FabSwingers.com forum: Funniest/most embarassing

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thing to happen before/ during/ after sex?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get cramp just as your cumming!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

One day I'm hoping to blow a spunk bubble out of my minge the size of a balloon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get cramp just as your cumming! "

Definitely this! Especially in the thigh area asbits soo painful! I end up having to wipe down walls, door frames the dog if she gets in my way! Very messy

Mr S

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I broke a toe...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

May as well get mine off my chest, I fucked a girl anally in my car. After we had finished I went to drop her home, but the smell was unbareable. I perused the car for clues to find a big lump of her digested dinner on the back of my leather seats. More her embarrassment than mine but that’s all I got

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got hit in the head with a flying bell end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bed broke.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I've gotten dead legs without realising, got up off the bed and face planted the floor.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I broke a toe..."

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Jayne broke a guys nose with her pussy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I farted in the bath with some one once.

To be fair I found it hilarious

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I farted in the bath with some one once.

To be fair I found it hilarious "

Jacuzzi element, hilarious. But when those fuckers pop in a steamy room the smell is amplified. I hope she stuck a pineapple up your botty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My funniest was probably when I was riding someone cowgirl, I have long hair and was leaning forward a bit, and saw some of my hair on the bed, thought it was a spider and literally jumped off his cock

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By *greygorCouple
over a year ago

birmingham

just posted on status .mother nature sent the painters in heavy half way through the act .yesterday .heavy didnot realize for a min.looked like a horror film .so upseting

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"May as well get mine off my chest, I fucked a girl anally in my car. After we had finished I went to drop her home, but the smell was unbareable. I perused the car for clues to find a big lump of her digested dinner on the back of my leather seats. More her embarrassment than mine but that’s all I got "

Yeaahhh I'm thinking that's enough.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"just posted on status .mother nature sent the painters in heavy half way through the act .yesterday .heavy didnot realize for a min.looked like a horror film .so upseting"

It happens. Don't be embarrassed by it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I broke a toe...

On the leg of the bed...didn't realise until I was in a jacuzzi in Chams a few days later and it turned kinda purple!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"just posted on status .mother nature sent the painters in heavy half way through the act .yesterday .heavy didnot realize for a min.looked like a horror film .so upseting"

Ah yes- the "Carrie" effect!

Happened to me in the past too, no one's fault xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I farted in the bath with some one once.

To be fair I found it hilarious

Jacuzzi element, hilarious. But when those fuckers pop in a steamy room the smell is amplified. I hope she stuck a pineapple up your botty. "

It’s like the warm water cooks them

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I farted in the bath with some one once.

To be fair I found it hilarious

Jacuzzi element, hilarious. But when those fuckers pop in a steamy room the smell is amplified. I hope she stuck a pineapple up your botty.

It’s like the warm water cooks them "

Yep, boiled bum burp

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"just posted on status .mother nature sent the painters in heavy half way through the act .yesterday .heavy didnot realize for a min.looked like a horror film .so upseting

Ah yes- the "Carrie" effect!

Happened to me in the past too, no one's fault xx"

Perfect opportunity to get next years Halloween pics prepa_ed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Severe Cramp in my Calf Muscle

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I've been called by the wrong name before.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"One day I'm hoping to blow a spunk bubble out of my minge the size of a balloon "

Went under the radar this. Hope you achieve your goal, what a sight to be seen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been called by the wrong name before. "

Oops!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snapping my banjo string the first time I ever used a condom. Obviously didn’t put it on right and my foreskin stretched too far when I got a bit vigorous. Sharp pain and blood everywhere.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Astride a massage table massaging a lady's pussy while she was lying down when another lady just walked through the room to the kitchen ... she just said 'good morning, that looks lovely' and carried on through ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looked up to see her dog staring at me. It put us both off i must say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been called by the wrong name before. "

Many times. My ex husband was good at this

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

Unexpectedly finding myself doing the splits when 2 single beds rolled apart and my companion disappea_ed into the chasm with a thump

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

A girl who was d*unk(happy not legless) was riding me cowgirl but lost her balance, fell off and was asleep before she hit the floor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Half way through a rather vigorous session and burning love by Elvis came on.

I held in my laughter til he got to "hunk a hunk of burning love" then got the giggles so bad we both ended up in tears.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been called by the wrong name before. "

I've called someone the wrong name before

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

"Half way through a rather vigorous session and burning love by Elvis came on.

