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"Coffee, NATO and a slice of cake please" One coffee and a slice of carrot cake coming right up.. What does NATO mean?! | |||
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"Coffee, NATO and a slice of cake please One coffee and a slice of carrot cake coming right up.. What does NATO mean?! Oooiiiii I didn't provide that x" You're right!..We have a banana and walnut loaf today x | |||
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"Can I have a strong coffee and cake please Ash " Good afternoon kinkey cat..One strong coffee and a slice of cake coming right up x | |||
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"Can I have a strong coffee and cake please Ash Good afternoon kinkey cat..One strong coffee and a slice of cake coming right up x" Thank you Ash | |||
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"NATO, milk 2 sugars, standard military drink " Thanks for the explanation..will know next time now! | |||
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"Coffee, NATO and a slice of cake please One coffee and a slice of carrot cake coming right up.. What does NATO mean?! Oooiiiii I didn't provide that x You're right!..We have a banana and walnut loaf today x" Much nicer than your shop bought carrot cake however that is my favourite xx | |||
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"Can I have a strong coffee and cake please Ash Good afternoon kinkey cat..One strong coffee and a slice of cake coming right up x Thank you Ash " you're welcome..Its always a pleasure for me to make you a coffee | |||
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"Can I have some pussy juice from a virgin mixed with a bit of watermelon juice ? " Good afternoon.. I'm terribly sorry but we have run out of virgins for today but might have a new batch in by tomorrow morning.. I could you a tea though?! | |||
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"Can I have a strong coffee and cake please Ash Good afternoon kinkey cat..One strong coffee and a slice of cake coming right up x Thank you Ash you're welcome..Its always a pleasure for me to make you a coffee " One strong black and one strong white coffee and two pieces of cake please | |||
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"Can I have a strong coffee and cake please Ash Good afternoon kinkey cat..One strong coffee and a slice of cake coming right up x Thank you Ash you're welcome..Its always a pleasure for me to make you a coffee One strong black and one strong white coffee and two pieces of cake please " Good afternoon _eeandes.. One strong black and one strong white coffee coming right up and 2 slices of cake. | |||
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"Can I have some pussy juice from a virgin mixed with a bit of watermelon juice ? Good afternoon.. I'm terribly sorry but we have run out of virgins for today but might have a new batch in by tomorrow morning.. I could you a tea though?!" ok but do not put any drugs in order to make me sleep as my ass is still sore from last time ! | |||
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"Cuppa soup with croutons please, it's chilly " Good afternoon northants.. One cuppa soup with croutons coming right up..Its going to be very cold from tomorrow | |||
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"Yes please. Tea. " Good afternoon Steve..one cup of tea coming right up..Milk and sugar? | |||
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"Coffee, NATO and a slice of cake please One coffee and a slice of carrot cake coming right up.. What does NATO mean?! Oooiiiii I didn't provide that x You're right!..We have a banana and walnut loaf today x Much nicer than your shop bought carrot cake however that is my favourite xx" I like carrot cake but cheesecake is my favourite x | |||
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"Coffee, NATO and a slice of cake please One coffee and a slice of carrot cake coming right up.. What does NATO mean?! Oooiiiii I didn't provide that x You're right!..We have a banana and walnut loaf today x Much nicer than your shop bought carrot cake however that is my favourite xx I like carrot cake but cheesecake is my favourite x " What kind of cheesecake xx | |||
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"Coffee and a slice of ginger cake please" Good afternoon nottommy.. One coffee and a slice of ginger cake coming right up.. | |||
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"Coffee, NATO and a slice of cake please One coffee and a slice of carrot cake coming right up.. What does NATO mean?! Oooiiiii I didn't provide that x You're right!..We have a banana and walnut loaf today x Much nicer than your shop bought carrot cake however that is my favourite xx I like carrot cake but cheesecake is my favourite x What kind of cheesecake xx" It has be strawberry cheesecake for me xx Haven't had any for ages though as on diet at moment | |||
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"Coffee, extra strong for me please. Don't usually do cake, but yes please" Good afternoon _eltonman.. One extra strong coffee coming right up up.. | |||
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"Coffee, extra strong for me please. Don't usually do cake, but yes please" mmm I’d much rather have a MM pork pie to cake .. Oooh and a cuppa please Ash xx | |||
