be the only one who finds OPs posts quite funny

No, I do too "

He doesn't half get some stick for them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucking Mr Tumble, he's a wrong 'un.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"NEWS FLASH,,,,,,,,,,experts say there are 4 straight guys on fab way more than most thought "

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria


"NEWS FLASH,,,,,,,,,,experts say there are 4 straight guys on fab way more than most thought "

Oops apparently only 3 now.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"I seem to be the only one who finds OPs posts quite funny

No, I do too

He doesn't half get some stick for them!"

I think he's a comedy genius and people take him too seriously!

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral


"I seem to be the only one who finds OPs posts quite funny

No, I do too

He doesn't half get some stick for them!

I think he's a comedy genius and people take him too seriously! "
Comedy genius by accident

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I seem to be the only one who finds OPs posts quite funny

No, I do too

He doesn't half get some stick for them!

I think he's a comedy genius and people take him too seriously! "

Totally!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"did this actually happen?"
i think his tell it like it is on here or in real life maybe i am wrong like always

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"did this actually happen? i think his tell it like it is on here or in real life maybe i am wrong like always "

You really want to be right don't you

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon


"Constantly playing hard to get. Getting offended because a man has shown her a picture of his cock because she is a 'classy lady'. Disgusted because you are bisexual or bi curious but she is definitely allowed to be bi curious. Suggesting teacher/pupil role play and she automatically thinks you are a pervert and contacts admin.

Eventually when he does meet a 'lady' and gets her pregnant (obviously), she will be in hospital giving birth and shouting at the bf that he is useless and just a sperm donor.

Back at home, the kid is a few years older now. The gf is sitting on the sofa with a cigarette in her mouth while checking her Facebook updates on her phone. The bf is sat there watching hours and hours of cbeebies. Endless discoveries in Mr Tumbles spotty bag.

I feel depressed just typing this "

Christ, just shoot me now!

Oh, hang on, my life isn't anything like that... boy, how blessed am I! lol!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

A veritably exquisite, meta-social portrayal of the intrinsic futility of telluric, corporeal existence; the fruitless struggle against the ever oppressive and indeed, abjectly repressive puissance of the metaphorical, oncoming current that we so term, reality.

I enjoyed it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"did this actually happen? i think his tell it like it is on here or in real life maybe i am wrong like always

You really want to be right don't you "
i do not know anymore so i am playing it safe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A veritably exquisite, meta-social portrayal of the intrinsic futility of telluric, corporeal existence; the fruitless struggle against the ever oppressive and indeed, abjectly repressive puissance of the metaphorical, oncoming current that we so term, reality.

I enjoyed it "

Why is there only one word for thesaurus ?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I seem to be the only one who finds OPs posts quite funny

No, I do too "

Me three!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"did this actually happen? i think his tell it like it is on here or in real life maybe i am wrong like always

You really want to be right don't you i do not know anymore so i am playing it safe"

You should learn your own mind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I seem to be the only one who finds OPs posts quite funny

No, I do too

Me three!!! "

You lot are going to give him a big head.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A veritably exquisite, meta-social portrayal of the intrinsic futility of telluric, corporeal existence; the fruitless struggle against the ever oppressive and indeed, abjectly repressive puissance of the metaphorical, oncoming current that we so term, reality.

I enjoyed it "

Pfft, that's totally what I said

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