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By *ansNotHot. OP   Man
over a year ago

here, there & in your knickers

Ask any question starting with ‘why’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why is the sky blue?

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull


"Ask any question starting with ‘why’ "

Why?

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Why are chilies called chilies, when they hotter than the sun?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do birds suddenly appear?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Why is the sky blue?"

Cos Jeff Lynne said so of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why did you come back?

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Why did you come back?"

Ditto?

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By *exycouplemmmmCouple
over a year ago

Surrey

Why can some people sing beautifully and others can’t (me!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why did you come back?

Ditto?"

Are you asking me or him because I haven’t left yet.

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By *heBirminghamWeekendMan
over a year ago

here

Why have a 30pc big band and not perform Big band songs

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By *annylickerMan
over a year ago

Chester-le-Street

Why can't i get a meet on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why can't i get a meet on here"

Think you’ve answered your own question with your status.

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By *annylickerMan
over a year ago

Chester-le-Street


"Why can't i get a meet on here

Think you’ve answered your own question with your status. "

Tell me about it

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Why did you come back?

Ditto?

Are you asking me or him because I haven’t left yet. "

My mistake. I thought you had left.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why can't i get a meet on here

Think you’ve answered your own question with your status.

Tell me about it "

Can’t really moan then can you. If someone has the choice to meet you or a single attractive hung guy with a good physique who do you think they’re gonna choose?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Why did I leave my malteasers in the kitchen?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why did you come back?

Ditto?

Are you asking me or him because I haven’t left yet.

My mistake. I thought you had left."

Oh you’ll fucking know when I go.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Why did you come back?

Ditto?

Are you asking me or him because I haven’t left yet.

My mistake. I thought you had left.

Oh you’ll fucking know when I go. "

Are you ok? You sound angry?

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By *annylickerMan
over a year ago

Chester-le-Street


"Why can't i get a meet on here

Think you’ve answered your own question with your status.

Tell me about it

Can’t really moan then can you. If someone has the choice to meet you or a single attractive hung guy with a good physique who do you think they’re gonna choose?"

Gonna pick the good looking guy, because they self-centred cunts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why does the sun go on shining?

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By *imited 3EditionCouple
over a year ago

Live in Scotland Play in England

Why don't you?

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By *imited 3EditionCouple
over a year ago

Live in Scotland Play in England


"Why don't you? "

Maybe this belongs in that 80s and 90s thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why can't i get a meet on here

Think you’ve answered your own question with your status.

Tell me about it

Can’t really moan then can you. If someone has the choice to meet you or a single attractive hung guy with a good physique who do you think they’re gonna choose?

Gonna pick the good looking guy, because they self-centred cunts"

Nah, some of us are lovely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why did you leave then come back?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why did you leave then come back?"

He ran out of people to annoy.

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend


"Why can't i get a meet on here

Think you’ve answered your own question with your status.

Tell me about it

Can’t really moan then can you. If someone has the choice to meet you or a single attractive hung guy with a good physique who do you think they’re gonna choose?

Gonna pick the good looking guy, because they self-centred cunts"

And of course, calling women names is nothing to do with why you can't get a meet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why can't i get a meet on here

Think you’ve answered your own question with your status.

Tell me about it

Can’t really moan then can you. If someone has the choice to meet you or a single attractive hung guy with a good physique who do you think they’re gonna choose?

Gonna pick the good looking guy, because they self-centred cunts"

I'm self-centred because I choose to meet men I find attractive?

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By *annylickerMan
over a year ago

Chester-le-Street


"Why can't i get a meet on here

Think you’ve answered your own question with your status.

Tell me about it

Can’t really moan then can you. If someone has the choice to meet you or a single attractive hung guy with a good physique who do you think they’re gonna choose?

Gonna pick the good looking guy, because they self-centred cunts

Nah, some of us are lovely. "

I have to admit, yes you are.

Great body and impressive cock

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral


"Why can't i get a meet on here

Think you’ve answered your own question with your status.

Tell me about it

Can’t really moan then can you. If someone has the choice to meet you or a single attractive hung guy with a good physique who do you think they’re gonna choose?

Gonna pick the good looking guy, because they self-centred cunts

Nah, some of us are lovely. "
Nah I'm a Cunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why did you leave then come back?

He ran out of people to annoy. "

But he missed us so much he came back?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why can't i get a meet on here

Think you’ve answered your own question with your status.

Tell me about it

Can’t really moan then can you. If someone has the choice to meet you or a single attractive hung guy with a good physique who do you think they’re gonna choose?

Gonna pick the good looking guy, because they self-centred cunts

Nah, some of us are lovely.

I have to admit, yes you are.

Great body and impressive cock "

He has charisma too.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Why can't i get a meet on here

Think you’ve answered your own question with your status.

Tell me about it

Can’t really moan then can you. If someone has the choice to meet you or a single attractive hung guy with a good physique who do you think they’re gonna choose?

Gonna pick the good looking guy, because they self-centred cunts

And of course, calling women names is nothing to do with why you can't get a meet. "
he was talking about the men.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Yellow ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do fools fall in love?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Yellow ?"

Snow or submarine?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Why can't i get a meet on here

Think you’ve answered your own question with your status.

Tell me about it

Can’t really moan then can you. If someone has the choice to meet you or a single attractive hung guy with a good physique who do you think they’re gonna choose?

Gonna pick the good looking guy, because they self-centred cunts"

So if you had the choice between a sexy stunning female and say.... Me.... Who would you choose?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why am I in bed on my own before 10 on a Saturday evening looking at some thread on an Internet sex site

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Yellow ?

Snow or submarine?"

Taxi ....... according to Joni....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why did you come back?

Ditto?

Are you asking me or him because I haven’t left yet.

My mistake. I thought you had left.

Oh you’ll fucking know when I go.

Are you ok? You sound angry?"

Don’t be silly, not anger just an impact statement like, oh, you’ll fucking know, when I go, has to be an impact cos I’m such a big deal, that’s the context in which I chose to use the expletive.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Why do we have chins?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do a lot of men on here feel the need to have pics on their profile of them hanging out of some woman if they’re not a couple and other pics of body parts in people mouths and stuff. Is that cool? Or is it just me who gets put off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do we have chins? "

Speak for yourself I only have one chin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who do men have nipples

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Why did you come back?

