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"can you buy a nice personality for yourself at the same as getting me the gym membership you once said I needed" Ouch  bad man | |||
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"I would like to take this opportunity to apologise to anyone I may have offended with my words. I appreciate I may have come across as a bit of a twat (albeit a twat with a strong beard). As you are all aware, because I mention it several times per day, I am a wealthy man. I'd like to share that with you. I will spend £100 on each person in this thread. What would you like me to buy you?" is that beard stuck on? | |||
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" I will spend £100 on each person in this thread. What would you like me to buy you?" I need some new shinguards. | |||
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"can you buy a nice personality for yourself at the same as getting me the gym membership you once said I needed" Did I? I didn’t realise we’d spoken. Sure, send me your bank details lovely. | |||
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" I will spend £100 on each person in this thread. What would you like me to buy you?" I need some new shinguards. | |||
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"Beard looks a bit patchy to be honest." It’s mange I think. I need to go to the docs. | |||
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"Well you've never been offensive to me, that I've noticed, but I'll take your £100 anyway. So you can buy my Chinese tonight which will be about £15 and spend the rest on a bottle of champagne, sounds like a good Sunday night. " Ditto for me too. ( can I swap the Chinese for a chicken bhoona pls). Veuve or tat, are perfect. | |||
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"Well you've never been offensive to me, that I've noticed, but I'll take your £100 anyway. So you can buy my Chinese tonight which will be about £15 and spend the rest on a bottle of champagne, sounds like a good Sunday night. Ditto for me too. ( can I swap the Chinese for a chicken bhoona pls). Veuve or tat, are perfect." Nothing like a nice bottle of widow  . | |||
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"Don't wuss out on us now! There are far too many fanny flatterers on the forums as it is. Buy yourself some bollocks and big boy pants "Fanny flatters. That’s a new one!
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"Can you buy me someone to sit with me for an hour or two and give me compliments since you accused me of fishing for them? " you could fish for Scotland | |||
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"Well you've never been offensive to me, that I've noticed, but I'll take your £100 anyway. So you can buy my Chinese tonight which will be about £15 and spend the rest on a bottle of champagne, sounds like a good Sunday night. " Haha sounds like a perfect evening  | |||
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"Don't wuss out on us now! There are far too many fanny flatterers on the forums as it is. Buy yourself some bollocks and big boy pants
Fanny flatters. That’s a new one!
I’m under strict instructions to play nicely on this thread. "In that case I'll have a bottle of perfume. Something nice ta. | |||
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"Don't wuss out on us now! There are far too many fanny flatterers on the forums as it is. Buy yourself some bollocks and big boy pants
Fanny flatters. That’s a new one!
I’m under strict instructions to play nicely on this thread.
In that case I'll have a bottle of perfume. Something nice ta."Kenzo Flowers is a good one . | |||
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"Well you've never been offensive to me, that I've noticed, but I'll take your £100 anyway. So you can buy my Chinese tonight which will be about £15 and spend the rest on a bottle of champagne, sounds like a good Sunday night. Haha sounds like a perfect evening "Come and join me, get £100 from the OP first so we can get two bottles | |||
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"Don't wuss out on us now! There are far too many fanny flatterers on the forums as it is. Buy yourself some bollocks and big boy pants
Fanny flatters. That’s a new one!
I’m under strict instructions to play nicely on this thread.
In that case I'll have a bottle of perfume. Something nice ta.
Kenzo Flowers is a good one . "I was in Debenhams today, in the fragrance department, and saw that. | |||
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"Affection cannot be bought." I dunno, I'm pretty affectionate after a bottle of champagne | |||
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"Affection cannot be bought. I dunno, I'm pretty affectionate after a bottle of champagne" Cheap gold digger | |||
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"Sorry OP...no idea who you are and you certainly haven't offended me. However, if you are giving things away...I'll just take the cash and run begore you change your mind. Nita" Glad to hear it. Someone (a poster on here who shall remain nameless) asked me to write this thread out and sent me the text. Apparently I’ve offended lots of people on here. I agreed to do it for the shits and giggles. I think it was supposed to result in me being slated. It hasn’t worked out like that has it?! It’s resulted in some rather nice PMs actually. #feelingthelove | |||
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"Sorry OP...no idea who you are and you certainly haven't offended me. However, if you are giving things away...I'll just take the cash and run begore you change your mind. Nita Glad to hear it. Someone (a poster on here who shall remain nameless) asked me to write this thread out and sent me the text. Apparently I’ve offended lots of people on here. I agreed to do it for the shits and giggles. I think it was supposed to result in me being slated. It hasn’t worked out like that has it?! It’s resulted in some rather nice PMs actually. #feelingthelove " Thought you were my kind of Cunt I'm disappointed  | |||
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"Sorry OP...no idea who you are and you certainly haven't offended me. However, if you are giving things away...I'll just take the cash and run begore you change your mind. Nita Glad to hear it. Someone (a poster on here who shall remain nameless) asked me to write this thread out and sent me the text. Apparently I’ve offended lots of people on here. I agreed to do it for the shits and giggles. I think it was supposed to result in me being slated. It hasn’t worked out like that has it?! It’s resulted in some rather nice PMs actually. #feelingthelove " I'm pleased it has turned out well. I tend to avoid the negative threads...Fab is a bit of light hearted fun for us. Nita | |||
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"Sorry OP...no idea who you are and you certainly haven't offended me. However, if you are giving things away...I'll just take the cash and run begore you change your mind. Nita Glad to hear it. Someone (a poster on here who shall remain nameless) asked me to write this thread out and sent me the text. Apparently I’ve offended lots of people on here. I agreed to do it for the shits and giggles. I think it was supposed to result in me being slated. It hasn’t worked out like that has it?! It’s resulted in some rather nice PMs actually. #feelingthelove Thought you were my kind of Cunt I'm disappointed "Oh I am. And you are mine, brother. This thread is a “safe space”. | |||
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"Sorry OP...no idea who you are and you certainly haven't offended me. However, if you are giving things away...I'll just take the cash and run begore you change your mind. Nita Glad to hear it. Someone (a poster on here who shall remain nameless) asked me to write this thread out and sent me the text. Apparently I’ve offended lots of people on here. I agreed to do it for the shits and giggles. I think it was supposed to result in me being slated. It hasn’t worked out like that has it?! It’s resulted in some rather nice PMs actually. #feelingthelove Thought you were my kind of Cunt I'm disappointed
Oh I am. And you are mine, brother.
