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Is you could invent any app, what would it do ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Mine would call out ‘bullshit’ when people were lying. Or one that could tell you if a woman would be interested, if you approached her in the real world.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine I could hole my phone over the ATM and just get free cash.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I like both of these ideas.

Free cash and a bullshit detector would both enhance my life

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By *acavityMan
over a year ago

Redditch

Either a bookshelf app, that would tell me if I already have a copy of a book,(CD, dvd)

Or

A magazine index, so I can find the copy of my magazine that had the article on how to repair something, for example.

Basically organisation off my life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Either a bookshelf app, that would tell me if I already have a copy of a book,(CD, dvd)

Or

A magazine index, so I can find the copy of my magazine that had the article on how to repair something, for example.

Basically organisation off my life.

"

I'd get about trademarking it before someone steals your idea off here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Point my app at the sky and the clouds would roll away and the sun would come out.

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By *acavityMan
over a year ago

Redditch


"Either a bookshelf app, that would tell me if I already have a copy of a book,(CD, dvd)

Or

A magazine index, so I can find the copy of my magazine that had the article on how to repair something, for example.

Basically organisation off my life.

I'd get about trademarking it before someone steals your idea off here "

I wish they would. It's probably my age, but I don't trust 'the cloud' and prefer to own physical copies of films, music, books etc.

But I have a dreadful habit of trawling through charity shops and 2nd hand book shops, and buying duplicate copies, especially when the cover is different, or has a new title.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An app to show me what the puppies will look like if I cross breed different dogs, like what would it look like if a German shepherd and a chihuahua had puppies?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine would be a camera app,you look through the camera and scan the crowd and their retina's, and their names appear above their heads

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"An app to show me what the puppies will look like if I cross breed different dogs, like what would it look like if a German shepherd and a chihuahua had puppies? "

Not sure about the puppies looks but maybe they'd be wearing lederhosen ?

More importantly the filthy German shepherd should be ashamed of his beastiality and needs to google doggy style again

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

An app to read a woman's thoughts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An app to read a woman's thoughts"

Noooooooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An app to read a woman's thoughts"

Why want to know whether they are thinking about ironing, washing up, vacuuming, dusting, laundry, cooking etc

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

I am actually working on an app at the moment. It is an app that shows maps of football grounds and a bit of data about them

So really I have to say I am inventing the app as we speak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eyes met" app, it senses when you've "locked eyes" with someone in the supermarket etc and if it's mutual it logs the attraction and allows no to make contact, no phone numbers exchange obviously on show.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pay me billions of quids

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"An app to read a woman's thoughts

Why want to know whether they are thinking about ironing, washing up, vacuuming, dusting, laundry, cooking etc "

Because I could then either go out and forget about sex or b do the jobs they're thinking of doing and get laid for being so helpful

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"An app to read a woman's thoughts"

Shoes, cock, shoes, cock, shoes, shoes, Strictly, shoes,cock, cock, shoes.

Rinse and repeat.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Mine would call out ‘bullshit’ when people were lying.

"

You'd never get a word in whilst on fab....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like I’d give you all my money making secrets

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"I like both of these ideas.

Free cash and a bullshit detector would both enhance my life"

Actually I'll go for a bullshit translater - immediately translates into the actual truth haha, that'd be fun on fab too!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It would be one to stop all the females getting messages on here. Just to see how long it takes them to send the first message and whether or not it would read 'Hi'

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"An app to read a woman's thoughts

Shoes, cock, shoes, cock, shoes, shoes, Strictly, shoes,cock, cock, shoes.

Rinse and repeat. "

Sounds good to me as I think I'm trying to pull when they're thinking of shoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Point my app at the sky and the clouds would roll away and the sun would come out. "

I would buy that one for sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One to use spy satalites, and star wars program satalites.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One to use spy satalites, and star wars program satalites.

"

You mean satellites

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One to use spy satalites, and star wars program satalites.

You mean satellites "

I know,I'm a dick

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By *ooskiMan
over a year ago

south coast

Scans where ever i point and identify there biggest turn on (age limit set at 30yrs +)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Send someone out for the chips.

Now Im sure there is one but I cant be bothered to investigate the possibility.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Send someone out for the chips.

Now Im sure there is one but I cant be bothered to investigate the possibility. "

Just eat

They bring you the nibbles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It would be one to stop all the females getting messages on here. Just to see how long it takes them to send the first message and whether or not it would read 'Hi' "

There's always one that goes too far!

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By *mp411Man
over a year ago

chester

One that does my work for me

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By *mp411Man
over a year ago

chester

Or acts as a remote control lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Send someone out for the chips.

Now Im sure there is one but I cant be bothered to investigate the possibility.

Just eat

They bring you the nibbles "

So I went out for nothing. Humph.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I would invent an app that zapped , to the death of course, any fabber that had a fake profile.

The world would smell of cracklin' ....

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"One to use spy satalites, and star wars program satalites.

You mean satellites

I know,I'm a dick"

You mean dyke

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"One to use spy satalites, and star wars program satalites.

You mean satellites

I know,I'm a dick

You mean dyke"

I know i'm a mean person.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It would be one to stop all the females getting messages on here. Just to see how long it takes them to send the first message and whether or not it would read 'Hi'

There's always one that goes too far! "

That's too far... fetched more like

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By *htcMan
over a year ago

MK

Speed camera detector, which will detect when any police car nearby or speed camera or mobile detector is nearby.

Would be perfect can cut journey times and actually make sense why cars can go faster than 70.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Speed camera detector, which will detect when any police car nearby or speed camera or mobile detector is nearby.

Would be perfect can cut journey times and actually make sense why cars can go faster than 70."

They exist already!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Speed camera detector, which will detect when any police car nearby or speed camera or mobile detector is nearby.

Would be perfect can cut journey times and actually make sense why cars can go faster than 70.

They exist already! "

Yeah I have that in my car and it does help with journeys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It would be an app that put people in touch with God. Having your sins forgiven without having to mess about going to church would save a lot of time and hassle. No offence to LisaB but confessing to God carries just that bit more weight.

Like a sat nav; where you can pay extra and get road maps for Europe and beyond, there would also be the facility to talk to Allah and whatever other gods we could get to sign up. Imagine being able to go right to the horse's mouth to find out what he really is telling his people to do, rather than relying on the Daily Mail and Facebook for information.

We would find out if there are any female gods. All gods are male...really? Are we supposed to believe that?

Most of all the biggest benefit would be that now churches wouldn't be needed any longer, the money raised could be used to turn all those beautiful buildings into homes (not shelters) for homeless. Now what self-proclaimed righteous living person wouldn't vote for that?

If that app is not possible I'll just have one that gives me next week's football results please.

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