Ditto?

Are you asking me or him because I haven’t left yet.

My mistake. I thought you had left.

Oh you’ll fucking know when I go.

Are you ok? You sound angry?

Don’t be silly, not anger just an impact statement like, oh, you’ll fucking know, when I go, has to be an impact cos I’m such a big deal, that’s the context in which I chose to use the expletive. "

If you are not angry are you d*unk or drinking ?

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

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"Why did you come back?

Ditto?

Are you asking me or him because I haven’t left yet.

My mistake. I thought you had left.

Oh you’ll fucking know when I go.

Are you ok? You sound angry?

Don’t be silly, not anger just an impact statement like, oh, you’ll fucking know, when I go, has to be an impact cos I’m such a big deal, that’s the context in which I chose to use the expletive. "

Ahh...I understand. Thank you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do birds suddenly appear? "

Because you're near!

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman
over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)

Why do you try and start a different thread here when you know the trolls are waiting to rip it apart!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do a lot of men on here feel the need to have pics on their profile of them hanging out of some woman if they’re not a couple and other pics of body parts in people mouths and stuff. Is that cool? Or is it just me who gets put off. "

Me too, it’s not the way to impress.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why did you come back?

Ditto?

Are you asking me or him because I haven’t left yet.

My mistake. I thought you had left.

Oh you’ll fucking know when I go.

Are you ok? You sound angry?

Don’t be silly, not anger just an impact statement like, oh, you’ll fucking know, when I go, has to be an impact cos I’m such a big deal, that’s the context in which I chose to use the expletive.

If you are not angry are you d*unk or drinking ?"

I’m on the lemon water, I don’t drink alcohol.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Why do you try and start a different thread here when you know the trolls are waiting to rip it apart!!! "

Who is trolling?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Why do we have chins?

Speak for yourself I only have one chin "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why does no one reply to my thought provoking posts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why aren’t you answering anyone’s why questions?

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman
over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)


"Why do you try and start a different thread here when you know the trolls are waiting to rip it apart!!!

Who is trolling? "

???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do you try and start a different thread here when you know the trolls are waiting to rip it apart!!! "

What trolls? He does it because he loves the attention.

Don't you Narnaman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why does no one reply to my thought provoking posts"

It's because you're missing your old mate Narnaman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why does no one reply to my thought provoking posts"

I’ll answer the previous one. I too am in bed alone before 10pm, going to log off shortly and listen to music.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why can't i get a meet on here

Think you’ve answered your own question with your status.

Tell me about it

Can’t really moan then can you. If someone has the choice to meet you or a single attractive hung guy with a good physique who do you think they’re gonna choose?

Gonna pick the good looking guy, because they self-centred cunts"

No, no. That should be "why are they self centered cunts?"

Some people just dont pay attention

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do you try and start a different thread here when you know the trolls are waiting to rip it apart!!!

Who is trolling? "

Those blokes in supermarket car parks?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do birds suddenly appear?

Because you're near! "

Them bastard seagulls after me chips again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do you try and start a different thread here when you know the trolls are waiting to rip it apart!!!

What trolls? He does it because he loves the attention.

Don't you Narnaman "

I deffo am missing a sidekick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why is a penis called a cock?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why does no one reply to my thought provoking posts

I’ll answer the previous one. I too am in bed alone before 10pm, going to log off shortly and listen to music. "

What kind of music?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do you try and start a different thread here when you know the trolls are waiting to rip it apart!!!

What trolls? He does it because he loves the attention.

Don't you Narnaman

I deffo am missing a sidekick "

He's warming himself up for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why can't i get a meet on here

Think you’ve answered your own question with your status.

Tell me about it

Can’t really moan then can you. If someone has the choice to meet you or a single attractive hung guy with a good physique who do you think they’re gonna choose?

Gonna pick the good looking guy, because they self-centred cunts

Nah, some of us are lovely.

I have to admit, yes you are.

Great body and impressive cock "

Fab straight then.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Why does no one reply to my thought provoking posts"

Er....nipples; Well I can breast feed with mine

(I’m thinking of going on Britain’s Got Takent next year)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do you try and start a different thread here when you know the trolls are waiting to rip it apart!!!

What trolls? He does it because he loves the attention.

Don't you Narnaman

I deffo am missing a sidekick

He's warming himself up for you."

Sounds promising. I better start stretching myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why does no one reply to my thought provoking posts

Er....nipples; Well I can breast feed with mine

(I’m thinking of going on Britain’s Got Takent next year) "

Here's a question. Would you or have you d*unk breast milk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do you try and start a different thread here when you know the trolls are waiting to rip it apart!!!

What trolls? He does it because he loves the attention.

Don't you Narnaman

I deffo am missing a sidekick

He's warming himself up for you.

Sounds promising. I better start stretching myself "

Plenty of lube.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Why does toenail varnish last for six months, when fingernail varnish lasts for 10 minutes...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why can't i get a meet on here

Think you’ve answered your own question with your status.

Tell me about it

Can’t really moan then can you. If someone has the choice to meet you or a single attractive hung guy with a good physique who do you think they’re gonna choose?

Gonna pick the good looking guy, because they self-centred cunts

Nah, some of us are lovely.

I have to admit, yes you are.

Great body and impressive cock

Fab straight then."

He's admiring them, he didn't say he wanted them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do you try and start a different thread here when you know the trolls are waiting to rip it apart!!!

What trolls? He does it because he loves the attention.

Don't you Narnaman

I deffo am missing a sidekick

He's warming himself up for you.

Sounds promising. I better start stretching myself

Plenty of lube."

I prefer to go in dry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why does toenail varnish last for six months, when fingernail varnish lasts for 10 minutes... "

You don't wash up with your feet (hopefully).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why does toenail varnish last for six months, when fingernail varnish lasts for 10 minutes... "

Because toes are smaller than fingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do you try and start a different thread here when you know the trolls are waiting to rip it apart!!!

What trolls? He does it because he loves the attention.

Don't you Narnaman

I deffo am missing a sidekick

He's warming himself up for you.

