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By *verready32 OP   Man
over a year ago

omagh

Just interested in reading some of your best opening lines from male to female, or Ladies what line comments makes you want to reply...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cock likes your pics. Wanna fuck?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"y'alright bollock chops?"

you aren't guaranteed a response, but it's certainly an eye opener for the recipient

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Something funny usually catches my eye

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock


"My cock likes your pics. Wanna fuck? "

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I really hate "lines" and almost always delete them. What gets my attention is a respectful message that shows that they've read my profile and think we have something in common.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy a fuck?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to bite your arse.

Works like a charm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is your favourite cereal? Can I eat some out your cunt?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fancy a fuck? "

Got there before me

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"What is your favourite cereal? Can I eat some out your cunt?"

Oh, barf. Also, ow. I like my cereal crunchy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just interested in reading some of your best opening lines from male to female, or Ladies what line comments makes you want to reply... "

As I am on another site. I recently used

'Très Magnifique... I would definitely be dropping things in front of you just to watch you bend to pick it up *insert cheeky smiley*'

I got a reply and surprised myself really. Moral of the story be cheeky, be yourself and show humour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What is your favourite cereal? Can I eat some out your cunt?

Oh, barf. Also, ow. I like my cereal crunchy. "

Are you allergic to nuts? Because if not, I may have the perfect cereal for you...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd normally start the first message I sent to a lady or couple with "Thanks for your wink/message as compliments are always welcome" or such like?

It's nice to be nice!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I've never forgotten the one that started 'Good God woman have you SEEN your pics....??!! ' That made me laugh out loud...

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

Hi ____ can I take your photo to show what I want for Christmas

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"What is your favourite cereal? Can I eat some out your cunt?

Oh, barf. Also, ow. I like my cereal crunchy.

Are you allergic to nuts? Because if not, I may have the perfect cereal for you..."

I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry.

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By *verready32 OP   Man
over a year ago

omagh

Some very interesting responses so far lol!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What is your favourite cereal? Can I eat some out your cunt?

Oh, barf. Also, ow. I like my cereal crunchy.

Are you allergic to nuts? Because if not, I may have the perfect cereal for you...

I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've always thought that 'lines' were a terrible way to approach a woman, as a) they're by their nature pre-prepared and not relevant to the woman in question and b) pretty naff.

Then a female friend told me that if a guy did the infamous 'breaking the ice' line the cheesiness of it would make her laugh and that would be a good start.

Personally I think they suggest an attitude of treating a woman like a piece of meat but obviously they work for some people so...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've always thought that 'lines' were a terrible way to approach a woman, as a) they're by their nature pre-prepared and not relevant to the woman in question and b) pretty naff.

Then a female friend told me that if a guy did the infamous 'breaking the ice' line the cheesiness of it would make her laugh and that would be a good start.

Personally I think they suggest an attitude of treating a woman like a piece of meat but obviously they work for some people so... "

I make mine up as I go along 'wing it' when no wingmen are present.

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By *achelross1978Couple
over a year ago

Blackwood

Something funny ever time xxx

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By *ooskiMan
over a year ago

south coast

Calm down...........always gets response but might not be the sort you want Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Personally i like to chat first things like fancy a fuck etc are a big turn off for me

Mrscxxx

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