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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

In mine there is a cola and some haribos

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Pens....purse....carkeys....tissues

Plasters...headache tablets etc etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In mine there is a cola and some haribos "

Purse, dummy, wet wipes , nappies, nappy sacks , crisps , hair brush and chewing gum ... lol

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Phone, money, morphine, tissues, keys

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By *elma and ShaggyCouple
over a year ago

Bedworth

Purse, folding shopping bag, lip balm, hair brush, knitting and keys

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Right now... Paracetamol, condoms, lollipops, some loose change, receipts, a pen, lipstick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tour book, flask of coffee, purse, lip balm, perfume, LOL doll and some slime!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tampons, Emery board, laytex gloves, mouth guard, purse, tape measure, mints

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Purse, mini umbrella, keys, hairbrush, headphones, handcream, lipstick, 3 pens, tape measure and about 58 reciepts

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By *vilgasamWoman
over a year ago

The dot in the i

Oh I did one of these once, took me half an hour to go through it, let’s say too much crap to list

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By *acavityMan
over a year ago

Redditch

Work bag?

Condoms, foil blanket, waterproof jacket, first aid kit, couple of cowls, tourniquet, first field dressing, shears, various over the counter drugs (paracetamol, piriteze, lem-sip etc) Multi-tool, housewife, cutlery, pen and pencil, umbrella and torch.

And my lunch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ladies, why do you walk round with so much random stuff in a bag at all times? I just don’t get it.

Lol and why do two of you both have a tape measure?!!

Being stereotypical here but like most guys I just have house keys, car keys, wallet and phone in my pockets.

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By *acavityMan
over a year ago

Redditch


"Being stereotypical here but like most guys I just have house keys, car keys, wallet and phone in my pockets. "

D'oh, that stuff is in my bag at work as well, but I didn't include them, as they don't always stay there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keys, purse with money; cards; donor card and reading glasses, cherry lube, cherry chapstick, lipstick, tweezers, a Morrisons receipt, £30 of Morrisons vouchers, a black biro and various tablets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Keys, purse with money; cards; donor card and reading glasses, cherry lube, cherry chapstick, lipstick, tweezers, a Morrisons receipt, £30 of Morrisons vouchers, a black biro and various tablets."

Almost forgot my decaf tea bags.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Work bag?

Condoms, foil blanket, waterproof jacket, first aid kit, couple of cowls, tourniquet, first field dressing, shears, various over the counter drugs (paracetamol, piriteze, lem-sip etc) Multi-tool, housewife, cutlery, pen and pencil, umbrella and torch.

And my lunch."

Did you buy it from the Acme Serial Stalker Store?

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By *acavityMan
over a year ago

Redditch

Don't accuse me of being a serial stalker. I've been stalking the same woman for years (joke)

I'm not a full on prepper, but do see the wisdom of being prepared. Should I be in a car accident, I could provide basic first aid and get home, reasonably warm and dry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ladies, why do you walk round with so much random stuff in a bag at all times? I just don’t get it.

Lol and why do two of you both have a tape measure?!!

Being stereotypical here but like most guys I just have house keys, car keys, wallet and phone in my pockets. "

I use my tape measure to measure the length of trouser legs when I am out shopping (for trousers obviously)... practicalities

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Work bag?

Condoms, foil blanket, waterproof jacket, first aid kit, couple of cowls, tourniquet, first field dressing, shears, various over the counter drugs (paracetamol, piriteze, lem-sip etc) Multi-tool, housewife, cutlery, pen and pencil, umbrella and torch.

And my lunch."

You have a housewife in your bag?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ladies, why do you walk round with so much random stuff in a bag at all times? I just don’t get it.

Lol and why do two of you both have a tape measure?!!

Being stereotypical here but like most guys I just have house keys, car keys, wallet and phone in my pockets. "

I had a dress makers tape measure in my bag until recently, because I sometimes have to measure children for costumes. I lent it out, which is why it's not in there now. I also left my mini sewing kit at my daughter's that is usually in my bag.

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over a year ago

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Ladies, why do you walk round with so much random stuff in a bag at all times? I just don’t get it.

Lol and why do two of you both have a tape measure?!!

Being stereotypical here but like most guys I just have house keys, car keys, wallet and phone in my pockets. "

And when you men ask if you have a tissue, headache pills, hand gel sweets etc, we have it in our bags

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Magic wand, lube, condoms, wash kit (shower gel, toothbrush, toothpaste, deodorant, perfume, face wipes) make up bag (foundation, primer, lip stain, lipstick, mascara, kohl eyeliner, liquid eyeliner pen, eyeshadow palette, various brushes) a book, my purse, phone charger, spare knickers

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By *acavityMan
over a year ago

Redditch


"You have a housewife in your bag?"