Sounds promising. I better start stretching myself

Plenty of lube.

I prefer to go in dry"

That stings a bit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why does no one reply to my thought provoking posts

I’ll answer the previous one. I too am in bed alone before 10pm, going to log off shortly and listen to music.

What kind of music? "

Just random songs as they come into my head to start, could be 80’s with heart~alone, could be 90’s with jam and spoon ~right in the night, but when I get sleepy will be an hour long Maceo Plex set.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Why does toenail varnish last for six months, when fingernail varnish lasts for 10 minutes...

You don't wash up with your feet (hopefully)."

True..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why does toenail varnish last for six months, when fingernail varnish lasts for 10 minutes...

Because toes are smaller than fingers "

Have a quick look at your big toe and come back to us.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do you try and start a different thread here when you know the trolls are waiting to rip it apart!!!

What trolls? He does it because he loves the attention.

Don't you Narnaman

I deffo am missing a sidekick

He's warming himself up for you.

Sounds promising. I better start stretching myself

Plenty of lube.

I prefer to go in dry

That stings a bit."

Can bite the pillow, takes the edge off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why does no one reply to my thought provoking posts

I’ll answer the previous one. I too am in bed alone before 10pm, going to log off shortly and listen to music.

What kind of music?

Just random songs as they come into my head to start, could be 80’s with heart~alone, could be 90’s with jam and spoon ~right in the night, but when I get sleepy will be an hour long Maceo Plex set. "

No idea who any of them are haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why does toenail varnish last for six months, when fingernail varnish lasts for 10 minutes...

Because toes are smaller than fingers

Have a quick look at your big toe and come back to us."

Can confirm my big toe is smaller than all my fingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unless we are talking about girth. My big toe is very girthy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why does no one reply to my thought provoking posts

I’ll answer the previous one. I too am in bed alone before 10pm, going to log off shortly and listen to music.

What kind of music?

Just random songs as they come into my head to start, could be 80’s with heart~alone, could be 90’s with jam and spoon ~right in the night, but when I get sleepy will be an hour long Maceo Plex set.

No idea who any of them are haha "

that’s shocking, everyone should know heart, they were amazing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why does no one reply to my thought provoking posts

I’ll answer the previous one. I too am in bed alone before 10pm, going to log off shortly and listen to music.

What kind of music?

Just random songs as they come into my head to start, could be 80’s with heart~alone, could be 90’s with jam and spoon ~right in the night, but when I get sleepy will be an hour long Maceo Plex set.

No idea who any of them are haha

that’s shocking, everyone should know heart, they were amazing. "

If I go and listen and they are bang average then I'll be fuming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do birds suddenly appear?

Because you're near!

Them bastard seagulls after me chips again! "

You wanna see the size of the buggers in Cornwall, they hang about fish and chip shops reminding you to put salt and vinegar on the chips!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do ppl type d*unk is there a ban on the letter r

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How can a big toe be smaller than a little finger. Don’t be silly

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"Why do we have chins? "

What would we tie our scarves under if we didn’t have chins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do you try and start a different thread here when you know the trolls are waiting to rip it apart!!!

What trolls? He does it because he loves the attention.

Don't you Narnaman

I deffo am missing a sidekick

He's warming himself up for you.

Sounds promising. I better start stretching myself

Plenty of lube.

I prefer to go in dry

That stings a bit.

Can bite the pillow, takes the edge off "

Yea but you need two hands to get the plug in your dry butt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why does no one reply to my thought provoking posts

I’ll answer the previous one. I too am in bed alone before 10pm, going to log off shortly and listen to music.

What kind of music?

Just random songs as they come into my head to start, could be 80’s with heart~alone, could be 90’s with jam and spoon ~right in the night, but when I get sleepy will be an hour long Maceo Plex set.

No idea who any of them are haha

that’s shocking, everyone should know heart, they were amazing. "

Till now I always got by on my own I never really cared until I met you

I actually just sang that very well by the way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Unless we are talking about girth. My big toe is very girthy "

You're talking length; I'm talking width.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do birds suddenly appear?

Because you're near!

Them bastard seagulls after me chips again!

You wanna see the size of the buggers in Cornwall, they hang about fish and chip shops reminding you to put salt and vinegar on the chips! "

Gangsta Gulls! The ones we have in Wales are a bit more stealthy, they hide watch and wait, then divebomb...

Proper Ninjas them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do you try and start a different thread here when you know the trolls are waiting to rip it apart!!!

What trolls? He does it because he loves the attention.

Don't you Narnaman

I deffo am missing a sidekick

He's warming himself up for you.

Sounds promising. I better start stretching myself

Plenty of lube.

I prefer to go in dry

That stings a bit.

Can bite the pillow, takes the edge off

Yea but you need two hands to get the plug in your dry butt."

You underestimate the power of a good one handed thrust. I call it the donkey punch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do birds suddenly appear?

Because you're near!

Them bastard seagulls after me chips again!

You wanna see the size of the buggers in Cornwall, they hang about fish and chip shops reminding you to put salt and vinegar on the chips!

Gangsta Gulls! The ones we have in Wales are a bit more stealthy, they hide watch and wait, then divebomb...

Proper Ninjas them!"

Do they not prefer grilled cheese on toast?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Unless we are talking about girth. My big toe is very girthy

You're talking length; I'm talking width."

No one talks about the width of fingers come on

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do you try and start a different thread here when you know the trolls are waiting to rip it apart!!!

What trolls? He does it because he loves the attention.

Don't you Narnaman

I deffo am missing a sidekick

He's warming himself up for you.

Sounds promising. I better start stretching myself

Plenty of lube.

I prefer to go in dry

That stings a bit.

Can bite the pillow, takes the edge off

Yea but you need two hands to get the plug in your dry butt.

You underestimate the power of a good one handed thrust. I call it the donkey punch"

Your biceps are bigger than mine; I need two hands.

Oh the image I have now of you on your back, a pillow over your face and a dry butt plug poised, ready to thrust

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By *ansNotHot. OP   Man
over a year ago

here, there & in your knickers


"Why aren’t you answering anyone’s why questions?"

I forgot you mention in my OP..

