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"A stick of rock" Fuck that was spooky | |||
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"A stick of rock Fuck that was spooky " Oooh so it was | |||
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"Life " Get thee to the philosophy forum five doors down ..... | |||
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"Cucumber " longer ........ | |||
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"A jar of jam?" I should have scrolled up A javelin? | |||
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"Cucumber longer ........" 2 cucumber cello taped together | |||
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"Bigger cucumber " Noooooooooo | |||
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"Cucumber longer ........ 2 cucumber cello taped together " longer still | |||
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"Rake" Not a garden implement at all | |||
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"Crutches " Nothing medical | |||
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"The Hoover " Other brands of vacuum cleaner are available. | |||
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"Fire poker " Strictly gas | |||
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"770 dominoes all stuck together " I don't like pizza... it's not food | |||
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"The Hoover Other brands of vacuum cleaner are available." Gtech | |||
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"Samurai sword" If I did i'd slice the ageist remark makers like a fancy carrot .... | |||
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"Curtain pole " Nooooooooooooo snigger. | |||
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"The Hoover Other brands of vacuum cleaner are available. Gtech " Not a cleaning implement at all. | |||
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"Butter knife" Nothing from the cutlery draw | |||
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"Prosthetic leg " That you drink the blood of your conquests from | |||
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"Prosthetic leg " No. I had to give that back to the homeless. | |||
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"Knitting needle " Nope. Shreddie factory is out of production. They paid the grandads more | |||
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"Frozen turkey " You do look cold. What am I holding in my hand tho ? | |||
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"Knitting needle Nope. Shreddie factory is out of production. They paid the grandads more" Cunts | |||
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"Frozen turkey " loads of turkey twirlers stuck together with HP sauce | |||
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"Granddad’s D? " No..... I said long and hard..... | |||
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"A French baguette, you’ve just made it crumb." Might be French for all I know. I'll talk to it and see what it says..... No. | |||
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"Didgeridoo " ooooooooo....... no | |||
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"Okay. It's long, hard and hollow Grant Mitchell " Haaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaah...... No | |||
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"A bong " Since when is a bong long. Have you seen a long bong. How long since you saw a long bong ? | |||
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"An Amazonian Indian blowpipe " Nope tho ....... ooooooooo NO | |||
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"A bong Since when is a bong long. Have you seen a long bong. How long since you saw a long bong ? " I've got a six foot bong on wheels | |||
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"A bong Since when is a bong long. Have you seen a long bong. How long since you saw a long bong ? I've got a six foot bong on wheels " you must be popular | |||
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"Drain pipe?" noooooooooo who ever saw a long hollow white hard drainpipe | |||
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"Strip light " Nope. Nothing leccy or lighty | |||
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"Drain pipe? noooooooooo who ever saw a long hollow white hard drainpipe" Most days at work | |||
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"Okay. It's white. Long. Hard. Hollow and White." Pipe for wires? | |||
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"Is it the key to your heart? " Nooooooo that's freely available. If anyone can thaw it. | |||
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"Okay. It's white. Long. Hard. Hollow and White. Pipe for wires? " Nope. Nothing to do with wires. | |||
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"Goal post" Not sports equipment ... noooooooooooooo | |||
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"Is it the key to your heart? " No locksmith could ever penetrate that bugger | |||
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"Is it the key to your heart? Nooooooo that's freely available. If anyone can thaw it. " I have warm hands and mints. | |||
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"Wrapping paper" I was gonna say that ages ago but refused as it's xmassy and I don't love xmas | |||
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"Is it the key to your heart? No locksmith could ever penetrate that bugger" How cruel. I'm a sensitive soul and may never get over that remark. | |||
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"Wrapping paper" Oh yeah ...... What's (very long) (white) (hard) and (hollow ) wrapping paper... I remember that answer on mastermind. | |||
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"Wrapping paper I was gonna say that ages ago but refused as it's xmassy and I don't love xmas " Me neither but i'm playing good granny this year | |||
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"Is it the key to your heart? Nooooooo that's freely available. If anyone can thaw it. I have warm hands and mints. " Mints ? MINTS ? | |||
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"Anal beads " 40mm ! anal beads ? Ouch ...... Mine's too tight for a little finger tip. | |||
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"Spanner." Rude ! Just cos your losing !! | |||
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"Anal beads " 40mm????????? | |||
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"Is it the empty remains from a Yard of Jaffa Cakes or the empty cardboard tube from Foil/ wrapping paper/kitchen roll" It's plastic. Did I say it was plastic ? | |||
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"Anal beads 40mm????????? " That's what my eyes did | |||
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"Spanner. Rude ! Just cos your losing !!" I'll elaborate. Ring spanner. | |||
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"Spanner. Rude ! Just cos your losing !! I'll elaborate. Ring spanner." Nope | |||
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"Your mouse " No. I have a maid to scroll for me | |||
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"A French baguette, you’ve just made it crumb. Might be French for all I know. I'll talk to it and see what it says..... No." Will you let go of me! Hihanhihanhihan! | |||
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"Clearly a giraffe!" So close yet so far ..... how is the white plastic giraffe you own ? | |||
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"Okay. This is it now cos I got to go and plumb the bath in ...... It's a 40mm plastic push fit tube for waste water. Rugbybloke said ...... Drain pipe so he was the nearest NEXT !! bubbyeeeeeeeeee" Yeah, yeah. It’s a double ended dildo, have fun! | |||
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"There will be a clue later. C'mon ... wharrizit ?" I reckon it's a 40mm plastic push fit tube for waste water. | |||
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"There will be a clue later. C'mon ... wharrizit ? I reckon it's a 40mm plastic push fit tube for waste water. " Was obvious all along wasn't it | |||
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"Okay. This is it now cos I got to go and plumb the bath in ...... It's a 40mm plastic push fit tube for waste water. Rugbybloke said ...... Drain pipe so he was the nearest NEXT !! bubbyeeeeeeeeee" I was going to say a window blind that would fit in the ceiling in a recess. Damnit. | |||
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"None of the above....... It is hard tho ..... " The Sunday Times crossword | |||
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"Okay. This is it now cos I got to go and plumb the bath in ...... It's a 40mm plastic push fit tube for waste water. Rugbybloke said ...... Drain pipe so he was the nearest NEXT !! bubbyeeeeeeeeee I was going to say a window blind that would fit in the ceiling in a recess. Damnit. " I see what you did there. A favourite thread from the archives. | |||
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"There will be a clue later. C'mon ... wharrizit ? I reckon it's a 40mm plastic push fit tube for waste water. Was obvious all along wasn't it " Uh huh...... | |||
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"Bigger cucumber " | |||
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"Okay. This is it now cos I got to go and plumb the bath in ...... It's a 40mm plastic push fit tube for waste water. Rugbybloke said ...... Drain pipe so he was the nearest NEXT !! bubbyeeeeeeeeee I was going to say a window blind that would fit in the ceiling in a recess. Damnit. I see what you did there. A favourite thread from the archives. " | |||
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"Phone would be my guess" No, it was a double ended dildo. Very close though. | |||
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