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"I would like to take this opportunity to apologise to anyone I may have offended with my words. I appreciate I may have come across as a bit of a twat (albeit a twat with a strong beard). As you are all aware, because I mention it several times per day, I am a wealthy man. I'd like to share that with you. I will spend £100 on each person in this thread. What would you like me to buy you?" I think you’re overestimating how much people care. The forums is a great place to share your opinions with people who don’t give a shit about them. That goes for me, as well as anyone else. It’s just typing words in a box and pressing send. | |||
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"Can you buy me someone to sit with me for an hour or two and give me compliments since you accused me of fishing for them? " buy me a ticket to Scotland | |||
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"I would like to take this opportunity to apologise to anyone I may have offended with my words. I appreciate I may have come across as a bit of a twat (albeit a twat with a strong beard). As you are all aware, because I mention it several times per day, I am a wealthy man. I'd like to share that with you. I will spend £100 on each person in this thread. What would you like me to buy you? I think you’re overestimating how much people care. The forums is a great place to share your opinions with people who don’t give a shit about them. That goes for me, as well as anyone else. It’s just typing words in a box and pressing send. " That’s exactly what I thought, and still think. Apparently others take a different view. | |||
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"I would like £100 worth of eyewash please O.P. " How did you get on with that double ender ? | |||
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"Donate my share to ‘Mind’ please. " That’s a truly excellent charity. | |||
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"I agreed to do it for the shits and giggles. " So you've no intention of giving money away at all? | |||
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"I would like £100 worth of eyewash please O.P. How did you get on with that double ender ?" Twisted it. Pulled the end off n gunked it up. | |||
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"I agreed to do it for the shits and giggles. So you've no intention of giving money away at all? " Of course I have. I give money to random internet strangers all the time. If I pm you my bank details will you send me £50? I promise I’ll send you £100 in a couple of days. You’ll have doubled your money . | |||
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"I agreed to do it for the shits and giggles. So you've no intention of giving money away at all? Of course I have. I give money to random internet strangers all the time. If I pm you my bank details will you send me £50? I promise I’ll send you £100 in a couple of days. You’ll have doubled your money . "Yeah of course. It worked when I sent money to that Nigerian prince who'd left me millions too. (Top tip mate. The sarcastic banter thing isn't really working. Try being funny or get off the pot) | |||
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"I would like £100 worth of eyewash please O.P. " Dettol is cheaper. | |||
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"Go to a local community cafe for the homeless and donate your money so they can get a hot meal. Use your wealth for good causes. Money won’t buy you happiness but you can make other people happy with a kind gesture. " It didn't help Steve Jobs in the end did it. | |||
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"I agreed to do it for the shits and giggles. So you've no intention of giving money away at all? Of course I have. I give money to random internet strangers all the time. If I pm you my bank details will you send me £50? I promise I’ll send you £100 in a couple of days. You’ll have doubled your money .
Yeah of course. It worked when I sent money to that Nigerian prince who'd left me millions too.
(Top tip mate. The sarcastic banter thing isn't really working. Try being funny or get off the pot)"It’s working for me. If you don’t like it, don’t reply to the thread . | |||
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"I'll take a ride as a pillian on the back of that bike...the 100 can be spent on petrol. I have the need for that adrenaline rush right now "It was a rather nice bike. Goodwood Festival of Speed is the way forward . | |||
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"I'll take a ride as a pillian on the back of that bike...the 100 can be spent on petrol. I have the need for that adrenaline rush right now
It was a rather nice bike.
Goodwood Festival of Speed is the way forward . "Yes that or Donnington race track thats something I've always wanted to do. | |||
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"I agreed to do it for the shits and giggles. So you've no intention of giving money away at all? Of course I have. I give money to random internet strangers all the time. If I pm you my bank details will you send me £50? I promise I’ll send you £100 in a couple of days. You’ll have doubled your money .