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"Coffee, extra strong for me please. Don't usually do cake, but yes please Good afternoon _eltonman.. One extra strong coffee coming right up up.. " Afternoon, and Cheers Jobhunting can be so stressful | |||
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"Coffee, extra strong for me please. Don't usually do cake, but yes please" Fancy a slice of Kat's banana and walnut loaf with your extra strong coffee? | |||
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"Coffee, extra strong for me please. Don't usually do cake, but yes please Fancy a slice of Kat's banana and walnut loaf with your extra strong coffee?" Sounds great | |||
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"Coffee, extra strong for me please. Don't usually do cake, but yes pleasemmm I’d much rather have a MM pork pie to cake .. Oooh and a cuppa please Ash xx" Good afternoon Fuzzy.. One cup of tea coming right up and will have a look in fridge to see if i can find a pork pie for you x | |||
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"Coffee, extra strong for me please. Don't usually do cake, but yes pleasemmm I’d much rather have a MM pork pie to cake .. Oooh and a cuppa please Ash xx Good afternoon Fuzzy.. One cup of tea coming right up and will have a look in fridge to see if i can find a pork pie for you x" Best get a bit of kitchen paper as I’m drooling... lol | |||
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"Coffee, extra strong for me please. Don't usually do cake, but yes pleasemmm I’d much rather have a MM pork pie to cake .. Oooh and a cuppa please Ash xx Good afternoon Fuzzy.. One cup of tea coming right up and will have a look in fridge to see if i can find a pork pie for you x Best get a bit of kitchen paper as I’m drooling... lol " I'm sure I can find a MM pork pie | |||
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"Coffee, extra strong for me please. Don't usually do cake, but yes please Fancy a slice of Kat's banana and walnut loaf with your extra strong coffee? Sounds great" you're welcome..good luck with the job hunting. | |||
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"Coffee, extra strong for me please. Don't usually do cake, but yes please Fancy a slice of Kat's banana and walnut loaf with your extra strong coffee? Sounds great you're welcome..good luck with the job hunting. " Cheers | |||
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"A gingerbread latte please....need something sweet and warm " Good afternoon Ruby.. One gingerbread latte coming right up.x I'm often called sweet and always give a warm welcome | |||
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"I need a stiff drink. Traumatic time at dentist's: hyperdermic syringe broke mid injection. " blimey!! That’s not ideal!! Hope all I’m now! Make it a double or a double double!! | |||
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"I need a stiff drink. Traumatic time at dentist's: hyperdermic syringe broke mid injection. " Good afternoon Sapiophile I'm sorry to read about your troubles at the dentist today. would you like to have a brandy to help calm your nerves? | |||
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"I need a stiff drink. Traumatic time at dentist's: hyperdermic syringe broke mid injection. blimey!! That’s not ideal!! Hope all I’m now! Make it a double or a double double!! " I have got her a triple brandy ready Dan! | |||
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"Coffee, NATO and a slice of cake please One coffee and a slice of carrot cake coming right up.. What does NATO mean?! Oooiiiii I didn't provide that x You're right!..We have a banana and walnut loaf today x Much nicer than your shop bought carrot cake however that is my favourite xx I like carrot cake but cheesecake is my favourite x What kind of cheesecake xx It has be strawberry cheesecake for me xx Haven't had any for ages though as on diet at moment " Ahhh ok not my favourite xx | |||
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"Coffee, extra strong for me please. Don't usually do cake, but yes pleasemmm I’d much rather have a MM pork pie to cake .. Oooh and a cuppa please Ash xx Good afternoon Fuzzy.. One cup of tea coming right up and will have a look in fridge to see if i can find a pork pie for you x Best get a bit of kitchen paper as I’m drooling... lol " Sorry for the delay I had to go down the shops for your pie but then got stuck in the traffic on the way back! | |||
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"Coffee, NATO and a slice of cake please One coffee and a slice of carrot cake coming right up.. What does NATO mean?! Oooiiiii I didn't provide that x You're right!..We have a banana and walnut loaf today x Much nicer than your shop bought carrot cake however that is my favourite xx I like carrot cake but cheesecake is my favourite x What kind of cheesecake xx It has be strawberry cheesecake for me xx Haven't had any for ages though as on diet at moment Ahhh ok not my favourite xx" whats your fav cheesecake then? xx | |||
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"May I have a peppermint tea please " Good evening Bella One peppermint tea coming right up... Hope you've had a good day. | |||
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"May I have a peppermint tea please Good evening Bella One peppermint tea coming right up... Hope you've had a good day. " Lovely day thank you! Hope you have too | |||