Ask me any questions starting with why and I won’t answer them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Unless we are talking about girth. My big toe is very girthy

You're talking length; I'm talking width.

No one talks about the width of fingers come on "

Look at your big toe. It just looks bigger. Big is an overall measurement, not length.

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By *ampshirehotwifeWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire


"Unless we are talking about girth. My big toe is very girthy

You're talking length; I'm talking width.

No one talks about the width of fingers come on "

Why are you so far away????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do you try and start a different thread here when you know the trolls are waiting to rip it apart!!!

What trolls? He does it because he loves the attention.

Don't you Narnaman

I deffo am missing a sidekick

He's warming himself up for you.

Sounds promising. I better start stretching myself

Plenty of lube.

I prefer to go in dry

That stings a bit.

Can bite the pillow, takes the edge off

Yea but you need two hands to get the plug in your dry butt.

You underestimate the power of a good one handed thrust. I call it the donkey punch

Your biceps are bigger than mine; I need two hands.

Oh the image I have now of you on your back, a pillow over your face and a dry butt plug poised, ready to thrust "

I love when you talk dirty to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Unless we are talking about girth. My big toe is very girthy

You're talking length; I'm talking width.

No one talks about the width of fingers come on

Why are you so far away???? "

What part of the country is between your legs anyway? Is it a county?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do you try and start a different thread here when you know the trolls are waiting to rip it apart!!!

What trolls? He does it because he loves the attention.

Don't you Narnaman

I deffo am missing a sidekick

He's warming himself up for you.

Sounds promising. I better start stretching myself

Plenty of lube.

I prefer to go in dry

That stings a bit.

Can bite the pillow, takes the edge off

Yea but you need two hands to get the plug in your dry butt.

You underestimate the power of a good one handed thrust. I call it the donkey punch

Your biceps are bigger than mine; I need two hands.

Oh the image I have now of you on your back, a pillow over your face and a dry butt plug poised, ready to thrust

I love when you talk dirty to me "

You gave me the inspiration

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Unless we are talking about girth. My big toe is very girthy

You're talking length; I'm talking width.

No one talks about the width of fingers come on

Look at your big toe. It just looks bigger. Big is an overall measurement, not length. "

So if you had a fat short stubby man and a long thin tall man, you would describe the short one as big?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Unless we are talking about girth. My big toe is very girthy

You're talking length; I'm talking width.

No one talks about the width of fingers come on

Why are you so far away????

What part of the country is between your legs anyway? Is it a county?"

Cockfosters.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Unless we are talking about girth. My big toe is very girthy

You're talking length; I'm talking width.

No one talks about the width of fingers come on

Why are you so far away???? "

I have no logical answer to that haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Unless we are talking about girth. My big toe is very girthy

You're talking length; I'm talking width.

No one talks about the width of fingers come on

Look at your big toe. It just looks bigger. Big is an overall measurement, not length.

So if you had a fat short stubby man and a long thin tall man, you would describe the short one as big?"

Yup, and the tall man as tall.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Unless we are talking about girth. My big toe is very girthy

You're talking length; I'm talking width.

No one talks about the width of fingers come on

Why are you so far away????

What part of the country is between your legs anyway? Is it a county?

Cockfosters.

"

Well that’s 30 mins from me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Unless we are talking about girth. My big toe is very girthy

You're talking length; I'm talking width.

No one talks about the width of fingers come on

Why are you so far away????

What part of the country is between your legs anyway? Is it a county?

Cockfosters.

Well that’s 30 mins from me "

Hurry up before he falls asleep

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By *ansNotHot. OP   Man
over a year ago

here, there & in your knickers


"Unless we are talking about girth. My big toe is very girthy

You're talking length; I'm talking width.

No one talks about the width of fingers come on

Why are you so far away????

I have no logical answer to that haha"

Property prices is the right answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Unless we are talking about girth. My big toe is very girthy

You're talking length; I'm talking width.

No one talks about the width of fingers come on

Look at your big toe. It just looks bigger. Big is an overall measurement, not length.

So if you had a fat short stubby man and a long thin tall man, you would describe the short one as big?

Yup, and the tall man as tall."

I'm quite prepared to fall out over this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Unless we are talking about girth. My big toe is very girthy

You're talking length; I'm talking width.

No one talks about the width of fingers come on

Look at your big toe. It just looks bigger. Big is an overall measurement, not length.

So if you had a fat short stubby man and a long thin tall man, you would describe the short one as big?

Yup, and the tall man as tall.

I'm quite prepared to fall out over this "

Arm wrestle you. Winner is right.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Unless we are talking about girth. My big toe is very girthy

You're talking length; I'm talking width.

No one talks about the width of fingers come on

Why are you so far away????

What part of the country is between your legs anyway? Is it a county?

Cockfosters.

Well that’s 30 mins from me

Hurry up before he falls asleep "

I’m in the car already .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Unless we are talking about girth. My big toe is very girthy

You're talking length; I'm talking width.

No one talks about the width of fingers come on

Why are you so far away????

I have no logical answer to that haha

Property prices is the right answer "

Haha yeh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Unless we are talking about girth. My big toe is very girthy

You're talking length; I'm talking width.

No one talks about the width of fingers come on

Why are you so far away????

I have no logical answer to that haha

Property prices is the right answer "

Lap dance bars.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Unless we are talking about girth. My big toe is very girthy

You're talking length; I'm talking width.

No one talks about the width of fingers come on

Look at your big toe. It just looks bigger. Big is an overall measurement, not length.

So if you had a fat short stubby man and a long thin tall man, you would describe the short one as big?

Yup, and the tall man as tall.

I'm quite prepared to fall out over this

Arm wrestle you. Winner is right."

Leftie or rightie?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Unless we are talking about girth. My big toe is very girthy

You're talking length; I'm talking width.

No one talks about the width of fingers come on

Why are you so far away????

What part of the country is between your legs anyway? Is it a county?

Cockfosters.

Well that’s 30 mins from me

Hurry up before he falls asleep

I’m in the car already . "

Pick me up on the way

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

.