I held in my laughter til he got to "hunk a hunk of burning love" then got the giggles so bad we both ended up in tears. "

Ohhh have had this too... Not a song, but something trigge_ed the recall of the punchline for a terribly bad joke for both of us and we ended up laughing so hard we couldn't breathe... I was on top and got a stitch from laughing which only made matters worse... Then the icing on the cake was as we were finally getting back to normal, one of the logs on the fire crackled and sent a spark shooting out towards us... He got such a fright he bucked me right off, I landed on my ass, the spark landed just inches from his ass, and the two of us were in stitches all over again

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

"I farted in the bath with some one once.

To be fair I found it hilarious

Jacuzzi element, hilarious. But when those fuckers pop in a steamy room the smell is amplified. I hope she stuck a pineapple up your botty.

It’s like the warm water cooks them

Yep, boiled bum burp "

There wasn’t a fruit bowl handy. Cripes this has made me giggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been called by the wrong name before. "

This is why i dont say names during sex

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

After a very successful session, I strutted off the bed feeling like Beyonce. Fell down the steps I’d forgotten about, twisted my ankle and had to style it out. Damn. It wasn’t funny then but it creases me up now. Best cure for arrogance.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I farted in the bath with some one once.

To be fair I found it hilarious

Jacuzzi element, hilarious. But when those fuckers pop in a steamy room the smell is amplified. I hope she stuck a pineapple up your botty.

It’s like the warm water cooks them

Yep, boiled bum burp

There wasn’t a fruit bowl handy. Cripes this has made me giggle

You're a sicko Macster, a sicko I tell thee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I farted in the bath with some one once.

To be fair I found it hilarious

Jacuzzi element, hilarious. But when those fuckers pop in a steamy room the smell is amplified. I hope she stuck a pineapple up your botty.

It’s like the warm water cooks them

Yep, boiled bum burp

There wasn’t a fruit bowl handy. Cripes this has made me giggle

To be fair, I had a few different situations and mishaps I could’ve gone with

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"After a very successful session, I strutted off the bed feeling like Beyonce. Fell down the steps I’d forgotten about, twisted my ankle and had to style it out. Damn. It wasn’t funny then but it creases me up now. Best cure for arrogance. "

Tuck n roll gangsta style

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

"I farted in the bath with some one once.

To be fair I found it hilarious

Jacuzzi element, hilarious. But when those fuckers pop in a steamy room the smell is amplified. I hope she stuck a pineapple up your botty.

It’s like the warm water cooks them

Yep, boiled bum burp

There wasn’t a fruit bowl handy. Cripes this has made me giggle

To be fair, I had a few different situations and mishaps I could’ve gone with

Calamity Mac - never a dull moment

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By *VxrMan
over a year ago

Newton le Willows

"One day I'm hoping to blow a spunk bubble out of my minge the size of a balloon "

You've gotta have a dream haven't you

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"One day I'm hoping to blow a spunk bubble out of my minge the size of a balloon

You've gotta have a dream haven't you

Once I got that nailed, it's minge and balloon knot bubbles simultaneously, like a hubba bubba baby batter explosion

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By *VxrMan
over a year ago

Newton le Willows

"One day I'm hoping to blow a spunk bubble out of my minge the size of a balloon

You've gotta have a dream haven't you

Once I got that nailed, it's minge and balloon knot bubbles simultaneously, like a hubba bubba baby batter

explosion"

This time next year you'll be a millionaire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not sure why you're surprised? Always a possibility with anal surely?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had sex in a train station toilet, put my phone in my mouth to pull my trousers up,only to discover I had cum all over my phone and I got a mouthful.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Had sex in a train station toilet, put my phone in my mouth to pull my trousers up,only to discover I had cum all over my phone and I got a mouthful."

Yours or his?

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By *edMan
over a year ago

cambridgeshire

The park ranger turning up unexpectedly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s that embarrassing I’m not actually gonna say but one person on here knows the story

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"It’s that embarrassing I’m not actually gonna say but one person on here knows the story

You blew a spunk bubble out your arse didn't ya?

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By *cott73Man
over a year ago

brighton

Whilst in a dark secluded country lane, a vicar on a bike cycled past, and toang his bell....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s that embarrassing I’m not actually gonna say but one person on here knows the story

You blew a spunk bubble out your arse didn't ya?"

Whilst simultaneously bowing one from my nose

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"It’s that embarrassing I’m not actually gonna say but one person on here knows the story

You blew a spunk bubble out your arse didn't ya?

Whilst simultaneously bowing one from my nose "

I'm well jel

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Whilst in a dark secluded country lane, a vicar on a bike cycled past, and toang his bell...."

In the dark, how could you tell he was a vicar ?

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

After sex with a Turkish waiter I went back to my hotel room and my daughter said in disgust "well it's obvious what you've been doing. Your dress is on back to front"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looked up to see her dog staring at me. It put us both off i must say"

I've had that , prob the same dog lol

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