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"Coffee, NATO and a slice of cake please One coffee and a slice of carrot cake coming right up.. What does NATO mean?! Oooiiiii I didn't provide that x You're right!..We have a banana and walnut loaf today x Much nicer than your shop bought carrot cake however that is my favourite xx I like carrot cake but cheesecake is my favourite x What kind of cheesecake xx It has be strawberry cheesecake for me xx Haven't had any for ages though as on diet at moment Ahhh ok not my favourite xx whats your fav cheesecake then? xx" Toffee xx | |||
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"May I have a peppermint tea please Good evening Bella One peppermint tea coming right up... Hope you've had a good day. Lovely day thank you! Hope you have too " Mine was good too thank you although feeling cold! | |||
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"Latte pls give us the hard stuff " Good evening Mr Pull One hardcore latte coming right up.. Have you been traveling anywhere nice today? | |||
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"Tea NATO please, no cake, got a dicky tum " Good evening Serendipity.. One NATO tea coming right up...no cake. Hope your dicky tummy feels better soon. | |||
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"Could I have a pot of Earl Grey and a proper vintage tea cup and saucer please? Ooh, and a hug. I'm a bit sad." Good evening TUH... One pot of Early grey tea and an old fashioned style tea cup and saucer coming right up... Oh and not forgetting a big hug from me also! Hope you feel a bit happier now x | |||
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"I need a stiff drink. Traumatic time at dentist's: hyperdermic syringe broke mid injection. Good afternoon Sapiophile I'm sorry to read about your troubles at the dentist today. would you like to have a brandy to help calm your nerves?" Thanks, Ash & Dan. Double Brandy would be welcome! | |||
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"Would love a large earl grey please Ash, just black. " Hi Opal..One large early grey tea without milk coming right up x | |||
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"I need a stiff drink. Traumatic time at dentist's: hyperdermic syringe broke mid injection. Good afternoon Sapiophile I'm sorry to read about your troubles at the dentist today. would you like to have a brandy to help calm your nerves? Thanks, Ash & Dan. Double Brandy would be welcome! " One double brandy coming right up! Do stop by at my fab lounge bar on the forum on Saturday evening for another drink and a dance if you're feeling better by then! | |||
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"Anyone else fancy a drink before i leave the kitchen?!" Thanks for my cuppa soup earlier, it was splendid! Just a cuppa tea please, strong with 1 sugar please | |||
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"Tea NATO please, no cake, got a dicky tum " Oh dear hope you are feeling better soon lovely xx | |||
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"Anyone else fancy a drink before i leave the kitchen?! Thanks for my cuppa soup earlier, it was splendid! Just a cuppa tea please, strong with 1 sugar please" You're welcome..I'm glad you enjoyed the soup!...One cuppa coming right up before i head off for the evening | |||
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"A cup of tea, milk no sugar please x " Hi Angie..One cup of tea with milk and no sugar coming right up..Hope you enjoy a relaxing night after the busy day you had x | |||
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"Hot chocolate with cream and sprinkles and a slice of cake please x storm x " Good evening Storm One hot chocolate with cream and sprinkles and a slice of cake coming right up..How are you doing today? x | |||
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"Hot chocolate with cream and sprinkles and a slice of cake please x storm x Good evening Storm One hot chocolate with cream and sprinkles and a slice of cake coming right up..How are you doing today? x" I have had a day of sorting bits and pieces out and really could just curl up with my hot chocolate and cake, how are you x storm x | |||
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"A cup of tea, milk no sugar please x Hi Angie..One cup of tea with milk and no sugar coming right up..Hope you enjoy a relaxing night after the busy day you had x" Thank you, I will do later after I’ve done tea x | |||
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"Hot chocolate with cream and sprinkles and a slice of cake please x storm x Good evening Storm One hot chocolate with cream and sprinkles and a slice of cake coming right up..How are you doing today? x I have had a day of sorting bits and pieces out and really could just curl up with my hot chocolate and cake, how are you x storm x " I'm good thank you..I had the day off work so have been mostly relaxing at home today and doing a bit of housework. I hope you enjoy the hot chocolate and cake x | |||
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"Yeah go on then thanks. Ive had about 20 today another won't hurt " Good evening Autumn.. Have you had 20 cups of tea or coffee?! I will make one of each as not sure yet! | |||
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"It was very quiet yesterday.. Kettle is on again if anyone would like a drink.." Surprise me xx | |||