"Why can't i get a meet on here

Think you’ve answered your own question with your status. "
he may need to work on his self promotion skills

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By *ansNotHot. OP   Man
over a year ago

here, there & in your knickers


"Unless we are talking about girth. My big toe is very girthy

You're talking length; I'm talking width.

No one talks about the width of fingers come on

Why are you so far away????

I have no logical answer to that haha

Property prices is the right answer

Lap dance bars."

And how do you know that?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Unless we are talking about girth. My big toe is very girthy

You're talking length; I'm talking width.

No one talks about the width of fingers come on

Look at your big toe. It just looks bigger. Big is an overall measurement, not length.

So if you had a fat short stubby man and a long thin tall man, you would describe the short one as big?

Yup, and the tall man as tall.

I'm quite prepared to fall out over this

Arm wrestle you. Winner is right.

Leftie or rightie? "

I'm using both. It's only fair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Unless we are talking about girth. My big toe is very girthy

You're talking length; I'm talking width.

No one talks about the width of fingers come on

Why are you so far away????

I have no logical answer to that haha

Property prices is the right answer

Lap dance bars.

And how do you know that?! "

Let's call it a woman's intuition.

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By *ansNotHot. OP   Man
over a year ago

here, there & in your knickers


"Unless we are talking about girth. My big toe is very girthy

You're talking length; I'm talking width.

No one talks about the width of fingers come on

Why are you so far away????

What part of the country is between your legs anyway? Is it a county?

Cockfosters.

Well that’s 30 mins from me

Hurry up before he falls asleep

I’m in the car already .

Pick me up on the way "

You are in barking fam! Make your own way

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By *ansNotHot. OP   Man
over a year ago

here, there & in your knickers


"Unless we are talking about girth. My big toe is very girthy

You're talking length; I'm talking width.

No one talks about the width of fingers come on

Why are you so far away????

I have no logical answer to that haha

Property prices is the right answer

Lap dance bars.

And how do you know that?!

Let's call it a woman's intuition."

Let’s not lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Unless we are talking about girth. My big toe is very girthy

You're talking length; I'm talking width.

No one talks about the width of fingers come on

Why are you so far away????

I have no logical answer to that haha

Property prices is the right answer

Lap dance bars.

And how do you know that?! "

Howdy much are lap dances?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Why do stale cheese puffs taste better than fresh ones? (no I don't mean farts before you say it!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Unless we are talking about girth. My big toe is very girthy

You're talking length; I'm talking width.

No one talks about the width of fingers come on

Look at your big toe. It just looks bigger. Big is an overall measurement, not length.

So if you had a fat short stubby man and a long thin tall man, you would describe the short one as big?

Yup, and the tall man as tall.

I'm quite prepared to fall out over this

Arm wrestle you. Winner is right.

Leftie or rightie?

I'm using both. It's only fair."

No fuck off that's not fair haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Unless we are talking about girth. My big toe is very girthy

You're talking length; I'm talking width.

No one talks about the width of fingers come on

Why are you so far away????

I have no logical answer to that haha

Property prices is the right answer

Lap dance bars.

And how do you know that?!

Let's call it a woman's intuition.

Let’s not lol "

Dead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Unless we are talking about girth. My big toe is very girthy

You're talking length; I'm talking width.

No one talks about the width of fingers come on

Why are you so far away????

What part of the country is between your legs anyway? Is it a county?

Cockfosters.

Well that’s 30 mins from me

Hurry up before he falls asleep

I’m in the car already .

Pick me up on the way "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Unless we are talking about girth. My big toe is very girthy

You're talking length; I'm talking width.

No one talks about the width of fingers come on

Look at your big toe. It just looks bigger. Big is an overall measurement, not length.

So if you had a fat short stubby man and a long thin tall man, you would describe the short one as big?

Yup, and the tall man as tall.

I'm quite prepared to fall out over this

Arm wrestle you. Winner is right.

Leftie or rightie?

I'm using both. It's only fair.

No fuck off that's not fair haha "

Have you seen the lack of muscle on my arms?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Unless we are talking about girth. My big toe is very girthy

You're talking length; I'm talking width.

No one talks about the width of fingers come on

Why are you so far away????

What part of the country is between your legs anyway? Is it a county?

Cockfosters.

Well that’s 30 mins from me

Hurry up before he falls asleep

I’m in the car already .

Pick me up on the way

"

Cock fosters is an actual place?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Unless we are talking about girth. My big toe is very girthy

You're talking length; I'm talking width.

No one talks about the width of fingers come on

Why are you so far away????

I have no logical answer to that haha

Property prices is the right answer

Lap dance bars.

And how do you know that?!

Let's call it a woman's intuition.

Let’s not lol

Dead "

He will be when I'm finished with him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Unless we are talking about girth. My big toe is very girthy

You're talking length; I'm talking width.

No one talks about the width of fingers come on

Why are you so far away????

What part of the country is between your legs anyway? Is it a county?

Cockfosters.

Well that’s 30 mins from me

Hurry up before he falls asleep

I’m in the car already .

Pick me up on the way

Cock fosters is an actual place? "

Yes. I just looked and it's 34 minutes from me by car.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Unless we are talking about girth. My big toe is very girthy

You're talking length; I'm talking width.

No one talks about the width of fingers come on

Look at your big toe. It just looks bigger. Big is an overall measurement, not length.

So if you had a fat short stubby man and a long thin tall man, you would describe the short one as big?

Yup, and the tall man as tall.

I'm quite prepared to fall out over this

Arm wrestle you. Winner is right.

Leftie or rightie?

I'm using both. It's only fair.

No fuck off that's not fair haha

Have you seen the lack of muscle on my arms?"

That's not my problem, you wanted an arm wrestle

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By *ansNotHot. OP   Man
over a year ago

here, there & in your knickers


"Unless we are talking about girth. My big toe is very girthy

You're talking length; I'm talking width.

No one talks about the width of fingers come on

Why are you so far away????

What part of the country is between your legs anyway? Is it a county?

Cockfosters.

Well that’s 30 mins from me

Hurry up before he falls asleep

I’m in the car already .

Pick me up on the way

Cock fosters is an actual place? "

Extremely posh one bud!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why can't i get a meet on here

Think you’ve answered your own question with your status. "

spot on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Unless we are talking about girth. My big toe is very girthy

You're talking length; I'm talking width.