Yeah of course. It worked when I sent money to that Nigerian prince who'd left me millions too.
(Top tip mate. The sarcastic banter thing isn't really working. Try being funny or get off the pot)
It’s working for me.
If you don’t like it, don’t reply to the thread . "Jolly good, treat yourself. But this is an open forum. Expect fall out. | |||
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"I agreed to do it for the shits and giggles. So you've no intention of giving money away at all? Of course I have. I give money to random internet strangers all the time. If I pm you my bank details will you send me £50? I promise I’ll send you £100 in a couple of days. You’ll have doubled your money .
Yeah of course. It worked when I sent money to that Nigerian prince who'd left me millions too.
(Top tip mate. The sarcastic banter thing isn't really working. Try being funny or get off the pot)
It’s working for me.
If you don’t like it, don’t reply to the thread .
Jolly good, treat yourself.
But this is an open forum. Expect fall out."We’ve fallen out. I can deal with it. Don’t let the door hit your ass on the way out of the thread . | |||
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"OP I haven't read all the replies so have no idea if this is a genuine offer or not. If it is genuine please donate to the MS society on my behalf. I'm a carer for my mum who has MS and the monthly drop in support groups they run in our area are a godsend to her and other people like us." It isn’t genuine. But I will anyway . | |||
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"I haven’t been offended yet, but can I put it towards my IVF fund? Well, the £100 will be the first contribution. I’m starting saving as of January 2019. " I'll put £100 in your IVF fund if you name your baby after me | |||
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"I would like to take this opportunity to apologise to anyone I may have offended with my words. I appreciate I may have come across as a bit of a twat (albeit a twat with a strong beard). As you are all aware, because I mention it several times per day, I am a wealthy man. I'd like to share that with you. I will spend £100 on each person in this thread. What would you like me to buy you?" Just write a cheque with “my” £100 and send it to Children In Need. Thank you. | |||
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"I agreed to do it for the shits and giggles. So you've no intention of giving money away at all? Of course I have. I give money to random internet strangers all the time. If I pm you my bank details will you send me £50? I promise I’ll send you £100 in a couple of days. You’ll have doubled your money .
Yeah of course. It worked when I sent money to that Nigerian prince who'd left me millions too.
(Top tip mate. The sarcastic banter thing isn't really working. Try being funny or get off the pot)
It’s working for me.
If you don’t like it, don’t reply to the thread .
Jolly good, treat yourself.
But this is an open forum. Expect fall out.
We’ve fallen out. I can deal with it.
Don’t let the door hit your ass on the way out of the thread . "Have we fallen out? I don't know you. Fall out as in regards to anything anyone posts on here. And I'll sashay away whenever I feel like it darling. Like I said, it's an open forum. You might have started a thread but you don't get to choose who frequents it. Enjoy your attempt as the latest forum wind up merchant | |||
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"The replies on this thread are fantastic! "I think the OP is winning but if I wanted to I could get it cheaper. He's just going to get rinsed dry by these lot... | |||
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"The replies on this thread are fantastic!
I think the OP is winning but if I wanted to I could get it cheaper.
He's just going to get rinsed dry by these lot..."I am winning. It’s amusing that some people actually seem to think I’m serious about sending them £100. Good luck with that.  | |||
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"The replies on this thread are fantastic!
I think the OP is winning but if I wanted to I could get it cheaper.
He's just going to get rinsed dry by these lot...
I am winning.
It’s amusing that some people actually seem to think I’m serious about sending them £100.
Good luck with that. "I don't know you but I'm going to award you. 1 lad point. It seems you turned their opinion on you around quite easily and exposed the truth. However it must be a gift and a curse to be rich because it's hard to respect this kind of attention and take it seriously. You will inevitably break some hearts and then they will blame it on men. Your just being an "alpha male" in their eyes and I salute you. | |||
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"I would like to take this opportunity to apologise to anyone I may have offended with my words. I appreciate I may have come across as a bit of a twat (albeit a twat with a strong beard). As you are all aware, because I mention it several times per day, I am a wealthy man. I'd like to share that with you. I will spend £100 on each person in this thread. What would you like me to buy you?" Some nice dress up clothes | |||
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"The replies on this thread are fantastic!
I think the OP is winning but if I wanted to I could get it cheaper.
He's just going to get rinsed dry by these lot...
I am winning.
It’s amusing that some people actually seem to think I’m serious about sending them £100.
Good luck with that.
I don't know you but I'm going to award you.
1 lad point.
It seems you turned their opinion on you around quite easily and exposed the truth.
However it must be a gift and a curse to be rich because it's hard to respect this kind of attention and take it seriously.
You will inevitably break some hearts and then they will blame it on men.
Your just being an "alpha male" in their eyes and I salute you."I cant decide if you're being serious. | |||
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"Could you send my £100 to the local homeless shelter?" Nope. | |||
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"The replies on this thread are fantastic!
I think the OP is winning but if I wanted to I could get it cheaper.
He's just going to get rinsed dry by these lot...
I am winning.
It’s amusing that some people actually seem to think I’m serious about sending them £100.