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"It was very quiet yesterday.. Kettle is on again if anyone would like a drink.. Surprise me xx" I like giving surprises!.. as its cold I'm going to do you a hot chocolate today with a cadburys flake in it xx | |||
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"It was very quiet yesterday.. Kettle is on again if anyone would like a drink.. Surprise me xx I like giving surprises!.. as its cold I'm going to do you a hot chocolate today with a cadburys flake in it xx" Mmmmmmm yummy thank you xx | |||
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"Coffee and carrot cake for me please. Might be cold by time I get to u x " Good afternoon Feisty minx.. One coffee and a carrot cake coming right up..I'll keep it warm for you until you get here! | |||
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"Coffee and carrot cake for me please. Might be cold by time I get to u x Good afternoon Feisty minx.. One coffee and a carrot cake coming right up..I'll keep it warm for you until you get here!" Dont get my carrot cake all warm though, the topping will melt. Id have to lick it instead of eat it then | |||
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"I would say cuppa soup, but that would be too predictable... But can I have one anyway " Nothing wrong with enjoying a cuppa soup everyday!..coming right up and with lots of croutons! | |||
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"It was very quiet yesterday.. Kettle is on again if anyone would like a drink.. Surprise me xx I like giving surprises!.. as its cold I'm going to do you a hot chocolate today with a cadburys flake in it xx Mmmmmmm yummy thank you xx" I thought you might enjoy a flake this afternoon xx | |||
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"It was very quiet yesterday.. Kettle is on again if anyone would like a drink.. Surprise me xx I like giving surprises!.. as its cold I'm going to do you a hot chocolate today with a cadburys flake in it xx Mmmmmmm yummy thank you xx I thought you might enjoy a flake this afternoon xx" xx | |||
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"Coffee and carrot cake for me please. Might be cold by time I get to u x Good afternoon Feisty minx.. One coffee and a carrot cake coming right up..I'll keep it warm for you until you get here! Dont get my carrot cake all warm though, the topping will melt. Id have to lick it instead of eat it then " I Will only keep the coffee warm although it might be fun seeing you licking your carrot cake!.. Have a nice bit of Welsh cake in today also if you're still hungry! | |||
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"Afternoon Ash.. may I have a black tea with a bacon roll please?" Good afternoon Opal One black tea and a bacon roll coming right up. Any ketchup? x I quite fancy a bacon roll now myself so will join you! | |||
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"Kettles on if anyone need a hot drink to warm up! " Yes please xx | |||
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"Kettles on if anyone need a hot drink to warm up! Yes please xx" what can i get you today my lovely.. I have got those malted biscuits in you asked me for xx | |||
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"Kettles on if anyone need a hot drink to warm up! Yes please xx what can i get you today my lovely.. I have got those malted biscuits in you asked me for xx" Oh lovely I shall have a cuppa to go with them xx | |||
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"Kettles on if anyone need a hot drink to warm up! Yes please xx what can i get you today my lovely.. I have got those malted biscuits in you asked me for xx Oh lovely I shall have a cuppa to go with them xx" One cup of tea and some malted chocolate biscuits coming right xx | |||
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"Kettles on if anyone need a hot drink to warm up! Yes please xx what can i get you today my lovely.. I have got those malted biscuits in you asked me for xx Oh lovely I shall have a cuppa to go with them xx One cup of tea and some malted chocolate biscuits coming right xx " Thanks sweetie xx | |||
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"Can I get a large strong black coffee please Ash x" Hi Opal One large strong black coffee coming right up.. would you like a biscuit? x | |||
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"Baileys coffee please" Good afternoon.. One Baileys coffee coming right up... | |||
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"Dark chocolate hot chocolate with cream and baby marshmallow " Good afternoon Cindi..One dark hot chocolate with cream and marshmallows coming right up... | |||
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"Ooh a big mug of earl grey please, can't get warm today brrrr" Good afternoon Tequila.. One big mug of Earl grey tea coming right up.. Hopefully this will warm you up a bit! | |||
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"Evening Ash ...large Gin and Cranberry juice please , loads of ice ,...ta mate " Good evening sensual.. One large Gin and cranberry juice with lots of ice coming right up mate. My fab lounge bar will be open on Friday night if you fancy popping for another drink. | |||