No one talks about the width of fingers come on

Why are you so far away????

What part of the country is between your legs anyway? Is it a county?

Cockfosters.

Well that’s 30 mins from me

Hurry up before he falls asleep

I’m in the car already .

Pick me up on the way

"

We're gonna ruin him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to live in cockfosters

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By *ansNotHot. OP   Man
over a year ago

here, there & in your knickers


"Unless we are talking about girth. My big toe is very girthy

You're talking length; I'm talking width.

No one talks about the width of fingers come on

Why are you so far away????

I have no logical answer to that haha

Property prices is the right answer

Lap dance bars.

And how do you know that?!

Let's call it a woman's intuition.

Let’s not lol

Dead

He will be when I'm finished with him."

I dont approve of this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Unless we are talking about girth. My big toe is very girthy

You're talking length; I'm talking width.

No one talks about the width of fingers come on

Look at your big toe. It just looks bigger. Big is an overall measurement, not length.

So if you had a fat short stubby man and a long thin tall man, you would describe the short one as big?

Yup, and the tall man as tall.

I'm quite prepared to fall out over this

Arm wrestle you. Winner is right.

Leftie or rightie?

I'm using both. It's only fair.

No fuck off that's not fair haha

Have you seen the lack of muscle on my arms?

That's not my problem, you wanted an arm wrestle "

I didn't specify how many arms I would be using.

I may even use a leg.

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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago

button moon

Why when my profile says 6ft+ do I mostly get mail off guys who are shorter than me??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do we allocate words to things that make those who suffer from them struggle with the word to describe their ailment?

For example; lisp. Dyslexia.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Unless we are talking about girth. My big toe is very girthy

You're talking length; I'm talking width.

No one talks about the width of fingers come on

Why are you so far away????

I have no logical answer to that haha

Property prices is the right answer

Lap dance bars.

And how do you know that?!

Let's call it a woman's intuition.

Let’s not lol

Dead

He will be when I'm finished with him.

I dont approve of this "

Scared?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Unless we are talking about girth. My big toe is very girthy

You're talking length; I'm talking width.

No one talks about the width of fingers come on

Why are you so far away????

What part of the country is between your legs anyway? Is it a county?

Cockfosters.

Well that’s 30 mins from me

Hurry up before he falls asleep

I’m in the car already .

Pick me up on the way

Cock fosters is an actual place?

Extremely posh one bud! "

I can posh it up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do we allocate words to things that make those who suffer from them struggle with the word to describe their ailment?

For example; lisp. Dyslexia. "

Manual.

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By *ansNotHot. OP   Man
over a year ago

here, there & in your knickers


"Why when my profile says 6ft+ do I mostly get mail off guys who are shorter than me?? "

Because God loves a trier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Unless we are talking about girth. My big toe is very girthy

You're talking length; I'm talking width.

No one talks about the width of fingers come on

Why are you so far away????

What part of the country is between your legs anyway? Is it a county?

Cockfosters.

Well that’s 30 mins from me

Hurry up before he falls asleep

I’m in the car already .

Pick me up on the way

We're gonna ruin him "

Hell yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why when my profile says 6ft+ do I mostly get mail off guys who are shorter than me?? "

Because no one reads profiles, it's 2018 ffs , I only look at pics

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By *ansNotHot. OP   Man
over a year ago

here, there & in your knickers


"Unless we are talking about girth. My big toe is very girthy

You're talking length; I'm talking width.

No one talks about the width of fingers come on

Why are you so far away????

What part of the country is between your legs anyway? Is it a county?

Cockfosters.

Well that’s 30 mins from me

Hurry up before he falls asleep

I’m in the car already .

Pick me up on the way

Cock fosters is an actual place?

Extremely posh one bud!

I can posh it up"

Grab your back pack we getting arrested in Cockfosters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do we exist ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Unless we are talking about girth. My big toe is very girthy

You're talking length; I'm talking width.

No one talks about the width of fingers come on

Look at your big toe. It just looks bigger. Big is an overall measurement, not length.

So if you had a fat short stubby man and a long thin tall man, you would describe the short one as big?

Yup, and the tall man as tall.

I'm quite prepared to fall out over this

Arm wrestle you. Winner is right.

Leftie or rightie?

I'm using both. It's only fair.

No fuck off that's not fair haha

Have you seen the lack of muscle on my arms?

That's not my problem, you wanted an arm wrestle

I didn't specify how many arms I would be using.

I may even use a leg."

Sounds like a game of twister

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By *ansNotHot. OP   Man
over a year ago

here, there & in your knickers


"Unless we are talking about girth. My big toe is very girthy

You're talking length; I'm talking width.

No one talks about the width of fingers come on

Why are you so far away????

I have no logical answer to that haha

Property prices is the right answer

Lap dance bars.

And how do you know that?!

Let's call it a woman's intuition.

Let’s not lol

Dead

He will be when I'm finished with him.

I dont approve of this

Scared?"

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Unless we are talking about girth. My big toe is very girthy

You're talking length; I'm talking width.

No one talks about the width of fingers come on

Look at your big toe. It just looks bigger. Big is an overall measurement, not length.

So if you had a fat short stubby man and a long thin tall man, you would describe the short one as big?

Yup, and the tall man as tall.

I'm quite prepared to fall out over this

Arm wrestle you. Winner is right.

Leftie or rightie?

I'm using both. It's only fair.

No fuck off that's not fair haha

Have you seen the lack of muscle on my arms?

That's not my problem, you wanted an arm wrestle

I didn't specify how many arms I would be using.

I may even use a leg.

Sounds like a game of twister "

Winner is right (I'm an ex contortionist)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Unless we are talking about girth. My big toe is very girthy

You're talking length; I'm talking width.

No one talks about the width of fingers come on

Why are you so far away????

I have no logical answer to that haha

Property prices is the right answer

Lap dance bars.

And how do you know that?!

Let's call it a woman's intuition.

Let’s not lol

Dead

He will be when I'm finished with him.

I dont approve of this

Scared?

