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"Is that a euphemism?" No, it’s a pickle that comes in a jar and you put on food. | |||
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"Salad cream on beans on toast. Thank me later! " Not for that I won’t | |||
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"Salad cream on beans on toast. Thank me later! " Amen brother! I can vouch for that as a delicious combination | |||
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"Salad cream and peanut butter sandwiches to " Dear me that sounds vile...salad cream with beans I can allow but shit damn! NEVER with peanut butter . | |||
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"I just had branston spicy pickle on my cheesy oatcakes. " Just thought it was us Stokies that loved our cheesy oatcakes! | |||
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"I just had branston spicy pickle on my cheesy oatcakes. Just thought it was us Stokies that loved our cheesy oatcakes! " Iocation location location | |||
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" Here’s another from my amazing, personal recipe book (soon to be on sale on eBay for whatever a hopefully, heavily inebriated bidder is willing to part with) Anyhoo, you will need: One delicious Chicken & Mushroom Pot Noodle, oodles Of Tomato Ketchup, some bread and butter; Step One: Simply make the Pot Noodle as normal and then add shit loads of the ketchup to it. Step Two: Butter the two slices of the bread before emptying the garnished noodles between the slices. Step three: Eat! Savour the melting butter and the delightfully gooey texture of this incredible dish and revel in the sensation of it running all down your chin. Heavenly! " You will be in the cold part of hell with that one, share it with Judas | |||
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" Here’s another from my amazing, personal recipe book (soon to be on sale on eBay for whatever a hopefully, heavily inebriated bidder is willing to part with) Anyhoo, you will need: One delicious Chicken & Mushroom Pot Noodle, oodles Of Tomato Ketchup, some bread and butter; Step One: Simply make the Pot Noodle as normal and then add shit loads of the ketchup to it. Step Two: Butter the two slices of the bread before emptying the garnished noodles between the slices. Step three: Eat! Savour the melting butter and the delightfully gooey texture of this incredible dish and revel in the sensation of it running all down your chin. Heavenly! You will be in the cold part of hell with that one, share it with Judas " Ahhhhh.....but please wait for I may yet obtain spiritual redemption with my next amazing taste sensation; again found in my incredible, revolutionary recipe book which is incidentally, available now, bidding starting at 10 pence (and refusing to budge at present for some completely unknown and frankly baffling reason....) Anyway, you’ve heard of garlic butter? Well, now behold the wonder that is........ Worcester Sauce Butter(!!!) Yes, simply pour some on bread before buttering it and enjoy an amazing, tangy, creamy treat that can be enjoyed with so many other dishes | |||
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" Here’s another from my amazing, personal recipe book (soon to be on sale on eBay for whatever a hopefully, heavily inebriated bidder is willing to part with) Anyhoo, you will need: One delicious Chicken & Mushroom Pot Noodle, oodles Of Tomato Ketchup, some bread and butter; Step One: Simply make the Pot Noodle as normal and then add shit loads of the ketchup to it. Step Two: Butter the two slices of the bread before emptying the garnished noodles between the slices. Step three: Eat! Savour the melting butter and the delightfully gooey texture of this incredible dish and revel in the sensation of it running all down your chin. Heavenly! You will be in the cold part of hell with that one, share it with Judas Ahhhhh.....but please wait for I may yet obtain spiritual redemption with my next amazing taste sensation; again found in my incredible, revolutionary recipe book which is incidentally, available now, bidding starting at 10 pence (and refusing to budge at present for some completely unknown and frankly baffling reason....) Anyway, you’ve heard of garlic butter? Well, now behold the wonder that is........ Worcester Sauce Butter(!!!) Yes, simply pour some on bread before buttering it and enjoy an amazing, tangy, creamy treat that can be enjoyed with so many other dishes " and we are from Worcester | |||
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"Salad cream on beans on toast. Thank me later! " You filthy animal | |||
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"Salad cream and peanut butter sandwiches to " Seriously,are you taking the piss | |||
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" Here’s another from my amazing, personal recipe book (soon to be on sale on eBay for whatever a hopefully, heavily inebriated bidder is willing to part with) Anyhoo, you will need: One delicious Chicken & Mushroom Pot Noodle, oodles Of Tomato Ketchup, some bread and butter; Step One: Simply make the Pot Noodle as normal and then add shit loads of the ketchup to it. Step Two: Butter the two slices of the bread before emptying the garnished noodles between the slices. Step three: Eat! Savour the melting butter and the delightfully gooey texture of this incredible dish and revel in the sensation of it running all down your chin. Heavenly! You will be in the cold part of hell with that one, share it with Judas Ahhhhh.....but please wait for I may yet obtain spiritual redemption with my next amazing taste sensation; again found in my incredible, revolutionary recipe book which is incidentally, available now, bidding starting at 10 pence (and refusing to budge at present for some completely unknown and frankly baffling reason....) Anyway, you’ve heard of garlic butter? Well, now behold the wonder that is........ Worcester Sauce Butter(!!!) Yes, simply pour some on bread before buttering it and enjoy an amazing, tangy, creamy treat that can be enjoyed with so many other dishes " Have reported you to the UN | |||
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"You Cor beat a good old brown sauce and black pepper sandwich HP sauce of course tho " I can beat that and I will - chip butty | |||
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