Good luck with that.
I don't know you but I'm going to award you.
1 lad point.
It seems you turned their opinion on you around quite easily and exposed the truth.
However it must be a gift and a curse to be rich because it's hard to respect this kind of attention and take it seriously.
You will inevitably break some hearts and then they will blame it on men.
Your just being an "alpha male" in their eyes and I salute you.
I cant decide if you're being serious. "When a premier league footballer walks into a bar in Cheshire all the women become single. When an old fat Norwegian grandad walks into a bar in south east Asia all the women become single. In both circumstances as a man you just roll your eyes. ...then listern to the same women give you the 3rd degree about whatever.... I was in my friends BMW one day at McDonald's and some pretty women approached us... He screams "fuck off" I wondered why.... He says "they don't want to know me when I'm driving the van" | |||
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"The replies on this thread are fantastic!
I think the OP is winning but if I wanted to I could get it cheaper.
He's just going to get rinsed dry by these lot...
I am winning.
It’s amusing that some people actually seem to think I’m serious about sending them £100.
Good luck with that.
I don't know you but I'm going to award you.
1 lad point.
It seems you turned their opinion on you around quite easily and exposed the truth.
However it must be a gift and a curse to be rich because it's hard to respect this kind of attention and take it seriously.
You will inevitably break some hearts and then they will blame it on men.
Your just being an "alpha male" in their eyes and I salute you.
I cant decide if you're being serious.
When a premier league footballer walks into a bar in Cheshire all the women become single.
When an old fat Norwegian grandad walks into a bar in south east Asia all the women become single.
In both circumstances as a man you just roll your eyes.
...then listern to the same women give you the 3rd degree about whatever....
I was in my friends BMW one day at McDonald's and some pretty women approached us...
He screams "fuck off"
I wondered why....
He says "they don't want to know me when I'm driving the van""A BMW. Is that it | |||
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"The replies on this thread are fantastic!
I think the OP is winning but if I wanted to I could get it cheaper.
He's just going to get rinsed dry by these lot...
I am winning.
It’s amusing that some people actually seem to think I’m serious about sending them £100.
Good luck with that.
I don't know you but I'm going to award you.
1 lad point.
It seems you turned their opinion on you around quite easily and exposed the truth.
However it must be a gift and a curse to be rich because it's hard to respect this kind of attention and take it seriously.
You will inevitably break some hearts and then they will blame it on men.
Your just being an "alpha male" in their eyes and I salute you.
I cant decide if you're being serious.
When a premier league footballer walks into a bar in Cheshire all the women become single.
When an old fat Norwegian grandad walks into a bar in south east Asia all the women become single.
In both circumstances as a man you just roll your eyes.
...then listern to the same women give you the 3rd degree about whatever....
I was in my friends BMW one day at McDonald's and some pretty women approached us...
He screams "fuck off"
I wondered why....
He says "they don't want to know me when I'm driving the van""Black out the windows so they can't see the shovel and plastic wrap | |||
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"I don't want your money op and I couldn't give a damn who you've upset on here, they probably deserve it!! But could you do me a favour? Pop along to hither green crem and lay some flowers for my dad? I haven't been able to get there for a couple of years and I miss tending his plot so much "For all my bullshitting and posturing on here. Yes I will actually do that. It’s round the corner from me. PM me your deets, his name and where the headstone is. I’ll send you a pic x | |||
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"The replies on this thread are fantastic!
I think the OP is winning but if I wanted to I could get it cheaper.
He's just going to get rinsed dry by these lot...
I am winning.
It’s amusing that some people actually seem to think I’m serious about sending them £100.
Good luck with that.
I don't know you but I'm going to award you.
1 lad point.
It seems you turned their opinion on you around quite easily and exposed the truth.
However it must be a gift and a curse to be rich because it's hard to respect this kind of attention and take it seriously.
You will inevitably break some hearts and then they will blame it on men.
Your just being an "alpha male" in their eyes and I salute you.
I cant decide if you're being serious.
When a premier league footballer walks into a bar in Cheshire all the women become single.
When an old fat Norwegian grandad walks into a bar in south east Asia all the women become single.
In both circumstances as a man you just roll your eyes.
...then listern to the same women give you the 3rd degree about whatever....
I was in my friends BMW one day at McDonald's and some pretty women approached us...
He screams "fuck off"
I wondered why....
He says "they don't want to know me when I'm driving the van""I’d take a handsome face over a flash car (bmw isn’t what I’d consider flash btw). He could be in a van, on a bike or on roller skates, it’s the handsome face that gets my attention not the wheels. | |||
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"The replies on this thread are fantastic!
I think the OP is winning but if I wanted to I could get it cheaper.
He's just going to get rinsed dry by these lot...
I am winning.
It’s amusing that some people actually seem to think I’m serious about sending them £100.
Good luck with that.
I don't know you but I'm going to award you.
1 lad point.
It seems you turned their opinion on you around quite easily and exposed the truth.
However it must be a gift and a curse to be rich because it's hard to respect this kind of attention and take it seriously.
You will inevitably break some hearts and then they will blame it on men.
Your just being an "alpha male" in their eyes and I salute you.