Lol"

Don't worry, I'll leave some for Oreo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Unless we are talking about girth. My big toe is very girthy

You're talking length; I'm talking width.

No one talks about the width of fingers come on

Why are you so far away????

What part of the country is between your legs anyway? Is it a county?

Cockfosters.

Well that’s 30 mins from me

Hurry up before he falls asleep

I’m in the car already .

Pick me up on the way

Cock fosters is an actual place?

Extremely posh one bud!

I can posh it up

Grab your back pack we getting arrested in Cockfosters "

Another excellent idea. I'll bring some petrol and lipstick, never know what situation we will be in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Unless we are talking about girth. My big toe is very girthy

You're talking length; I'm talking width.

No one talks about the width of fingers come on

Look at your big toe. It just looks bigger. Big is an overall measurement, not length.

So if you had a fat short stubby man and a long thin tall man, you would describe the short one as big?

Yup, and the tall man as tall.

I'm quite prepared to fall out over this

Arm wrestle you. Winner is right.

Leftie or rightie?

I'm using both. It's only fair.

No fuck off that's not fair haha

Have you seen the lack of muscle on my arms?

That's not my problem, you wanted an arm wrestle

I didn't specify how many arms I would be using.

I may even use a leg.

Sounds like a game of twister

Winner is right (I'm an ex contortionist)"
.

I’ve got twister. Shall I chuck it in the boot?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Unless we are talking about girth. My big toe is very girthy

You're talking length; I'm talking width.

No one talks about the width of fingers come on

Look at your big toe. It just looks bigger. Big is an overall measurement, not length.

So if you had a fat short stubby man and a long thin tall man, you would describe the short one as big?

Yup, and the tall man as tall.

I'm quite prepared to fall out over this

Arm wrestle you. Winner is right.

Leftie or rightie?

I'm using both. It's only fair.

No fuck off that's not fair haha

Have you seen the lack of muscle on my arms?

That's not my problem, you wanted an arm wrestle

I didn't specify how many arms I would be using.

I may even use a leg.

Sounds like a game of twister

Winner is right (I'm an ex contortionist)"

I'm an ex rubber band, you are fucked

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By *ansNotHot. OP   Man
over a year ago

here, there & in your knickers


"Unless we are talking about girth. My big toe is very girthy

You're talking length; I'm talking width.

No one talks about the width of fingers come on

Why are you so far away????

What part of the country is between your legs anyway? Is it a county?

Cockfosters.

Well that’s 30 mins from me

Hurry up before he falls asleep

I’m in the car already .

Pick me up on the way

Cock fosters is an actual place?

Extremely posh one bud!

I can posh it up

Grab your back pack we getting arrested in Cockfosters

Another excellent idea. I'll bring some petrol and lipstick, never know what situation we will be in "

Petrol and lipstick??

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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago

button moon


"Why when my profile says 6ft+ do I mostly get mail off guys who are shorter than me??

Because God loves a trier "

I'm not God

So just block lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Unless we are talking about girth. My big toe is very girthy

You're talking length; I'm talking width.

No one talks about the width of fingers come on

Look at your big toe. It just looks bigger. Big is an overall measurement, not length.

So if you had a fat short stubby man and a long thin tall man, you would describe the short one as big?

Yup, and the tall man as tall.

I'm quite prepared to fall out over this

Arm wrestle you. Winner is right.

Leftie or rightie?

I'm using both. It's only fair.

No fuck off that's not fair haha

Have you seen the lack of muscle on my arms?

That's not my problem, you wanted an arm wrestle

I didn't specify how many arms I would be using.

I may even use a leg.

Sounds like a game of twister

Winner is right (I'm an ex contortionist)

I'm an ex rubber band, you are fucked "

That wasn't the deal, but if you insist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Unless we are talking about girth. My big toe is very girthy

You're talking length; I'm talking width.

No one talks about the width of fingers come on

Look at your big toe. It just looks bigger. Big is an overall measurement, not length.

So if you had a fat short stubby man and a long thin tall man, you would describe the short one as big?

Yup, and the tall man as tall.

I'm quite prepared to fall out over this

Arm wrestle you. Winner is right.

Leftie or rightie?

I'm using both. It's only fair.

No fuck off that's not fair haha

Have you seen the lack of muscle on my arms?

That's not my problem, you wanted an arm wrestle

I didn't specify how many arms I would be using.

I may even use a leg.

Sounds like a game of twister

Winner is right (I'm an ex contortionist).

I’ve got twister. Shall I chuck it in the boot?"

And some lube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Unless we are talking about girth. My big toe is very girthy

You're talking length; I'm talking width.

No one talks about the width of fingers come on

Why are you so far away????

What part of the country is between your legs anyway? Is it a county?

Cockfosters.

Well that’s 30 mins from me

Hurry up before he falls asleep

I’m in the car already .

Pick me up on the way

Cock fosters is an actual place?

Extremely posh one bud!

I can posh it up

Grab your back pack we getting arrested in Cockfosters

Another excellent idea. I'll bring some petrol and lipstick, never know what situation we will be in

Petrol and lipstick?? "

You never know man, gotta be prepared for anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dora don't bring lube. We go in dry

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By *ansNotHot. OP   Man
over a year ago

here, there & in your knickers


"Unless we are talking about girth. My big toe is very girthy

You're talking length; I'm talking width.

No one talks about the width of fingers come on

Why are you so far away????

What part of the country is between your legs anyway? Is it a county?

Cockfosters.

Well that’s 30 mins from me

Hurry up before he falls asleep

I’m in the car already .

Pick me up on the way

Cock fosters is an actual place?

Extremely posh one bud!

I can posh it up

Grab your back pack we getting arrested in Cockfosters

Another excellent idea. I'll bring some petrol and lipstick, never know what situation we will be in

Petrol and lipstick??

You never know man, gotta be prepared for anything "

Ah right get in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Unless we are talking about girth. My big toe is very girthy

You're talking length; I'm talking width.

No one talks about the width of fingers come on

Why are you so far away????

What part of the country is between your legs anyway? Is it a county?

Cockfosters.

Well that’s 30 mins from me

Hurry up before he falls asleep

I’m in the car already .