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"Can I get a large strong black coffee please Ash x Hi Opal One large strong black coffee coming right up.. would you like a biscuit? x" no thank you I can't just eat one x | |||
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"Can I get a large strong black coffee please Ash x Hi Opal One large strong black coffee coming right up.. would you like a biscuit? x no thank you I can't just eat one x" I hope the coffee warmed you up at least on this chilly evening x | |||
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"Kettles on would anyone like a hot drink to warm up on this wet and windy day?" Hot chocolate a la ash style please xx | |||
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"Kettles on would anyone like a hot drink to warm up on this wet and windy day? Hot chocolate a la ash style please xx" Hi Kat..sorry for the delay! One hot chocolate coming right up with a cadburys flake xx | |||
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"Kettles on would anyone like a hot drink to warm up on this wet and windy day? Hot chocolate a la ash style please xx Hi Kat..sorry for the delay! One hot chocolate coming right up with a cadburys flake xx" Thank you and no worries good things are worth waiting for x x | |||
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"Oh my Ash.... Couldn't have timed this better me auld China.... A nice builders tea with one sugar a dose of milk would be sensational please! " Hi mate..sounds like you could do with a hot drink! One builders tea with one sugar and milk coming right up..will give you some biscuits to go with it! | |||
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"Kettles on would anyone like a hot drink to warm up on this wet and windy day? Hot chocolate a la ash style please xx Hi Kat..sorry for the delay! One hot chocolate coming right up with a cadburys flake xx Thank you and no worries good things are worth waiting for x x" Thanks my lovely..They certainly are xx would you like to share my last flake? | |||
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"Kettles on would anyone like a hot drink to warm up on this wet and windy day? Hot chocolate a la ash style please xx Hi Kat..sorry for the delay! One hot chocolate coming right up with a cadburys flake xx Thank you and no worries good things are worth waiting for x x Thanks my lovely..They certainly are xx would you like to share my last flake?" That would be delightful xc | |||
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"Kettles on would anyone like a hot drink to warm up on this wet and windy day? Hot chocolate a la ash style please xx Hi Kat..sorry for the delay! One hot chocolate coming right up with a cadburys flake xx Thank you and no worries good things are worth waiting for x x Thanks my lovely..They certainly are xx would you like to share my last flake? That would be delightful xc" That was very enjoyable..will get some more flakes in tomorrow! | |||
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"would anyone else like a brew while the kitchen is still open? Guess what I'll have " Would it be another cuppa soup by any chance?!. | |||
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"Oh my Ash.... Couldn't have timed this better me auld China.... A nice builders tea with one sugar a dose of milk would be sensational please! Hi mate..sounds like you could do with a hot drink! One builders tea with one sugar and milk coming right up..will give you some biscuits to go with it!" Legend!!! Love cheeky dip!! | |||
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"Coffee, NATO and a slice of cake please One coffee and a slice of carrot cake coming right up.. What does NATO mean?! Oooiiiii I didn't provide that x You're right!..We have a banana and walnut loaf today x Much nicer than your shop bought carrot cake however that is my favourite xx" Can I have a nibble of your cake? X | |||
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"Oh my Ash.... Couldn't have timed this better me auld China.... A nice builders tea with one sugar a dose of milk would be sensational please! Hi mate..sounds like you could do with a hot drink! One builders tea with one sugar and milk coming right up..will give you some biscuits to go with it! Legend!!! Love cheeky dip!! " you're welcome..try not to drop em in your tea like i do! | |||
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"would anyone else like a brew while the kitchen is still open? Guess what I'll have Would it be another cuppa soup by any chance?!. " Aww you remembered, I like you | |||
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"would anyone else like a brew while the kitchen is still open? Guess what I'll have Would it be another cuppa soup by any chance?!. Aww you remembered, I like you " cheers mate!...I have a great memory although did leave an ex gf behind at a petrol station once as had forgotten she was with me. | |||
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"I’ll take up the offer " Good evening..would you like a tea or coffee? | |||
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"Hello Ash would love a coffee and do you have any lemon drizzle cake? " Hello lovely Samiss..One special coffee coming up just for you and a slice of moist lemon drizzle cake.. Can I grab a fork and share your cake with you | |||