I cant decide if you're being serious.
When a premier league footballer walks into a bar in Cheshire all the women become single.
When an old fat Norwegian grandad walks into a bar in south east Asia all the women become single.
In both circumstances as a man you just roll your eyes.
...then listern to the same women give you the 3rd degree about whatever....
I was in my friends BMW one day at McDonald's and some pretty women approached us...
He screams "fuck off"
I wondered why....
He says "they don't want to know me when I'm driving the van"
I’d take a handsome face over a flash car (bmw isn’t what I’d consider flash btw). He could be in a van, on a bike or on roller skates, it’s the handsome face that gets my attention not the wheels. "That’s why I drive a clapped out Ford Focus Ghia, it has got a cup holder though. | |||
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"The replies on this thread are fantastic!
I think the OP is winning but if I wanted to I could get it cheaper.
He's just going to get rinsed dry by these lot...
I am winning.
It’s amusing that some people actually seem to think I’m serious about sending them £100.
Good luck with that.
I don't know you but I'm going to award you.
1 lad point.
It seems you turned their opinion on you around quite easily and exposed the truth.
However it must be a gift and a curse to be rich because it's hard to respect this kind of attention and take it seriously.
You will inevitably break some hearts and then they will blame it on men.
Your just being an "alpha male" in their eyes and I salute you.
I cant decide if you're being serious.
When a premier league footballer walks into a bar in Cheshire all the women become single.
When an old fat Norwegian grandad walks into a bar in south east Asia all the women become single.
In both circumstances as a man you just roll your eyes.
...then listern to the same women give you the 3rd degree about whatever....
I was in my friends BMW one day at McDonald's and some pretty women approached us...
He screams "fuck off"
I wondered why....
He says "they don't want to know me when I'm driving the van"
I’d take a handsome face over a flash car (bmw isn’t what I’d consider flash btw). He could be in a van, on a bike or on roller skates, it’s the handsome face that gets my attention not the wheels. "Did I mention I drive a BMW? | |||
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"The replies on this thread are fantastic!
I think the OP is winning but if I wanted to I could get it cheaper.
He's just going to get rinsed dry by these lot...
I am winning.
It’s amusing that some people actually seem to think I’m serious about sending them £100.
Good luck with that.
I don't know you but I'm going to award you.
1 lad point.
It seems you turned their opinion on you around quite easily and exposed the truth.
However it must be a gift and a curse to be rich because it's hard to respect this kind of attention and take it seriously.
You will inevitably break some hearts and then they will blame it on men.
Your just being an "alpha male" in their eyes and I salute you.
I cant decide if you're being serious.
When a premier league footballer walks into a bar in Cheshire all the women become single.
When an old fat Norwegian grandad walks into a bar in south east Asia all the women become single.
In both circumstances as a man you just roll your eyes.
...then listern to the same women give you the 3rd degree about whatever....
I was in my friends BMW one day at McDonald's and some pretty women approached us...
He screams "fuck off"
I wondered why....
He says "they don't want to know me when I'm driving the van"
I’d take a handsome face over a flash car (bmw isn’t what I’d consider flash btw). He could be in a van, on a bike or on roller skates, it’s the handsome face that gets my attention not the wheels.
Did I mention I drive a BMW? "An M3? | |||
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"I will spend £100 on each person in this thread. What would you like me to buy you?" I already have my own millions. Will you give my £100 to a charity for people escaping domestic violence, on my behalf, instead, please? | |||
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"I don't want your money op and I couldn't give a damn who you've upset on here, they probably deserve it!! But could you do me a favour? Pop along to hither green crem and lay some flowers for my dad? I haven't been able to get there for a couple of years and I miss tending his plot so much
For all my bullshitting and posturing on here. Yes I will actually do that. It’s round the corner from me.
PM me your deets, his name and where the headstone is. I’ll send you a pic x "Pm'd you x | |||
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"The replies on this thread are fantastic!
I think the OP is winning but if I wanted to I could get it cheaper.
He's just going to get rinsed dry by these lot...
I am winning.
It’s amusing that some people actually seem to think I’m serious about sending them £100.
Good luck with that.
I don't know you but I'm going to award you.
1 lad point.
It seems you turned their opinion on you around quite easily and exposed the truth.
However it must be a gift and a curse to be rich because it's hard to respect this kind of attention and take it seriously.
You will inevitably break some hearts and then they will blame it on men.
Your just being an "alpha male" in their eyes and I salute you.
I cant decide if you're being serious.
When a premier league footballer walks into a bar in Cheshire all the women become single.
When an old fat Norwegian grandad walks into a bar in south east Asia all the women become single.
In both circumstances as a man you just roll your eyes.
...then listern to the same women give you the 3rd degree about whatever....
I was in my friends BMW one day at McDonald's and some pretty women approached us...
He screams "fuck off"
I wondered why....
He says "they don't want to know me when I'm driving the van"
I’d take a handsome face over a flash car (bmw isn’t what I’d consider flash btw). He could be in a van, on a bike or on roller skates, it’s the handsome face that gets my attention not the wheels.