Pick me up on the way

Cock fosters is an actual place?

Extremely posh one bud!

I can posh it up

Grab your back pack we getting arrested in Cockfosters

Another excellent idea. I'll bring some petrol and lipstick, never know what situation we will be in

Petrol and lipstick??

You never know man, gotta be prepared for anything "

He wants to leave lip marks around your cock Narnaman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Unless we are talking about girth. My big toe is very girthy

You're talking length; I'm talking width.

No one talks about the width of fingers come on

Look at your big toe. It just looks bigger. Big is an overall measurement, not length.

So if you had a fat short stubby man and a long thin tall man, you would describe the short one as big?

Yup, and the tall man as tall.

I'm quite prepared to fall out over this

Arm wrestle you. Winner is right.

Leftie or rightie?

I'm using both. It's only fair.

No fuck off that's not fair haha

Have you seen the lack of muscle on my arms?

That's not my problem, you wanted an arm wrestle

I didn't specify how many arms I would be using.

I may even use a leg.

Sounds like a game of twister

Winner is right (I'm an ex contortionist).

I’ve got twister. Shall I chuck it in the boot?

And some lube "

.

Oh normal twister, hello kitty twister or minions twister?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Unless we are talking about girth. My big toe is very girthy

You're talking length; I'm talking width.

No one talks about the width of fingers come on

Look at your big toe. It just looks bigger. Big is an overall measurement, not length.

So if you had a fat short stubby man and a long thin tall man, you would describe the short one as big?

Yup, and the tall man as tall.

I'm quite prepared to fall out over this

Arm wrestle you. Winner is right.

Leftie or rightie?

I'm using both. It's only fair.

No fuck off that's not fair haha

Have you seen the lack of muscle on my arms?

That's not my problem, you wanted an arm wrestle

I didn't specify how many arms I would be using.

I may even use a leg.

Sounds like a game of twister

Winner is right (I'm an ex contortionist)

I'm an ex rubber band, you are fucked

That wasn't the deal, but if you insist "

I see what you did there but you still won't win

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dora don't bring lube. We go in dry "

Oh yea, forgot you like it stingy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dora don't bring lube. We go in dry "

Who the fook is Dora?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Unless we are talking about girth. My big toe is very girthy

You're talking length; I'm talking width.

No one talks about the width of fingers come on

Look at your big toe. It just looks bigger. Big is an overall measurement, not length.

So if you had a fat short stubby man and a long thin tall man, you would describe the short one as big?

Yup, and the tall man as tall.

I'm quite prepared to fall out over this

Arm wrestle you. Winner is right.

Leftie or rightie?

I'm using both. It's only fair.

No fuck off that's not fair haha

Have you seen the lack of muscle on my arms?

That's not my problem, you wanted an arm wrestle

I didn't specify how many arms I would be using.

I may even use a leg.

Sounds like a game of twister

Winner is right (I'm an ex contortionist)

I'm an ex rubber band, you are fucked

That wasn't the deal, but if you insist

I see what you did there but you still won't win "

I cheat. I'll win.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Unless we are talking about girth. My big toe is very girthy

You're talking length; I'm talking width.

No one talks about the width of fingers come on

Why are you so far away????

What part of the country is between your legs anyway? Is it a county?

Cockfosters.

Well that’s 30 mins from me

Hurry up before he falls asleep

I’m in the car already .

Pick me up on the way

Cock fosters is an actual place?

Extremely posh one bud!

I can posh it up

Grab your back pack we getting arrested in Cockfosters

Another excellent idea. I'll bring some petrol and lipstick, never know what situation we will be in

Petrol and lipstick??

You never know man, gotta be prepared for anything

He wants to leave lip marks around your cock Narnaman."

He does not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dora don't bring lube. We go in dry

Who the fook is Dora?"

You, he's a little cock-eyed because of the butt plug going in dry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dora don't bring lube. We go in dry

Who the fook is Dora?"

Dora the Explorer famalam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Unless we are talking about girth. My big toe is very girthy

You're talking length; I'm talking width.

No one talks about the width of fingers come on

Why are you so far away????

What part of the country is between your legs anyway? Is it a county?

Cockfosters.

Well that’s 30 mins from me

Hurry up before he falls asleep

I’m in the car already .

Pick me up on the way

Cock fosters is an actual place?

Extremely posh one bud!

I can posh it up

Grab your back pack we getting arrested in Cockfosters

Another excellent idea. I'll bring some petrol and lipstick, never know what situation we will be in

Petrol and lipstick??

You never know man, gotta be prepared for anything

He wants to leave lip marks around your cock Narnaman.

He does not "

No other reason you would bring lipstick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dora don't bring lube. We go in dry

Who the fook is Dora?

Dora the Explorer famalam"

Nora. I’m her better looking sister

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dora don't bring lube. We go in dry

Who the fook is Dora?

Dora the Explorer famalam

Nora. I’m her better looking sister "

And you don't have an aggravating voice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Unless we are talking about girth. My big toe is very girthy

You're talking length; I'm talking width.

No one talks about the width of fingers come on

Why are you so far away????

What part of the country is between your legs anyway? Is it a county?

Cockfosters.

Well that’s 30 mins from me

Hurry up before he falls asleep

I’m in the car already .

Pick me up on the way

Cock fosters is an actual place?

Extremely posh one bud!

I can posh it up

Grab your back pack we getting arrested in Cockfosters

Another excellent idea. I'll bring some petrol and lipstick, never know what situation we will be in

Petrol and lipstick??

You never know man, gotta be prepared for anything

He wants to leave lip marks around your cock Narnaman.

He does not

No other reason you would bring lipstick. "

Can be a good pen

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Why did you come back?

Ditto?

Are you asking me or him because I haven’t left yet.

My mistake. I thought you had left.

Oh you’ll fucking know when I go.

Are you ok? You sound angry?

Don’t be silly, not anger just an impact statement like, oh, you’ll fucking know, when I go, has to be an impact cos I’m such a big deal, that’s the context in which I chose to use the expletive.

If you are not angry are you d*unk or drinking ?

I’m on the lemon water, I don’t drink alcohol. "

Ah ....... power of suggestion. I got myself one after I asked you.

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