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"Hello Ash would love a coffee and do you have any lemon drizzle cake? Hello lovely Samiss..One special coffee coming up just for you and a slice of moist lemon drizzle cake.. Can I grab a fork and share your cake with you " Ooh, thank you Ash You may share, as long as I get the biggest portion | |||
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"Hello Ash would love a coffee and do you have any lemon drizzle cake? Hello lovely Samiss..One special coffee coming up just for you and a slice of moist lemon drizzle cake.. Can I grab a fork and share your cake with you Ooh, thank you Ash You may share, as long as I get the biggest portion " I will only have a little nibble i promise Jim has asked me if I could start this evenings late late nocturnal thread as he is busy working so hope you'll join me on there tonight. | |||
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"Hello Ash would love a coffee and do you have any lemon drizzle cake? Hello lovely Samiss..One special coffee coming up just for you and a slice of moist lemon drizzle cake.. Can I grab a fork and share your cake with you Ooh, thank you Ash You may share, as long as I get the biggest portion I will only have a little nibble i promise Jim has asked me if I could start this evenings late late nocturnal thread as he is busy working so hope you'll join me on there tonight. " Aah, bless him, yes I will be on at some stage Ash, will there be any Pinot on offer? | |||
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"Hello Ash would love a coffee and do you have any lemon drizzle cake? Hello lovely Samiss..One special coffee coming up just for you and a slice of moist lemon drizzle cake.. Can I grab a fork and share your cake with you Ooh, thank you Ash You may share, as long as I get the biggest portion I will only have a little nibble i promise Jim has asked me if I could start this evenings late late nocturnal thread as he is busy working so hope you'll join me on there tonight. Aah, bless him, yes I will be on at some stage Ash, will there be any Pinot on offer? " There will be lots of Pinot and 1970's disco music. will start the late late thread about 10-10.30 pm. Hope you enjoyed the coffee and cake | |||
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"Hello Ash would love a coffee and do you have any lemon drizzle cake? Hello lovely Samiss..One special coffee coming up just for you and a slice of moist lemon drizzle cake.. Can I grab a fork and share your cake with you Ooh, thank you Ash You may share, as long as I get the biggest portion I will only have a little nibble i promise Jim has asked me if I could start this evenings late late nocturnal thread as he is busy working so hope you'll join me on there tonight. Aah, bless him, yes I will be on at some stage Ash, will there be any Pinot on offer? There will be lots of Pinot and 1970's disco music. will start the late late thread about 10-10.30 pm. Hope you enjoyed the coffee and cake " It's a date then! I did enjoy my coffee and cake, did you enjoy your slice? | |||
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"Hot cider, please, Ash. If you could much obliged " Love a drop of Hot Cider, Does it come with a kiss Jess? x | |||
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"Hot cider, please, Ash. If you could much obliged Love a drop of Hot Cider, Does it come with a kiss Jess? x" No. | |||
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"Hot cider, please, Ash. If you could much obliged " Good evening Jessica...How was your day?..I'm still stuck on the I spy quiz! One hot cider coming right up... | |||
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"Hot cider, please, Ash. If you could much obliged Good evening Jessica...How was your day?..I'm still stuck on the I spy quiz! One hot cider coming right up... " Oh cheers, you are my saviour! ?? I'm dealing with my letting agency atm who are being assholes and making my departure rather difficult My word game is very easy! | |||
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"Hot cider, please, Ash. If you could much obliged Good evening Jessica...How was your day?..I'm still stuck on the I spy quiz! One hot cider coming right up... Oh cheers, you are my saviour! ?? I'm dealing with my letting agency atm who are being assholes and making my departure rather difficult My word game is very easy! " would you like me to send the boys around to have a quiet word with the letting agents?! I hope you enjoyed the hot cider. | |||
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"Hello Ash would love a coffee and do you have any lemon drizzle cake? Hello lovely Samiss..One special coffee coming up just for you and a slice of moist lemon drizzle cake.. Can I grab a fork and share your cake with you Ooh, thank you Ash You may share, as long as I get the biggest portion I will only have a little nibble i promise Jim has asked me if I could start this evenings late late nocturnal thread as he is busy working so hope you'll join me on there tonight. Aah, bless him, yes I will be on at some stage Ash, will there be any Pinot on offer? There will be lots of Pinot and 1970's disco music. will start the late late thread about 10-10.30 pm. Hope you enjoyed the coffee and cake It's a date then! I did enjoy my coffee and cake, did you enjoy your slice? " I did thank you..It was the best fun I've had all week..The cake was lovely also. | |||