Did I mention I drive a BMW? "No, the guy with his mate in the McDonald’s story said the vehicle they were in was a bmw. I’m not saying it’s a bad car, it’s just not what I’d consider a flash car. I like an x6 in grey or the M5 G power sounds lovely, but flash to me are super cars, cars that I drive in my dreams, your koenigseggs, Bugatti’s, etc | |||
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"The replies on this thread are fantastic!
I think the OP is winning but if I wanted to I could get it cheaper.
He's just going to get rinsed dry by these lot...
I am winning.
It’s amusing that some people actually seem to think I’m serious about sending them £100.
Good luck with that.
I don't know you but I'm going to award you.
1 lad point.
It seems you turned their opinion on you around quite easily and exposed the truth.
However it must be a gift and a curse to be rich because it's hard to respect this kind of attention and take it seriously.
You will inevitably break some hearts and then they will blame it on men.
Your just being an "alpha male" in their eyes and I salute you.
I cant decide if you're being serious.
When a premier league footballer walks into a bar in Cheshire all the women become single.
When an old fat Norwegian grandad walks into a bar in south east Asia all the women become single.
In both circumstances as a man you just roll your eyes.
...then listern to the same women give you the 3rd degree about whatever....
I was in my friends BMW one day at McDonald's and some pretty women approached us...
He screams "fuck off"
I wondered why....
He says "they don't want to know me when I'm driving the van"
I’d take a handsome face over a flash car (bmw isn’t what I’d consider flash btw). He could be in a van, on a bike or on roller skates, it’s the handsome face that gets my attention not the wheels.
Did I mention I drive a BMW?
An M3?"Not quite. I used to have an M3 (E46). What a rocketship that was. M4 is mighty tempting... | |||
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" I’d take a handsome face over a flash car (bmw isn’t what I’d consider flash btw). He could be in a van, on a bike or on roller skates, it’s the handsome face that gets my attention not the wheels. " I noticed that women in europe/usa they tend to like big burley juice monkeys But In Asia the women like gay looking Korean boy band membours (more than the old beer bellies they normally marry for financial security) It definately sucks to be a rich man because you have a needle in haystack job sorting genuine women who will add to your life vs a huge horde of pretty concubine who lie constantly. I do believe you though... Women don't genuinely like men who flash cash...they just fuck him for financial security/material gains... "Don't call me a prostitute" prostitutes Obviously I've observed atleast 50% of women are not materialistic whatsoever.. It's just extreamly hard for a rich guy to get a REAL girlfriend. | |||
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"I would like to take this opportunity to apologise to anyone I may have offended with my words. I appreciate I may have come across as a bit of a twat (albeit a twat with a strong beard). As you are all aware, because I mention it several times per day, I am a wealthy man. I'd like to share that with you. I will spend £100 on each person in this thread. What would you like me to buy you?" pop tarts please | |||
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"We can all safely admit that financed BMW "German whip" type cars are for commoners and people without taste/individuality I'm not trying to excuse bmw owners being simple minded middle income showoffs... I'm merely pointing out that at the drive thru in Rochdale in a now bmw you might aswell be a medevil Lord in the eyes of the local women." I need to swing by Rochdale. Is that near Liverpool? | |||
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" I’d take a handsome face over a flash car (bmw isn’t what I’d consider flash btw). He could be in a van, on a bike or on roller skates, it’s the handsome face that gets my attention not the wheels. I noticed that women in europe/usa they tend to like big burley juice monkeys But In Asia the women like gay looking Korean boy band membours (more than the old beer bellies they normally marry for financial security) It definately sucks to be a rich man because you have a needle in haystack job sorting genuine women who will add to your life vs a huge horde of pretty concubine who lie constantly. I do believe you though... Women don't genuinely like men who flash cash...they just fuck him for financial security/material gains... "Don't call me a prostitute" prostitutes Obviously I've observed atleast 50% of women are not materialistic whatsoever.. It's just extreamly hard for a rich guy to get a REAL girlfriend. " Then don’t flash the cash for at least 6 months to a year when you first date someone. Buy a normal old ish car and stay round her place and go to normal restaurants, don’t be too lavish with gifts and then when you know the person likes you for you then you can be like ta-dah I’m loaded! I passed the gold digger test in 2014, met a guy for a date, long haul pilot, blonde, had a Ferrari Berlinetta in burgundy, fucking beautiful, I didn’t fancy him, I tried real hard to fancy him but couldn’t. Had to wave him good bye! | |||
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"The replies on this thread are fantastic!
I think the OP is winning but if I wanted to I could get it cheaper.
He's just going to get rinsed dry by these lot...
I am winning.
It’s amusing that some people actually seem to think I’m serious about sending them £100.
Good luck with that.
I don't know you but I'm going to award you.
1 lad point.
It seems you turned their opinion on you around quite easily and exposed the truth.
However it must be a gift and a curse to be rich because it's hard to respect this kind of attention and take it seriously.
You will inevitably break some hearts and then they will blame it on men.
Your just being an "alpha male" in their eyes and I salute you.
I cant decide if you're being serious.
When a premier league footballer walks into a bar in Cheshire all the women become single.
When an old fat Norwegian grandad walks into a bar in south east Asia all the women become single.
