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Why thread deux?

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"Why thread deux? "

Deux is French for 2. It is the second part of a previous thread that got closed cus people talked too many times

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Right, where were we?

I think I was losing a game of twister and me and Nora were getting fucked and you have a butt plug up your dry butt hole. Yes?

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over a year ago

"Why thread deux? "

Because he can't spell zwei.

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over a year ago

"Right, where were we?

I think I was losing a game of twister and me and Nora were getting fucked and you have a butt plug up your dry butt hole. Yes? "

Yes pretty much. And me and banana were getting arrested in Cockfosters with a bag of petrol and lipstick

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why thread deux?

Because he can't spell zwei. "

You don't know what I can and can't do

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over a year ago

"Right, where were we?

I think I was losing a game of twister and me and Nora were getting fucked and you have a butt plug up your dry butt hole. Yes?

Yes pretty much. And me and banana were getting arrested in Cockfosters with a bag of petrol and lipstick "

The lipstick was for you mais bien sur.

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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why thread deux?

Deux is French for 2. It is the second part of a previous thread that got closed cus people talked too many times"

Why did you miss the word 'part' out?

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"Why thread deux?

Because he can't spell zwei.

You don't know what I can and can't do "

You can't beat me at Twister.

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over a year ago

"Right, where were we?

I think I was losing a game of twister and me and Nora were getting fucked and you have a butt plug up your dry butt hole. Yes?

Yes pretty much. And me and banana were getting arrested in Cockfosters with a bag of petrol and lipstick

The lipstick was for you mais bien sur."

I'm not yours

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why thread deux?

Deux is French for 2. It is the second part of a previous thread that got closed cus people talked too many times

Why did you miss the word 'part' out? "

Because I was lazy

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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why thread deux?

Deux is French for 2. It is the second part of a previous thread that got closed cus people talked too many times

Why did you miss the word 'part' out? "

He can't think straight cos he has a butt plug in his dry butt hole.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why thread deux?

Because he can't spell zwei.

You don't know what I can and can't do

You can't beat me at Twister."

If I can't it'll be best out of 3 or until I can

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"Right, where were we?

I think I was losing a game of twister and me and Nora were getting fucked and you have a butt plug up your dry butt hole. Yes?

Yes pretty much. And me and banana were getting arrested in Cockfosters with a bag of petrol and lipstick

The lipstick was for you mais bien sur.

I'm not yours

I know. You belong to Narnaman. For now, but he's going down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why thread deux?

Because he can't spell zwei.

You don't know what I can and can't do

You can't beat me at Twister.

If I can't it'll be best out of 3 or until I can "

You won't win. I can get my legs in some very precarious positions.

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over a year ago

I’m here now and there’s no sign of any of you! Bloody fakes !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Right, where were we?

I think I was losing a game of twister and me and Nora were getting fucked and you have a butt plug up your dry butt hole. Yes?

Yes pretty much. And me and banana were getting arrested in Cockfosters with a bag of petrol and lipstick

The lipstick was for you mais bien sur.

I'm not yours

I know. You belong to Narnaman. For now, but he's going down

But will you get arrested for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m here now and there’s no sign of any of you! Bloody fakes !"

Wait! You forgot me

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"I’m here now and there’s no sign of any of you! Bloody fakes !"

Good of you to turn up but forfeit for being late

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By (user no longer on site)
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"Right, where were we?

I think I was losing a game of twister and me and Nora were getting fucked and you have a butt plug up your dry butt hole. Yes?

Yes pretty much. And me and banana were getting arrested in Cockfosters with a bag of petrol and lipstick

The lipstick was for you mais bien sur.

I'm not yours

I know. You belong to Narnaman. For now, but he's going down

But will you get arrested for me"

I'll make it look like an accident.

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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’m here now and there’s no sign of any of you! Bloody fakes !

Wait! You forgot me

You’re not on my way! Get the bloody tube. I’ll start without you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why thread deux?

Because he can't spell zwei.

You don't know what I can and can't do

You can't beat me at Twister.

If I can't it'll be best out of 3 or until I can

You won't win. I can get my legs in some very precarious positions. "

Can you do the crab though

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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’m here now and there’s no sign of any of you! Bloody fakes !

Good of you to turn up but forfeit for being late "

I wasn't going to mention we left without her

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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why thread deux?

Because he can't spell zwei.

You don't know what I can and can't do

You can't beat me at Twister.

If I can't it'll be best out of 3 or until I can

You won't win. I can get my legs in some very precarious positions.

Can you do the crab though "

Crab, lobster, shrimp. You name it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I’m here now and there’s no sign of any of you! Bloody fakes !

Good of you to turn up but forfeit for being late

I wasn't going to mention we left without her

Thems the rules

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"I’m here now and there’s no sign of any of you! Bloody fakes !

Good of you to turn up but forfeit for being late

I wasn't going to mention we left without her

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why thread deux?

Because he can't spell zwei.

You don't know what I can and can't do

You can't beat me at Twister.

If I can't it'll be best out of 3 or until I can

You won't win. I can get my legs in some very precarious positions.

Can you do the crab though

Crab, lobster, shrimp. You name it."

Chat absolute shit you cannot do the shrimp. Pics or didn't happen

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m here now and there’s no sign of any of you! Bloody fakes !

Good of you to turn up but forfeit for being late

I wasn't going to mention we left without her

I'd question the relationship at this point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why thread deux?

Because he can't spell zwei.

You don't know what I can and can't do

You can't beat me at Twister.

If I can't it'll be best out of 3 or until I can

You won't win. I can get my legs in some very precarious positions.