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"Hello Ash would love a coffee and do you have any lemon drizzle cake? Hello lovely Samiss..One special coffee coming up just for you and a slice of moist lemon drizzle cake.. Can I grab a fork and share your cake with you Ooh, thank you Ash You may share, as long as I get the biggest portion I will only have a little nibble i promise Jim has asked me if I could start this evenings late late nocturnal thread as he is busy working so hope you'll join me on there tonight. Aah, bless him, yes I will be on at some stage Ash, will there be any Pinot on offer? There will be lots of Pinot and 1970's disco music. will start the late late thread about 10-10.30 pm. Hope you enjoyed the coffee and cake It's a date then! I did enjoy my coffee and cake, did you enjoy your slice? I did thank you..It was the best fun I've had all week..The cake was lovely also. " Haha | |||
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"Hot cider, please, Ash. If you could much obliged Good evening Jessica...How was your day?..I'm still stuck on the I spy quiz! One hot cider coming right up... Oh cheers, you are my saviour! ?? I'm dealing with my letting agency atm who are being assholes and making my departure rather difficult My word game is very easy! would you like me to send the boys around to have a quiet word with the letting agents?! I hope you enjoyed the hot cider. " Oh that would be most welcome, Ash! I would let you know the answer to my riddle as a thank you | |||
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"Hot cider, please, Ash. If you could much obliged Love a drop of Hot Cider, Does it come with a kiss Jess? x No." Lol straight to the point xx | |||
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"Hot cider, please, Ash. If you could much obliged Love a drop of Hot Cider, Does it come with a kiss Jess? x No. Lol straight to the point xx" There's no point, Kat | |||
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"Hot cider, please, Ash. If you could much obliged Love a drop of Hot Cider, Does it come with a kiss Jess? x No. Lol straight to the point xx There's no point, Kat " Or kisses for scotty xx | |||
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"Hot cider, please, Ash. If you could much obliged Love a drop of Hot Cider, Does it come with a kiss Jess? x No. Lol straight to the point xx There's no point, Kat Or kisses for scotty xx" Not from me I'm afraid. | |||
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"Hot cider, please, Ash. If you could much obliged Love a drop of Hot Cider, Does it come with a kiss Jess? x No. Lol straight to the point xx There's no point, Kat Or kisses for scotty xx Not from me I'm afraid." xx | |||
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"Cup,of tea please ash " One tea coming right up sensual..milk and sugar? | |||
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"Cup,of tea please ash One tea coming right up sensual..milk and sugar?" just milk please mate , as for the sugar , well I'm sweet enough | |||
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"Cup,of tea please ash One tea coming right up sensual..milk and sugar? just milk please mate , as for the sugar , well I'm sweet enough " Sorry for the delay!..tea with milk only coming up! | |||
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"Can I have a mug of tea please ash how are you feeling today xx" Hi Kat... one mug of tea coming right up... I'm much better thank you and will be ready to open the fab bar on Saturday!x | |||
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"Can I have a mug of tea please ash how are you feeling today xx Hi Kat... one mug of tea coming right up... I'm much better thank you and will be ready to open the fab bar on Saturday!x" So pleased your feeling better and thank you for the tea xx | |||
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"Nice cup of tea and fruit cake please or stolen " Good evening Stella.. Sorry its taken me 3 days to get your cup of tea!...Have found some fruit cake for you! | |||
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"Morning, Ash. Strong cappuccino, please. We had a work Xmas do last night, I got home at half 1 as I had to be up at 6 for work! " Good evening Jessica..Apologies for not seeing you post for 3 days!...Would you still like that strong cappuccino?!.. | |||
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"Normally would have my usual, but a lemsip please and maybe a high five?" Good evening Northants..sorry to read that you're poorly..One lemsip coming right up and of course a high five!.... | |||
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"Normally would have my usual, but a lemsip please and maybe a high five? Good evening Northants..sorry to read that you're poorly..One lemsip coming right up and of course a high five!...." Thanks my good man #itsnicetobenice | |||
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"Large tea with 1 please ash. Do you have any carrot cake left. " Good evening HowHard..One large tea coming right up..you're in luck as we have some fresh carrot cake just in! | |||
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"Tea 2 please " Good evening mrandmrs...2 cups of tea coming right up!...fancy some custard creams? | |||
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"Thanks ash Your my hero " You're welcome..I'm not called a hero very often! | |||
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