In both circumstances as a man you just roll your eyes.
...then listern to the same women give you the 3rd degree about whatever....
I was in my friends BMW one day at McDonald's and some pretty women approached us...
He screams "fuck off"
I wondered why....
He says "they don't want to know me when I'm driving the van"
I’d take a handsome face over a flash car (bmw isn’t what I’d consider flash btw). He could be in a van, on a bike or on roller skates, it’s the handsome face that gets my attention not the wheels.
Did I mention I drive a BMW?
An M3?
Not quite. I used to have an M3 (E46). What a rocketship that was.
M4 is mighty tempting... "They do feel meaty when you're in them. Powerful engines scare me | |||
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" I’d take a handsome face over a flash car (bmw isn’t what I’d consider flash btw). He could be in a van, on a bike or on roller skates, it’s the handsome face that gets my attention not the wheels. I noticed that women in europe/usa they tend to like big burley juice monkeys But In Asia the women like gay looking Korean boy band membours (more than the old beer bellies they normally marry for financial security) It definately sucks to be a rich man because you have a needle in haystack job sorting genuine women who will add to your life vs a huge horde of pretty concubine who lie constantly. I do believe you though... Women don't genuinely like men who flash cash...they just fuck him for financial security/material gains... "Don't call me a prostitute" prostitutes Obviously I've observed atleast 50% of women are not materialistic whatsoever.. It's just extreamly hard for a rich guy to get a REAL girlfriend. Then don’t flash the cash for at least 6 months to a year when you first date someone. Buy a normal old ish car and stay round her place and go to normal restaurants, don’t be too lavish with gifts and then when you know the person likes you for you then you can be like ta-dah I’m loaded! I passed the gold digger test in 2014, met a guy for a date, long haul pilot, blonde, had a Ferrari Berlinetta in burgundy, fucking beautiful, I didn’t fancy him, I tried real hard to fancy him but couldn’t. Had to wave him good bye! Is he still single? Based on that description I’d give him one. "He lives in Shanghai now, still friends with him on Facebook! | |||
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"The replies on this thread are fantastic!
I think the OP is winning but if I wanted to I could get it cheaper.
He's just going to get rinsed dry by these lot...
I am winning.
It’s amusing that some people actually seem to think I’m serious about sending them £100.
Good luck with that.
I don't know you but I'm going to award you.
1 lad point.
It seems you turned their opinion on you around quite easily and exposed the truth.
However it must be a gift and a curse to be rich because it's hard to respect this kind of attention and take it seriously.
You will inevitably break some hearts and then they will blame it on men.
Your just being an "alpha male" in their eyes and I salute you.
I cant decide if you're being serious.
When a premier league footballer walks into a bar in Cheshire all the women become single.
When an old fat Norwegian grandad walks into a bar in south east Asia all the women become single.
In both circumstances as a man you just roll your eyes.
...then listern to the same women give you the 3rd degree about whatever....
I was in my friends BMW one day at McDonald's and some pretty women approached us...
He screams "fuck off"
I wondered why....
He says "they don't want to know me when I'm driving the van"
I’d take a handsome face over a flash car (bmw isn’t what I’d consider flash btw). He could be in a van, on a bike or on roller skates, it’s the handsome face that gets my attention not the wheels.
Did I mention I drive a BMW?
An M3?
Not quite. I used to have an M3 (E46). What a rocketship that was.
M4 is mighty tempting...
They do feel meaty when you're in them. Powerful engines scare me "My dad has just bought a 440. Amazing how quickly those things accelerate. Just a shame the current M4 lacks a naturally aspirated V8 as per the E90 M3. You can’t beat cubic inches versus turbocharging (am I still on Fab, or have I crossed over to PistonHeads haha). That said, I’m sure you can blow up a storm, Sybarite x | |||
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"Then don’t flash the cash for at least 6 months to a year when you first date someone. Buy a normal old ish car and stay round her place and go to normal restaurants, don’t be too lavish with gifts and then when you know the person likes you for you then you can be like ta-dah I’m loaded! I passed the gold digger test in 2014, met a guy for a date, long haul pilot, blonde, had a Ferrari Berlinetta in burgundy, fucking beautiful, I didn’t fancy him, I tried real hard to fancy him but couldn’t. Had to wave him good bye!" A genuinely rich man isn't stupid enough to let a girl know on a 1st date. He's going to want the girl to like him before she knows he's loaded. He can already get sex with beautifull golddiggers because they hang around in expensive places alone sipping 1 drink for hours waiting for rich men. They work it to a fine art. They are like snakes. Get rich quick Fools and greedy show off men fall for it. The type of people who buy flash cars also like trophy girlfriends/concubines. But wise old money types and self made geniouses tend to have ways that are suited to. I think self made rich men and women are suited to eachother. Trust fund quick money type men get rinsed by goldiggers. If your rich or good looking man you can get away with saying socially awkward things and still get pussy. | |||
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"Affection cannot be bought. I dunno, I'm pretty affectionate after a bottle of champagne" Hahaha...love this.... Me too but not champagne.. Maybe a good crate of Budweiser!! Hahaha | |||
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"The replies on this thread are fantastic!