Can you do the crab though

Crab, lobster, shrimp. You name it.

Chat absolute shit you cannot do the shrimp. Pics or didn't happen "

I'm not falling for that again. Find another hot woman to wank over

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"I’m here now and there’s no sign of any of you! Bloody fakes !

Good of you to turn up but forfeit for being late

I wasn't going to mention we left without her

It was cold and his bum was stinging.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why thread deux?

Because he can't spell zwei.

You don't know what I can and can't do

You can't beat me at Twister.

If I can't it'll be best out of 3 or until I can

You won't win. I can get my legs in some very precarious positions.

Can you do the crab though

Crab, lobster, shrimp. You name it.

Chat absolute shit you cannot do the shrimp. Pics or didn't happen

I'm not falling for that again. Find another hot woman to wank over

Wooo ah who said anything about wanting. I'm balls deep in no nut November

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why thread deux?

Because he can't spell zwei. "

Or because!

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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why thread deux?

Because he can't spell zwei.

You don't know what I can and can't do

You can't beat me at Twister.

If I can't it'll be best out of 3 or until I can

You won't win. I can get my legs in some very precarious positions.

Can you do the crab though

Crab, lobster, shrimp. You name it.

Chat absolute shit you cannot do the shrimp. Pics or didn't happen

I'm not falling for that again. Find another hot woman to wank over

Wooo ah who said anything about wanting. I'm balls deep in no nut November "

So, you lied about fucking me if you win?? Another bloody time waster

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"I’m here now and there’s no sign of any of you! Bloody fakes !

Good of you to turn up but forfeit for being late

I wasn't going to mention we left without her

It was cold and his bum was stinging."

And oi, you didn't knock for me on the way. You were trying to keep him all to yourself weren't you

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"I’m here now and there’s no sign of any of you! Bloody fakes !

Good of you to turn up but forfeit for being late

I wasn't going to mention we left without her

It was cold and his bum was stinging.

And oi, you didn't knock for me on the way. You were trying to keep him all to yourself weren't you

I was gonna let you have a go after me. I’m not that mean

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why thread deux?

Because he can't spell zwei.

You don't know what I can and can't do

You can't beat me at Twister.

If I can't it'll be best out of 3 or until I can

You won't win. I can get my legs in some very precarious positions.

Can you do the crab though

Crab, lobster, shrimp. You name it.

Chat absolute shit you cannot do the shrimp. Pics or didn't happen

I'm not falling for that again. Find another hot woman to wank over

Wooo ah who said anything about wanting. I'm balls deep in no nut November

So, you lied about fucking me if you win?? Another bloody time waster

You thought that butt plug was for me? Haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m here now and there’s no sign of any of you! Bloody fakes !

Good of you to turn up but forfeit for being late

I wasn't going to mention we left without her

It was cold and his bum was stinging.

And oi, you didn't knock for me on the way. You were trying to keep him all to yourself weren't you

I was gonna let you have a go after me. I’m not that mean "

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over a year ago

I'd love to stay but I need to sleep. If you can't be good be gentle

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"I'd love to stay but I need to sleep. If you can't be good be gentle

Sorry but I can’t be either of those

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"I'd love to stay but I need to sleep. If you can't be good be gentle

Gentle but dry. Sleep tight

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"I’m here now and there’s no sign of any of you! Bloody fakes !

Good of you to turn up but forfeit for being late

I wasn't going to mention we left without her

It was cold and his bum was stinging.

And oi, you didn't knock for me on the way. You were trying to keep him all to yourself weren't you

I was gonna let you have a go after me. I’m not that mean "

I hope you washed your fanny.

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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why thread deux?

Deux is French for 2. It is the second part of a previous thread that got closed cus people talked too many times"

Why did you not see i was being facetious?

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"I’m here now and there’s no sign of any of you! Bloody fakes !

Good of you to turn up but forfeit for being late

I wasn't going to mention we left without her

It was cold and his bum was stinging.

And oi, you didn't knock for me on the way. You were trying to keep him all to yourself weren't you

I was gonna let you have a go after me. I’m not that mean

I hope you washed your fanny."

Last Monday yeah. Had some Tesco value wipes in the car though. All good

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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’m here now and there’s no sign of any of you! Bloody fakes !

Good of you to turn up but forfeit for being late

I wasn't going to mention we left without her

It was cold and his bum was stinging.

And oi, you didn't knock for me on the way. You were trying to keep him all to yourself weren't you

I was gonna let you have a go after me. I’m not that mean

I hope you washed your fanny.

Last Monday yeah. Had some Tesco value wipes in the car though. All good

They are soaked in vinegar. Perfect for a fishy fanny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why thread deux?

Deux is French for 2. It is the second part of a previous thread that got closed cus people talked too many times

Why did you not see i was being facetious?

He's gone to bed for a wank.

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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’m here now and there’s no sign of any of you! Bloody fakes !

Good of you to turn up but forfeit for being late

I wasn't going to mention we left without her

It was cold and his bum was stinging.

And oi, you didn't knock for me on the way. You were trying to keep him all to yourself weren't you

I was gonna let you have a go after me. I’m not that mean

I hope you washed your fanny.

Last Monday yeah. Had some Tesco value wipes in the car though. All good

They are soaked in vinegar. Perfect for a fishy fanny

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd love to stay but I need to sleep. If you can't be good be gentle

Sorry but I can’t be either of those "

Brutal

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Why thread deux?

Deux is French for 2. It is the second part of a previous thread that got closed cus people talked too many times

Why did you not see i was being facetious?

He's gone to bed for a wank. "

Nope I was good

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