Yes, it's a name for a sewing kit. Didn't think it was that obscure.

housewife

noun

1.

a married woman whose main occupation is caring for her family, managing household affairs, and doing housework.

"the traditional division of labour between the husband as breadwinner and wife as housewife"

2.

a small case for needles, thread, and other small sewing items.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Work bag.... files, my laptop, phone, pencil case...

Handbag.... crikey! It weighs a brick!! But like most women it's a tardis where everything is always at the bottom of it!!! Anything you need... I've got it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By *erby DomCouple
over a year ago

Ashbourne(ish) and Chesterfield(ish)

Condoms, lube, rubber gloves, flogger, paddle, cane, nipple clamps, rope x3, e-stim control box, bipolar electrode, monopole pad electrodes, blindfold, collar, leash, ankle cuffs, wrist cuffs, hogtie kit, gag.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Let's see shall we?

Ok, used bus tickets, sanitary towels (don't worry - unused), padlock, purse, headphones, starburst chewing gum, glasses case, dairy milk oreo peanut butter (It's a bit shit, don't waste your money), perfume, 1 orange glove (must have lost the other one), co-codamol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Purse, diary, pens, keys,lippy,lip pencil, mini mirror, brush, perfume,tabs,fresh breath spray, earrings and chewing gum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All kinds of fun stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Paperwork

Emergency rubbers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

purse glasses tissues keys phone pen and lippy

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By *etite HandfulWoman
over a year ago

Chester

It depends on which bag I have quite a few.

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By *quirell2015Man
over a year ago

somewhere nearby


"Magic wand, lube, condoms, wash kit (shower gel, toothbrush, toothpaste, deodorant, perfume, face wipes) make up bag (foundation, primer, lip stain, lipstick, mascara, kohl eyeliner, liquid eyeliner pen, eyeshadow palette, various brushes) a book, my purse, phone charger, spare knickers "

Going anywhere good

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By *DKinkyJenTV/TS
over a year ago

Maidstone

Which bag? Currently my rucksack has my laptop, a book and my diary in it, my handbag has makeup, a hairbrush and my flats from last night (as I changed into trainers to drive)

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

In my work bag there’s my laptop, charger, battery pack, pens etc.

In my bag there’s vert little. In fact it’s empty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lip balm, lip stick, condoms lol face powder, deodrant,car keys, mints

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Water bottle, notebook, phone charger, painkillers.

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire


"Right now... Paracetamol, condoms, lollipops, some loose change, receipts, a pen, lipstick. "

I love that you have condoms in it

I don’t have any bags

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By *iss.ddWoman
over a year ago

Leeds + Newcastle

I've got so many sets of keys in my bag I sound like a Jailor on my way to work.

On the upside if I was ever mugged, one swing of the handbag and they'd be out for the count.

Yet to find a better alternative for carrying 6 sets of bulky keys other than slinging them in my bag

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By *vcarolTV/TS
over a year ago

kilmarnockish

The usual stuff, condoms, lube, spare knickers, hair, hairbrush, lighter, candle, massage oil, wipes, tissues, sparkly dildo, lippy, under arm stuff, there used to be a spare bra, riding crop and batteries

Handbag more random stuff, esp makeup, perfume, about 20 condoms, more lube, enough room for phone, keys and money.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just got the small handbag at the minute so it’s phone, keys, money, cards, perfume, breath spray, deodorant, lipstick, condoms, paracetamol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just got the small handbag at the minute so it’s phone, keys, money, cards, perfume, breath spray, deodorant, lipstick, condoms, paracetamol "

All that in a small bag?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The good thing about Monday is not having to leave my house, therefore I have no bag...I’m not even dressed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Car keys, purse, perfume, lanyard with work ID, a childs drawing, make up, hairbrush, bodyspray,sanitary pads.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Epipen, mints, purse, tissues, keys, vaseline. Oh and a good few hundred kirby grips.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just got the small handbag at the minute so it’s phone, keys, money, cards, perfume, breath spray, deodorant, lipstick, condoms, paracetamol

All that in a small bag?!

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Yup well small for me. My large bags carry half my life. Will swap back to a large bag today

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

Car keys, house keys, work keys. Short distance, long distance glasses. Sun glasses. Tablets, a variety of. Bag of lipsticks, all red with matching lip liners and lip brush. 2 tins of Vaseline, baby lips, 6 bobbles, 2 hair clips. Phone charger, ear phones. 2 biscuits the kind you get free with coffee. A ch*ker, a tin of mints, 3 pens. A bottle of Jo Malone Pomegranate Noir. A key that I don’t know what it’s for. A dice and a load of old receipts.

Phew!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Purse, Keys, earmuffs, umbrella, scarf, plastic carrier bag, make up stuff, pen, wet wipes, WD40, bike pump, bunjee cords, batteries, tissues and billions if receipts

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