I think the OP is winning but if I wanted to I could get it cheaper.
He's just going to get rinsed dry by these lot...
I am winning.
It’s amusing that some people actually seem to think I’m serious about sending them £100.
Good luck with that.
I don't know you but I'm going to award you.
1 lad point.
It seems you turned their opinion on you around quite easily and exposed the truth.
However it must be a gift and a curse to be rich because it's hard to respect this kind of attention and take it seriously.
You will inevitably break some hearts and then they will blame it on men.
Your just being an "alpha male" in their eyes and I salute you.
I cant decide if you're being serious.
When a premier league footballer walks into a bar in Cheshire all the women become single.
When an old fat Norwegian grandad walks into a bar in south east Asia all the women become single.
In both circumstances as a man you just roll your eyes.
...then listern to the same women give you the 3rd degree about whatever....
I was in my friends BMW one day at McDonald's and some pretty women approached us...
He screams "fuck off"
I wondered why....
He says "they don't want to know me when I'm driving the van"
I’d take a handsome face over a flash car (bmw isn’t what I’d consider flash btw). He could be in a van, on a bike or on roller skates, it’s the handsome face that gets my attention not the wheels.
Did I mention I drive a BMW?
An M3?
Not quite. I used to have an M3 (E46). What a rocketship that was.
M4 is mighty tempting...
They do feel meaty when you're in them. Powerful engines scare me
My dad has just bought a 440. Amazing how quickly those things accelerate.
Just a shame the current M4 lacks a naturally aspirated V8 as per the E90 M3. You can’t beat cubic inches versus turbocharging (am I still on Fab, or have I crossed over to PistonHeads haha).
That said, I’m sure you can blow up a storm, Sybarite x
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"Then don’t flash the cash for at least 6 months to a year when you first date someone. Buy a normal old ish car and stay round her place and go to normal restaurants, don’t be too lavish with gifts and then when you know the person likes you for you then you can be like ta-dah I’m loaded! I passed the gold digger test in 2014, met a guy for a date, long haul pilot, blonde, had a Ferrari Berlinetta in burgundy, fucking beautiful, I didn’t fancy him, I tried real hard to fancy him but couldn’t. Had to wave him good bye! A genuinely rich man isn't stupid enough to let a girl know on a 1st date. He's going to want the girl to like him before she knows he's loaded. He can already get sex with beautifull golddiggers because they hang around in expensive places alone sipping 1 drink for hours waiting for rich men. They work it to a fine art. They are like snakes. Get rich quick Fools and greedy show off men fall for it. The type of people who buy flash cars also like trophy girlfriends/concubines. But wise old money types and self made geniouses tend to have ways that are suited to. I think self made rich men and women are suited to eachother. Trust fund quick money type men get rinsed by goldiggers. If your rich or good looking man you can get away with saying socially awkward things and still get pussy." This is a strange post. I agree with the last paragraph, you don’t need to be rich. Being good looking has always worked well enough for me. .
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"My dad and the neighbour both drive new bmw. Very shiney things to sit in at 5mph in traffic... Everyone knows you are "that guy" If I liked cars I would get something with character. If I liked engines I would get a car where vital engine components were not made from plastic (like a new bmw). I respect the 30 year old who has a 1952 Morris Oxford more than the guy in something so mundane as a bmw. I also feel fast road cars are the beta male version of a motorbike. But roads are so horrible I hate having to control any viehicle... If I was rich I would never drive." You respect a person without knowing anything about them but the car they drive? | |||
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"If I was rich I would never drive. You respect a person without knowing anything about them but the car they drive?" No. Cars are very boring to me. I had engines and car shows and motorsports events forced on me as a child. I respect someone who's a genuine enthusiast about cars/engines rather than someone who's driving pussy waggons. It's not that I don't respect the guy in a pussy waggon doing his thing like a bro boss. I just think I'd have a more intresting conversation with the geek who's really into his hobby. | |||
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"If I was rich I would never drive. You respect a person without knowing anything about them but the car they drive? No. Cars are very boring to me. I had engines and car shows and motorsports events forced on me as a child. I respect someone who's a genuine enthusiast about cars/engines rather than someone who's driving pussy waggons. It's not that I don't respect the guy in a pussy waggon doing his thing like a bro boss. I just think I'd have a more intresting conversation with the geek who's really into his hobby. " The guy I had a date with said that since he became a pilot he can’t drive a normal car anymore, said he needed to be able to feel power which kind of makes sense considering he would fly aeroplanes. | |||
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"I haven’t been offended yet, but can I put it towards my IVF fund? Well, the £100 will be the first contribution. I’m starting saving as of January 2019. I'll put £100 in your IVF fund if you name your baby after me "Yeah that probably won’t be happening | |||
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"I don't want your money op and I couldn't give a damn who you've upset on here, they probably deserve it!! But could you do me a favour? Pop along to hither green crem and lay some flowers for my dad? I haven't been able to get there for a couple of years and I miss tending his plot so much
For all my bullshitting and posturing on here. Yes I will actually do that. It’s round the corner from me.
PM me your deets, his name and where the headstone is. I’ll send you a pic x " | |||
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